#he'll jusy

[sugurus-rightnipple]

ace with an oral fixation grr

his obsession with having something in his mouth at all times, chewing his fingernails, the string of his hat.. literally anything just to keep his mouth occupied.

[hms-incorrect-quotes]

Mind: Soul has no survival skills, his need to win has replaced him.

Heart: That can't be true!

Mind: Watch this.

Mind: Hey Soul, race you to the bottom of the stairs!

Soul: *Throws himself out a window*

[coldbycrossfade]

if astarion doesnt fuck my little insane tiefling bard YESTERDAY im going to be SO CROSS

[annabanana2203]

I hate when I post and it immediately starts getting more notes on GWA than on GWASapphic bc I KNOW I did something to appeal to men 😭😭 ugh I'm so tired.

Omg another point rn. It makes me sick when I get comments from guys being like "oh I didn't see that it was F4F and clicked off when I heard 'good girl'" just bc of the fucking Privilage and comfort they have to just click on a mommy audio and be able to assume it's for them. I'm respectful abt it in the comments but it makes me fucking angry being the minority in nsfw spaces I'm so TIRED

Gonna pass out with my 3 foot stuffy. See yall tomorrow, I work again 😢 blehh. Also I know I can count on my regular commenters though to cheer me up 🥰 I love women sm

[cxsmikaiyo]

I stayed exactly one week at my first ever job then I quit, now it's been almost 4 months into my second job and I already want to quit again... I'm so fucking bored.

[timewillpasssoon]

hiii can you write a joost x female reader angst? they argue, he yells/says some mean stuff but it ends in fluff? 🫶

HOW COULD YOU?

pairing . Joost Klein x fem!reader

content . angst, the dutch in this is from google translate so if its bad lmk, mentions of yelling, insults, stress, alcohol, eurovision disqualification, fluff at the end

summary . when joost urges you to leave the house on a cold night, he starts to regret not opening up to you in the first place.

word count . 1.2k words , 6.5k characters

author's note . quick question, are y'all interested in nsfw? just wondering, if so send some ask.

You and Joost stood in the middle of the living room, tension crackling in the air, geting thicker and thicker as time passes by. His words cut through you like a knife, each one sharper than the last. For the past hour you've been trying to get Joost to eat and open up.. He would turn away and say he's not hungry. He'll say he's not hurting. He lies through his teeth, he was hungry and in pain, desperate need of help. So why doesn't he want it You? You tried to get him to open up to you, but you just couldn't. Everytime an attempt was made, he would slightly raise his voice.

Then finally, he yelled, his voice rising in frustration. Your eyes welled up with tears as you tried to hold back your own anger. "I'm your girlfriend, liefde! I'm here when you need someone to lean on!" You wanted to scream it out, yet it came out as a whisper, your voice cracking with emotion. He scoffed, his anger still beneath the surface.

"Well I don't need you! I am perfectly fine, there is nothing we need to talk about!"

"Can you atleast eat!?"

"For crying out loud I'm not hungry! Just stop being such a bitch."

The argument escalated, each word a dagger aimed at your heart. Joost's voice echoed off the walls, the last word hanging on your brain.

"You just don't get it, do you?" You looked at him in the eyes, rage and empathy were the only two things you could feel. "You clearly are in pain because of the disqualification! Just talk to me- we've been dating for 2 years, for crying out loud! Yet you still can't tell me your problems? Wat een man ben jij." (What a man you are.)

"You can't keep pretending like everything's okay when it's not!" Tears stung your eyes as you struggled to find what words to say.

"I thought we could work through this together." You uttered out, your voice trembling. Joost shook his head. "I don't know if we can," he admitted. He looked down, slowly then turning to the front door. "You should go."

You shake your head, words can't come out your mouth. Your tongue is tied together and you don't know if you can untie it. "Joost- please."

"I said get out. Ik wil je niet zien." (I don't want to see you.)

Your heart was throbbing so fast it felt louder than him,.Joost is staring at the front door then turns to you, red puffy eyes with baby tears coming out from both eyes. His blonde hair was a mess. It was covering most of his eyes but you can still see the pain in them.

"Prima." (Fine.) You take big steps yet they feel like your still miles away from your destination. You go to open the front door, "I hope you come to your senses."

Those were the last words he heard from you. Before you walked out. It's been two hours since you left his house...

and frankly, he's scared. He kicked you out in the middle of the night. It was eight pm when he demanded you to leave and with each second goes by, its past ten.

He calls you, he leaves voicemails, texts messages.

Still nothing. Checked social media and there was still nada.

God he felt awful, the worst boyfriend in the world. All of this happened because he didn't want to cry in your arms. He really did want to let loose, reveal that everything is not okay.

Yet he couldn't.

He didn't want to burden you with his problems anymore. Joost felt like he had too much baggage no one wanted to hear. He thought that everyone wants his happy-go-lucky side. You jusy wanted his true self. The Joost that is willing to tell you his feelings.

He decided to call one of your friends that happened to live by the neighborhood.

"Hello?"

"Is reader with you?"

The other line was quite crispy, Joost can hear a tv in the background, sounded like laughter in the back, maybe a comedy.

"No, why? Is everything alright?"

Joost sighed, fidgeting with a stand of hair. "No, me and her got into a fight and I made her leave- I haven't heard from her!" He exclaimed.

"Woah, woah, deep breaths." The friend on the line said, "Don't you have her location? Check if she's near the area, I'll stay on the line while you do that."

Joost quickly checked his phone to see if you turned off your location. You didn't, you forgot to. "She's in the nearest bar!" The friend hummed. "Go to her, she only drinks when she's stressed the hell out."

"Thank you so much," Joost happened to be crying again, quickly grabbing his keys and jacket. "No problem, get get her." The friend hung up on him as he raced to your location, being around eight minutes away if he ran the whole way.

He bolted as fast as he could, petrified about your safety. Where if you're black out drunk or not.

