#clark group

[keepingitneutral]

Villa ITO, Poveña, San Miguel de Allende, Guanajuato, Mexico,

The Clark Group

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 131

Okay, so first of all Dan would like to say it’s not his fault. Ellie was the one to bring some unknown object into the speeder and Jazz was the one driving. Or had Sam been driving- didn’t matter! It wasn’t his fault, he wasn’t the one shooting at them, he wasn’t the one to break whatever, he was not the one to open a stupid portal, and so it wasn’t his fault! 

So why is he now like, five years old, and why is the speeder crashed in some sort of corn field. Why is everyone- except for Jazz whose now like six- also like three at most?! And- oh fuck the door just opened and… okay that’s a kid. Like, nine at most. 

A kid and an adult, who he hadn’t noticed at first so again, it’s not his fault if he hissed at them and tried to hide his not-siblings behind him. It’s also not fair they’re apparently stuck to ghost speak for who knows how long, but at least they can understand the people. 

“Martha, get some blankets, it’s happened again!” 

[multivstx]

my chaotic children.

[toastcryptid]

Continuation of this

[gonnacatchthemallcausehes]

The Apocalyptic Support Group

Chapter 2 Update!

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Summary:

Another Thursday, another alien invasion for the Justice League to handle. Only, this alien overlord has announced they will be summoning the most dangerous beings Earth has to offer to complete a challenge to prove Earth's worthiness.

Everyone's expecting Justice League heroes to show up in the challenge arena. When a scrappy eleven year old, two teens, and a meek, nerdy reporter are summoned in their place, the world goes nuts.

Clark Kent, Tim Drake-Wayne, Danny Fenton, and Billy Batson now have to work together to complete the challenge -without exposing their secret identities to the world.

This is gonna be fun.

[delicatedarknight]

Give me fic where Bruce realised that he misses the little pre JL greet up back pats or the momentarily blissful hugs from superman after life and death fights. But everytime superman does that he would always be met by fake disapproving bat grunting. Add to the mix Lois and Diana dating and Lois shares Clark rambling about how batman hates him. And to spice things up hal Jordan who no one knows how overhears the convo and goes like it would be funny if supes stops being handsy with spooky and him actually missing it. There was moment of silence before Diana and Lois looked at eachother with wide eyes and then at Hal and all hell broke loose. Starting the mission "make spooky ask his supes for hugs".

[redkelpfish]

“A superhero problem must be solved by investigative journalist Clark Kent and forensic specialist Barry Allen” but what they forgot to account for was that their wives are both journalists and better than them

[lanternbats]

Very firmly team "Clark is not a part of the batfamily" but also very firmly team "Hal is part of the arrowfamily"

[iszapizza]

screams in superfam

(yes, Billy is part of the super fam in my heart)

[mamawasatesttube]

hi im lost in the kon & clark + kon & the kents sauce today.

thinkin about how clark takes him to live with ma and pa shortly after "our worlds at war" - after kon has lost guardian, and now mickey and dubbilex and everyone he knew at cadmus has vanished and left him on his own. after he's been used and discarded by knockout, tana, and rex leech. he's not even two years old and there is a whole list of adults who he relied on and who he's already lost because, as he believes, of his own inability to be what they needed him to be. he wasn't savvy enough to realize rex was using him for money, he wasn't heroic enough to save knockout from herself, he wasn't mature enough for tana to love him, he wasn't good enough of a superhero to prevent guardian from being killed in the leadup to everything with apokolips...

anyway, what i'm getting at is that he's used to nearly all of his relationships with adults having a time limit, and to being left alone to fend for himself when that time limit runs out. so, uh, the first time he has any sort of argument with clark, or clark expresses any frustration with him...

which, imo, is extremely possible because, like. kon's an impulsive kid who doesn't always listen to others or ask for help when he needs it (partly because he's so used to fending for himself!) and clark definitely has a protective streak, and i think it'd frustrate clark that kon didn't even tell him he had nowhere to go after cadmus went underground. like he gets that kon's got issues but also Please For The Love Of God. People Who Love You Want To Help You But You Have To Tell Them You Need Help. he wants to help and protect kon but kon doesn't even realize the things he's gone through are fucked up and that he shouldn't have had to deal with them, let alone on his own. suggesting that he should lean on others would make him bristle. and he definitely doesn't want to be a bother or a burden on superman.

so it's a point of contention but like, the love is there. it's a point of contention BECAUSE the love is there.

anyway i'm just thinking of the first time clark tries to talk to kon about opening up and asking for help and telling him or ma or pa or lois when something is up, and kon getting mad at him because he can handle himself and he's not incompetent, and clark being like that's not what i'm trying to say at all, i'm plenty competent and i lean on people when i need to and so should you. but kon's a traumatized and headstrong teenager who doesn't want to hear it, even (especially) from his idol, and clark gets a little frustrated, and then kon ??? stops arguing and just gets really disproportionately upset out of the blue??? and shuts down and then runs off??? and clark doesn't understand what happened exactly but clearly SOMETHING is wrong. figures he'll give kon some space and talk to him again in the evening when he's had a chance to cool off.

