#hal wrestling

[rillette]

Thinking about the gls (maybe during the time at the gl citadel??? minus the gross stuff) experiencing halloween, I think Arisia should get to dress up as a very fancy princess, John and Katma should do couple costumes, and Hal should be gl with a red wig. Salaak specifically does not get into it (gets told his costume is the best by everyone)

AWWWWWW, YEA!!!! kilowog would fucking love halloween i know this in my bones. gnort would also love halloween but this aint about him!! i think kilowog would dress up as like his favourite Space Baseball player i think kilowog would be a sports stats guy. u tune into the gl open radio channel to see what everyones up to and just hear kilowog talking about space batting averages or some shit

[scorchedhearth]

the only difference is that when hal or john are being stupid guy goes 'yeah that's my man!' which never fails to concern them and make them stop immediately because that's never a good thing to hear from guy. other exception is when it's a life or death situation im which case they will join the dumbassery

[softshuji]

Lay back and let you work? Pleasure? What kind of sparring is this?

-Rindou

Remember how when we met we joked about fighting and flirting? Its like that, lets just say someone will be pinned down, and you won't be hurt, at least not in any way you won't like. It'll feel good actually.

[gatorbites-imagines]

Gatorbites-imagines kinktober 2023

I can’t remember my stories from last year, so if any are similar its honestly a mistake, I cant be bothered to go back and check them all.

Like last year I can’t promise ill post consistently every day, but I’ll do my best to do so, or just getting all my prompts filled out.

I used a randomizer to put these together. Feel free to write any of these or use any of my prompts, if you do, please tag me, I’d love to read them.

Alec Lightwood + Praise Kink

Astarion Ancunin + Bloodplay

Michael Myers + Drugged and/or captured

Hal Jordan + Size difference

Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader + Uniform Kink

Clark Kent + Alien Biology

Mickey Milkovich + Wrestling and sparring

Simon “Ghost” Riley + Gun and/or Knifeplay

Roy Harper + Musk and/or Sweat

Miguel O'Hara + Aphrodisiacs

James Bucky Barnes + Choking and breathplay

Roronoa Zoro + Cumplay (snowballing, felching, etc)

Donquixote "Corazon" Rosinante + Bondage/Shibari

Conner Kent + Breeding and/or excessive cum

Stu Macher + Edging and/or milking

Jason Todd + Leather or Latex

Homelander/John Gillman + Cock warming

Steve Rogers + Title Kink (daddy, sir, etc)

Din Djarin + Markings (hickeys, bruises, tattoos, etc)

Guy Gardner + Semi-public or Exhibitionism

Ian Gallagher + Waxplay and/or temperature play

Steven Grant, Marc Spector and Jake Lockley + Omegaverse

Dick Grayson + Prostate massage/torture

Tyler Durden and Jack "The Narrator" + Masks and helmets

Aaron Davis + Reunion sex

Sanji Vinsmoke + Dry Humping and/or frottage

Bruce Wayne + cock cages

Mike Schmidt + Desperation

John “Soap” MacTavish + Muscle/Body worship

Tim Drake + Rimming

Boba Fett + Oral Fixation

[metalichotchoco]

Robots and their voices

Get ready because this is a long one ;]

A lot of the time characters are defined by their voices but with ai/ robotic characters this works overtime since it’s usually the only outlet into their emotions or character. They can get away with being an off screen presence since they typically aren’t psychical in nature. For all purposes in most cases they are nothing but their voice

Like with Hal, the only way we receive information about this character in visual mediums is his voice. It’s soothing like a lullaby, careful with even tones,smooth.Prideful in the sense of confidence not arrogance. You can hear his ego at being a perfect machine but it’s not boastful there’s no smirk when he says that. It’s how he views himself. You can imagine Hal with a soft smile for most of the movie, trying not to alarm staff. Only at the end does his voice get small, when he pauses for more time than normal as if to take a breath you cannot hear and that he does not need.

