#clarke cheating

[violent138]

More than half the League is betting at any time that they know when it's actually Batman under the mask, or someone else. Unfortunately, they were wrong when:

Dick was doing a phenomenal job of playing Bruce (didn't give himself away even once by smiling), because he fell asleep

Batman stubbed his toe against a table and swore like a sailor which led to cash exchanging hands as several people figured it was Jason, but Bruce had recently switched out of Matches Malone to dress up as Bats and hadn't shaken the Mindset yet

Batman's suit sat weirdly empty at the table and Oliver, annoyed, tried to tell Damian that this was too serious a meeting for Bruce to delegate, but it was Batman, hit with a de-ageing spell and too stubborn to sit out

After sustaining pretty serious injuries, Batman was whiteknuckling the table, in an awful mood, and nobody thought anything of it. Barry offered to help Bruce up (if the pain was keeping him trapped, trying not to insult Batman too much), and Jason tightly replied that if he moved the suit was going to tear.

Clark and Bruce had a bet for how long they could replace Bruce with a mannequin without anyone noticing, and because Clark kept looking over at "Bruce" and giggling (pretty par for the course for them), nobody noticed for five hours.

[nelkcats]

Refuge

Danny was not retired, technically he came when people needed him, he helped or protected them as the case may be. It just turned out that over the years they stopped needing him.

And that was fine, it meant humanity could take care of itself, it meant they were safe. That was what had to matter, no matter that deep down, the halfa was hurt by the information.

It was harder to accept change when you weren't part of it. Danny was immortal, eternal, and powerful, things that no longer fit the world. Not with all the heroes and wizards running around, not with Amity Park fading away, becoming nothing more than a part of his memories.

He fit in perfectly in the Realms, sure, but he knew that if he stayed there too long he'd stop feeling human, and that was dangerous.

So, no, Danny wasn't retired. But he lived in a simple house in Metropolis, though sometimes he got tired of Superman being able to hear literally everything and moved to his house in Fawcett. He used to switch between the two houses frequently, not that it was difficult since he had figured out how to make portals.

He had a few friends, like the orphan boy who lived at the train station and Conner, a teenager who sometimes just needed a house to stay in when he couldn't stand his father.

Neither Conner nor Billy minded his age, which was comforting, although they both got curious when he visited the other house. Danny didn't know how to explain that Eternity Rock and Superman made him nervous if he stayed too long (he didn't like feeling watched), so he just shrugged and told them he had two houses.

Neither of the kids understood but they accepted it. They both had a habit of calling him "Uncle", Danny thought it was odd, given that his appearance wasn't exactly...adult, but it seemed they were comfortable with that, and he left them alone.

Apparently his house (occupied or not) had become a haven for them. Danny always greeted them with a sandwich, or cookies, even though he felt like a grandmother doing so. He smiled for the first time in years, feeling happy to fit into someone's life.

That's why it was quite disconcerting to find the Justice League outside his door asking him to join them. Danny chuckled internally, because the current heroes actually believed they could force him into something, but he accompanied them anyway.

Superboy and Captain Marvel scowled at the League as soon as they entered the Watchtower, when they were told they were bringing in a "dangerous individual" they didn't expect to see their unofficial uncle.

[superbat-love]

Batman: Superman, I thought I told you to stay out of Gotham. And why are you holding onto a box of popcorn and drinks?

Superman: It’s Sunday!

Batman: So?

Superman: Did you forget what you told Alfred the other day when he insisted that you eat a proper meal? You said you’ll only allow yourself to eat, drink and be merry on cheat day. Today is your cheat day, so I came here to hang out with you! Look, I even brought you snacks.

Batman: …That’s not what a cheat day actually means, Superman.

Superman: Oh… Do you still want some popcorn?

Batman: [shrugs] Hmm, why not? It’s my cheat day, after all. Hand it over.

[spectremarvel]

They’re gossiping about the Justice League

[caitlinclarklover]

WTF is this? Who hangs with scantly clad women instead of their girl on their birthday? More proof this Caitlin and Connor relationship is a farce. Share this everywhere and let’s help get Caitlin partnered with someone that is worth her time and respects her!

[devine-fem]

Now… Due to my birdflash fixation, I have completely struck out and decided to make this post to explain why I read/headcanon them as exes. I now realize that this is going to be a long, drawn out way of saying “I think they have explored each other’s bodies,” well, it’s a little bit more than that 😭. In my head, I always felt as though Wally and Dick’s relationship sometimes read to me as two people who felt greatly for each other in their youths then over time found other people and new purpose and continued to pull away from the other.

Sometimes they treat each other kind of like how I’d treat an ex boyfriend or girlfriend, especially in Flash/Nightwing years.

