#howard stark incorrect quotes

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Tony: I- I can do this, Dad. I’m gonna make you proud.

Howard: Never too late to start.

[bellabrady]

911 characters + tweets part 2

[incorrect9-1-1]

Hen: Hey Buck, that shirt you're wearing looks great!

Buck: Thanks Hen!

Chim: But we would bet it would look even better on Eddie's floor.

Eddie: Are you guys hitting on Buck... for me?

[d3mureee]

Howard Stark:

“I’ve figured out a new completely undiscovered element but due to the limited technology of my time I am unable to create it”

Tony Stark:

*Puts piece of metal on tripod*

**Shoots laser at it**

“You said what now?”

[literaryavenger]

Pre-serum Steve, excitedly: I have a secret!!

Y/N, grinning: You're a woman trapped in a man's body?

Bucky, piling on: You're a men trapped in a woman's body?

Howard, looking out from the kitchen: You're a little boy trapped in a little girl's body?

Steve, exasperated: I am a man in a man's body!

Y/N, without missing a beat: we're not talking about your nightlife.

[buddiedaydreamer911]

*buck going on and on about some random fact for hours*

chimney: omg someone shut him up!!

*buck too busy talking to hear that*

buck: and so that’s why-

*eddie kisses him*

*buck left speechless and just stares off into space after eddie walks away*

bobby: thank you.

hen: shhhh this silence is too good for manners

[dreamerschroniclesofstories]

Buck: * sat on the loft couch* my mind is like an internet browser, 17 tabs are open, 4 of them are frozen.

Hen: * looks up from her textbook, eyebrow raised*

Buck: I don’t know where the music is coming from.

Everyone: * yelling* ADHD.

[the-poor-miranha-quotes]

Tony: what-- what is this? What is this!!?

Peter: something your father clearly never gave you...

Peter: a hug

Tony: Aaaaahh

[incorrect-multiverse]

Howard: Peggy, I screwed up big time.

Peggy: Given your daily life experiences, you’re gonna have to be more specific.

[buckywiththegoodhair86]

Another round of memes of Steve and his pals. (Parts 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7.)

[definitelyincorrect]

Tony: My dad always said, “bad news first because he good news is probably a lie”

Tony: Fun fact! He made me cry a lot.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Howard: You are useless at hospitals. I remember one time you cried and cried and cried. It was awful.

Tony: You’re referring to my birth.

[bellabrady]

911 chats part idk

[incorrect9-1-1]

Incorrect 9-1-1 quote: Part 4

[marvel-lous-guy]

Peter: *gasp* Pepper! Why did you change your relationship status to single!? Did you and Mr Stark break up!? Why!? When!?

Tony: We didn't break up. We had an argument and Pepper decided to be all dramatic about it!

Pepper: I'm proving a point! You're so dramatic about everything all the time! How do you like it when other people are dramatic over a little thing?!

Tony: Well this is different! This is one argument between a couple! You know I hate it when couples have one argument then change their relationship status to single! That's like posting "orphan" after you have a fight with your parents!

Pepper: You used to do that Tony!

Tony: Okay, in my defense, that was funny

Pepper: you scared all of America several times! You told the world your dad was dead! They believed you, he had to do a press conference every time you did it!

Peter: Man, this makes me wish I wasn't an orphan so I could do this!

Tony: This? Not the fact that your parents are dead and you can barely remember them?

Peter: Well, that too I guess

[incorrect-marvel-because-why-not]

Missing scene from CATFA, based off of the movie and comments in Agent Carter:

Steve: God, if only someone loved me… Peggy: standing behind them with roses Bucky: holding box of chocolates Howard: has balloons and a card [in Agent Carter she says "I loved him too" and I know what they meant but I thought this was funny] Dum Dum: facepalms This is sad.