#college shitpost

[vaticinatrix]

i cannot retain information. i do not know anything about anything. my brain is full of soup and soil bacteria are swimming through it

[t-a-c]

the Touhou fandom won't stop creating new memes. TF2 is one of the most active games on Steam. Scott Pilgrim is one of the big trending things. people can't get enough of the cute guitar girl anime 2009 is eternal

[dykealloy]

“we sent yuan away so his feelings could subside” you sent him to gay rizz bootcamp is what you did

[therabbitthatpostthings]

Anyone else come to some wildly different conclusion on Ghibli movies with age?

Kiki's Delivery Service: Kid: Being a witch is so cool! Adult: Growing up and growing apart from the life you had before is a natural progression of life. You aren't losing the old parts of yourself, just finding new pieces that were there all along. Life is about changing, you'll never stay stagnant.

Ponyo: Kid: She's such a cute fish, you should always follow your dreams! Adult: Leaving home will not take you away from your family. Even when you're miles away and you feel like you're in different worlds your family will still be there, encouraging you. Parents are meant to let go of their kids at some point.

Howl's Moving Castle: Kid: Sophie's a big sister like me! I want to a princess in a magic castle. Adult (I've also read the book): Sometimes you don't find your place in this world, you make one. The people that come along with you will see you through every ugly part of yourself and you would do the same for them. Chase after that shooting star.

Spirited Away: Kid: What just happened... Adult: SHIT HAPPENS! And it sucks, life sucks but you keep going. You can cry along the way. You are being so fucking brave for even going on this hellish journey we call life. It's okay. You're okay.

[brother-yeeter]

Shit just got interesting

[whoisandyloam]

Biology rizz: I'm jealous of your heart because it's pounding inside of you and I am not.

Volcanologist rizz: damn girl are you volcanic ash and spatter? Because you’re intoxicating

Historical rizz: they’ll call me patron of the arts the way I’m paying for furry porn

Econ rizz: baby, I‘ve got the supplies, the question is, do you have the demand.

Environmental science rizz: I must be the climate crisis the way your ignoring me

Physics rizz: looks like you forgot to account for my gravitational pull

Philosophy rizz: I stopped checking for monsters under the bed when I realized society was the monster

Chemistry rizz: Call me Marie curie bc a hug without u would be life ending

[monkabonka1]

people who call paracelsus the butch is a coward

[lowcallyfruity]

Noble bell being silly 🥰

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[forgwater]

soooo... the new guy, huh...

from what I've gathered, this is the fandom consensus on the new guy

[theohnocorral]

December 5th is WORLD SOIL DAY!!!!!

Happy birthday dirt!

[meowthiroth]

[r-aindr0p]

In tonight’s episode of Baking Bread

[blondeaxolotl]

"Why do you like Maurice" Well you see:

Thank you @pop-roxs for letting me know the existence of this image so I could draw Maurice as it:

[ejga-ostja]

Kaz and Wylan in a nutshell

[bitchinwolfsclothing]

The 141 as things I hear around College:

*Soap and Gaz struggling over something minuscule*

Gaz: “Cap, we need help.”

Price: “Well that’s obvious…”

Ghost: “You’re just figuring this out now?”

[brother-yeeter]