Pacing to the bar, precious seconds going by, he finally made it. it was one of the least popular bars near so there wasn't any hassle to get in. As he walked inside, he saw a women with the same color hair as you. Your head down on the table with around two shot glasses, there was three more earlier, the bartender just took them.

He sped-walked towards you, careful and still just incase you were still mad at him. He tapped you on your shoulder, but you didn't raise your head up.

"Ik heb een vriendje." (I have a boyfriend.) Was all you said. "I know." Joost calmly answered, his accent triggered you to lift your head up.

"Joost?" He nodded as he sat down next to you, his hand reaching for yours. You didn't push away his hand, as much as you wanted to, you knew he was in pain.

"Why are you here?" You softly say. You'll like to say you ignored him but you couldn't. You were certainly mad at him, but he had his reasons of sheltering himself away. So you listened instead of scolding.

"Reader, I'm so sorry- I didn't want to bother you with my problems. I feel like I just have too much going on for you to care." You felt destroyed at the thought of Joost think you don't care for him. Joost was rubbing circles on your palms.

He continued, "Can we go home, I would rather we talk there."

You smile at the chance of him opening up. You immediately say yes, standing up to leave. All your drinks were already paid for.

As the quiet, yet comfortable, walk back home he held you tight. Clinging onto your left arm for dear life. He still felt guilty for leaving you.

All alone in the streets. You told him it wasn't a big deal, that you could protect yourself. Yet the feeling guilt was still there, on his tongue. The taste was horrid.

Joost unlocked the door, letting you step inside first before closing the door behind him. That's where you engulfed him in a huge hug. Tears coming back for the fourth time.

That night ended with a deep conversation, with cuddles on the couch along with some ice cream half way eaten.

"I appreciate you having the courage to tell me all this."

You muttered your sentence out, about to knock out cold, your body longed for sleep but you kept awake for a bit while.

"I should thank you."

He smiled, tugging you closer to him. You can feel his hot breath breezing though the right side of your neck.

The warmth of each other's bodies made you two warm. You still weren't ready to give up on him.

You'll never give up on him.

LETSGOO FINISHED THIS IN 3 HOURS!! part 2 of let me think... is in the works don't worry, i have two other requests on the way as well.

im okay with nsfw requests, even if its a bit spicy or all the way. check out my other account!!

[jakesangel]

dating college jake ꣑୧ - requested

𝜗𝜚 dating college jake means him going to your dorm everyday after class no matter how his schedule is or his studies goes. he would never give up on spending time with you, even whne his owns friends would make gargling noises in the back or calling him a simp. even if you aren't in the same dorm, or has to use the bus to get to yours, he will still go with you.

ah come on jake, you're always with her. your hear his friends whine to him as you see him jogging to you, sorry guys i gotta bring my girl home, he talk-yells since he is going further away from them. finally, in front of you, he greets you with a deep kiss as he holds your cheek. even if you enjoy the moment, you can still hear the playful gags in the background, but jake couslnt care less, put a hand in the back of your pocket and walks you to your dorm.

𝜗𝜚 he will make such a good impression to your friends. the perfect soft boyfriends, not shying away from showering you with affections or helping you n your friends with studies. they will all be jealous but support the both of you. and because of his looks and kind nature, you guys will be the it couple. everyone will know about you guys, even people u never heard of.

𝜗𝜚 jake isn't much of a party kind of guy, but college pressure needs to be cooled down with parties. he'll stay with you all the time and won't drink so you can have fun. even if you'd rather stay with your friends, he'll stay sober and keeps an eye on you, making sure of your safety. he'll never leave the party without knowing your safe. if any man come close to you or your friends with bad intentions, he will come to you and protect you, not minding causing a scenes if that means your safety is at sake.

𝜗𝜚 studies sessions together ᵎ they would often leads to make out but he swear he wants to help you at first. he will also cheer you up the best he can when you're stressed about school or your job if you're juggling between those two. he would come often to your work place, and support you there.

come baby, you've got this. he says softly to cheer you up. you've tried really hard to learn the definitions but as you don't understand, nothing seems to stay in your brain. but with the help of your lovely boyfriend and his kisses, it's easy to stay motivated. superposition is a term to ... ? he starts, hintinf you to finishbtbr definition, describe an object... as a combination of multiple possible states at the same time ? you answer, expecting to be wrong again. but to your surprise, jake smiles widely, showing you his teeth before jumping on the chair. that made a loud noise in the library but he didn't care, yeah ! you did it my love ! he says before kissing you.

𝜗𝜚 he will lowkey live in ur dorm, or you in his, you having a dormate or not. because looong cuddle sessions in your or his dorm after the exams sessions is a must. but also sleeping wiht you at night, the days you dont have classes together helps him have his shit together.

lemme stay the night, he whines, baby please. he gives you his puppy eyes + pout combo right in front of your dorm door for every girl passing by to see. he knows you love his pouty self and will give in but you surely hate more other girls seeing him like this, so he shamelessly whines loud and clear to gain everyone's attention. i miss you too much baby, he says coming closer to you, please ? you notice a little smirk of his, him confident yiu will let him in. jake, you spent everyday of this week in my doorm, what is my roomate gonna say ? everyone in the hallway laugh at the svenery, happening way to often. they all know you will give in, n are jusy wqiting for you to open your door. so you care more about your roommate than me ? his fake pout gets bigger along his voice. what ? no ? i didn't say that ! you hear the laugh in the background and you know you lost. once again. so you sigh as you open him your dorm. he walk past you, grining after kissing your temple.

𝜗𝜚 school break would also be with him, either him going with your family in vacation, or you with his, he needs his pretty girl in order to rest. it could also just be the two of you, camping or in his apartment, a healing vacation filled with cuddling, laugher and kisses.

note : i feel like this is so short >.< but tbh college is more about studying than anything else ... i hope you like it anon <3

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[nor-4]

Can you plz plz write a smut where Mike takes readers virginity and they are kind of innocent maybe daddy kink?

