#incorrect jaykyle quote

[jakascoo]

Jason: I don’t even have time to tell you how wrong you are. Kyle: Okay? Jason: … Jason: … Jason: Actually it’s gonna bug me if I don’t, so—

[mysticalarmand]

Tim: I refuse to believe that Jason is virgin.

Dick: Debatable.

Tim: C'mon, there's Rose, Kyle, Roy and Artemis.

Steph: Tim has a point, he's gotta at least had sex once, right?

Dick, walking out of the living room to drive back to Blüdhaven: I only know about Rose pegging him. The rest is personal stuff.

Tim: Oh, Jason and Roy definitely fucked.

Steph: Elaborate.

Tim: If Jason's personal business didn't involve Dick, he would've spilled.

[glitter-stained]

Why dc has yet to contact me to write a comic: a snippet of a potential script

Rose and Jason are drinking cocktails together on a beach.

Rose: So how has your family been doing?

Jason: Well, it's been complicated, what with everyone cutting contact with Bruce, but we're doing better I think. I heard he's been going to therapy to deal with having been possessed by an evil ghost for over ten years of his life, so maybe we'll try to get in contact again after he's gotten better, if everyone feels safe enough.

Rose: That must have been tough. How have you been dealing with that?

Jason: Haven't had the time to process it yet, I've been pretty busy dealing with the different clones of me running around once I found out what was going on... Can you believe Luthor thought it would be a good strategy? We didn't even look like eachother -and some of them were so low-effort...

Rose: And to think, once again, the villain was capitalism. What about your siblings?

Jason: Well, not much is new. Tim did go on that complicated journey full of adventure and growth recently culminating in finding himself a new hero name and leaving Gotham to lead his team, someone sure should tell the story of how that happened haha. But this isn't about him. Mostly we're all really happy the Joker slipped on a banana peel and died. But enough about me! What about you, what have you been up to?

Rose: Oh well, Joey and I are relearning how to he siblings, it's a journey... I'm very happy we were able to bring Eddie and my mom back from the dead before we destroyed the machine that's been stopping death from mattering for a while together. Also mom and Adeline have started to date, we're all very supportive.

Jason: And what about, y'know, Deathstroke ?

Rose: Fell in a hole.

Jason: Since when?

Rose: couple of months ago. Sometimes I toss him little bits of cat food when I walk past the hole.

Jason: Neat. Hey Wanna go to space and ask Kyle Rayner if he'd be up for a threesome?

Rose: God I thought you would never ask.

Like, I get it, dc. You guys are intimidated. It's okay, not everybody can understand the vision.

[fatdink]

kyle : well, why can’t we just hire someone to do it?

jason : it’s about the experience, about doing it yourself.

kyle : you think the baby’s gonna know if i built this or not?

[spiritsglade]

3, 19, 24 for the choose violence ask game please!

[choose violence asks]

3. screenshot or description of the worst take you've seen on tumblr

weirdly high number of people making incorrect quote posts about jaytalia or rastim and having the batboy involved joking to damian about 'lol i fucked your mom/grandfather'. this is an astoundingly fucking weird thing to be treating like funny haha batfam shenanigans. step back and think about the things you are saying and implying, maybe.

19. you're mad/ashamed/horrified you actually kind of like...

obligatory teen titans 29 shoutout here but the secret is i don't actually like it it's just latched onto me like some sort of parasite.

anyway for an actual answer. i refuse to be shamed for this, but the specific fic trope of jason getting caught and tortured and whumped and whatnot and thinking no one is going to come rescue him but then they DO and then he wakes up in the batcave and spends an inordinate amount of time assuming he's immediately gonna be sent to blackgate/arkham with varying levels of begging or resignation. and then bruce and batfam assure him that they would never he is their family and he's loved no matter what he does. i might be melding multiple fic tropes into one here idk if there's a fic out there that specifically hits all of this, but that genre.

it goes against EVERYTHING i believe about all of these characters. jason would NOT freak out about arkham like that and the promises of unconditional family love are UNTRUE. i also think saying that jason would be welcomed with open arms if he just stops stewing in his self-enforced isolation undermines the fundamental point of his whole deal. but what can i say. it's cathartic.

it's also the kind of thing i could see myself writing lmao. if i wasn't busy with 15 other concepts.

24. topic that brings up the most rancid discourse

i'm kind of cheating by repeating this but anything to do with any of the al ghuls with regard to the red robin run & lost days issue 6 and also some of this is applicable to whatever they get up to in damian's backstory.

bonus shoutout to the yaoi polls fantastic job sowing discourse and making people's fandom experience just a little bit worse :thumbsup: as soon as i have the time i WILL be drawing and posting more jayroy and jaykyle. look forward to that.

[scanndan]

Kyle, just got his wisdom tooth removed: I'm CRYING. You made me CRY.

Jason, oreo-confiscating fiend: Baby.

Kyle: No! Now is not the time for pet names.

Jason: No, I'm calling you a baby.

Kyle:

Jason: I'm insulting you.

[komorybatz]

Jason: I have flipped angels the bird and walked backwards into hell and yet you still find a way to make me look back at you.

Kyle: Jay what in the fuck does that even mean?

Jason: it means you're an idiot, but at least you're my idiot.

[hughjackmans]

Kyle Rayner: Jason can't spend the night in jail!

Roy Harper: I spent the night in jail once, nothing happened to me.

Kyle Rayner: It’s not the same, man, Jason’s pretty!

[civillianau]

In honor of Pride month :)

[jakascoo]

Kyle, texting Jason: Text me when you’re home safely. Jason: I’m home dangerously. Kyle: Stop it. Jason: I’m home lethally.

[mysticalarmand]

*On a rooftop somewhere in Gotham*

Dick: How do you make up?

Jason: I slowly, painfully admit that I was in the wrong and give them their favorite things.

Jason: Roy likes arrows or a toy for Lian and Kyle likes artistic stuff, it wins them over.

Dick, flabbergasted: How?!

Jason: Dick, you've never admitted to what you did wrong before?

Dick: Not really.

Jason: No wonder Kori dumped you.

Dick: No need to rub it in...thanks for the advice.

Jason: I'm not gonna let you live this moment down, you know that, right?

Dick: Yes. Yes, I do.

[yeats-nana]

Jason: You can't make everyone like you. You're not Kyle.

Dick: Not everyone likes Kyle.

Jason, cocking his guns: Who doesn't like Kyle?

Dick: What-

Roy, packing his arrows: Names. Give us the names Dick.

[incorrect-jasontodd]

Kyle Rayner: [wakes up next to Jason every morning]

Kyle *softly, every morning*: Holy shit.

[golaplioness]

Jason: I will destroy everything you love!

Kyle: Well, what if I love you?

Jason: Joke’s on you! I’ve been self-destructive my whole life.

[batfamquotes]

stephanie brown: *sitting on tim drake’s lap*

jason todd: why don’t we do stuff like that??

kyle rayner: *exasperated sigh* fine.

kyle rayner: *pulls Jason into his lap*

[Three Minutes Later]

jason todd: oh my god, do you have a boner right now?!

kyle rayner: you wanted this!!

[batbrosbeforehoes]

Bruce: Tim, I need Jason, where is he?

Tim: Kyle is in the kitchen.

Bruce: I asked for Jason?

Tim: So what part of the answer didn’t you understand?