#dont let all these places get to u. be human or whatever

[corner-collects-rocks]

im curious if renee actually thought jean was the right person, wrong time or if she said it to try and give jean a chance to move on.

(this is probably gonna get rambly and stop making sense but im tired and thinking so enjoy what my head organ has chosen to provide)

i head canon renee as aroace so that plays a factor into this but; i think renee was trying to help jean move forward whilst still leaving herself open to talk to. the reason renee and jean start talking is because neil asks her to reach out. i do think they had a genuine friendship and maybe they both had feelings for each other but i dont think renee did.

personally i think renee seeks companionship over partnership. i think thats also why her dynamic with andrew works so well. i dont think either of them were interested in each other romantically but they could find value in seeking out each others company. i think she was striving for a similar dynamic with jean, and jean (bless his poor bisexual soul) was attracted to renee in part because she was beautiful but also because they don’t really have rainbows in the nest. renee was one bright thing when dealing with the torture he endured in the nest. (think of it like a one sided trauma bond, or like a “the waiter was nice to me i think they might be in love with me” type of deal)

i havent read all the EC but im pretty sure we dont get to know much of what jean and renee discuss. in general (iirc) it seems a lot of what we see from renee is her offering jean kindness and some safety in a place where all of his had been striped away.

also after jean moves out to california renee isnt something he really dwells on (fair enough moving is rough on its own, let alone leaving a cult) i understand that renee is also something jean chooses to keep private even from us the readers(shout out the literal end of the golden raven filling us in that they text REGULARLY) but from what i’ve seen people tend to think about their situationships a lot even after they move on since they tend to leave more of an impression since the human brain loves to dwell on “what could’ve been”

anyway i’ve lost my train of thought with this, if i find it i may reblog w/ more thoughts. in conclusion, jeanee (whatever their shipname is idk) works better as a platonic dynamic and renee walker is aroace and i love her!!! also petition for renee to be jeans best man at the wedding, or have cat and renee co-best man.

Sincerely, Corner

P. S. nora please please please let renee and jean hang out in the broken cage. as a treat!! like even if its only for a little bit after a game or something (trojans play at foxes stadium and they go out after or whatever) i think they deserve a debrief! and renee i think would like to hear how jeans list has grown (because oh boy has it) and my girl deserves to see some good come to her after all the shits shes seen!! renee walker ily and ur awesome and holy shit u deserve so much. i want to know so much more abt u diva. so much. please nora i am begging you.

[nostalgicsneeze]

this is the only website i post art nowadays and i’ll keep doin it but DAMN…

[dykegonzo]

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL WORLD! vended at rad pride today and some beautiful guy sold me shrooms <33333 i love oyu forever bitch this will not be forgotten i owe you my life

[reeniecon]

-levels of possessiveness-

Include malleus draconia, lilia vanrouge, rook hunt, kalim al asim and Jamil Viper

‼️⚠️ : gn!Reader,I haven't proof read it yet, mentions of chapter 7 npc's names on lilias part, might be come out as yandere tendencies than possessiveness...

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- kalim al asim -

• I know some of you gonna disagree with me, BUT HEAR ME OUT OKAY

• since he was a little kid he always get what he wanted right?

• why wouldn't get this one ?

• YOU GET THE IDEA RIGHT HEHEHEHE

• hm? Oh u want to go out by urself? No way hahahah, take jamil with you~ or u want me to accompany you?

• Ooooo waitt sweety dont do the chores :(( ur hand will get hurt by that, just let the maid do it for you okayy?? Oh you felt sorry for him?? For working alone? oh dont worry baba(father) will recuit the maids tmr hhe

- jamil Viper -

• this one are not very surprising

• jamil didn't really get the chance to have something in life that really his on the first place

• so, when he finally did and someone are trying to take it away from him he get really possessive over it

• he can protect kalim all the time so... He faced by almost 0 problem trying to protect you

" Jamil.. What is that?? Can we get that? " You asked him

" I can make more healthier version of it at home, are you okay with that dear? " He speak " And uh...look, dear the cooking oil that there using, it's already black soo that mean they have been using it multiple time without changing it, I wouldn't want you to eat that not-very-healty oil I'm I?" He carefully explains to you

You can sigh to him " Okay... "

" Good, let's head back I'll make it for you" He smiled sweetly to you

- lilia vanrouge -

• lmao do I need to explain??

• he is a fae

• and already lived a long life

• he knows the pain of losing people he loved dearly mallenoa.. Malleus mother and malleus father...

• so naturally he didn't want to get hurt by that feeling again of course.

• that's why he get very possessive of you

• if you're a long lived creature you might see him be not so possessive towards you because he knows he had a lot of time to spend with you.

• BUT, if you're a human... He *sigh* yeah you know the rest

" My dearie" Lilia calls for you

" Where have youve been?? " He added

" Oh, lilia I just got back from heartslabyul actually, just meet adeuce " You explain while giggling

" Hm, why lying my dear" He glares to you, while flying closer to you

" What.. No what do you mean Lilia! " You panic a little bit because what he just say to you

"Fufu.. My lovely dear... Don't lie to me okay? I know everything going on in your life " He say gently while He stroke your hair

- malleus draconia -

• HE IS A DRAGON.

• dragon are KNOWN to be a possessive creature sooo what makes you think he is any different

• he probably lock u up somewhere if he want to lmao

• not only a normal dragon but he is a dragon with POWERS he is the crowns prince to the Briar valley soooo

• he basically can do whatever he wants lol

• good luck if you catches his eyes lmao he might never let you go until your funeral, keyword MIGHT

- idia shroud -

• aaa this wired boy

• lacking basic human interaction and affection wwww

• in my eyes he would either be

• no please don't leave me boy or don't leave me or ill kms / destroy all of it

• WOULD STALK U, he probably hack into the campus CCTV just to check what are you doing currently

• asking ortho to follow you and assist you with everything you need

• would probably sends anonymous deaths threats to any guy who are flirting with you

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More of my fics

An : I'm kinda ashamed by this lol, but Ill post it anw, I'll add more in the future but this is it for now 😂😂😂

[pathetickuroo]

fukutora hcs bc theyre funny

- fukunaga shohei #1 lover of badddd bad bad bad movies. terrible films. not good. we're talking sharknado snakes on a plane willys wonderland velocipastor that one thanksgiving slasher film that i cant remember the name of rn (dont think abt the mechanics of it being a thanksgiving movie too hard). generally not a movie enjoyer i think but most certainly clocking in for shit that is Not Good

- tora is baffled every time but definitely not opposed to it (this guy loves cuddling on the couch i think he hits the fake yawn arm around shoulders maneuver like. regularlyyyy and fukunaga doesnt even pretend to think its silly anymore)

- "shohei this movie doesnt even make any sense" "🤷"

- tora the hugger from behind of All Time he is finding any possible excuse. "u look cold" or "makin up for lost time" or "i have practice in an hour plsss plssssss just let me have this PLSSSSSSS" (he uses that one in particular a lot) (fukunaga wouldnt have said no in the first place) (he thinks its cute so he doesnt say anything abt it)

- repressed-as-hell hs tora did not quiteee know what to do w whatever tf he had goin on so he didnt get the guts (ha) to say anything until a couple years after graduation (which he then said over text bc yokohama -> tokyo = long distance)

- fukunaga conveys thoughts in as few words as possible (which is fucking awesome btw if fukunaga has no fans it means ive died) BUT in order to preserve the meaning it sometimes takes a second to respond

- tora did Not have a good time attempting to navigate this when he was trying to confess

- bro immediately started freaking out to yaku "DUDE WHY DID I DO THAT THAT WAS SO STUPID" "omfg its fukunaga give him a second. impatient ass" "I THINK IM DYING" "jfc"