Don't usually write smut cause im bad at it but ill try my best

Pairings - Mike Schmidt x Virgin! Reader

Warnings - Just whole porn, daddy kink, size difference, f receiving.

You often thinks that there's is a right time for everything, but hearing your friends about their sex life makes you feel jealous.

They did had a lot of experience with their past exes while you.. You just stayed that pure and innocent woman.

"Don't be scared baby, I'll take care of you..." Mike coos as he slowly pulling down your pajamas so he wouldn't scare you that much.

You tried to put your legs together as mike is fast enough to pull it wide open. Seeing the image of your clothed folds makes his mouth water on sight.

As you were silently covering your face out of embarrassment a sudden moan slipped your plump lips as mike did his job, "Does this feels good?" he asked as he is looking up to you for an answer.

"mhhmm mm.." that's the only thing that comes out of you due to the pleasure you are feeling right now, "Use your words baby. Or i will stop this, you wouldn't want that." Mike teasingly said as he pulled away.

He unbuckled his belt pulling down his past same as his boxers while you are waiting patiently still covering your face. His cock lightly slapped his stomach at makes you even more embarrassed staring at it.

"Don't cover your face pretty girl." Mike said as he is slowly tracing his cock on your entrance, he informed you that he's about to thrust it in as he was holding your hands for support.

A tears fell on your eyes you were biting your lip to contain your moans as his tip intered you it feels full for you even though he haven't put everything.

"Fuckk.. You're so tight." Mike moaned as he throw his head up as he pushed his length into you as you closed your eyes shut from the pleasure.

He let you adjust to his length as he is rubbing your stomach, you tapped him for confirmation that you want him to move.

He leaned for a kiss as he slowly thrust into you, his hands traveled to your breast as he played with your nipples making your mouth open giving him another access to enter his tongue on your mouth.

As he his thrust became fast you are starting to be more sensitive than you are, he's holding your waist. The temperature is starting to rise your vision is starting to go blurry, you play with your breast as you locked eyes with him due to your adrenaline.

He loves this side of you so he'll take advantage of this, "Tell me darling does this feels good?" Mike said as his hands trailed on your throat.

"Mhmm.. Yess." You said hardly as your moan always took over your words, "Yes what?" mike asked once again as he stopped after thrusting deep inside you.

"Yess daddy.." you responded as embarrassment took over you again, "that's it.." mike remarked as he put your legs to his shoulder thrusting deep inside you.

A warm feeling started taking over your sensitive spot, it feels tingly. "I'm feeling weird mike.." You whispered to him as you look up with teary eyes, "You are about to cum baby.. Hold it a little longer" Mike said as his thrust is starting to be rough, it's too much for you. You're sensitive and moaning mess.

"Cum for me babyy.. You did so well." He praises as you cum on his cock after a while he cumed in your stomach, everything is jusy too precious for mike. The only thing he did is hug you as he praises on how good of a girl you are for him.

The day ended with him giving a full princess treatment, he is just a beat up worker so how could you trust him so much. He isn't gonna lie it's his first time too, his feelings are too warm for you he knows that you are the one he is gonna trust with his whole life.

[thatgirlsza]

Pace

Satoru Gojo

Gojo has a very paced lovers stoke. it's very mild in terms of speed and drives you crazy from beginning to end. Like the speed is too fast while stretching you out at the beginning, you'll see stars, and by the end, you'll be whining for him to go much faster knowing you can't take it.

Kento Nanami

Nanami takes his sweet God given time with you but this strokes ar so hard and deliberate you could cry if he was fucking you at bunny pace. He'll stroke in a way the makes you feel the vein on his under side pluse in enjoyment.

Suguru Getou

Suguru's fuck stroke gets increasingly fast even if he starts off fast. He'll fuck for long and fast thet they will dents in the wall by your headboard. But when Suguru makes love, prepare yourself. He'll stroke into nice and slow, make your voice drag out and eyes roll back like they are triggered by the feeling of the blunt head penatrating deeper inside you.

Toji Fushiguro

Toji fucks fast and harder, so much so you'll feel like his literally ramming into you and you can't even escape. But when his making love, you are gonna think of nothing but the feeling of his dick slowly sliding in out of you.

Ryoumen Sukuna

Ryoumen you would assume fucks fast and rough, which of course he does but more often than not he sets a snail pass just to watch you fall apart and melt completely. Sometimes its so good and his dick so big it feels like his scrapping into your stomach, the heat of it making you teary eyed.

Ino Takuma

Ino also has a set pace he likes to follow, slow, deep and sensual. He doesnt know why, its just the first one he made love to you with so he jusy kept it in rotation with a similar variations of it. Generally it is one of the best things because it ends with you cumming and him following.

Chousou

Chousou tends to let you take control but often when he takes the initiative to thrust up into you, he'll do it fast and desperately, hilding your ass down and sucking on your nipples.

[maylovessyou]

Part 1 - Why you out of everyone?

This is the first part of my story, there are no extremely sensitive topics so the only tw is swearing.

Hope you enjoy💞

Word count: 1,000+

You were new in Kortac, a newbie. You joined not because you wanted to serve the country and all of that bullshit, no, you joined because that was the only shelter you could find. No family, no friends, no one.

You socialised with pretty much everyone, despite your young age no one saw that as a problem. You talked and joked with everyone, everyone beside the colonel. König.

He hated you, he hated the fact that you weren't as skilled as the others, that you wasn't as agile and strong as the others, that you were, oh, so young. And most of all he hated that joined the army under his same circumstances, being left alone against the world.

Everything was going fine, you and König ignored and avoided each other for god's sake, and that was a good thing actually, no arguments and yelling in the corridors or the headquarters.

One day, though, the captain calls you to his office and there you find him, you start fuming but try not to make a scene in front of the captain, so you take a seat next to the colonel, in silence.