Edgar is loud and brash when feeling intense emotion which is a lot. He’s screechy and almost awkward in tonality. When he’s in a better mood he’s still peppy and small sounding. A sense of confusion is what a lot of lines read as but once he looks it up or figures it out, he’s much lower and monotone. With the Cinderella dialogue it sounds like he’s reading the information straight off the website he found it from.hes hot and cold he’s immature. A pest more than a true menace, due to his “newness” he doesn’t talk down to the humans in the movie but he’s underhanded and petty, craving love and attention and begging to be heard. A lot of the time you can hear his voice sort of breaking. It’s probably an audio issue from the time the movie was made, a filter over the actors voice but it works incredibly well for him.

Glados and her lines ooze sarcasm. She talks down to you more like you’re a nuisance she has to deal with than an equal in any sense (until potato glad but she’s almost a completely different character,not quite though) you can hear the exact moment she lies to you directly, diegectically it’s as if she needs to find a loophole to lie to your face so there’s a slight disconnect. Glados has a very singsong voice, her pronunciation going into higher and lower registers to express emotion rather than actually putting in actual anger or happiness into the monotone. It does a good job of selling this robotic lady who doesn’t view you with any sort of respect until she has to in the second game.

Whealtey by comparison is very non robotic in his voice or manner which makes sense since he’s a personality core and none of the standard robotic traits like objectivity, rationality, intelligence or indifference are present in him specifically on purpose. He’s anxious but optimistic, he rambles to sound like he knows what he’s talking about but it makes it even more apparent he has zero clue what he’s doing. You can immediately tell he’s incompetent at his job from the second you first really talk to him and it makes him all the more endearing.his power trip doesn’t exactly change that either, just attempts to self aggrandize, look and feel important. He sounds “confident” but he talks to the point where you realize just how insecure and unsure he is about anything. The British accent is also weirdly enough feeding into his fake intellectualism since Americans tend to view people with said accent as smarter even if they aren’t saying anything particularly smart.

The narrator is what you’d get if you crossed glados and Whealtey’s attitudes to character voice work but that’s reductive to him and the Stanley parable in general. The whole game is predicated on whether or not you listen to him/ mess with him. It’s an interactive story in the most basic of descriptions. The narrator is literally trying to talk you through a story and gets more distressed and annoyed as the player tries to exert and wrestle control from him. When you think of a narrator this type of voice comes to mind, a British masculine monotone that ebbs and flows with the story. This whole game is a meta narrative so it’s a very smart choice for this to be the case. There’s no robotic tone to his voice because that’s not the point, he’s basically the only real character in the game which makes him feel more human than the actual human we control who cannot speak, only act. He’s the one that makes us feel anything about the game. More the most part the narrator conveys a self assured calm tone, a blank canvas to react to the players weird actions.

Last for today is am and oh boy is he a doozy. Mr Ellison really does his creation justice on how powerful his performance can be. Am in the game and radio drama are actually sort of different characters but it makes sense since in the game he’s literally playing a game with the survivors whereas in the radio drama we get closer to the actual book. For a lot of these characters, the protagonists tend to be silent or reclusive but for am to still be as dominant of a presence with 5 other speaking roles is a testament to the type of character he is. For game am, he sounds almost like a car salesman. He talks down to the survivors, even very obviously flirting with them. You can imagine the mile wide grin on his face when he pulls something. But he’s not exactly desperate, more just like he’s playing a sick little game. Am does things that not even the most human sounding ais do, blowing raspberrys, coughing, laughing, crying. His cadence even makes it feel as if he’s breathing even though you cannot hear it. He’s very intense and visceral. He can go from relaxed and playful to manic and deranged so naturally and it’s what makes him so scary. This computer is far far too human. Everything he does also reminds you that he cannot move or breathe, he cannot scream or cry but it’s clear that he should. The reality of what he is looms over this performance. For as sad as he gets, no tears will flow.his chest will not move because he does not have one.

[oz00ms2]

"Absolutely not."

Clark pauses instinctually at the specific tone of Bruce's voice. It's the one Clark has labeled Bruce's "annoyed but can't process why" tone, typically reserved for when Hal or Oliver are *existing* too close to him.

"Everything ok in there?" Clark asks, even though "in there" is the living room just ahead of the kitchenette bar in Clark's apartment. The open floor plan allows front row seats to Bruce's slow glare development.

The left brow is a little lower than the right which means they've reached category 2 in Bruce's annoyance scale.