- meanwhile in tokyo fukunaga was staring at "i rly like u dude" trying to figure out if tora meant like (homie) or like (w/gay intent)

- fukunaga only ever calls tora by his full government given name when he is Displeased. tora used the pan he needed for dinner tn so now he has to wash it? taketora. tora rearranges his living room w no warning? taketora. doesnt even say it in a mean/angry tone or anything j matter of fact as all hell. honestly i think if fukunaga was ever genuinely angry abt smth hell would probably freeze over

- tora does get extremely pouty abt it tho. "shoheiii what did i do :(" "the pan" ".......OH FUC—"

- when tora first moved to yokohama he got a cat bc of course he did he graduated from nekoma. tf else was he supposed to do, get a dog? (maybe in the future)

- very very fluffy very cute very sweet tuxedo girl. her name is "destroyer" (yes really) he calls her badass on the reg and she is sooo cuddly w him. fukunaga finds all of this extremely funny

- in fact when fukunaga starts visiting suddenly destroyer doesnt gaf abt tora anymore. worse than pain of death in his opinion it is So Not Fair. first thing fukunaga does after he meets the cat is send a pic to the old nekoma gc "top 10 cats that like me more than they like their owners" tora throws a pillow at him "i RAISED her from a BABY" "did u rly" ".....NO BUT IT AINT RIGHT"

- after theyve been together a few months toras thinkin abt how fukunaga used to Never Talk Ever and he makes a joke "ha i guess i learned how to speak BODY language am i right. right shohei. thats funny right"

- fukunaga calls him taketora for a week. tora retires that joke permanently and they never speak of it again

- tora morning person fukunaga not-exactly-a-night-owl-but-doesnt-love-being-awake-at-5:30 person. one time fukunagas in yokohama for the weekend he wakes up at 6 annoyed as hell (tora got up at 5 and left for a run) bc wtf his pillow literally got up and walked away. falls back asleep wakes up again at 10 tora made not only coffee but pancakes too AND heated them up for him hes immediately like ok nvm this is fine actually no complaints (<- still gets annoyed when his human teddy bear ditches him)

- TORA BABE SAYER. hey babe thanks babe i missed u babe. but it took him foreverrrrrr (forever) to get comfortable actually saying it instead of thinkin inside so there was also (and still is) a lot of dude (romantic) bro (romantic) man (romantic).

- fukunaga doesnt like saying pet names or anything (but to be fair does he like saying ANYTHING most of the time) but does not mind being called them at all (that's a lie he thinks it's awesome and so so so sweet but when tora asks if it's okay he says he doesn't mind)

[levmysweetheart]

AMALGAMATE CH 2 REREAD

Fuck it lets see how much i can read tonight. lets go. i got a cherry smoothie and i took a great piss. i might be too nauseous to drink it though because they make me PHYSICALLY ILL

SPOILERS FOR THE FIC OF COURSE

im contracting kokichi's fever rn im shaking im TWEAKING ym cheeks are clenched

"Did Kokichi leave a spare jacket behind for me knowing I was gonna lose mine in the press…? Why would he –" Guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys

IVE BEEN SO LOCKED IN

"…we came so close to doing it, he realized with a shudder. Good God, I came so close to killing a fucking child today… He couldn’t stop thinking about it – like a nightmare he thought he should've woken up from by now. He’d almost dropped a hydraulic press on a living, breathing human. That blood could’ve been… It had been so close to happening… Kaito finally had to look away from the machine. He couldn’t stop imagining Kokichi’s tiny body bursting inside the press, organs collapsing into a slurry, an entire human being reduced to nothing but sick, horror movie gore." No one realizes how absolutely horrifying the deaths are ESPECIALLY KOKICHIS because its DANGANRONPA fuck fuck IM Hello everybody my name is markipleir

"A chill ran down Kaito’s spine, and he sat up a little straighter as he started quickly scrolling through the book. There were dozens of plans marked by dogeared pages, and various subheadings for routes they could take in the trial. The first few plans only listed Kokichi’s accomplice as “Participant” and only later began specifying “Kaito” by name. He wondered who Kokichi was originally intending to work with, but knew better than to ask. The little brat would probably just smirk and say, “Korekiyo’s sister. Duh.” As the minutes passed by, however, Kaito’s uneasiness began to turn into nausea. He could see how erratic the handwriting became the further he went. Words were angrily scribbled out in a few places, and there were tears in the paper where the pen angrily shredded through the page. One page even had a couple drops of blood on it. Kaito slowly lowered the book down to the side of his lap Kokichi wasn’t sitting on and gave the boy a wary look." The way the gun went to my head NO BUT WHYYY THIS IS SO FUCKIGN SICK THIS ISS OF UCKIGN GOOD like what do you mean kokichi wrote a whole SCRIPT guys u dont get it. Also the blood probably from chapter 3 injury *dies*

"Kaito stared at Kokichi for a long time, trying to discern what kind of mask he was wearing – or if he was even wearing a mask at all. Kaito could never know anything for sure with Kokichi, and it infuriated him to no end. His gut reaction was to yell at Kokichi and tell him to never speak Gonta’s name ever again for the rest of his life, but he was too tired and too… confounded in general to act on his impulses. Kokichi’s eyes were dull. Lifeless. It didn’t look like he even wanted to try anymore. But Kokichi was a very good actor." BEAUTIFUL FANTASTIC I GIVE STANDING OVATION YES YES YES!! Blank kokichi is the closest to real kokichi i said what i said

“Believe whatever you want. In the end… it doesn’t really matter to anyone but you…” im getting this TATTOOED on me i swear. trampstamp i dont care give me this

"It was like a lightbulb suddenly went off over Kaito’s head. “Wait, is that why you kept trying to get him to suspect me? You wanted to see if he’d follow the lead, even if it was his best friend being incriminated? Holy shit, were you already testing out your insane suicide plan that long ago?” " I knocked my meds off my table but Yes this this THIS idea this idea is too much its so painful

"But when Kaito looked into Kokichi’s eyes in that dim, miserable cockpit, he didn’t see a Supreme Leader of Evil who said cruel things for his own sadistic entertainment. No, Kaito saw something else in Kokichi’s eyes – something dark, and sad, and perhaps a little desperate. He saw the hollow eyes of yet another victim of the killing game. Kaito knew that look because he saw it in his own eyes every time he looked in the dull, foggy mirror in his bathroom. Kokichi wasn’t dead, but there was death in those eyes – the death of the person Kokichi might have been before the killing game started. There was a version of Kokichi who watched the lives of his classmates get snuffed out like candles until no light remained… and then that Kokichi had died… …and none of us even noticed." that last sentence is quite possibly the most simple yet DEVASTATING line i cant do this

" For a moment, Kaito strained to recall what the little brat was talking about, when suddenly, it all came back in a rush of anger. “You sneaky fucker! All those weeks, you were pretending like you didn’t know how to fight, but then you sucker-punched the fuck outta me with your left fist after Gonta’s execution! You knew I’d go after you expecting you to be right-handed, so I left myself completely open!” " I LOVE THEM SO MUCH LMFAOG THIS IS SO PERFECTLY KOKICHI

" “That’s ‘cause you’re stupid.” Kaito was about to protest when Kokichi hummed thoughtfully to himself. “…But at least you’re not boring.” “You… say that word a lot,” Kaito grumbled. “But whatever, I’ll take it. You’re not boring either, kid.” Kokichi’s eyes snapped open, and for a moment, it looked like he wanted to say something… but then he just sighed tiredly and went back to his previous state of semi-conscious shivering." I GIGGELD out loud. god i love them oumota parallels oumotaa! oumota oumota!

less yapping from me and more reading guys this is so peak.

i love this i looe this i lvoe this

end of chapter 2... starting chapter 3 soon. im ognna try to sleep actualy but i will probably fail and just start reading again

[vivicas-dollhouse]

Dead bird

So I put out my fists, And you mark both my hands, with little exes that mean that I am extra unsafe

Genre: angst, blurb

Characters: gn!y/n, tim/masky

Desc: bro i am too high to figure out how the fuchk to describe these, you try and salvage tims last shreds of humanity

Cw: guns, dead bird mentioned

Enjoy! Or dont i guess im not the boss of u

The fingertips of someone you love are supposed to be comforting, not something that can break you to the point of no return. A single touch had driven you to tears, how pathetic. This wasnt your lover you was staring at, this being had his eyes but there was no tim behind that mask. You could see that your face was registering in its brain, but it couldn't connect the dots. Instead, it pinned you to the ground with a gun to your chin.