The captain slides across the table a picture, "you two will be sent to Bruxelles, it's a very important mission." "Your first" says as he points at you, "with this we'll decide whether or not your worth keeping."

"And another one for you, colonel." says as he points at König.

"I know you two aren't on the best of terms, but this is important for the squad." He sternly says. "Besides... It's 7 months that you'll spend in the same house, I bet you'll become best friends by then." He sarcastically teases the both of you.

You don't say anything and just look at the flyer he'd given you, it's a pretty cottage in the woods, the one you've always dreamed of... But then you remember his words. 7 months with König, the house might be one from your dreams, but everything that ocmes with it is straight out of a nightmare.

Since you were a mere soldier every single one of your protests won't have any effect on the captain's decision, so you hope that König will say something, that he'll argue to be put with someone else. But no, he just nods and gets up.*

"I'll prepare my luggages then." König finally speaks, his tone colder than ice, yet somewhat calm.

You don't say anything and stand up as well, then head to your room and begin to pack your stuff. In no time you're put in a flight to Bruxelles and at the arrival you're given a car, nothing old nor fancy, enough to make you unrecognizable to the eyes of citizens, and the enemy, of course.

From where you land to the house there's an hour and a half in car, and it feels like an eternal hell, bound in the same plane, now the same car, and for months under the same roof.

For the whole ride you think back at the captain's word... "You might be sent away for so much time, but until the enemy doesn't move, you stay at home and don't make yourself visible more than what you should.", "You'll grow to, well, maybe not love each other, but at least there won't be any yelling in the middle of the night 'jusy because'."

Then the car stops, you look at the house you previously saw in a photo, you get your luggages and get inside.

The house is well fornitured and very aesthetic, just like you imagined.

You take a look around walk down an isle, on the sides there are two bedrooms, and you choose the bigger one.

You quickly put all your stuff away, take out one of your biggest teddy bears and collapse on the bed, taking a nap.

König explores the house a little later than you, he peeks through the room and sees that you've already fallen asleep in one, the bigger one, without even talking about it first so he curses at you. "Little bitch, always getting what you want." he sighs in frustration "even sleeps with stuffed animal, such a child!" He whisper-yells to himself, your sight alone pissing him off.

He walks away from your door and gets into the other rooms, he also puts his stuff away and drops on the bed, falling into a deep sleep.

After some time you feel refreshed and yku wake up, when you check the time it's 7.34pm so you decide to make something for dinner.

You get up and as you walk out of your room you see that the door to König's room is wide open and you see that he's sleeping peacefully. You don't say anything and just walk away.

You get to the kitchen and start to boil some water, then cook the pasta and make a sauce. You plate the food and hesitantly walk to his room again.

"König... I made dinner, come eat. You haven't eaten anything all day." You almost whisper, your tone caring, hiding the hatred you feel for him.

After a couple of seconds he turns around, the muscles on his bare back flexing with every movement, and looks at you perplexed, "I'm coming." He mutter as he tried to get up.

So after some time you two are in the kitchen, eating together, in complete silence.

When you're almost done eating, you're phone starts to buzz, someone's calling you under the name of "love", and König can't help but look at the screen. "Who is she calling love?" He thinks to himself, questioning the girl in front of him.

You excuse yourself and pick up, walking out of the kitchen and into a more closed space.

"Heyy, how are you??" You say, a female voice excitedly replies "good y/n, and you? We haven't talked in AGES!!" She quickly muttere, happy to hear from her best friend again.

"Nothing much." You reply, "I've been assigned a mission and I i have to share a house with him. You say rolling your eyes.*

Your best friend bursts out laughing from the other side of the phone and begins to rant about how unlucky you are.

You two laughed together at the whole situation and even made a little harsh comments... all without noticing that König was in fact behind you, listening at the whole conversation.

[btdemaru]

hi could you do the obey me characters reaction to like a male mc with long hair/piercings and is just really into like goth/mallgoth type fashion/makeup/music in general?

Obey me! Brothers X M!Goth reader

Note : idk much about this style/fashion so please i apologize if it's not correct! I tried doing alot of research of what the style looks like tho

Warnings : -

🖤 Lucifer

Would love your style alot, i like to think that he'd love to match with you from time to time. And will be intrigued to see your piercings, even perhaps asking to see it up close or touch it.

He loves every goth style that you choose and will not question you and no matter what part of the style you prefer.

Lucifer does listen to the music you play and sometimes would ask if he can join in or share headphones/airpods (ykwim).

If you do your makeup, he'd secretly glances at you from his desk. Probably trying to be subtle too 😭

💛 Mammon

Will swoon. Will be lovestruck. Will be in awe. Mams in LOVE.

of course this mf wouldn't show it (it's obvious though). Would ask alot of question like your color palette or why you like this style and basically just loves to hear you talk about it.

He doesn't mind metal/dark music and is open to listening to the playlist you have or even the one you made for him!

If you try to get him going to the cemetery or basically doing some scary stuff like even going to a so called 'haunted house' or a scary escape room it'll be a huge no no for him, even if he did go mams wouldn't be much help as he'll only be loud.

Will try to do your eyeliner (if you wear) or eye shadow but fails miserably making your face look all bad and messy makeup everywhere.

💙 Leviathan

He wouldn't mind, not big on it but he doesn't judge or hate it. Will let you do your thing, he doesn't know much about it so he'll ask you a few things to cure his curiosity.

Doesn't really listen to the music you do but isn't opposed to trying, turns out he actually does like ot after playing a song or two.

If you have a tongue piercing he'll zone out while staring at it. Totally not thinking about you using it on hi-

💚 Satan

We all know he likes to read, so when you walked in the room he's already analyzing your style all the way back from the first originated in the '80s following the punk subculture of the '70s.

Compliments you from your hair to piercings to makeup and clothes or even your boots.

I dont think Satan really listens to music but he does like to write/read and literature generally so maybe dark poems are things you guys can do.

man probably can't stop looking at you and would buy you jewelry or matching silver rings.