instead not even an hour later martha kent hollers for clark to get over to kansas and explain his side of things because she KNOWS the boy she and jonathan raised would Never have told kon he's sick of cleaning up his messes and wants him out of his parents' house and might even be planning to take his name back from him. (clark, hearing this: HE THINKS I WHAT???????? D: D: D:)

(ma sent pa to check on kon when he didn't come down for dinner and pa found him sniffling and stuffing clothes into a suitcase. he said clark hadn't told him to get out yet but it was only a matter of time. they are gonna have a nice long family heart-to-heart and at the end of it pa is going to have to talk ma down from hunting down rex leech with a shotgun.)

anyway kon gets a Really good family group hug that he TOTALLY doesn't cry about (he's cool as a cucumber about it!! really!!) and gets whacked across the head with a boatload of affirmations and reassurances that even if any of them ever argue, his place here and his name and status as part of the family are never going to be in question. (ma wants the shotgun again when he seems genuinely surprised by this.) it might even be the origin of them coming up with "conner kent". a second name just for him, as part of clark's family on earth too.

i am just. so not immune to stories about a little guy who's not used to having a family Getting A Family you know?????

[trashmakerarticle]

The bats and the supers both think that each other are super weird, crazy, insane even.

Bats: *does smth completely insane and inhuman* I’m doing so well at being normal

Supers: what in the actual fuck was that????

—

Supers: *does smth absolutely no human could accomplish*

Bats: why are they so weird??

Or better yet —

Supers: *smiling like they goddamn sun and just happy to exist*

Bats: *running on 0.43 seconds of sleep and an concerning about of energy drinks/eye bags heavier then 5 trucks*

Both: something is not right with them

[shannonsketches]

Why is the anime so weird, it's not even the same series dude?? It's like,

Anime:

GOKU: I have a great idea to bring peace to the universe, and my leadership and compassion alone will unite us all. I have No Flaws and am A True Relatable Everyman :)

VEGETA: NO! I AM THE BEST AND I WILL CAUSE PROBLEMS UNTIL I AM RECOGNIZED AS SUCH!!!!

Manga:

GOKU: Vegeta what's cornmeal made of? I know it's what the corn eats, but what's it made of? VEGETA: Hey Kakarot let's play the quiet game until one of us dies.

[p1nkshield]

Inspired by all those Bruce x Sleep art posts

Bruce wakes up from his 10 min power “bat-nap™️” and attempts to get up.

But he is impeded by one Superman who has one of his arms in a chokehold whilst sleeping like a log.

He attempts to wake him with his free arm but it is imprisoned by Wonder Woman’s eepy death grip.

“Alfred.”

Alfred is pulling a blanket over the three of them.

“Yes, Master Bruce?”

“Alfred, help.”

He turns on a white noise machine and spritzes some lavender lightly about the room.

“I am helping.”

“I’ve got stuff… to do.”

Alfred turns off the lights as Bruce tries to refuse his ticket to sleepy time junction.

“I’m sure it can wait.”

“Alfred-”

“Goodnight!”

The next day Bruce solves the final loose thread in a case that has been vexing him for days.

“That was so obvious how could I have missed-”

“Yes I wonder how you could have missed it!”

“…”

“…”

“You were right”

“I was right! How surprising.”

[puppetmaster13u]

Oh boi even more of One au in like 3 hours lol

I like to think that like how in @phoenixcatch7's Doll au there's gas versions of like cures and such in the batfam's gas masks since they don't need to breath when possessing the puppets right? I like to think there's an organic version of that with the meat puppet bodies, at least with Bruce, where the plates on his neck opens up into vents of sorts, pictured here with a few spikes removed for visibility reasons.

This gas could be some cures for like Joker venom & Fear gas and such, or it could also be sedatives, paralytics, could even vary between each member. (For example in the Cryptidverse Steph has Anesthetics on her claws, Jason has reflective powder that mimics embers/sparks, Cass has paralytics, etc). Honestly I am just brainstorming so this could definitely change lmao

I do like to think they start developing their own venom though, gotta' have those fangs & tusks for some reason lol

[0-pop-art]

They so weird I love them

[adriel-the-unfortunate]

If Francis Mosses looks like Ted Nivison's milkman (TM)

And Harvey of Stardew fame resembles Eddy Burback

Math dictates that:

(Ted + Eddy) x (Rainforest Cafe + Margaritaville) = (Milkman + Harvey) x (Bad photoshopping + God strike me down)

Or something... I don't know, I almost failed math in highschool.