“Tim, please, its me, remember?” You pled, tears streaming from your eyes. You shook, your own gun knocked from your hands in the altercation that had landed you here.

Tim grumbled, pressing the gun harder against your chin. You let out a terror filled sob, staring at the black eyes of the mask. “Dont..” tim stuttered, his mask concealing his true expression.

What you would give to rip off that stupid fucking mask, to protect tim from whatever was controlling him. You knew that whatever was in control of tim had hurt him bad enough that he couldnt fight back.

Tim was a good man, he had a wit about him, always there to kiss your worries away and hold you when you cried. What drove you to this place was unknown, there had just been a whispering in your mind that you would find tim here. He had gone missing weeks ago, simply disappearing from his bed one night with no note, no trace of forethought at all.

His plants were dying, dry and brittle. You couldnt remember to water them, and even if you did, it didnt do anyone any good. He was just gone. Nothing could grow without him, his light kept things alive.

Tim cared for all living things, the vines that snaked up the apartment and the birds outside the supermarket. He had been known to carry crackers on him incase a bird was hungry. You and him would go to ponds in the winter to care for the various fauna. He watered the wild clover. This wasnt him.

You had filed a police report, but he was an adult and they had pinned it on a lovers quarrel instead of whatever it actually was. There had been no tension, no misunderstandings, just a cold bed in the morning.

Tim didnt hurt, nonetheless kill things. Yet,Tim had been increasingly paranoid that something was hunting him, down to the point of panic attacks over a strange knocking on the window that you never heard. At first you thought he was just letting off steam, finding himself an answer, so you hadnt been too concerned. You didn't get all that worried until 3 days later, when you found tims phone smashed on the porch with a post it note that had a circle with an x through it on top of the rubble. You knew that moment that you had waited too long to start looking. Something was deeply wrong.

“Tim..” you croaked, panting from terror.

“‘Said dont...” tim stammered, louder than before. “Dont wanna.. hurt.. you..”

“What do you-”

“I SAID DONT,” tim yelled. He saw you flinch, the terror in your face seemingly awakening something in him, some shred of humanity coming to light. “‘M sorry.. hun..” he whispered, releasing some of the pressure on the gun.

You quietly sobbed, the petname tim had given you when you started dating triggering the glimmer of hope that tim was still in there. Something was salvageable.

You mouthed the words “im sorry,” up at tim, praying that something would get through to him. Anything. You had to get through that mask of his without losing your head. Your arms were pinned down, so touch wouldn't be an option.

“I love you, im sorry i didnt look for you sooner,” you smiled, feeling the pressure easing on your arms. Tim stayed silent, hesitating before removing the gun all together.

“Go, b’fore he gets you too,” tim sighed, standing up off of you. You quickly got up to your feet, standing and watching tim.

“Who? Tell me who did this, I'll report it i swear,” you stammered, stepping towards tim. Tim raised his gun again, aiming for your head.

“Dont make me change my mind,” tim barked, motioning to the forest edge.

You panicked, running out of the abandoned rubble as the wind blew, the cold air stinging your lungs. You stopped and turned back, but he was gone.

“Tim!! Please!!” You cried, screaming so loudly the birds went quiet. “I can help you, i-”

A gunshot rang through the woods, followed by a loud buzzing that drowned out all other sounds. You covered your ears and ran towards where you had entered, the ringing fading the further away you got. Once you got to your car, parked in the grassy rest stop parking lot, you collapsed. Your body shook, wracked in convulsions and grief. He was right there, yet he was gone. The man you loved was lost, even if you had found him.

You looked to the left, eyes focusing on a red spot on the ground. Your eyes widened as you watched the black mass before him. You shook your head, inching away from it.

A dead bird in a patch of dead grass.

[itgomyway]

there is nothing to do, there’s nothing but you 🍥

i keep seeing people relate non dualism back to cause and effect. you do “x” to get “y”. how am i suppose to get this. how am i suppose to be aware of that. how am i suppose to be. and im afraid you got non dualism all wrong. because its just you.

everything is consciousness. you are consciousness. that is it. thats all. theres no physical world theres no imagination theres no 3d theres no 4d theres no infinite realities, there is no getting, there is no pleasure, there is no pain. it is just you.

that not making any sense? that’s okay. its not going to. you already know this. as consciousness being and everything you are knowledge itself. any concept of source or learning comes directly from you. your “self” already knows this. its your ego, the false sense of “self” getting in the way. its just you.

so then how do things exist? like time, what you see, money, other people, food, desires? they dont. theyre not real. none of that is real. why? because only consciousness is real. they appear to exist “physically” because you are aware of them presenting that way. its just you.

meaning doesn’t come first. you come first. you are the only thing that exist. and as existence you give existing things its meaning after they come to your awareness.

whatever you are aware of is what the human body experiences because you are a being of consciousness experiencing the human condition. you are not human though, you are consciousness. consciousness is the only thing that exist therefore its the only real thing. its just you.

this is why there is no separation. you as the conscious observer experiencing the human condition are conditioned into believing whatever the body experiences (your 5 senses) is real. its not. you are more than the body. you have control over what you experience due to your awareness. its just you

understanding that you are not actually human you are a being of consciousness playing the game known as life, you can transcend needing to feel validated by what you experience physically. the “3d” doesnt validate at all. its what i am most used to but as consciousness i know what i am. its just u

now let me be clear. the 3d doesnt exist validate me because i am a being of consciousness. however my ego, the false sense of self where my thoughts doubts and fears reside does get validation from “physical experiences” it doesn’t understand its not just experiencing it physically. the ego, like ur inner child, cannot comprehend that its not actually human, in control, or real. as soon as it tries, the human condition jumps in and brings up the thoughts doubts and fears. thats okay because thats its job. your job as the observer is to not react because you know its just you

the ego may be scared of rejection and thats fine. the ego isnt in control so let it throw its temper tantrum. let it cry, scream and shout. you would also let it be happy and carefree right? why is one emotion worse than the other if neither are real in the first place? its just you

with all of this, the main point is that it is you. thats all there is. nothing to understand because you already know you exist. nothing to get because you’re everything. nothing to “try” to be because you already are. its just you.

“how do i get-“

“how do i experience-”

“how do i become-“

“how do i be?“

its just you. you are. you got it you experienced it you became it so now be it. congratulations! its done!

© itgomyway

[crimeboys]

M u ?

