#dirty harry incorrect quote

[hermiones-amortentia]

Hermione: you know, ancient Egyptians used to worship cats.

Ron: don't worry. I will worship your cat as well. Every day and night.

Hermione: awww that's so sweet of you.

Hermione: Crookshanks would love you.

Ron: right.... I was talking about Crookshanks....

[incorrect-idolmastersidem-quotes]

You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?

Daigo

[blackbirdi]

Harry Potter Incorrect Quotes #2

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Harry: So how’d you guys manage to crash the car last night?

Hermione: Ron wasn’t paying attention to the road, and there was a deer. So I shouted, “RON, DEER!”

Ron:

Hermione: Go on. Tell him what you said.

Ron: … “Yes, honey?”

*Cue Harry dying*

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George: *Whispering so they don’t get caught out of bed by Filch* What time is it?

Fred: *Screams loudly*

Snape: WHO THE FUCK IS SCREAMING AT TWO IN THE MORNING!?

Fred: There you go.

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Hermione: *Showing Mr. Weasley how to use muggle technology* There you go. Your laptop is all set up.

Mr. Weasley: Will it get heavier if I put more files in it?

Hermione: What?

Mr. Weasley: Like, if I download files will it weigh more?

Hermione:

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*The girls decorating the Christmas tree*

Hermione: Does anyone know where the angel is?

Ginny: *Pointing at Luna* Found it!

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Mrs. Weasley: When I said bring me something back from Hogwarts I meant something you bought at Hogsmeade.

The Twins: *Struggling to contain a Bludger* Well you didn’t specify that!

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Neville Longbottom: So how’d you know Harry was the one?

Ginny: *Dreamily* He looked at me the way every woman wants to be looked at…

Neville: Awww.

Ginny: With fear in his eyes.

Neville:

Hermione: Awwwww.

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Ron: Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Cause you’re a whole snack.

Hermione: Are you silence? Because you make me speechless.

Ginny: Who do you think is going to make this dirty first?

Harry: Turn this dirty? Neither of them, Gin, they’re too cute for one another.

Ron: Are you my pinky toe? Cause I’m gonna bang you against every piece of furniture I own.

Hermione:

Harry:

Ginny:

Harry: I take back my previous statement.

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*After watching Frosty the Snowman*

Ron: What did Frosty the Snowman do other than come to life, do a little dance, and die?

Harry: Isn’t that what we all do, really?

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Ron: You played me like a fiddle!

Fred: Oh no, Ronniekins. Fiddles are actually very difficult to play.

George: We played you like the cheap kazoo you are.

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Ron: *Walking into the living room to complain* Mum! There’s no more snacks in the kitchen!

Ginny: *From the kitchen* But I’m literally right here!

Ron: *Frustrated groan*

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The Twins: We can assure you, our place of business is extremely safe.

Ron: *Looking up at the ceiling* The smoke detector is a white bowl with a red M&M taped to it…

[rainydayathogwarts]

My favourite fics from other authors!!

MCU:

daisies - peter parker by @starktonyx

As it was - Steve x reader, Bucky x reader by @heli0s-writes

Never again - bucky barnes by @houseravenclaws

tap - bucky barnes by @houseravenclaws

the box - peter parker by @waitimcomingtoo

incorrect quotes ft. peter x y/n by @eunoiathewriter

begging with scott lang by @ragnarachel

trouble in paradise - peter parker by @ptergwen

your mess - peter parker by @peterbenjiparker

stark!reader x peter by @ptergwen

phone sex blurb w peter by @sgrantsgf

twenty bucks Peter parker by @deathbyathousandspiders

Wizarding World:

interrupted - neville longbottom by @nevillesimp

the one that got away - harry potter by @george-fabian-weasley

angry love confession in the rain - sirius black by @salazarslytherin

jealousy, jealousy - james potter by @letterstotheflre

Poly!marauders smut by @strawberrysodaslut

Celebrities

Chris being in love with Y/N for 7 mins video by @astranva

You'll save all your dirtiest jokes for me - Tom Holland by @waitimcomingtoo

Thirst tweets with Chris Evans and Y/N L/N by @put-trash-here

The friendship test - Joseph Quinn by @magicchai

ground rules - Joesph Quinn by @icallhimjoey

Criminal Minds

Touch starved - Spencer Reid by @donald4spiderman

Your relationship with Hotch is exposed by @ddejavvu

You walk in on Spencer talking to his fish by @radiant-reid

You obsess over Hotch and he overhears EVERYTHING by @kryptonitejelly

The team finds out you and Hotch are married by @kryptonitejelly

Jack calls you 'momma', outing you and Hotch's relationship by @kryptonitejelly

Another one where Jack outs you and hotch's relationship by @kryptonitejelly

A third one where jack outs your relationship with Hotch by @kryptonitejelly

The one where everyone finds out - You and Spencer (reid) are in love but you just don't know. by @reidscanehand

