#he was an absolute gremlin

[starrykitty013]

Baby Tim era was really a moment, he was an absolute gremlin

[randomfingthings]

[thisiswhereikeepdcthings]

Bruce, not ready to wake up: Just five more…

Tim, bored, irritated, and sensing an opportunity to sow the seeds of chaos:

Tim: *races into the kitchen*

Tim: You guys will never believe what Bruce just said!

Damian: Well?

Duke: What did he say?

Steph: You can’t leave us hanging like that.

Tim: He said five MORE.

*collective gasp*

Steph: I had better not be one of those five.

Damian: Why does Father get to adopt five more children and I can not adopt five more cats? Cats are much easier to care for than people.

Tim, shrugging: I’m sure he’d be fine with it.

[steddieonbigboy]

Abnormal Behaviours

written for @steddiemicrofic march prompt ‘pin’ wc: 388 | rated: T | cw: none | read on ao3

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"What's a three letter word for badge?"

They're sat at the kitchen table, drinking coffee in the late morning light, and enjoying a rare day off together when Steve interrupts the Dio tape Eddie has playing over on the counter. It takes Eddie a moment to remember how to form words before he can offer a response to the crossword clue Steve has just thrown at him.

"Uhh pin?"

"Yeah that works, so what about 'not you'?"

"Me?"

"Sure, yep," Steve scratches his nose as he scans the newspaper, "Okay how about 'opposed to' for seven letters?"

"Against?"

"And, um, 1979 album by Pink Floyd?"

"The Wall? Hey, wait a second," Eddie grabs the puzzle pages from Steve's hands and stares at the blank sheet before looking up with a laugh, "You little shit!"

"C'mon Ed's," Steve grins unrepentant, "When have I ever willingly done a crossword? And to answer your question, yes. Yes, I will pin you against the wall."

"Did you seriously make fake crossword clues to get me to ask you that?"

"Robin helped."

"Robin help- well of course she did, neither of you can function without the other."

"Yeah, we're like guinea pigs."

"Stevie, baby," Eddie pinches his nose before taking a deep breath, "I'm not even going to dignify that with a response."

"What? It's true! They get lonely without a friend," Steve sits up straight from where he's been slouching against the kitchen table, "And one of the books we read said that they can 'develop abnormal behaviours' if left alone and that's us!"

"Okay, two things. One, why have you read multiple books about guinea pigs? And two, why have you read multiple books about guinea pigs?"

"Oh, so it's fine for you to read multiple books on random subjects," Steve pouts, "But when I do it, it's weird?"

"It is when the subject matter is guinea pigs!"

"Me and Robin were thinking about getting one," Steve shrugs, "So, we were being responsible pet owners and doing some research first, and now we know that we have to get two!"

"Look, not that I don't love the idea or anything, but can we please get back to you pinning me against the wall?"

"Nope. In fact, I think we should go pick Robin up and go to the pet store instead."

[asleepinawell]

not out of zodiark jail even five minutes and he’s already dragging him

[tanglepelt]

Dc x dp idea 125

Nasty burger explosion happens. Vlad gets custody.

Instead of basement time with the whole ripping out Danny’s ghost side. Vlad decided it was the perfect time to get the perfect son. What better way then to de age him and start all over.

The de again didn’t go as smoothly as Vlad had hoped. Instead of a baby Vlad got a 5 year old. So vlad sets off to make a device to wipe memories away.

Now when Danny was stuck in a toddler body in toddler jail. He did the only rational thing he could. Made a wish. A wish to be safe.

He didn’t expect it to actually come true. He didn’t sense Desiree. damn the fruitloop and his crudy cuffs blocking his powers. Danny poofed away from the fruitloop.

He appeared right in the arms of *insert dc character here*

Which nope. Not happening. That genie always twisted wishes. The only good thing was that the person he was with got the cuffs off. The minute they were gone he noped off.

Now the dc character has a toddler to find.

[uninformedartist]

I need a plush of him like this 🤣, the wee leggies and arms and just that expression 🤣🤣 nah top tier Cesare behavior.

[squidkid15]

POV you just found out where the ARK's stash of junk food has been mysteriously disappearing to and it's because your little project learned to TELEPORT into the cupboard and he's being a right smug little SHIT about it

[sunshinegat0r]

Where is THIS Zoro in OPLA?

[aizeuna]

2AM Sugawara doodle

Why does any shade of lighter blue suit him so much??

What a gremlin honestly.

[saayatsumu]

yeehaw if you think epel is a gremlin

[alk3nnybansheez]

they are so different yet so alike. same character, different fonts. that's what they are to me.

[frnkiebby]

DIY FUCKERS~🎃

(vid link under break)

[mcmuppet]

"now i see oscar's crotch" lando be SO fkn for real rn

[18catsreading]

Jaysohn: that's Lukas

Tula: oh

Lukas: [congested] mint, mama! I had mint and I need it to live!

Tula: oh, uh

Aabria: full meltdown

Tula: hi, are you Lukas?

Lukas: it's the bosses of me! Hi.

Tula: the what?

Lukas: they're the bosses of me

Jaysohn: I'm not your boss

Tula: Jaysohn

Jaysohn: I don't --

Tula: why is Lukas telling me that you're the boss of him?

Lila: we gave him back!

Tula: what do you mean --

Jaysohn: we gave him back to Education.

Tula: you gave him back?

Lukas: they gave me back, but my allegiance remains with Jaysohn and Lila.

Tula: is your nose stuffy?

Lukas: yeah

Tula: come here come here come here [Brennan:] I'm going to lay on hands five points to cure a disease, and I'm just gonna blow into one of his nostrils.

Aabria: yea!

Rashawn: oh!

Brennan: just [pwah] just catch a bunch of snot.

All: noises of general disgust

Aabria: Amazing! A snot rocket like, scatters across the ground.

All: more noises of disgust and dismay

Tula: oh, there you go sweetie.

Lukas: [not congested!] Oh my God! Mom! That lady's mouth is mint! Hi

Tula: hi

Lukas: I pledge my allegiance to your family forever!

Tula: oh that's very --

Jaysohn: yeah, you gotta stop giving yourself away, it's weird.

Lukas: breathes in and out deeply

Jaysohn: but you can be our friend

[apollos-boyfriend]

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