M: What’s the weirdest AU scenario you’ve ever come up with?  Did it turn into a story?

um. okay. so youre gonna have to bear with me. probably the weirdest au i've thought of is like. okay how do i explain this Basically like when wilbur was like 14 he had a dog who he named tommy who he loved to bits they did everything together they were best friends blah blah blah. (to be clear wilbur has tommy hsi entire childhood they just split up when wilbur's 14) one day phil moves them to another place, but the dog goes missing right before, and wilbur searches everywhere but phil is like "im sorry about your dog but we cant put off our whole lives for him" so wilbur is forced to give up looking and they move.

so basically tommy was kidnapped by my buddy dream. like tommy just got out one day and was wandering for fun and dream was like "yay a stray dog perfect for my experiment #myexperiment" and takes tommy who is quite upset but he is. well. a dog. not much he can do. and dream's experiments are based on immortality but um basically okay he basically turns tommy into a human dont ask me to explain how this is why i always write in the pov of the experiment instead of the scientist

flash forward 20 years. and tommy and dream basically have like a bet. where tommy is like Wilbur will obviously still care about me greatly let me go back to wilbur you stupid bitch. and dream's like "it's been 20 years who gaf. LITERALLY WHO GAF" but anyway tommy is knocking on wilbur's front door and wilbur's very confused obviously and tommy's plan is basically to lie and convince wilbur that he's his long lost son and his mother died and now wilbur has to let him stay or else wilbur is a deadbeat father and tommy will bite him. and wilbur is already deadbeat dad of the year with a son who bites so he's like FUUUUUCK. fine come in.

basically all this shit happens blah blah blah tomym worms his way into wilbur's life and wilbur isnt much of a father but theyre like brothers and blah blah blah things get good actually

REENTER: MY BUDDY DREAM. tells wilbur everything but spins it like tommy's a crazy stalker and dream's his guardian. and wilbur's like Damnnn fr? but he doesnt actually really care bc him and tommy are like this 🤞🤞 but then dream's like "wow you would let someone with mental illness suffer for your own happiness youre a real sick bastard" and wilbur's like Fuuuck. Man whatever take him back ig.

there's a happy ending but idk.

i have not written much of this. as it's kind of confusing and the plot isnt fully there. but yeah

U: Is there a pairing you would like to write, but haven’t tried yet.

ummm idk. for romance ig fiances bc i have Barely written them despite loving them

[gordonengineswifenirmal]

Nirmal….the babysitter?

I know, I know. Me too. But not for the reasons a lot of u might think.

Ok, so backstory- the housemate n her bf have hopefully broken up for the last time. She claims it pretty much is, but she tends to flip flop. He would argue n take things out on their kid by not doing his duties as a father. Wouldn’t pick the kid up from daycare, take her to her appointments, etc. She was in a bind. Because I AM a nice person I said fine I’ll take care of things, because it would help her out. Let’s get a few things straight.

I am NOT a particularly big fan of kids to say the least. I however, do not want them harmed unless they r trying to abuse me or cats/other animals. (For example: kids n teens who decide to b rude n harass u on a city bus when u need a disabled seat r vile products of immature children n need to b put on their place n learn respect.) i need the money. Ive hung out with her n the kid. The kid is ok. Shes kinda cute. I can tolerate her. I do NOT want to undress her n change her. I will ask the landlady if that’s needed, n then she can be involved. That’ll probably make her happy.

I understand that society needs to procreate. I do not generally like children I don’t know near me. I’m antinatslalist NOT in that children should never exist - that’s not realistic - but rather in that “if u r not mature n responsible enough, u dont belong bringing a person into the world until n unless u can b properly mature n responsible.” Unfortunately, most parents are not mature or responsible enough, even when they want ppl to think they are. THIS DOES NOT MEAN THAT I WANT EVERY CHILD DEAD.

Ok? Ok. Also, I have NO inappropriate feelings towards a child of ANY age. Baby, toddler, teen, whatever in between. Never have. I liked OLDER men. I’m not even into them anymore. I’m not into ANY fellow human being or animal of any age SEXUALLY.

I will probably watch Thomas when I’m up in the roommates room, BUT I CAN AND WILL be appropriate around the kid. I DO know the difference. The poor kid had her parents fecking n watching salacious stuff on mtv n whatnot with her around before, so this should b an improvement. (Stop laughing lol I mean it!)

Hell I look at Thomas all the time in the tube, n I don’t openly share what I’m thinking with other passenger, nor do I do anything inappropriate. I sit and smile, and no one could care. In fact, ppl put their kids next to me, much to me chagrin. I grin n bear it, or I move.

So yeah. This is not the ideal job, but it’s something. It’ll help the roommate out, hopefully auntie Nirmal will b a better influence around her than the father was. The father pays child support to his ex wife n his 5 kids. The housemate says she’s not doing that. She’ll just seek full custody. She will send a cab for me back n forth. I can leave the door open, maybe the cats will come up. He also apparently raped or attempted to rape his own sister, something the roommate was aware of from early in their relationship. He was polite, but neither of them are exactly mature.

I will not expose the child to inappropriate things, I will not beat the child or be nasty. I will challenge meself, because if I would have had me own child, I’d have been a staff sergeant. This child is 2, n I only have to keep her safe for a couple hours. I don’t have to b her mother. I chose to not be a mother because of me temper, finances, physical pain, n because it would ruin me own mental n physical health. Several drs warned me against it, n I said yep no prob.

I’m not a mother type. If a baby cries, vomits, or shits itself, I cringe. I back off, running like hell far away. If a kid gives me attitude, I WILL put them in their place.

However, I have learned that not all fellow adults - be they older than me or around me own age ARE mature. N not ALL minors are snivelling little sacks of pus. I know some who are actually decent individuals. I do not wish to do anything inappropriate to or with them (which I cannot stress enough btw), but it’s nice to be able to treat them as contemporaries. I was always talked down to n not treated that way. It’s hard for me to relate to a lot of things n I can communicate very well in some ways, but due to intense trauma in 4+ decades of being on this earth, sometimes communication in situations - especially with other people - is a challenge. I’m not perfect. I’m willing to be open minded when appropriate.

I am a mentor type, but I don’t have natural mothering instincts. However, this will teach me to be a bit more tolerant of kids, just as being in Thomas fandom has. Has that gone perfectly? No. But I keep an open mind. I’m trying. I have learned that not ALL kids r bad, n I don’t hate ALL of them. I have no I appropriate feelings for them, but I have come to respect some minors as siblings or family. I will never be like ok now I want a kid or even want them around me all the time, but maybe I’ll fight some of the negative feelings I have about kids n find some less cringe. I dunnae.

Sooooo we’ll see how this goes. I won’t be as thrilled as Thomas learns to be at the end of that episode, but I’ll learn to be more tolerant. I’m willing to try.

So yeah. Wish me luck. This will be interesting.

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Can u tell me more of ur au plz?

you're in luck! I still have a few character ref sheets left! I'll give more characterization and backstory for these lil guys!

also sorry if this comes out a bit late- im taking a break from art for a while and while im typing this (07/30/24) i'm also finishing the visualization ref page for reader.

(current chip) ANON KISSING YOU ON THE CHEEK SWINGING YOU AROUND THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS ASK!!<3333 MY IDEAS ARE ALL OVER THE PLACE CATCH UP OR BE CONFUSED.

It's both an AU, and a fic so I apologize if things get messed up. So when I say "Undertake Sans/Papyrus/Person" it refers to my AU rather than the original "classic". My fic refers to the "6 skeletons, one human" trope and the AU focuses on details from the Undertake universe.

I may have over explained, but I wanted to keep that clear- And most of this post will take the time to talk about the plot and lore of the fic.

As I've said before, Undertake is just a sillier version of Undertale where shenanigans happen all the time on the surface. But I've never explained fully why. Welp! Here you go....