Don't think I don't like you - Spencer Reid by @luveline

Stranger things

Whispering dirty things into Eddie's ear as a dare by @erosso

Eddie being pussy drunk - Eddie Munson by @subbypeterparker

Admiring Steve Harrington by @masmybeloved (deactivated acc)

Three's a crowd, but four's a party - Eddie, Steve, Robin x reader by @glasvera

Out loud - Eddie Munson by @iheartyouyou

Billy Hargrove noticing the little things by @fbfh

Bi!fem!reader x steve harrington by @eufezco

Eddie and daughter!Roan x reader series by @luveline

Dead wrong - Steve Harrington by @lucasnclair

Reid wears Glasses - Spencer Reid by @luveline

[incorrect-blind-channel]

Santeri, staring down Joonas, Joel, and Niko: Why, when something happens, is it always you three?

[ft-niallersgirl]

Think of Niall being your boyfriend and sending you these selfies after meeting the boyssss 😭

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Harry Anderson: Vrissy, how come you've gotten fifty pages of dialgue while i've only gotten twenty-five?

Tavvy: You've gotten twenty-five,,, I've only gotten a dozen or so,,,,

Ruby:

[drarrywishes]

draco : i love having thick thighs, they make great hand-warmers.

harry : can i use them as my ear-warmers?

draco : i don't understand.

harry, sighing : never mind.

draco, jolting awake from a nap one week later : WAIT A MINUTE–

[stargazing121]

Crawling around on the floor like Swayze. 

[prongsandlilss]

Lily: hey James would you help me out?

James: anything for you my dear

Lily: can you zip me please?

James:

Lily: up!

[fruitymarauders]

Remus: *gives sirius head*

Sirius: *accepts the seperate human head as the gift it is*

[ahopelessromanticwriter]

bc i have nothing better to do

heres a big list of mb quotes from my marching band

do with this what you please, just tag it as incorrect quotes from mb or sarahs incorrect quotes :)

TW: swearing, crude humor, implied dirty humor, dirty humor in general, bad jokes, yo mama jokes, all caps typing, misspelled words, and general band kid chaos

and before we start: adam was the director, colby was the drum major, just for clarification

//

"sigma grindset rule 3918: sell children for money"

"can we get 10 points bc communism?" "did i iust hear can i get 10 points for communism"

"a toaster is just a tanning bed for bread" "i mean, you arent wrong"

"awwwwww look at thw lil bass family !!"

"M I N G L E P O S I T I O N"

*drops smth right before rep* "L E AV E. I T."

"the year 4026, earth has been devoid of apl life and the robots have taken over earth. and the only human thing left of our existence...the mustard vault" *loud colby groan*

"wheres adam" "good question" "okay we need to just put life 360 on adam so we can find him"

"we need to wait for adam" "..adams too slow anyways so-"

"will this exercise help us learn how to cha cha real smooth?" "i mean..its rlly the exact opposite of what we were just learning..but..maybe?"

"the kenniwick kids gave me mustard for the mustard vault !!!!"

"taking 3-5 jazz running steps today you too can be like me. kaaaaachowwwwww"

"WE ARE S P E E D"

"run like your life depends on it bc it prolly does"

*does the wave with several other bands*

*does a foot articulation exercise to another day of sun*

"w o a h if i had known the cavalcade shirts would look like that i wouldve gotten one-"

"sarah where did you get your earrings? or did you make them?" "i made them" "they look rad" "thanks :D"

"i only participate in the dankest of memes"

"ohhhhhhhhh...thats why we did that"

"im not like other boys i like boys-"

"marcus is officially a hazard to society"

"come, we must spread our influence elsewhere"

"people care about each other--"

*take shako off* "dont talk in shako" *puts shako back on* *someone else talks in shako* "or youll have to do push ups" *firzt person takes shako off* "10 pushups" *puts shako back on* *second person takes shako off* "fuck you" *puts shako back on*

"snek snek snek and a snek snek snek and a-"

"so now sara and marcus have a video of me dawson and logan just marching in a circle around a piece of paper" *stops* "what, like this????" *crabs in a circle* "okay, first of all thatd not how you march-"

"beautiful job dawson, beautiful beautiful job"

"were reinacting romeo and juliet, dawson ur the blood"

*gets on the ground to be blood for romeo and juliet*

"just be taller"

"just get better"

*tries to play full closer and fails* "...that was cute"

"rip my poor ears"

*in the middle of a run through* *whispering* "hiii !!"