🩷 Asmodeus

Literature isn't really his thing but probably watches and admires you while you're doing it.

Will try matching you clothes with his own color palette and asks your opinion on it.

Asmo thinks you're hot. Definitely. 100%.

He's the type to bring you bouquet of black or red roses (whatever you prefer really), or even do your hair

Feel free to do his hair in return or putting your style of makeup on him, he'll take alot of pictures and posts it with the caption that you did the makeup.

Music? Yes. Listens to any music you play if he's in the mood he'd even asked for a a little makeout

🧡 Beelzebub

He doesn't mind it tbh, since i like to think that his twin also has a similar style.

50/50 on the music, he prefers pop punk but open to any music genres you exposed him to.

Would ask if you could do his eyeliner. (He moves alot) so you practically have to do it again and again for it to match so it's not lopsided.

Beel still loves you no matter what style you wear or what you do/listen to.

🩵 Belphegor

DING DING DING. love at first sight.

Belphie always asked you to dress him up or pick his clothes jusy cause he's too lazy to do it himself 💀.

Blasts music together while he just lays there like a dead person while you do your makeup/hair

Would always crawl to your lap whenever you're doing literature or writing about some gruesome poems he'll be there just deep asleep.

Doesn't really bother to go to those creepy dark places unless you're the one carrying him.

Would fiddle with some of your piercings if it doesn't hurt you.

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Again im so sorry if there's a mistake i did about goth styles while writing this.

[riotlain]

You still take requests???

If so could you write hcs about batboys realizing they're in love 🥰 (with male reader if you could) (if you did before could you share link 🙏) Love you...

IM SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG JT GOT BURIED UNDER DRAFTS IM SORRY 😭😭

THIS IS A NWLNW BLOG!! WOMEN DNI

Dick Grayson

When he realizes hes in love with you

HES DOWN HORRENDOUS

ok he's like probably really bad at hiding his feelings so he ends up like flirting like prolly more often

Bottom of the barrel shit sometimes too

Bro would straight up say "Nice cock" if he had balls

Batfam teases him for how obvious he is

Depending on whether or not youre a superhero he's gonna be protective

Like yea as a civilian hes protective enough. Gotham is very dangerous!!

If you're a superhero too than he'll probably be a bit less protective... or atleast try to be

"Y/n can handle dealing with Poison Ivy himself it'll be fine... I'll go show up just in case."

If you're a villain though he's always the one to arrest you (he lets you go)

He aint the elaborate plan type of guy when it comes to this

So he one night jusy thinks "Yea im def gonna fess to him"

So no matter if youre civilian, hero, or villain he'll confess with a bouquet of flowers under the moonlight with some shit pick up line

Jason Todd

Used to have internalized homophobia but now hes over it... mostly

If youre a villain he'll straight deny his feelings for the longest time

Civilian or hero though? He'll definitely flirt

As in he just shows that he wants to protect you I guess

It honestly took him a while to realize he had feelings for you

Like yeeaaa hes gotten with alot of women and all but like with you? Something is hitting different and he doesn't know what

Roy finds out for him

He found out and teased Jason and Jason is just like "Wait what🧍‍♂️"

So with this new found crush how will Jason approach it?

Hes either really blunt or will completely avoid it all together 💀💀

Like i'm ngl you gon have to make the first move

Tim Drake

He found out he was bisexual and really went "Oh🤨??...OH😲"

Like if you just go to school with him he'll like try to hang out with you more

If you're a hero he's going on patrol more often just to hang around

And if youre a villain💀💀 He definitely tries to keep up the hero facade but like

Fucks it up with getting nervous

"I dont wanna hurt him too bad so he hates me. Wait he's trying to kill me though. I think he is???"

Has definitely lost a few fights with you bc of that 😭😭

Damian found out first (analytical lil shit) and made fun of him

Not in the homophobic way but in the way where his brother has a crush and looks like an idiot

"Drake you look like an utter idiot."

He tries to be smooth (Advice from Dick ofc) and fails

He does the thing where he tries to lean against a wall and fell the other way😭😭

Man just ask him out so he can quit embarrassing himself please

Damian Wayne

Def has internalized homophobia sorry

You know he isnt the best at his feelings so when he's around you he goes a bit crazy-

'I think of Y/n as a friend. Why would I think more of him as more?? Is it normal for me to like boys???? Dear god.'

Asks Alfred about it (One of the batbros prolly heard him though and barge in I'm ngl)

He isn't sure how to go about uh... "Courting you" as he calls it

Like yea he gets the kinda stuff to do for girls he's read many novels on that

But boys??? Hes stumped

He ends up stalking all the couples in his school for an answer

And probably ends up avoiding you :((

Whenever you try to confront him he just says "Its nothing." and leaves

Buuttt one day he ends up spilling everything on accident

[miasmaghoul]

what about

nsfw

rain

all by himself

huh

jusy saying

Did someone say transmasc Rain with a breeding kink?

(It was me, I said transmasc Rain with a breeding kink.)

Rain sighs as he shuts the hotel room door, tossing his suitcase on the bed and flopping down next to it. He scrubs at his face with both hands.

It's been a long day, but not an eventful one. Copia had chosen himself and Cirrus to accompany him on this trip, a week long excursion to attend a series of press conferences. To expand the church's reach, Sister Imperator had said. The ghouls were really only needed for the sake of appearances. Not that he minded; it was nice to get away from the abbey for a bit, to have a change of scenery.

But the nine hour drive to...wherever it is they are now was tiring. Rain had tried to sleep, Cirrus had tried to read, but Copia had insisted on talking for nearly their entire trip. As much as he loves the Cardinal, Rain thinks if he never has to hear the man's voice again it'll be too soon. He's impossibly grateful that they all have their own rooms - the silence is golden.