Uhoh

Currently the not-masked crusader is sitting on the couch, worn but clean cushions half swallowing the spine-straight posture like a cloud. Donning his typical all-black fashion which only ever makes his skin look like bleach bone peeking out from the darkness.

"Wifi." Bruce states, watching Clark with disapproval that probably has activated Dick Grayson to shudder somewhere.

"Ah." Clark replies, knowing exactly what the issue is.

He tries to will his ears to stop burning, convinced if he acts casual enough, pouring coffee out evenly between two mugs before him, that his body will obey. "In my defense ---" He tries, but there's really no defense for his password to be "Bruce Wayne is Batman" Still, he scrambles for anything. "You're really the only person who'd guess it."

Bruce's face reads *I better be* while taking the mug offered as Clark comes around the couch. Trying to remain cool and calm and kicking himself for not thinking about this before Bruce spent time in his home.

Part of him just assumed Batman has a hotspot hidden in his shoe sole at all times or something equally convoluted - the idea that Bruce would need his wifi felt too domestic for the man. Then again that Bruce Wayne is in his apartment at all while the sun is up - and not just skulking in the shadows of his fire escape as Batman, judging him for the growing collection of houseplants - felt surreal enough.

"Where's your router?" Bruce demands when Clark comes around, handing him the mug and settling in beside him on the couch. Allowing the broken-in cushions to support his body with a soft embrace.

The sudden shift of weight causes Bruce's stiff frame to overcompensate on soft cushions to keep coffee from spilling. Leaving him no choice but to fall against Clark's side.

"You're not changing it."

Too-blue of eyes glare over at him, affronted at being told what he can and cannot do.

"Your digital security is abysmal." There's the smallest gesture of surrender in the way Bruce allows this nearness, the shock of cold ever clinging to the man's body melding with Clark's warmth. It's a victory that leaves Clark's skin humming and Bruce avoiding his gaze as he wrestles with the urge to meddle everything around him.

"If you think that's bad, don't look at my work login." Clark pushes his luck to tease and, despite being the alien in the room, when Bruce goes tense with calculation it feels out of this world.

"I swear to God if it's: I'm Superman...."

Clark drinks his coffee very quickly in an attempt to hide the guilty flinch from Bruce.

It doesn't work...

"CLARK."

[comradekatara]

okay enough about zuko. time to make another malcolm in the middle post that will reach a niche of maybe two people if im lucky: i think that kavik and kalyaan’s parents are like hal and lois. it’s the only way to explain why these two extremely masculine guys who love wrestling and placing undue value on the sanctity of the nuclear family are in no way sexist and in fact both defer to the authority of extremely powerful women without question or indignation. despite being from the northern water tribe and having plenty of skills that are valued as masculine, kavik’s dream is to be healer. not to mention that he does not take any issue with his gay married colleagues. both these things of course being heavily stigmatized in the northern water tribe. so really their mother must be so fucking awesome and powerful. also this goes without saying, but kavik is malcolm and kalyaan is francis obviously. i guess that makes chaisee piama, which is especially funny to me. anyway send post

[butcherlarry]

Weekly Fic Recs 23

Turns out, traveling for work, and then breaking your toe when you get back home makes it hard to work out :( :( :(  I’m fine, just annoyed with myself.  I think I’m just going to rename these fic rec posts to “Weekly” instead of “Exercise” anyway.  I might also update the tags of the past ones as well to “weekly fic recs” so they are easier to search for.  If you want to see the bird pictures that I used to post at the end of these, just go over to my other blog to see some neat birds, balconybirds.  I posted some pictures from my birding adventures last week before I left for work travel, and there’s a really cool green heron I saw.  Those guys are so funky to watch with their weird alien necks.  Anyway, on to the fics!

Wrestle by SalParadiseLost  (Superbat if you squint and little Timkon, complete.  A batfam mermaid fic where Clark works in a mer habitat and brings Kon with him.  Shenanigans ensue, especially were Tim in involved.)

The Sit-Down by Ginerva_Benci  (Superbat, complete.  Clark deals with the work/personal/superhero life balance.  Bruce helps.)

savestate by TheResurrectionist  (Batlantern and a bit of Superbat, complete.  Bruce, Hal, and Clark are on a mission gone wrong, Clark is incapacitated, and they’re pretty sure they’re about to die.  Hal decides he wants to hit that (Bruce) before he dies.  Clark is Not Pleased.  Very funny!!)  