"just blame it on grant cuz hes a redhead"

"grant youve been replaced"

"sexy grass"

"i look lile im about to go casually rob a bank"

"aight where are my children where did they go"

"here is a wild adam in its natural habitat-"

"are you looking sexy on the sexy grass tho"

"can you do me"

"snek" "2 3 4" "flowers" "2 3 4" "puppies" "s a r a h s t o p s a y i n g a nim a l s" "2 3 4"

"oh god John got out the tape measure" *shakes head* "John and his tape measure"

"all band kids are very very easily distracted"

"bro that was so sexy gimme more" "wHAT-" "the sax, it sounds cool"

"make those lines straighter then i am"

"stab em like oj" "allegedly"

*gets toy truck* "YEAAHHHHHH"

*spontaneously chants colby and ollie and the other banda join in*

"everything is fake and the points dont matter"

"reddit: wherw the greatest minda combine"

"im not saying this to beagim just sayong that i am the best instructor in the pacific northwest"

"no, nO DO NOT FINISH THAT SENTENCE." "...THATS WHAT SHE SAID--" "NO--"

"so hypothetically-" "hypothetically?" "hypothetically lets say in this situarion i did ur mom-" "just hypothetically?" "hypothetically. so hypothetically, in this situation of me doing your mom i am now hypothetically part your dad" "hypothetically" "hypothetically, yes. and since i am hypothetically your dad you are not in fact hypothetically gay bc im hypothetically ur dad" "just hypothetically?" "just hypothetically" "so hypothetically i am hypothetically gay, you hypothetically hooked up with my mom and are hypothetically my dad but im not actually hypothetically gay bc now my hypothetical crush is my hypothetical dad therefore no longer making me hypothetically gay?" "hypothetically yes"

"trumpets are just alwayz superior"whoa there now i might leave you-" "waitno come back-" *pullings her back around shoulders*

"what did fred do like everyone hates him-"

"ooooooo look at that j u i c y marching"

*gives someone whos cold a hug* *someone else joins their lil now group hug* "awwwwwwwwwwwww"

"no thats not a joke i actually like men-"

"lookin s e x y"

*g i a n t voice crack* "whoa there you good-"

"*insert literally anyones name here* i wonder about you sometimes-"

"the yellow quadrilateral creature who lives at tbe bottom of the sea dhall be referred to forever lore as he must not be named"

"john coltrane" "well obviously-"

"just limbo under the flute"

"our call time for everett is 4 30 am" *giant cheer* "i wish yall were this excited about marching-"

"colby i lpve ur hair uts got like this windblown type thing going on"

"bro ur really close to me and a bari sax is giant and my tenors are big as fuck-" "WELCOME TO MARCHINF BAND RAIDEN"

"WHOOOOO TENORSSSSSS"

*does a foot exercise to another day of sun*

"okay so were gonna call that the cheese grater-" 🧀

"i just have a couple f's its fine"

"im tuning to an f flarp"

"this is my child i birthed her"

"OH! NAZIS!!"

*disappointment*

"cole and logan were just like nah fam so long and thanks for all the fish"

"would instruments have genitals???"

"are you sure you werent walking down the hallway eating bread colby-"

"what legacy are you leaving behind?" *raidens tenors fall down* "THATS MY LEGACY"

"but are you looking sexy on the sexy grass?"

"senoirs we now technically-" "adam. no. stop right there."

"remember: you are sexy spy ponies"

"i will refrain from hitting a woodwind today"

"youve definitely killed someone. and ik for a fact that it was a relative"

"this is the way!" "~this ks the way~"

"this one time at band camp--"

"saxophones are just sexy clarinets" "exactly!!" "this guy gets it"

"are you straight???" "wow, that is such a pressing question-"

"can you do the worm" "i mean maybe-"

"if you need to beg borrow or obtain through legal reasons-" "ah yes just steal fancy clothes" "only steal from walmart tho"

"yknow what we should do?" "murder." "..i was gonna say sing oht parts but im dowm for that too"

"when should the snap happen?" "when ur t posing !!"

"ya like my shirt" *addylynn who has ths exact same one* "yeah i wish i had one"

"you sound like an old jewish grandma"

*casually watches high school musical 2 over ft*

"one of them declared war lets goooooooo"

"mellos would you care for a donoot" "a donoot?" "a donoot"

"do smth illegal, at least"

"i am a strong independent man i dont need no woman"

"STOP CHOKING PEOPLE WITHOUT CONSENT"

"LETS GOOOOO MFS"

"WE GOT A BAG!!!!!" *drum majors are given a box and taken the bag* "WE GOT A BOX!!!!!"