We all know how the trope goes. Sans tries to get his Dad back, and succeeds! Except this time, it's on the surface. And Frisk doesn't feel like...Frisk. Anyways, bringing Gaster back from the Void has caused complications within the universe, about 5 years after monsters resurfaced.

"One time things" turn into regular occurrences, stereotypical situations that would never happen in real life are happening, it's overall stupidity!

But Sans and Reader are the only ones who "know" about this change. Sans just rolls along with it, using this as a breather from past resets. Reader, on the other hand, has whiplash from the whole thing. When did everything change? and why? Something felt wrong in their SOUL. Everyone else seems to fit into this random "normal" and it pisses reader off.

But they're a kid. They don't know what they're talking about, so they ignore them as best as they can.

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Since every monster is on the surface, and pretty much all need jobs, Sans becomes a scientist of sorts. He represents most monster scientists, and helps humans with the evolution of magic-science. He doesn't work all the time, that's a big role to fit in; something Alphy's would gladly take, and so he mostly works on projects at home.

Integrating n shit, I'll leave those details to the fic.

After getting licensed, transferring his master's degree in physics, and getting all the tools he needs, he decides to re-build gaster's machine to bring him back.

Mind you, this is a year after they get to the surface, so nothing has changed yet. When Gaster came through the machine (I'll draw it so you can get a better representation of what it looks like) he was horrified.

Why was he melting? His face was now stuck in a forever frown. Looking at his hands, you could still see the holes engraved into them from when he was first born.

He began to sign something ancient, a language horrifically nostalgic he almost forgot to catch what he was saying.

But before he could respond, the world went black. There was a wild pulsing in his SOUL before the world went black.

^^reader parallels this btw

I'm not gonna drop too much, because I don't wanna spoil any plans I have for this, but thank you so much for this ask!! I might even start writing chapters in January

here's reader's character sheet btw. (and when you guys read it do understand that you dont have to portray them in the same way i do, nor do you have too be an ass abt it)

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the kind of story that comes to ur mind when u listen to soft music and remember kazuha ( not like he ever leaves my mind tho)

small fiction abt fem!yn x kazuha+sumeru boyss >.< from a kazu's and a wandy's fangurrrlll

sorry for all kinds of mistakes ;english isnt my first language d:

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as we all know kazuha is very hot; like seriously hot but i cant imagine him being flirty with yn or anyhting like that

but the fiction is more like:

yn a young gurl who's originally from mondstadt was known for being smart esp in medicine, even tho you didnt get a degree or any kind of school education, u manage to make tones of medicine based on books u read and borrowed from lisa's librery,

since you were a kid you was very quite and liked reading about plants a lot which made u the pharmacist of ur nation, you've always helped around for free so you had a good reputation even mr jean offered you the post of knight which you respectfully refused, because in your eyes making medicine wasnt something that you made to gain titles but to save lifes, the lifes that you wish u saves when u were younger.

at the age of 18 and after 2 years of mastering medicine your curiosity killed you, you always knew that there was tones of diffrent flowers and plants out of ur nation but you never really tried to travel to go get them, however always seeing the traveler going around with millions of all kinds of sorts of plants in their bag just made the urge to go find this plants yourself bigger; so eventually and with the permission of master jean ofc you made the decision that you'd go check them out which made you go on a small trip to the "land or trees and plants" as you always named it aka sumeru

the traveler was the sweetest to you they always likes how u worked so hard to cure people even tho you're just a simple human with no vision ( not like they disrespected ppl that didnt own visions) but for ardinary humans it was more commen for them to just work simple job like flowerist ; bar tender ; farmer ;etc. so when they knew you wanted to travel to sumeru ALONE? it was bothering them dont get them wrong tho, you always helped them thro their journy to find their siblings to a point where they cherish u a lillll too much. so at first they were against that idea of u traveling alone esp since they knew what kind of monsters was there in the woods of sumeru. they even proposed to you that they'll bring you the plants you needed yourself but you wanted to go see the world too, so after lonnggg explications and chit chats with the traveler you finally manage to convince them.

the trip was supposed to be 1year only which was enough for you to collect diffrent types of plants, and you had a deal with master jean that if the medicine you made with the new plants were usefull she'd let you leave the nation again; our dear travler made sure to take you alllll the way from mondstadt to sumeru; and at first they even wanted to get you a dorm and a safe place in sumeru's village but you opposed to that, you wanted to be more close to the nature and you didnt feel like being around with people from a diffrent nation can help you get whatever you wanted anyways, on top of that there was schoolars everywhere so u were sure it would be a hassle to deal with them since you dont have any degree and they propably wont believe you if you told them you're a phermacist at such a young age and that if you ever go to the city it's probably to go check their big librebry for new books , the traveler tho managed to get you a safe place in the aranara's valley.

it took you around a week to get used to the small creatures talking, and they acctually knew a lot about plants and flowers so they were of a big help to tell you locations of some of the flowers you were looking for, first time you went out to pick flowers went smoothly , the weather was nice and you managed to get a hold of some flowers, however life ofc isnt so nice to you all the time so you had to get cought by a certain furry?? one day

it was like any other days you went out to get some flowers you needed to make ur medicine you been working on for the past few days and your eyes caught eh flying fugs?? even tho the traveler warned you abt the fungs being enemies you couldnt help it but go check them up close they were so cute anyways, and ofc as i said you were a smart gurl so u didnt let them see you, but you followed them around quitely which made you lose you way at some point, without panicking tho u made sure to always have a map with you for this kinds of problems, therefore when u checked it, you found out that you were rather close to a diffrent plant this time, so you being you just went further in the woods to go get them,

once you got there you started picking some of them and riping the petals off untill you heard noises coming closer which made you go silent. you stayed there unmoving until u heard a soft voice coming from the trees ahead of you, it was a men's voice that seemed to get closer and closer until u saw two long furry's ears and a pretty face, and oh that made you panic, the man on the other side seemed more chill and as his eyes met yours he also stopped in trackes, after what felt like an eternity of staring, "ehm, who are you? are you okay?" he asked, but u stayed quite just staring, he got closer until he was able to see what you were doing and he went quite again,"......what are you doing to my flowers?" he looked at you suspiciously, THAT is when u decided to make a move, so u standed up, put the flowers u destroyed with your hands in ur bag, looked at him, smiled, turned 180degree and RANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.

the boy with the the furry's ears tho even wasnt expecting it but he had pretty fast moves so he ran behind u "WAIT" he said, but you couldnt careless you knew sumeru people were terribly rude since they all think they are high and all or you thought so and you didnt wanna get sent back to mondstadt after u begged jean and the traveler so hard to get this chance, so with the last power u had in ur legs u ran as fast as u could, "damn it she's pretty fast" u heard him say from the back , which boosted you to go even faster "HELL YEAAAAAA CATCH ME IF U CAN MR FURRY" u said to yourself, after feeling like you avoided him enough you stopped behind a big tree to catch your breath.

