#enby humor

[badger-with-a-boa]

They/them pussy & dick are amongst the most powerful weapons of mass destruction

[spookietrex]

Being with another trans person (but just in general someone who respects your pronouns) is amazing. I'm AFAB and have a lot of trauma surrounding that. I identify as nonbinary and trans-masc sometimes but my pronouns are they/them. I get physically uncomfortable when called she/her. Sometimes he/him but usually I'm less grumpy about that if it fits my mood.

My wife was raised in the super respectful culture where one has to say "yes, ma'am" and "yes, sir". Well obviously those don't work for me so we had one she could just use all the time. We came up with a new one since I was using "Respected Person/RP" when I was working and it doesn't flow off the tongue easily. "Yes, creature."

Boom. Done. It's perfect for when I'm in enby mode and trans masc mode because I am obviously a creature in both modes and all the time.

Feel free to use it haha.

[sirlordevil]

"They? Like plural!?"

Yes, there are many of us and we are getting ready to storm your capital. We move as one, our minds are linked, our plans are flawless. You better hope to have a solid defense and pray to your gods for protection. That's your only chance for survival.

[rachelthesquid]

at home depot with my fave dykes and i think I’m funny 🏳️‍⚧️✨

[hellstreak]

got referred to as "Mr. They/Them Lady" because a person didnt know / couldn't tell over call and basically decided that at least one of them would be right

this is great 10/10

[vivi-616]

I wanna come back as a gecko in my next life. No thoughts. Head empty. Only know eat own shed, lick own eyeball, and scream 🦎

[blackplaaague]

The genders? Yeah, I know those. I'm aware of them. There's:

Monster high doll

Mad scientist

Clown, or jester or mime of some sort

creature made of mist that sits and listens

the loch ness monster

supervillain

superhero

librarian with a mysterious white streak in their hair

box of deer teeth

robot from outer space

[genderqueerdykes]

hilarious and gender affirming transmasc/transfem t4t couple moment: went to a smoke shop to look at weed accessories, cashier takes our IDs that have our deadnames and pre-transition photos on them, comes back and hands them to us correctly, but goes "oh my god, I'm so sorry, wrong ID's! I handed them back the wrong way!" my girlfriend instantly caught on but i had to stand there like ??? before leaning in and going "we're both transgender, you're fine." life is great, i love being trans, t4t love forever

[shititsarobyn]

POV: they’re healing their inner children by having a tea party ft Ashton coming in with the fire element shard thingy

From this screenshot

(Unblurred Ashton version)

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[lgbtqtext]

[rolaplayor101]

He's my girlfriend

~Lola Bunny and Daffy Duck at some point

[sketchdeath22]

[my-castles-crumbling]

Peak queer humor is answering questions that require you to pick from two options with “yes” or “no” because fuck the binary.

[thefrogginbullfish]

"Green"

PS the lucky beanie was a loan from aro and they do expect it back at some point.