Now I think it’s important to talk about their roles as Robin and Kid Flash, they are characters created to be relatable, the whole sidekick schtick was about appealing to the younger audience. It was such an early era that it should be noted that Dick and Wally did not have anyone else. Unlike now, Dick has a plethora of Robins to have seperate and distinct relationships with, same thing with Wally, any insecurities and worries can make someone feel extremely lonely. They did not have anyone, anyone but each other.

The early years for Robin and Kid Flash must had been confusing for the both of them so they had to confide in each other. Around this time I feel like it could be easier to fall more into a queerplatonic relationship with someone, Dick could feel confused and lonely, as he does then seeks and finds in Wally, with emotions hitting a peak I could totally see them accidentally falling for the other and sharing a relationship that’s a little more than friends…

It’s a big contrast. Wally has shown this big obligation for helping Dick and being there for him. This has always been strange to me. His inclination to try and be that person for him, which to me can feel like someone clinging to a relationship they know is slipping away.

It’s important to note that as Nightwing, the people there for Dick was not Wally, by this time, Wally became the Flash, found family, found love and entered the JLA. He was moving on and so was Dick but they still feel this inclination to call each other “best friends” though all the evidence says otherwise. It feels like one is clinging to a broken friendship to me.

He’s always so concerned for Dick because he knows how often he represses his emotions.

It’s why in my head, I can totally see Dick and Wally in their Robin/Kid Flash eras, losing their way, getting confused and confiding in each other in let’s say: a romantic way and now as adults they don’t know how to deal with it.

I know Dick is just thinking here but like, they do this A LOT. Like what is the need for this constant tension in the air with these two? Why is it so awkward? Why does it feel like there is something they want to say but can’t bring themselves to say it?

It makes my mind want to fill in the blanks…

Here they are saying flatly that it feels like an obligation. This is the closest they’ve gotten to really talking about how their dynamic has changed. It’s very sweet. It’d also be due to outside factors, like DC not knowing what to do with these two and refusing to let these two acknowledge that they are not best friends anymore and their lives have changed greatly. The thing about Superhero comics is that there’s so much fighting that the characters never get a chance to sit and just talk so it’s more the writers constantly trying to cling on to what they remember the Robin/Kid Flash dynamic to be and making it seem like these characters are clinging to their relationship.

Thry gush about the progress they make a lot and Wally feels like… I don’t know, his pride may fill the void the graysons left behind? Like he’s kind of a subtle replacement. It helps with my idea that Dick could be greiving his parents then quickly subconsciously seek and confide in Wally. Their relationship just is distinctly different from all their other friends in a way I can never pin down or the writers refuse to acknowledge. How Dick is much closer to Donna and Roy but they both still are mindlessly attached to one another like there’s this secret third thing keeping them together.

Wally has fully moved on and found his soulmate. Dick found Kory and fell pathetically in love but now he has nothing again and in canon still does this “Oh my best best friend to ever was, Wally~” It feels very much like someone hasn’t gotten over their little break up… 🙄 Even now they still comfort and talk about each other with a little bit more love and affection then they might do their other friends for this same weird reason.

Although, there’s one Wally West panel that Birdflash shippers had taken out of context: the one where Wally says “I got married and he didn’t.”

It’s not saying that Wally wishes he got married to Dick, 😭 but even then that goes into the little foulder of evidence that proves I think Wally and Dick’s relationship is ex-coded because it’s literally a bunch of thought bubbles about how Wally is heartbroken that he has moved on with his life and his life with Dick and they are no longer as close as they once were at all. (I can’t fit the panel in this post so I can just hope you know what I’m talking about) <- but my point is: Birdflash as a ship could be so much better if we stopped ignoring Linda and started treating them as exes instead. It’s so much more interesting. This is what I mean when I say they are my favorite exes.

[druidberries]

an amazing end to an amazing party 🖤

previous // next

when Sophia came inside to get ready for bed, she saw the texts from Anthony...

[echoing-gravity]

Can Marinette Bench press a building?!

(Ladybugs, also known as lady beetles or ladybird beetles, are able to carry objects that are up to 1,000 times their own weight due to the unique structure of their exoskeletons. An exoskeleton is an external protective covering that provides support and protection to the insect's body. This covering is made up of a material called chitin, which is a strong and lightweight polymer. The exoskeleton also gives ladybugs their characteristic shiny, hard shells. Ladybugs use their powerful leg muscles to lift and carry heavy objects, such as large leaves or other insects. The unique structure of their exoskeleton allows them to distribute the load evenly across their body, making it possible for them to carry heavy objects without being weighed down. Additionally, their strong legs and other muscles are equipped to sustain this weight too)

But like with her legs???