"ITS LIKE THEIR GOING INTO A POKÉMON BATTLE"

"whos...whos foot is this?????"

"reasons to love mb: the weord ass positions we come up with to fall asleep in"

"hows ur day going?" "good, hbu" "good" "wanna come commit arson with me" "yea sure, you got q time for that-"

"wanna come make road angels witg me" "road angels???" "yea you lay in the road and make an angel" "raiden thats rlly bad--"

"wheres my shoe who stole my shoe" "you lost a shoe??" "yes i only have one shoe"

"colby do falcon pride with the banana peel" *five minures later after adam is done talking* *colby trying not to laugh* "banana." "peel!" "banAnA." "pEeL!" "BANANA!" "PEEL"

"adam were in band and gay we cant do math-"

"just *falls on the ground and gets dragged off by colorgaurd ans then at the end of the show wakes up bc of a new tmrw*" "y e s"

"just go back in time ans kill my mom and make a paradox"

"i wanna die" "good morning to you too colby"

"YAAAAAAAASSS MARCUS!"

"natural selection will take you"

"as you can see im taking this very seriously im in a dino onesie and mb shoes-"

"and so on the verge of a mental breakdown i say to you i love yoy all i bide you a good day"

"hi friends" 

"iLl gO wHen yOuRe qUieT"

"are you emotionally attached to serengeti" "oh hELL yes"

*spontaneously starts singing 0 to hero with drumline*

"on your knees!" *pffffffttt* *they get on their knees for mingle formation* "thats better 😌" *barely start playing in time*

"look!!!!! i found a picture of mingle formation!!!"

*to someone wearing a large amount of hanford merch* "ey yooooo!! are you a part of the hanford music company?" *person looks down at their merch* "no, why" "oh weird, you just give off an aura XD"

"there will be donuts" "donuts?" "spudnut donuts, allededly"

"rain: hi" "mb: *nopes on outta there*"

*casually reads book while sitting in a locker*

"id like to ride that" "WOAH THERE" "W O A H THERE" "WOULD YOH LIKE TO REPEAT THAT BUT SLOWER"

"GUYS ADAM GOR HERE 15 MINUTEA EARLY"

"lOOK!!! ITS JOHN!!"

"hELL YEA! -tori and sara all day in everett"

[thatsamericano]

Romano, America, and Prussia Making a Spaghetti Western

America and Prussia: [Facing off against each other for the climactic scene. Dressed in cowboy outfits, and Prussia’s has a darker color scheme since he’s playing the villain role.]

Romano (sitting in a director’s chair): Okay, idiotas, let’s try to get this in one take so I can eat some lunch and take a goddamn nap. Scene 35, Take 1. Action!

America, glaring at Prussia and hand twitching towards the prop gun at his hip holster: Pardner, you’ve just yee’d your last haw.

Prussia, smiling a little but trying to stay in character: Sheriff, did you just tell me I yee’d my last haw?!

America, in a gruff imitation of Clint Eastwood: Do you feel lucky, punk? Well, do ya?

Prussia: [breaks down laughing]

Romano: Cut! [stomps over to yell at America] Fredo, what have I told you about ad-libbing?

America, pouting: Not to?

Romano: Exactly! Quit breaking copyright and quoting stupid memes! Dirty Harry isn’t even the right genre!

America: Aw, shucks. I’m sorry, darlin’. A simple cowpoke like me wouldn’t mean to offend a fine gentleman such as yourself, honest. [winks at him and tips his cowboy hat flirtatiously]

Romano, blushing as he walks away: Just read your damn lines! I’m trying to make legitimate cinema here!

Prussia, whispering to America: Dude, that was genius. You’ve got to tell me how you did that later.

America, nodding and whispering back: I will.

Romano, back in his director’s chair: Alright, shitheads, let’s try this again. Scene 35, Take 2. Action!

[they-write-once-in-a-blue-moon]

Shit me and my friends have said as incorrect marauders quotes part 28

*Remus chokes on water*

James: I'd say drink water, but...

Remus: One time I was eating celery and it triggered my gag reflex

Sirius: Seems like you’re really good at choking on things

*Remus chokes on water again*

[phantomlordreshiram]

Sylveon Nick, imitating Dirty Harry while pointing an unloaded revolver at Alcremie Klara: I don't know if I fired six or only five shots lol. Anyways, do you feel lucky punk?

[overheard-at-hogwarts]

Luna: Life would be simpler if only we were all unicorns.