Rain lets himself enjoy it for a long while, basking in nothing but the hum of the air conditioner and the distant drone of traffic. It's soothing, simple white noise that helps to relieve the pressure between his eyes. It's late in the evening and Rain is tempted to simply crash in his clothes, but he knows he'll regret it. He's stiff and sore and the bathtub is calling his name.

He forces himself up after a short while, stretching long arms over his head and letting out a pleased trill when his spine gives a series of pops. Rain clicks on the bedside lamp, taking in the room as he toes off his shoes and shrugs out of his t-shirt. It's nothing fancy; a king size bed with all white linens and too many pillows. Pale blue walls and gray carpet. A low chair with a chest of drawers beside it, a flat screen tv perched on top of them. Standard, but comfortable.

Rain grabs his suitcase, on the hunt for his pajama pants and baggie of toiletries. Hotel shampoo always dries out his hair in a way he can't stand - Dewdrop calls him a princess for it, as though the fire ghoul doesn't have a twelve step haircare routine himself. Rain unzips the case and flips the lid.

On top of his clothes sits a small drawstring bag he doesn't recognize, beige canvas. Rain raises an eyebrow as he picks it up, weighing the bag in his hands - not too heavy, whatever it is. Beneath it is a piece of paper, and Rain sets the bag aside. He unfolds the paper and smirks.

In case you miss me.

He'd recognize Swiss' scratchy lettering anywhere, even if the note wasn't decorated with little drawings of hearts and dicks. Rain tosses it on the nightstand and retrieves the bag, pulling it open and dumping the contents on the bed. He snorts.

It's a dildo. Of course it's a dildo. But it's different than the ones he has in his nightstand back at the abbey. Aside from the coloring - sapphire marbled with metallic gold, a rather striking combination - it looks, somehow, just like Swiss. Not too long but nice and thick, complete with a fat knot that has Rain's mouth watering.

Suddenly, he isn't quite so tired.

He shoves his jeans and boxers off while he stares at the toy, tilting his head. He thinks about texting Swiss, about asking how he managed to find a piece of silicone that looks exactly like his ridiculously perfect cock. It's a question worth asking, certainly, but the tingling between his legs tells him it can wait.

Rain picks it up as he slides onto the bed, settling against cool covers and the wall of pillows. It even feels like Swiss, somehow. He squeezes the knot and imagines the sound Swiss would make - a tight groan, one that is permanently etched into Rain's mind. He's heard it so many times, how could it not be? That tingle graduates to a dull ache when Rain brings the toy to his mouth, licking up the length of it. He slides it between his lips and the familiar weight of it on his tongue has him groaning.

His free hand skates across his chest, callused fingers catching on soft skin. Rain pinches a nipple as he starts to lazily suck, swirling his tongue over the slightly pointed tip. Just like Swiss'. He's fucking his own mouth in no time, a slow in-an-out that he's intimately familiar with. His other hand travels south while he does, tracing lean muscle and slipping through soft curls. Rain groans around the dildo when he grazes his clit, already stiff and throbbing.

"Fuck, Swiss," he sighs, rubbing slow circles and giving the toy another long lick, "love your cock so much."

It's something he'd never say to the other ghoul, lest his already massive ego inflate even further, but here?

"Feels so good in my mouth," he breathes, mouthing at the knot and playing those wonderful sounds back in his head, "gets me so fucking wet, every time."

Rain's fingers slides from him clit, down through his already slick folds. So much wetter than he should be after so little time, but that's always how it goes with Swiss. Rain gasps as he traces silky lips, teasing his entrance. He can't stop running his tongue over the toy's knot, laving at it as he slips a finger inside with a soft moan.

"Gonna knot me tonight?" He's panting already. "Yeah, I think you are. Think you're gonna get me all stretched out." Rain adds a second finger - he's already soaked, and the direction his thoughts are going only make it worse. "Get me stuck on it and fill me up, fuck."

Rain moans low in his throat as he crooks his fingers just so, hips rolling when he hits that one perfect spot. The heel of his hand works his clit as he stretches himself, quick and sloppy. Impatient. He's wet to his thighs now, probably dripping onto the bedding. He imagines Swiss's face buried between his legs, lapping at him with that impossibly skilled tongue.

"Shit, fuck," Rain moves his slick fingers back to stroke his clit, "inside, inside, need it."

He should probably feel a little silly begging into an empty room, but when he glides the toy through his folds to get it all wet, when he pushes the head into his hungry cunt - all he can do is feel.

"Swiss, fuck, oh Lucifer." Rain's fingers fly over his swollen clit as he fucks himself hard and fast. Every bump of the knot has him yipping, rocking his hips to meet his own movements. The tangle of arousal in his gut is volcano hot and unfurling fast; all he can see and feel is Swiss, and the cresting wave of pleasure inside him has Rain crying out. "Right there, right there, fuck yes!"

Rain isn't slow about it. He can't be, because Swiss wouldn't be. Not in the scenario he's imagining. No, this requires a desperate, frantic pace and deep, rough thrusts that hit all the best spots inside him.

Rain closes his eyes and pictures Swiss over him - one hand on Rain's lower back, the other gripping the back of his neck, foreheads pressed together with Rain's legs around his waist. No words spoken, just harsh breathing, the sound of skin on skin and Rain's needy whines at each thrust.

He's so close he could cry, shaking head to toe as he grits his teeth. But he can't cum like this - not tonight. No, tonight he needs...

"Give it to me, Swiss," he pants, thighs trembling, "give me your fucking knot, I need it, I -" Rain moans, high and feminine and unashamed, arching off the mattress. "Fuck, fill me up, do it!"

He's right there, he's right fucking there and his mind and body are filled with nothing but Swiss.

"Knock me up!"

Rain cums hard, colors blooming behind his eyelids as he shoves the knot inside with a strangled sob. It's so close to the real thing he can't wrap his mind around it - can't believe that the image of Swiss' pained face and those choked cries are only in his head. The knot stretches him so wonderfully, the rhythmic clench of his cunt sending wracking shivers through every inch of his quivering body.