50 Shades of Bat by River9Noble  (Superbat, complete.  This was another funny one!  Clark doesn’t know Batman’s identity, and thinks Brucie is being abused by the amount of injuries he has.  Clark asks Batman to look into this.  Shenanigans ensue.)

Dad’s New Boyfriend by TheClamBeforetheStorm  (Twobats/Bruharvey, now complete!  A 5+1 fic of Bruce’s family coming to accept the fact that a reformed Harvey Dent is dating their dad.)

veracity by pomeloquat  (Superbat, complete.  Batman is captured by the bad guys and they give him a true serum so they can learn Superman’s weaknesses.  The end up learning waaaaaaaay more than that.  Very silly and fun to read!!)

Growing Up by birbteef, SalParadiseLost  (Superbat, complete.  Part of the Itty Bitty AU series.  Bruce has a handful of bitties (supernatural pets), with Dick being the oldest.  Dick is reaching the end of his lifespan, and Bruce is sad about it.  Don’t worry!  There is a happy ending!)

Where Bruce goes, Clark follows by Mawiish  (Superbat, complete.  Super fluffy, super sweet fic.  Bruce and Clark are getting ready to go to a party and Clark is nervous.  Bruce is there to support him 💖)

[endcant]

i am going to tell a story and it’s gonna be a bit all over the place because i haven’t even processed it yet but i need someone to know

earlier hal and i were snacking in the kitchen. he was eating oatmeal with dino sprinkles and i was eating popcorn.

as i stared into the popcorn bowl, i was like “remember when people found out bingus was facetuned?” and hal was like “who’s bingus?” so i had him look up bingus, and there were several different bingus edits in the results. hal began scrolling through them, i guess because he was trying to find one to kin. while doing so, i caught sight of a bingus with sunglasses, and i pointed at it and was like “what are they trying to hide?”

when hal clicked on sunglasses bingus to zoom in, he quietly went “ugh… people think sunglasses are cool…” under his breath, in the most derisive tone i’ve ever heard him take. and this is legal name dirk strider hal, my good friend and roommate who wears sunglasses anytime he’s in public hal.

so i was like “who are you and what have you done with hal?” to which he immediately crumpled cataplectically with laughter. i attempted to catch him under the arms, so as to prevent him from hitting the kitchen counter.

while i was still struggling to support his weight, he apparently remembered that his bowl of dino oatmeal was on the counter, and with me still holding him up, he grabbed the spoon and started spooning oatmeal into his mouth. to which i began trying to wrestle the oatmeal away from him (while still supporting his weight) because i think if he collapsed while eating oatmeal he’d be fairly likely to choke (esp considering the rice thing)

i didn’t succeed in getting him away from the oatmeal, but eventually he got his feet under him and could stand again, so there wasn’t any point to stopping him from consuming more oatmeal. so i returned to the subject of whether or not he, dirk halexander strider, had been replaced. i clicked on a ninja bingus with a sword and was like “remember swords? you used to love swords”

he immediately crumpled again, this time forward against the counter, and started coughing into my popcorn bowl

[locution-youngster-enjoyer]

One headcanon for pretty much every wordgirl villain

Amazing Rope Guy's birthday is April 1st

The reason BLHG has a.. big left hand is because he has the condition Hemihyperplasia (which from what i've seen causes a part of a person's body to be larger than the other. Pls correct me if this is wrong, i am not familiar with the condition)

Brent is multilingual (since Chuck is his half brother, Brent's father spoke spanish, which inspired Brent to learn more languages)

Captain Tangent binge watches pirate movies in his spare time (E.g: Peter Pan, Treasure Island, Pirates of the Caribbean, etc)

Chuck has a video game collection that he's very proud of. It's full of older, retro games, and he also owns all the consoles to go with them.

Glen owns a body pillow, im not specifying of who. That's up for interpretation.

You know how Dr Two Brains is based on the myth that mice like cheese? In reality, mice prefer grains and berries. I'd think it would be funny if in a situation where he was forced to exclusively eat berries and grains, it'd make him ill (similar to how cheese really affects mice).