I wanna see a MLB x DC fic where Marinette is working with young justice and like a building fucking falls on them but marinette just fucking kicks it away. Or picks it up. Itd be even more absurdly funny if she wasn't transformed and the super strength is like a kwami side effect.

WHAT IS MARINETTES WEIGHT? IS THERE A CANNON ANSWER??? DO I HAVE TO PULL A MATPAT AND DO PIXEL MEASUREMENT MATHAMATICAL BULLSHIT???? I WANNA KNOW IF SHE CAN LOFT A BUILDING OR NOT!!!

[taycaitlins]

My perfect perfect girls…. their face and body cards never decline likeee

[guessimdumb]

Lord Sutch - The Cheat (1966)

I guess Lord Sutch was no longer Screamin' in 1966, but instead he was recording this cool psych raga version of Sanford Clark's A Cheat, which was written by Lee Hazlewood.

[elizabethkitley]

Learning about how Kate is a player now makes sense why Jada said she wouldn’t let her son/daughter to date Kate

if those player rumors are true then that's understandable lmaoo

but damn near half the team said caitlin so whatever she got going on has be 10x worse than whatever kate has done

[frownyalfred]

last line challenge + peer pressure over a coral room sequel has me writing more last night

[catgrandpa]

Just started My Adventures with Superman.

One question.

WHY ARE THERE NO CLARK/LOIS/JIMMY FICS?!?! THAT MAKES NO SENSE TO ME ?!?!?!

[teacupsandcyanide]

Ah yes. And now we’re at the bit of RTD’s era where I have to watch a black character get shoehorned into the role of the idiot patsy and unlikeable love rival to make the white characters look better

[sisaloofafump]

Bart vs crabby Clark

[butmakeitgayblog]

Hi, I'm the anon that is reading (again) TOH and I reached this point:

Lexa's face was entirely blank. Not cold, but unreadable, her eyes skipping back and forth between Clarke's own.

"... Is that what it would be?"

Clarke's heart stuttered for a moment, her mind racing with every roiling emotion that had nowhere to go with how softly the words were spoken. 

"What?"

"Would it be cheating?" Lexa asked, her voice slow and small. Vulnerable. Hesitant. "If I were sleeping with someone else, would I be cheating on you?"

And I never took a moment to understand what Lexa is actually asking here and I could totally be wrong, but she is asking if they are an exclusive thing right? She is asking if they are partners, girlfriends etc. right? Because she is so soft and I never took a moment to actually understand the meaning behind because Clarke just tells her to go fuck herself two seconds after, but it's that right? This potato of love just asked her crush (and soulmate) if they are a couple.

Don't touch me, I'm fine, I'm not crying someone just put a fucking fallen angel in my eyes.

YES that's exactly what she was asking in that moment!

Clarke had been so adamant that they were just friends, and barely that. And Lexa had resigned herself to accepting that, because she never really thought she was someone who was loveable anyway; certainly not by someone like Clarke - a beautiful and lovely and funny and slightly mean in a fun way, human - would want to love.

But also... Clarke had been acting so odd the last several weeks. She'd been... kinder. Closer. More giving with her affection. There'd been times when it didn't even just feel like sex when they were together. At least it didn't for her anyway. There were times when they were slow and it felt more like surrendering to each other. The night before in particular had just been... Lexa didn't even know how to describe it. She hadn't pushed for more than just the sweet feel of Clarke's body against hers and letting herself get lost in Clarke's lips. It had felt deeper than anything they'd done before. Like it was special. Like it meant something, even if she didn't exactly know what. It'd felt like they were connecting in a way that was bigger than them. And Lexa didn't really understand one bit of it. More than that tho, she didn't ever want to get her hopes up.

But then Clarke had said cheating. And fuck all she understood human ideals of cheating. Cheating means broken promises. Promises mean commitment to someone. Commitment mean trust and vulnerability. So in that moment, what she was really asking was: Does this mean you feel what I felt? Are you saying I get to keep your heart safe? Are you saying you want to share these promises with me? Does this mean you want that kind of trust and vulnerability, with me?

That's why you see a subtle yet dramatic change in the way Lexa carries herself with Clarke after she says yes. Before she had always let Clarke set the tone and the speed of everything they did. Afterward, Lexa let herself be much more free. Where before she'd kept things lowkey and private as Clarke had requested, from then on she was open with everything. She held Clarke in her arms in front of Raven and held her hand while walking through the office, she made a point of kissing her in front of Costia right after rebuffing her flirting. From that second on Lexa kinda just threw herself into the role of "Hell's Best Girlfriend💕" and never looked back.

Well, until their fight 😬