"SHIT i heavent ran like that in ages, oh gosh im about to pass out"you said as u held ur heart and felt it beat like crazy,".....need help?" you heard him say "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH" you looked up and you saw him there standing so beautifully like he didnt just ran after you "no need to screem you'll get a sore thraot for nothing'' he said, " a haha ha yea no ty i dont need help ehm ill just get going okay byeeee" you tried to run again but this time he stopped you " gonna run away again? i dont think ur legs gonna go far this time"he said "WHAT HOW DARE YO-- i mean naahh runing away who me? gurl u mst be halussinating"you said,"gurl?but im a me-" "IKIK" you cut him off " just a way of saying"you told him".....okay" he responded, you two stared at each other for a while again until he spoke " so mind telling me why u destroyed my flowers?" you looked away" dunno what ur talking about" "you know miss you dont look familliar at all i've never seen you around and it not like there was ever someone around these woods anyways, do you have any idea how many monsters-""IKIK monsters blabla flying fungs blabla i know all that already" you said cutting him off again " well then tell me who you are and what are u doing?" he asked " i dont have to??" you responded " i dont know you too and if it's about your flowers im sorry i didnt know they were yours, now let me go will you?" you said " look it not just about the flowers and let me introduce myself, im tighnari the gardien of the woods i take care of most plants and animals around here and it's my duty to question who you are" " i dont believe you"you said "....wha? why?? HUH?" he said " ur a furry ur probably just a weird pervert..." u said witha low voice."............." he went quite and u took it as a chance to leave, as u started walking u heard him speak again" look i dont wanna be mean but it's either we do this the easy way by u being a nice gurl or the hard way" and u saw him get his bow between his hands "pfft or what you gonna shoot me? didnt you say you're a gardian? u gonna hurt a innocent person for taking some flowers?" " i said it's not abt the flowers and yes if you dont answer me i have all the rights to shoot you u dont seem innocnet at all" he said back, as u watch his eyes and his serious gaze you decided to give in some informations since you didnt wanna die " what do u wanna know?" you told him, he said "name?" "yn ln " " what were you picking my flowers?" " i needed them??? duh" " for ?" personal thing" " age?" "18" " where did you came from" "not telling you" " where do u stay at then?" " the aranara valley" "weird no one stays there also the aranara wont let you" "im a friend of the traveler he got me a place there" " even weirder" "WHAT FYM-- ahem you're done?" you asked, "yea ..... for now" he said " fym for now you think i have time for ur shi-- ehm yeaaa what?" he looked at you and said" im sorry but ur story seems too weird im afraid you have to go back with me" " HAH GO BACK MY ASSSSSSS" you started laughing and when u saw he was serious u stopped "you must be kidding me" "no" he said "but why and i really dont have time it's geeting dark and i need to go back ,and even if i wanted to come with you my things are at the valley" "dont worry about you belongings ill send someone fetch them" he said "BUT MR FURRY--" " mr tighnary" this time he is the one who cut u off and corrected you, as you saw how serious he was u mentally cursed yourself for geting in this trouble yourself and you just gave in hoping he acctually wont send u back to mondstadt .

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autor's note: haii for whoevers readig this i really wanted to tell the whole fiction i have in my head at one setting but now that i write it it acctually more detailed than what i tought so to not make it too long for yall and too hard for me ill stop it here; if the start was enjoyable make sure to tell me for part TWO otherwise i dont think ill write more d:

HAVE A NICE DAY YALL MWAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

[crguang]

Hear me out. Vampire Shalom!

Wait, if we are a vampire, does Shalom's blood taste like cola gummy? LOLOL

It's a joke from CN commun since her hair resembles a cola gummy jelly candy

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dont even joke lad… first of all yes. yes. yall thought kafka would make a great vamp? lets bring in miss mostly unfeeling, calculating, distant and always composed shalom. apathy is a big part of vampirism to me, after a certain age you realize time is a circle and certain vamps will take on more of an observer position towards humanity because they’re not part of it. it’s easy to grow apathetic when you’ve seen history repeats itself over and over, when you’ve watched lifetimes pass and when you’re inherently disconnected from your humanity. shalom is so vamp coded in that way; she lives amongst humans but is not part of them because she was made anew. you make a vampire, there’s nothing organic about it. she’s a different kind of vamp than kafka (who likes playing with her food), she prioritizes efficiency over anything else. also a classy eater, will lure in “willing” victims with well-placed flattery and warm smiles and she prefers docile ones over those who make feeding more difficult by thrashing around. shes very intense in the way that it’ll seem like she’s giving you her undivided attention and has an excellent memory so she’ll remember every single detail you ever said or did, which makes you feel listened to and understood. that’s why i call them willing victims, she’d entice them in letting her feed from them by building a one-sided connection with them and they somehow get out of that encounter just wanting more. master manipulator. she drinks from the neck, she likes the pretend intimacy of it. very clean, no unnecessary bloodshed and doesn’t waste a drop. she finds the unpredictable side of humanity fascinating and so she spends a lot of time observing it, she understands humans on a cognitive level but things that can’t be explained in their behaviour puzzles her in a good way. only remembers traces of her own humanity like the faint notes of a perfume in the air but she can never quite connect with it. that’s not to say that she would be cruel, quite the opposite, which makes me insane. aaaaaa she was made to be a vampire, she blends in well yet still leaves people with the feeling that there’s something off about her… she’s so deceptively warm but that’s because she can’t actually be warm. you know what i mean? it’s not because she’s mean she just has not felt warmth in a minute. i could fix her

shalom’s blood would just lack some nutrients i feel like LMFAO, i don’t think she particularly cares about her body and eats whatever she has to, plus she has zero strength whatsoever so those bones are lacking some calcium or something. her relationship with her body is honestly what interests me the most about her, it’s still a human body so she must have all the physiological reactions to getting hurt but after she got shot in the neck and just smiled like idk. you drink from her and she just sits there limp and docile oh i’d be freaked out. her pulse races but there’s no reaction from her otherwise unless she figures out that it bothers you, then she adjusts her behaviour to make you more comfortable… so sentient doll-like sometimes, im scared

i always thought cola gummy was a really cute nickname lol it’s just sweet, also how chief is represented as an orange idk where that comes from but it’s cute. also!!! if u ever want to dm me your ideas you absolutely can, i don’t bite! no need to make a second acc but if that makes you more comfortable then it’s also cool by me <3

[ourflagmeansgayrights]

ofmd s2e1 rewatch where i pause to jot down my thoughts and other random shit

not quite a reaction post bc i've already watched the whole thing. not quite a liveblog bc it's one post and it's probably gonna take me a full hour to get through a 28 minute episode at the rate of pausing and typing i'll be doing

s2e1, s2e2, s2e3, s2e4, s2e5, s2e6, s2e7, s2e8

anyway, pirate time:

i love how much fun con is having choking on his own blood

dream!stede's extremely teary face right before he takes off running down the beach is doing psychic damage to me

also dream!stede's stupid ridiculous outfit with all the long ribbons and shit...

ed and stede make contact so hard shjfkhsgjkfd the loud OUGH sounds from both of them

also the return of ed's old beard! i didnt expect to see her at all this season, so that was a surprise.

"babe" "love" im tearing out my own hair

stede has yet to learn that ripping ass near your beloved can be a love language

stede is a terrible fucking roommate just deal with wee john's gas in silence like the rest of them. goddamn.

WHO HAS THE OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH TRAMP STAMP. WHO IS THAT.

i like when the background OST is familiar to me lol the little strings when stede starts his letter throwing me back to s1

olu: that–that's the swede the swede: Im the swede roach: he's single ;) me: *pissing my pants with laughter*

also the direct confirmation that the swede literally doesn't have a name. incredible

shjkfhdhfkj the crew encouraging him. stede's "it's okay" and roach "be brave" im CRYINGGGGG

stede doing customer service is something that can be so personal. "reservation?" "eat my fuckin' shit" "right! walk-ins, then" average restaurant experience

the random background guy saying "my favorite hand!" abt getting stabbed in the hand is making me giggle. i love the humor on this show

why does stede have so much shoulder movement going on when he's walking through the bar. whore behavior.