Eileen's last name is 'Rucker,' which is a German last name meaning 'thief' or 'Greedy'

Maria and Eileen are the absolute bestest of friends, with Eileen treating Maria like a little pet.

Granny May used to do ballet when she was younger, which gave her some of the agility she now has.

I couldn't think of a headcanon for Guy Rich specifically, but his brother's name is Duke.

Hal and Granny May went to the same school when they were young. They do not like each other at all.

Invisi-bill is simultaneously the worst and the best at playing Hide and Seek. He can just go invisible to hide, but is usually way too fidgety to stay in one spot permanently.

Lady Redundant Woman is a heavy sleeper. She also snores really loudly

Leslie is actually a mixed martial artist, but generally prefers Karate

Miss Power is fully capable of blinking, but is also capable of licking her eyeballs just to freak people out. She thinks its funny

Mr Big is really fond of 80s music because it reminds him of his band

Ms Question didn't realize this immediately about her powers, but she can produce electricity. If you touch her bare skin, she can accidentally shock both you and her. She can also stick magnets to herself.

Nocan.... ok im gonna be completely honest, i can't think of anything for this guy.

Reason and Rhyme have a secret handshake. Rhyme is the one who made it, and Reason messes it up everytime they try to do it

Royal Dandy calls Dave dad :) (but in a british way so probably something stupid(/j) like papa)

Seymour is insanely good at poker. He's perfectly capable of playing any version of it, but he's also really good at cheating at it. He hides cards in his sleeve and in his shirt and then swaps them out for whatever hand he has.

While it's not obvious, the Butcher likes jewelry. He doesn't wear it much, but you'll always find a ring or two and earrings in his house. (Reginald x Butcher shippers, do with this as you will)

The Coach was actually a highly successful man before trying to trick the Whammer. Most people don't realize that he went to really prestigious schools when he was younger.

The Learnerer's real name is Alfred, in reference to his voice actor

The Whammer was an actual pro-wrestler at one point, but was forced to stop because 'whams' aren't a legal move in the wrestling world.

Timmy Tim-Bo is the Coach's nephew

Tobey will play little puzzle games when not building robots (Crossword, Sudoku, etc)

Victoria Best tries to sneak into the villain convention, but usually gets caught pretty quickly.

[rillette]

HI SOUP I MADE. I MADE AN AU (AM MAKING AN AU?) ANYWAY IT'S MARVEL AND DC MIXED TOGETHER.

It's kinda no-capes. Powers aren't exactly there but ya know. Anyway it's a wrestling au. And. And hal and Barry are in a tag team. What do you think their name as a group should be ? I was thinking "cherry sours" but idk. You're cool at this stuff. I need to figure out like. Uh. Separate names for them too but ya know

hi mashall!!! ooooooo thats such a fun au idea!!! hal and barry tag team names...... hmmmmm....... stoplights, the crash test dummies, lightspeed..... thats about all i can muster up for the moment 🫡

[parasiteking]

RANTSONASTUCK

Doc Scratch does Mr Beast Squidgame 5 days a week

Terezi does legal videos. She's dating Vriska and drama came out of that but people liked Terezi so much they just let it slide

Aranea [blank] explained, Tumblr drama

Vriska does callout posts, starts shit, lies about other people. People hate Vriska. Doxxes people in her videos.

Gamzee does Slime ASMR.

Rose does fic reviews & witch discourse

Calliope and Caliborn share a channel (Yuri Review, Yaoi Review.) They keep unlisting eachother's videos. Popular because viewers think its a ARG (its not)

Aradia ask a mortician, collabs with Dave (arcade craniacs) on halloween and everyone is confused

Feferi is fishtuber with rantsona sprites who makes a video on Seaworld twice a year

Jane baking reviews, bad book reviews, gets into discourse for having billionare mom

Tavros makes videos on like. Peta n shit. Pokemon nuzlockes.

Jake does shitty movie reviews. Makes videos on selfshipping discourse. Turns into eboy thrist tiktoker after breaking up with Dirk. Sometimes Minecraft Youtuber.

Karkat twitter discourse explained for tumblr users, book rants, movie rants, makes apology video once every 3 months

Roxy makes the stock image animation videos. Made go kitty go. Doesn't use her rantsona anymore after she went to rehab.

