Pluto: You know archaic Latin?
Lenore: I was bored with classical Latin.
Berenice: You know normal Latin??
Lenore: Yes, a woman from my sewing club taught me.
Duke: You know how to sew?!
Lenore: You guys don’t know everything about me! Now do we want matching hats or gloves.
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Dick: Why don't you come around to my house and I'll cook you dinner?
Barbara: What are you cooking?
Dick: Chicken nuggets.
Barbara: Oh, I didn't realise you were a trained chef.
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Lan Qiren: If you've got any questions, just ask.
Wei Wuxian: If a bear and a shark had a fight, who would win?
Lan Qiren: If you've got any relevant questions, just ask.
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Y/N: Why don’t you come around to my house and I’ll cook you dinner?
Natasha: What are you cooking?
Y/N: Chicken nuggets.
Natasha: Oh, I didn’t realize you were a trained chef.
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WTDSIK Incorrect Quotes#17 Kalego Harem
The Misfits: This is Kalego, Kalego loves his personal space
Balam, Opera, You and Robin hugging Kalego tightly
The Misfits: This is Balam, Opera, Y/n, and Robin, They also love Kalego’s personal space
Iruma gets his Rizz from his daddy-
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Jammer: "Hey Evan, what do you want to eat?"
Evan's familiar: "The souls of the innocent."
Evan: "A McRib."
Evan's familiar: "No!"
Evan: "Two McRibs."
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Dragon: If anyone has any questions, just ask.
Sabo: If a bear and a shark got into a fight, who would win?
Dragon: If anyone has any relevant questions, just ask.
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Incorrect Loki Quotes [198/?]
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spot: i’m fine.
jack: come on, you haven’t even hit me once in the last couple of hours.
jack: i'm worried.
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Ashley modelling a suit: How do I look?
Julia: Like a prick in a suit.
Ashley, to Andrew: That's sexual jealousy because of my prowess as a lover.
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The Deans, scolding the misfits: Do you really want to be a public nuisance?
Berenice: Sure, how much does the job pay?
Duke: I mean, I was a magician before that’s basically the same thing as this, no?
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Y/N: You’d screw your female self for a slice of cheese!
Loki: I don’t even like cheese!
Y/N: That’s even worse, you sick bastard!!
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Hugo: Hey bro echo location AH
Hugo: AH
Varian: That's perfect! You sound like a bat!
Hugo: I was listening dude I've been listening!! AH
Varian: Dude I love you man!
Hugo: AH
Hugo: Yong! Uhhh Nuru! Follow the sound of my voice! AH
Nuru: That's hugos echolocation!
Nuru: *making weird screechy bird noises* Ahhhh Agghgh!
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Kate: Why don’t you come around to my house and I’ll cook you dinner?
Yelena: What are you cooking?
Kate: Chicken nuggets.
Yelena: Oh, I didn’t realize you were a trained chef.
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Sharon: Whenever a man sleeps with a lot of girls he's a "player"
Sharon: But when i do it i'm a lesbian
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