It takes ages for Rain to come down, twitching from head to toe as he tries to remember how to breathe. He's sweaty and boneless, his nerves buzzing and his head filled with static. The only thing missing is the heavy press of Swiss's body over his own, and the scratch of stubble against his throat. Rain drags shaking fingers through his hair and imagines that's Swiss too.

Eventually he falls back into his own body, so loose and sated that he can barely make himself move. Rain manages to grab his phone off the nightstand, blinking blearily at the screen. His head is still delightfully fuzzy, a cum-drunk grin plastered on his face as he pulls up his texts.

R: hey

S: Hey Rainbow. You make it to the hotel?

R: mmhmm

R: found my present too

S: Ha, surprise! You like it?

Rain considers his options. He could tease, say it's better than the real thing. Or he could say it was ridiculous, that it's almost funny how Swiss is so impossibly full of himself. Or...

Rain cants his hips, spreads himself open and snaps a picture of where he's still stretched around that fat silicone knot.

R: what do you think?

The phone rings almost immediately, and Rain laughs.

[timelessxmemories]

Have I... properly introduced myself? I don't believe I have. I am Jusis Albarea, younger brother to Rufus Albarea, and Machias' 'friendly' rival, I am a Noble, born into a very wealthy family and of high status. I do hope we can all get along.

I have also been told to state my sexuality, pronouns and preferred gender for myself.

I am Bisexual, leaning towards men and I am also what you would call polyamorous.

I go by He/They/Sword pronouns and I am what you would call a demi-boy, or a demi-male. I also have a few other neopronouns but those three are my preferred.

If you'd like to know what other neopronouns I may go by, let me know and I will try and make a list. Or perhaps a pronouns page just as Crow here is doing.

-Jusis

@unidentifiable-body , @satyrsystem & @residentsofeurydice . I FINALLY MANAGED TO GET THE CUNT/AFF TO INTRODUCE HIMSELF INSTEAD OF JUST EXISTING. HOLY SHIT THIS BASTARD. ANYWAYS. BLONDE BITCH IS HERE IF ANY OF YOU WANNA INTERACT WITH HIM OR TALK TO HIM. I'M FORCING HIM TO STAY AND MAKE FRIENDS. HE'S NICE, ALTHOUGH A LITTLE CUNTY, BUT STILL NICE. I PROMISE. HE'LL BEHAVE. -Crow

[writing-nothing-but-spilled-ink]

An au if batman characters including the bat family were in the avatar universe

Jason would be like jet most likelubsteal from the rich give to the poor and would fight against the fire nation would also probably be a mercenary and a nonbender, would have knowledge of how to chi block and would be unofficially a dual sword master and great with hand to hand combat as well as have deadly precision with throwing stars/blades like mai

Dick would be the male version of tai Lee he'd be a master chi blocker light on his feet wouldn't kill definitely would make life for fire nation soldiers difficult if he sees them harassing people of weaker means he'll do something about it with a smile he'd also be your worst nightmare trying to take him in hand to hand combat even if your a bender

Damians weapon of choice would be a katana he'd be quick and deadly you'd think you have him then surprise you don't when he attacks it would feel like it came from the shadows you wouldn't have time to think he'd have deadly precision and hed be light on his feet hed be able to go toe to toe with benders like its nothing and would know how to use there strengths against them hed also have short blades to throw and an array of poisons on hand jusy in case hed have a shit ton of contingency plans

okay Bruce obviously nonbender he'd probably know a bunch of techniques he'd be similar to iroh in terms of knowledge minus the spiritual aspects and the kindness portion as well he'd be similar to asamis dad hirashi sato he'd have all the advanced technology even during aangs time only he wouldn't rely only on thr technology and inventions hed also be a sword master, know how to chi block and how to counter most bending techniques remember how iroh swung those boulders with his chains with just shear strength and howw zuko smashed them with his foot yeah that would be bruce minus the fire bending, he'd also have bombs similar to sokkas stink bombs only they'd knock u out...

Swamp thing would definitely be a water bender like the swamp water benders but way more powerful and he'd love in the same swamp the gang visits and finds out they need to seek out toph I also feel like he'd be an incredibly powerful blood bender

Poison ivy would also be a water bender I actually feel like she'd be similar to swamp thing but also very different she wouldn't live in the swamp but off the grid she'd travel all over the world of Avatar just studying medicine and poisons she wouldnt really feel a need to truly interfere with the war unless someone outright makes it her problem or goes after her personally or her home

Harley would be a non bender similar to Dick but like way worse because she's incredibly unpredictable she'd also use blasting jelly at any given moment and God help you if u underestimate her because she's not a bender I feel like she'd have knowledge of a bunch of different weapons as well as an intimate knowledge of explosives she would be a bit of an anti hero in the avatar universe she wouldn't necessarily support ozai but I don't think she'd feel any need to truly go out and attack fire nation soldiers unless she sees them attacking kids or women or forcing themselves onto someone shss huge on consent

Joker are u insane I'm not giving him bending absolutely not no thank you lmaoo y'all really thought I'd give an actual thought for the joker nope but feel free to comment if u like

The flash would be an air bender not monk gyatso level air bending but still powerful

Wonder woman I can see her as being a bender but also a kyoshi warrior and definitely against the fire nation and would oppose them at every turn I feel like she'd be a metal bender and the way she'd metal bend would be similar to how Lynn does in legend of Korra but more powerful then lynn

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Zlatan Ibrahimović | NSFW Alphabet

Based on a request I got from @unimportantbabymilksharkte to write something spicy about Zlatan , here is your NSFW Alphabet .

Tw : it's a NSFW Alphabet so obviously SMUT and fluff .

P.s. I want to bite him .