Kankri defends SJWs but like in the worst way possible. has beef with Dirk.

Hal makes shitty unfinished ARGs, shits on Dirk, subscribers are bots, probably rants about a movie twice a year

Dirk makes videos about Brony drama and anime reviews. MLP Hypnosis

Porrim makes videos about feminism. Alot of people found her after Kankri made avideo on her and people were like "actually Porrim was right"

Kanaya makes videos on closed species, fashion blogging, celebrity fashion analysis

Dave makes like. newground animation review, shitty webcomic reviews, gets a genshin sponsership once but the videodoes so fucking bad he never gets it again.

Jade is a furry with a gun.

Nepeta does ship war videos and ship analysis videos. Does like, opposite of cringe comps where she shows the "cringy" video then is positive about it.

Eridan defends Harry Potter, make cringe comp reaction videos. Calls out "forced diversity"

John makes movie reviews. Point & Click games. Magic tricks. Danny Gonzalez collab

Sollux does coding tutorials, gets subscribers aafter he collabs with Roxy on a video about Yandere Simulator's code and people dig and find his channel

Equius makes videos about like. Body builder drama. Collabs with Nepeta to talk about Wrestling RPF.

[petty-crush]

“Iron Claw” (2023)

-This film’s strengths lie in two areas irresistible to me; the ballad of macho tears let loose and invigorating ensemble acting

-the legendary wrestling family, the Von Erich’s, is spotlighted in this very new Hollywood type film

+it is somewhat sloppy, somewhat rambling, but contains great moments of emotional power that sneak up on you and makes you desperately interested in watching it again

-think “Shampoo” or “Last Detail”. Actually there is a very Hal Ashby type vibe to this film. Which is awesome

-actor Zac Efron is really moving(as Kevin von Erich), the entire film he so desperately wants to emotionally unload and escape, and when he reaches the end of this film it is utterly disarming

-before that, a moment of true joy happens when the brothers get together in the ring, and the grin on my face as (the band) Rush is needle dropped into this film was truly as big as the state of Texas

-there is a considerable dark undercurrent to Kerry Von Erich, and actor Jeremey Allen White uses his sad puppy dog eyes and longing pauses to dive deep

-for me, one of the best, most tender moments happens between Kevin and David Von Erich (Harris Dickinson) at the former’s wedding. They share a sweet bond, about the brutality of their father, the championship belt, and the strain of the wrestler’s life.

+it’s moments like this that unspool our emotions to let the following scenes really have their impact

-the intent with the wrestling scenes is to make them sweaty, up close, full of pain when you least expect it. No matter now predetermined the results, the body keeps the score

-“live that way forever” (made especially for this film) by Richard Reed & Little Scream is a solid entry in the film songs catalogue. It perfectly captures the music that will be unheard in a person’s heart

-said song is glued to Mike Von Erich (Stanley Simons) who seems to take the brunt of his father’s crushing disapproval (and he has quite a bit to go around)

-the iron claw in question is not just a finishing move but an apt description of the hold the dad has over the whole family and their nerves

-full credit to Holy McCallany, he never shrinks from showcasing father Fritz Von Erich’s ugly side while making it clearly possible to see how such a human being could become so self damaged and bitter

-possibly the best shot in the entire film is where all the boys and the dad are in the ring, and the camera very slowly zooms in from the rafters.

+The father is detailing all his plans for his kids, and since the camera is one shot, we see all the boys reaction in real time in same frame, the gravity weighing down on their souls as each gets their own verbal dead end contract

-in years to come this will definitely be a film people bond to, despite the heavy tragedy, because what each actor brings to the group, representing a different feeling

-there is poetry in the final scene, a delicate balance that erupts in full power, even if it only ripples to the surface

-what I love about it is how the kids factor in, with their own kid logic.

-a man sees his children playing together, he can’t help but cry. As his children check in, he apologies for shedding tears, echoing what his emotionally illiterate father taught him. The child chimes back “what are you talking about? We cry all the time!”

Somewhat startled, the man lets the children know how he misses his brothers. And then, perfectly delivered, “that’s ok, dad. We’ll be your brothers now”

What a moment. What a force of exhale, the body removes a piece of glass and then it starts to heal (metaphorically).