"this is for mom!" sorry but i want to know more abt whatever's going on there

also the purple mohawk. dope.

buttons is so distressed LET HIM RETURN TO THE SEA THESE CONDITIONS ARE INHUMANE

"i know the odds of you finding this are slim but so were the odds of us finding each other in the first place" IM RIPPING OFF MY OWN SKIN

also stede's lil sad hopeful smile after throwing the bottle... i care him

i love how they make this wedding fucking suck so we don't feel too bad abt the whole massacre thing. "the natural condition of humanity is base and vile. it is the obligation of people of standing, such as yourselves, to elevate the common human rabble through the sacred transaction of matrimony" if i was at a wedding and the officiant said that i'd also start killing people probably

yayy murder montage :)

FANG BREAKING THAT GUY'S SPINE OVER HIS KNEE

the whole cake scene is so fucking funny im sorry. i love u jim drawing the line at attacking a shitty wedding. i love u archie who wasn't here for the good old days so you dont really see a problem with how things are. i love u frenchie with ur box in ur brain that u never open again. i love u fang it's gonna get better i swear. i love u frenchie again bc u just took the cake right out of fang's hands while he was fucking sobbing hfjhgkjhdkjkf

I MISS IVAN JUSTICE FOR IVAN. wish they could've said he'd just fucked off somewhere instead of dying but i think that would've raised the question of why hasn't anyone else fucked off since they all seem so miserable

very relieved that stede isn't taking the racist/antisemitic caricature drawings of ed to make like a boyfriend scrapbook like some people were theorizing. would've been overkill if after episode 4 from last season stede still didn't realize that ed hated these sorts of depictions of him.

INTERESTING DETAIL THO the background music in this scene is "a pirate's life" aka the song frenchie sang in the pilot. it's an instrumental version obviously but yeah i recognize that tune

also more cool background ppl with dyed hair man i love this show

zheng yi sao flirting with olu is so good. he deserves it.

how nice of ed to offer his drugs to the crew. sharing is caring.

also it's so funny to me that the thing izzy is tormented by is ed saying "you can't do the job, someone else will" the toe thing's happened three times and apparently that was fine but the thing the show edits together right before izzy breaks down into the most pathetic aheemheem whimpers isn't any of that it's ed threatening to fire him

also they cut ed throwing knives at izzy!! what the hell.

releasing the clip of izzy crying kinda ruined it for me when it came time to watch it in the show bc i watched it several times since it dropped and now seeing it in context i was like "ok i've seen this already fast forward." i mean i didnt fast forward through it but i did kinda zone out bc i've seen this bit already. this post kinda sums up my thoughts on it

"trifling ingrate plan" dshkjfshgdskhfjkhgkjh

"SEMI-CLEAN WATER"

JACKIE CALLING THE SWEDE "BOO CAKES"

"i know that guy we had breakfast together!" "you'll be having a lot of breakfasts-es together" "oh, okay" i fucking love this whole dynamic like i can tell they're writing the swede out of most of the episodes for budget reasons (sorry nat faxon) but by god do they give him such an excellent fucking send-off. can't wait to see him again when he's in his trophy husband number 20 era

roach is upset abt not being able to cook, buttons is tied up so he doesn't go running back to the sea (i assume). stede you are not giving your crew the environment they need to thrive.

olu being an optimist :)

buttons opens his mouth to drink the rain and in the background u can see roach yanking the rope around buttons back fhdjskgfjhgkjfh STEDE YOUR SEA WITCH CANNOT THRIVE IN THESE CONDITIONS

stede tries to make things sound good in his bottle letters to ed but out loud he says his actual insecurities... it's so fucking tasty tho that he thinks ed could be doing better without him and THAT'S why he's been stalling so much. not afraid for his life even a little bit he just assumes he's not wanted. brb i have to cry now

"im sorry if that's a little bit creepy" "you are creepy" in this scene where they're soaked from the rain. ofmd said this prince ricky guys is creepy and wet.

stede's fucking FACE when prince ricky says "you're my hero" his fucking "clearly you dont own an air fryer" face I CANT STAND HIMMMMMM (affectionate)

prince ricky "these rubes" "men of our standing" yeah i cant fucking stand this guy (derogatory) i love how he's barely even in this episode

stede's face when the swede is talking abt how happy he is with jackie... my man believes in love so much im gonna cry

also in what fucking way does the swede owe them a life debt. roach and buttons literally tried to eat him

izzy's "you know me better than anyone knows me and i daresay the same about you" this is literally so false i dont even know where to begin. izzy in e6 being like "if i didnt know any better i'd think maybe ed might possibly maybe be actually enjoying bonnet's company" while ed and stede are giggling and making each other friendship bracelets. this guy doesn't know ed at all.

also i cant get over how izzy wont make eye contact he's like staring blankly into the middle distance delivering these lines so flatly until he goes to say "i have... love for you" and in that moment he looks like he'd rather ed were feeding him more toes.

"im worried about you, we all are" not gonna lie my dude you've had a weird way of showing it thus far. where was all that worry when you told him he was better off dead than wearing a robe and singing songs?? where was that fucking love then?

and NOW izzy wants to talk it through. izzy literally voted to make blackbeard great again and now he wants to give open communication a chance???

lmao there's a limit to how many characters can be in a bulleted list so here's fucking. part two. on the same post:

ed asking everyone if the vibe is poisonous and fang cant stop crying and ed's face is just like "eh good enough" im fdhksgfkjtdkh

anyway ed with a loaded gun under his chin talking to himself is hurting me so fucking much actually. ed my beloved babygirl for whom i would die. this poor traumatized man. yes he is making this workplace toxic as hell but god. GOD. im gonna throw up.

the way ed is so fucking casual about shooting izzy in the leg. just calm and jovial as he promotes frenchie to first mate. stepping over izzy all crumpled on the floor. everything about this is so fucking good. i mean it's horrible for ed and everyone around him but for me watching the show this shit is DELICIOUS. i love when the pirates get violent and unhinged i love when this shit gets fucked up. ed's mental state is so bad right now and it is causing me severe anguish but also it is so tasty. fuck.

anyway frenchie trying to turn down the promotion fhjkghdfjkhf

the cut to the swede performing the husbandly duties is INSANE. COMPLETE TONAL WHIPLASH. I LOVE THIS SHOW.

"fuck those hammies up!" spanish jackie i love you

black pete why are you so fucking loud AND WHY WOULD YOU JIX IT LIKE THAT???

why is prince ricky so small. he's like a full head shorter than stede. also this guy is insufferable i love how stede just fucking abandons him fhjkgdhkdfghkj

"the calf muscle is the most mysterious of alllll the muscles" what the FUCK does that even mean. oh swede i will miss you

NOSE REMOVAL FUCK YES. I LOVE THIS SHOW.

obsessed with the swede playing dumb. the dramatic gasp. "wow, so bad!" fhjsghdkjf

"aint you that soup bitch?" "im the money bitch" i love women.

sfdsjkh spanish jackie being into double-crossing. and slapping the swede's ass on the way out. i love this show

i love how zheng says "this much indigo is worth three times what i paid" while spanish jackie and the husbands are still like, right there. and they just don't hear that bit. incredible.

OUGH the back of jim's weird rope armor looks like a ribcage that's so cool

i love how jim is so fucking bad at telling this story. i love how the monkey's paw comes into it. i love fang asking them to do the voice. i love archie trying to hold back her laughter i love jim and fang giggling together I LOVE THIS SHOW

ed's fucking voice breaking through his whole convo with frenchie. im tearing out my own teeth

HEY DID YOU GUYS KNOW THEY HAVE POST-CREDITS SCENES IN THIS SEASON?????????? WHAT THE HELL

i take back what i said about jim being bad at telling this story their version is so much fucking better. squeaky voice "I pray to you, Dark Lord, to make me real flesh! I want to be real flesh!" IM FUCKING OBSESSED. JIM I WOULD DIE FOR YOU

[nahalism]

Do you have any advice for feeling so shitty in yourself pls 🥺 like my skin is so bad at the moment, I’m so so unhappy with my weight gain. I don’t know where to start in fixing it or how to even get the energy to, feeling like this should be enough, but it isn’t. Idek how to explain.