Enjoy 😈

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A = Aftercare ( What they're like after sex )

He will do anything you'll ask . You want a bath , something to drink or eat , cuddles and kisses , you'll get it immediately . If you tell him to stay inside of you for a little bit of cockwarming until bedtime , he'll just do that . He actually likes that more than anything .

B = Body Part ( They're favorite body part of theirs and also their partners )

What he likes most about his body is that he is big . He always feels proud when you tell him that he is a big boy . His favorite parts of his body are his muscles and his abs and maybe his thighs that you appear to like a little to much . wink - wink

C = Cum ( Anything to do with cum basically )

He doesn't like the mess so he prefers to just cum inside of you and since you appear to like it as much as he does , it's just the way to go . He doesn't mind though cumming on your belly or your ass , it makes him wanna have another round .

D = Dirty Secret ( A dirty secret of theirs )

He has a lot of fantasies about him fucking you while you're sleeping but he is just to afraid to ask you . He doesn't want to make feel uncomfortable or bad so he'll just keep his fantasies for himself .

E = Experience ( How experienced are they ? )

Before you , he had slept with a couple of people , but they were just a couple of one night stands so it doesn't really matter . He is definitely a fast learner so he knows what he's doing . He wants to explore every inch of your body and bring as much pleasure as possible .

F = Favorite Position ( Pretty self explanatory )

He just loves being on top and that's a statement . Any position that helps him have control over the whole situation , he likes it . He also wants to be able to look at your eyes and kiss you during that time .

G = Goofy ( Are they more serious in the moment or not ? )

He is actually rather serious during sex . He takes it very seriously and his only goal is to make you feel good , maybe because when you feel good , he feels good . He was a little humorous at your first times just to ease things up , but after sex he always cracks some jokes .

H - Hair ( How well groomed are they ? Does the carpet match the grapes ? )

Zlatan is a professional footballer so he has to shave at some places to avoid injuries , but down there he is always clean . He doesn't shave but he is trimmed up . And yes , the carpet matches with the grapes .

I = Intimacy ( How are they like during the moment ? The romantic aspect .

He always has to touch you somehow . Do not expect him to not touch you or hug you during sex , because he always touches you even if you aren't intimate with each other . His love language is physical touch .

J = Jack Off ( How often do they masturbate ? )

He doesn't need to do it on a regular basis , because he has you , but when he is a away from you and he needs to release some stress , he does it . He may call while he does it too .

K = Kinks ( One or more of their kinks )

He definitely has a size kind difference . He is just so M A S S I V E and if you are a lot smaller thsn him , then be prepared for being carried all the time . During sex he might get a little more possessive over you .

Bites & Hickeys . I think he just loves spending time leaving marks all over your body . It makes him feel that you're his and his only . His possessiveness comes out of like that : )

Breeding Kink : He jusy wants a family with you . He wants to see you pregnant with your baby and what a better way to accomplish that by making feel full with his cum .

Shower Sex : And this goes without saying , the feeling of the warm water and your body pressing on his just makes him go feral .

L = Location ( Favorite place to do the deed )

Your bedroom . It is comfortable and safe . There are not a lot of things to say about this .

M = Motivation ( What makes them turn on and keeps them going )

Your whole existence . Just you doing anything . From brushing your hair , driving the car , going out to walk the dogs . Whatever you do it just makes him love you and want you even more .

N = No ( Something they wouldn't do and turns them off )

Basically anything that has to do with harm . He doesn't even want to thing about it . He hates it . He couldn't do anything more than a few funny spanks in your butt . But that's it .

O = Oral ( Preference in giving or receiving )

He wouldn't turn down the opportunity to have a blow jod by you but he always enjoys in giving you pleasure . On of the things he loves the most , is going down on you for God knows how long . At most times you end up crying from the overstimulation and pleasure . He has cummed a lot of times too by just that , but he won't admit it .

P = Pace ( Are they slow and sensual or fast and rough ? )

It depends on the mood . If you both are feeling horny but are the same time tired it's mostly slow and sensual , but if you are not tired and have the need for something more hard , then it's time for fast and rough .

Q = Quicky ( Their opinions on quickies )

He doesn't prefer them so your quickies are only a few just to let that steam off .

R = Risk ( Do they take any risks ? )

He is Zlatan , ofcourse he takes risks but not with you . He can't risk someone catching you both at an intimate moment . You are only his to see . He is a little bit obsessive .

S = Stamina ( How many rounds cane they go for ? )

He can go up to 3 rounds or more cause he can last long , or many as you'd like . Just tell him and he'll do it .

T = Toys ( Do they own any ? )

He doesn't own any sex toys . He isn't particularly interested in them so he keeps his distance . Besides that , you don't need toys when you have each other .

U = Unfair ( How much they tease ? )

He is a freaking mean . He can tease you all day long just so he can see your desperation for him . Sometimes you get him back by teasing the living shit out of him . That leads to mad sex but yeah . . .

V = Volume ( How loud are they and what sounds to they make ? )

He is not particularly loud and he doesn't always moan . Most of times he growls and groans but he can moan if you catch him in a more sensitive way .

W = Wild Card ( A random headcanon for the character )

Spending quality time with you . Visiting the place where you too first met , going out on walks early in the morning or late at night feeling like you have the whole to yourselves , walking the dogs , going on car rides with the windows rolled down and music blasting through the radio . He just lives and loves spending time with you .

X = X - Ray ( Let's see what's going on under their clothes )

This man is 6 ft 5 and weighs more than 95 kilos . There is a reason why they call him '' The Big Man '' . With one word . . . Huge . . . He's packing a good 7 inches long and HE IS THICK . It slightly bends down .

Y = Yearning ( How high is their sex drive ? )

Zlatan has an extremely high sex drive . He doesn't even know where it comes from . Ofcourse from you .

Z = Zzz ( How quickly do they fall asleep afterwards ? )

He always waits for you to fall asleep first so he can look at your features and hold you . After that he can peacefully fall asleep with you in his arms .

Tags : @unimportantbabymilksharkte