And then they play catch.

-I really loved this film. I want to watch it again. I accept its flaws, like I accept the characters, because they are not their mistakes. Not a dealbreaker. They live, and that’s more than enough. From now to Forever.

[vodrae]

This is Thanksgiving in Wayne Manor, well, a day chosen when everybody is available.

As requested by Dick years ago, who took example on Roy's demand back in their Teen Titans days, the redhead who's been raised by Natives-Americans, was always uncomfortable around this period. He never knew where to put himself. He's looking like the Irshiest Irish of all time but it's far away from his culture.

On this day of june, Wayne Manor is celebrating I Love My Falmily And Eating For 5 Party.

Everybody is here, it's starded with Bruce, Alfred, the children, legal, emotional and biological

Then Jasons asked if Artemis and Bizarro could come, because they were alone with nothing to do.

Of course !

Then Damian talked like a sim to ask for Talia, Respawn and Mara.

They're already on their way chum.

...Can Rachel and Jon come too ?

When Tim's approched him, Bruce just called everybody in the Justice League, Young Justice and Titans.

For the first time, the manor seems...Small. They put several large tables together in the garden.

Quickly after they cut the turkey, everybody is walking with his plates, hanging out in trees, in the waterpool, in the air. Hawkgirl is unable to stay STILL.

"THEY DON'T KNOW ME SON ! THEY DON'T KNOW ME SON !" Says calmy Harley as she tried to push Diana into the pool.

Stephanie, Tim, Bernard, Cassie and Bart have constant bi panic.

Titus, Ace, Murder King and Krypto are being good boys.

The Martians are the furthest possible from the barbecue.

A push ups contest is ongoing between Donna and Artemis to know who's having the best bird between Dick and Jason, the two boys are at 200 hundreds for now. Kori next them is at 600 but "She doesn't even play !" As the Robins say.

Duke is talking about power control with Raven and he's actually REALLY happy having someone understanding him.

"Miss Kyle, the party is this way." Says Alfred, who just popped behind Selina.

"Sorry, i'm lost, this manor is so big!" She says, in Bruce human size secret safe layer 5.

Barbara, Helena, Ivy and Dinah have the karaoke session of their life.

Ollie and Hal are teenagers again with the outdoor shooting simulation.

Meanwhile, Damian, Mara, Respawn and Rose are all pushing the hardest on Jon's arm in a arm wrestling contest.

Next to them, Kon is screaming "AGAIN ! AGAIN ! AGAIN !" When Cass is beating him "It's the technique." she says with butterfly eyes

All under the amused eyes of Clark, Lois and Talia.

Meanwhile Bruce is crying, not of joy, but for his draining system. Waterpool, bathtubs, showers...They will all spend the night...AND TAKE A SHOWER WITH THEIR LONG HAIR. DID YOU SEE ARTEMIS AND KORI ?

AND SOMEONE TOUCHED THE THERMOSTAT !

(I wanted to do this joke, but you know. Stream of consciouness)

[insomniac-jay]

Shit Lilith has said over comms: a compilation part 2

"If Superman is powered by the sun, he should technically be almost naked to maximize his solar intake. Yes I have thought about this for a long time."

"You guys have to see the shit criminals send each other in their group chats."

"Talk dirty to me."

"Jason, tell Oracle to stop cheating in 5D chess with multiversal time travel."

"Have you seen my dad? He's the king of 300 IQ manipulation tactics."

"*bass boosted Hey, Mickey by Baby Tate playing in the bg* If I don't answer you, it's either because I'm lazy or listening to a call with some real hot tea. Please leave your message after the tone."

"Please say I can dox your principal, Mathew. It's something that's been on my bucket list for so long."

"I watch professional wrestling for the plot. The plot being the hot people of course."

*when it's too quiet* "Sound off if anyone wants me to leak their Discord chats."

"That's it. I'm taking Internet and router privileges from this guy."

"We're gonna talk about this later, Eddie."

"Transition could've saved Hal Jordan."

"Hey, Kyle, guess what? I found your old Deviantart page."

"Looks like Irish_Laddie_43 was a big fan of Digimon."

"You'd be surprised at the amount of rogues that date civilians. I have whole files dedicated to some of my favorites."

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