But I’m so unhappy, I feel so ugly and disgusting.

i wish i could climb in your skin and place my own philosophy in it. <3 — this is the thing, lets say you're ugly, your spotty, and your fat, and that that will never change. does that mean you dont deserve love? or to feel good in your favourite outfit? that you dont deserve kindness? or consideration? that you shouldnt be seen as valuable, sexy, worth love, worth affection? does it mean that you should hide and stop showing up in the world in the way you want to?

i can think of a million reasons why that isnt the case. the problem is, any advice i give you in solution to the problems youve stated can only be superficial because the issues your speaking on are on the surface. i could tell you how i get my self together when i feel how your describing, or how i got rid of my acne, how i lost weight etc, but the real issue is beyond the surface. its about how you feel about you

who are you? what is your character? how do you show up in the world? where do you bring value? what are your biggest virtues? how do you combat your biggest vices? do you treat yourself with compassion? do you extend that compassion to others? what does your humanity look like?!? what does your love feel like?— these are the things that make someone beautiful. — and in terms of what is attractive and sexy, its so much deeper than appearances. sure appearance is important, especially in society. i wont ignore that, but society advocates for a whole lot of crazy shit. there are trends, and then there is what is timeless. the essence of what you are is timeless, holding it to the standard of a fleeting trend is short sighted. you have to value yourself for what you are, not what you look like or what what you look like means for how others treat you. only once you have some self respect will your external begin to match, because people who love themselves act lovingly toward themselves. its a ripple effect.

in terms of looks and feeling yourself, which is very important, you have to question, if someone is willing to count all of who and what you are out because of what you look like, is that someone you want? anyone of us could have an accident that changes our appearance forever. what then? what you feel about yourself and how you carry yourself as a consequence, is what makes you alluring. when someone is into YOU (not your shell) and (tmi but..) turns you on, or makes you moan, or sees you happy (!!) that is infinitely more attractive to them than you having the perfect body or appearance. because even the most perfect person is not perfect (& they know it, they just have you convinced that theyre as good looking as they feel or portray themselves to be). literally its all about youuuu. if you cant see that, you will always try to cover you up, so no one else will see it. nor will anyone make you able to see it. you need to step up and treat yourself with some humanity. you are a whole being, created uniquely and entirely complete. completion is perfection.

if u want my skincare routine, or how i lost weight, or literally whatever information im happy to share it. but 100000s of other people already have their routines out there for u to follow. i mean it with the utmost love and respect when i say, u need to start looking at yourself as a living, breathing being with so much to offer and so much potential for growth beyond what you already have to give. have some self compassion. you are beautiful and worth your own love, let alone other peoples. acknowledge yourself before time shows you how blind youre being. 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

[yoyoyuri]

spoilers for 8-33 post battle under cut

OH MY GOD FINALLY

Shut the fuck up That is Hong Lu who is Human And Not Ur Camera

IS THAT YURI

Solitude steadfast lingering

loneliness regret anticipation

conflict anguish courage

longing melancholy warmth

passion adventure ferocity

futility determination love

exhilaration tragedy excitement

that’ was a cool demonstration of the cantos

Yes Dante speak your truth and enlighten us with your prosperous words

Aw… Shuckaroonies!

ok

They all care about eachother sm srop🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁

“One end… was always just the starting line for something new” absolute peak cinema

faust let hong lu choose his name

AAAAAAAA THE BABY HONG LU IN THE REFLECTIOJ

dante’s so good at their job omfg

sorry this musics really nice sounding HIS

his

THE EGO

THE EGO

did he make a portal

or its like a reflection

ITS

OH MY TOOD CASSIE SOUNDS SO GOOD HERE

Jahsamahahsnamanaujwmams

NO THIS IS SO

aarhus is so good

he th

THE WATER FALL

is it washing his grandma away

THIS IS SO PEAK OH MY FODDDDD

i NEED to rewatch that i was too distracted typing (AGAIN.)

golden bough retrieved.

doing more than just witnessing.!

YES!!! ITS THE PEOPLE!!!!!!

That Was Freaking Amazing

WHAT IS HE LOOKING FOR NOW

IS that HOW THEY SEE THEOUGH HONG LUS EYE?

well thanks jia huan

wait was that a belly mention

XICHUN OH NO

GUCK I FORGOT ABOUT THIS

lei heng just DIE BRO

Like for how long we were in there i thought there’d be a winner by now

IS THAT A SMILE

LIN DAIYU

shes stills afe

WOOOO

dang he’s all bloody yet theres barely a scratch on jia qius sprite

what a way to beg for ur life.

what the hell are these Stars thet keep talkin abiut

Hit me.

well okay

placed it lightly

rings of light around (i still dk what those are)

WHAT THEFUCK

what DO U MEANT GENTLY

THAT

What THE FUCK

DANTE DONT DESCRIBE IT LIKE THAT

out of everyone who couldve died in this canto he was one of the LAST ONES i expected. i thought he’d come back for revenge like ricardo or smt

welp

kani i hope ur happy with this outcome u didnt seem to like his boss fight🙂

The Pinky

I thought he was the thumb🤨🤨

i’m gonna act like i have a single idea of what this is

WEIS ALIVE!!!!!!!! WOOPEE!!!!!!!!

OMG ZILUS SAFE

did ryōshū just speak english or is that how they say minimalistic

Q Corp???? Is this Canto 9s Place?????

HES A PINKY????

pinky’s such a funny word how are these lot the really dangerous ones

ofc dante will

bc they are dante the great

and every time smt happens they do some life changing speech and bring them back

One Of Them Seeks To Walk The Path Of asura???

i heard this meant wrath and violence and HES LOOKING AT RYOSHU

On her never drawn sword.

Okay guys yk how lei heng said that if ryoshu wanted to win she couldve unsheathed that sword just how STRONG IS SHE

edit: ok maybe i interpreted it wrong it might just be more like a “????? why aren’t u unsheathing that sword??????? don’t u want to win???????” kinda like

Canto 9😁😁😁😁😁: hi

i feel like this happy ending for canto 8 is just some ominous bells type shit for whatever they’re gonna give us for canto 9 or maybe im just biased bc its ryoshu❌

i hope that he will enjoy the joys of kiting once more

the sinners sihoukettes are so recognisable

well only my favs

no i don’t wanna think about losing our family of 12

as Hong Lu

that’s so nice awwwww

PASS ON

WOOOOOO

Someone said this sounds like a yaoi opening

I HEAR IT

Are they even in the bus????

trmember when ppl thiught he’d distort

this is so????? happy?????? like i’m genuinely so happy for him he can finally be human

omg the mili songs called tian tian

WEI AND XICHUN ARE HERE TOO

DONQUI HEATH AND RODYA DRINKING

its alright!

i love the its alright part of the song

LIN DAIYUS HERE TOO

This was amazing ohbmy goodness

do we at least get a cutscene for the end or is it just.

is that a no..?🥺

what would demian even say to us if he was here

wait we do get one

WHAT MISSION DO WE HAVE NOW

is it taxes

WHAT ARE THEY TALKING AHOUT

ISHMAEL TOO?????

THEYRE TRAINING HER?????

oh this intervallo gonna be hilarious

SHE SAID THE THROW UO FOOD AGAIN LIKE IN THE INTERVALLO

FIN!

Bro i thought we said FIN!

It’s so Dark????

XUE BAOCHAI STAY SAFE?!????

WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT

what do u MEAN BY THAT