#iron man dad

[stxar-pvnk]

(bio father Tony + mother Pepper)

Baby Pete struggling to say words

Peter: Ma...

Pepper: he's going to say mama!

Tony: oh no he's not. Petey pie, say da-da.

Peter: Da...

Pepper and Tony just beaming in excitement

Peter: ...Beryllium!

Pepper: ...

Tony: ...

Pepper: was our kids first words an element on the periodic table, Anthony.

Tony: ...my bad.

[lucid-anarchy]

another era, same diva

[oscorp-lawsuit]

Headcanon that when Peter accidentally calls Tony dad for the first time, he immediately freaks out over his slip-up (as usual) but Tony is running on like -20 hours of sleep and doesn’t even notice the mistake but he responds to it so suddenly Peter spirals into ANOTHER crisis because does that mean Tony thinks of Peter as his son, or did he just not hear him right? And now he doesn’t know how to bring it up without outing the fact that he wants Mr. Stark to be his dad

Peter: “Hey, dad?”

Peter, internally: Wait, shit shit! Why did I say that? I can’t call Mr. Stark DAD. That’s so creepy-

Tony, dead on his feet and hearing colors: “Yeah, Pete?”

Peter:

Peter, tearing up: “Um-”

[anyaharveyii]

the first time peter messes up badly enough that tony drops the full name ("peter benjamin parker!"), peter just freezes. he bluescreens for a solid thirty seconds, barely comprehending anything else that tony's saying.

and then he tackles tony in a hug.

and tony jumps 'cause he's obviously startled that they did a complete 180. and peter just starts shaking like a leaf, cause the only people who've ever called him by his full name using that particular tone were people like may, and people like ben, and people like his parents—

and peter knows that tony has no idea what he's just done, but it doesn't matter, because that's the moment when peter realizes that he wants tony to think of him as a son.

[themanfromeire]

Ma'am, your daughter is not okay. Her favourite trope is found family

[ineedsleepsoleavemealone]

back on my fast and furious bullshit. I want a Peter AU that's like May can't afford the rent after Ben's funeral and hospital bills, so Peter wants to help out. The last thing Ben taught Peter to do was drive. Since the spider bite gives him spider sense and fast reflexes, he tries street racing. And he's really good at it, so he starts racing for money so he can help May. He goes out at night as a street racer and Spider-Man almost every night, and tells May he got a night shift job or something idk.

All I can see is:

Tony: So you got superpowers and decided to fucking street race?

Peter: I needed the money! And I was Spider-Man!

Tony: You could've become a wrestler or something, but a street racer?!

Peter: Hey, I was amazing at racing!!

Tony: Apparently not good enough to avoid the cops.

[tonystark-official]

Kid, that is not "bisexual lighting." That is a police car. You are being chased.

[marvelouttakes]

THEY ARE THE SAME

[avengerscompound]

Tony & Morgan Stark | Avengers: Endgame

[nanaonmars]

everytime i think about the fact that tony literally invented time travel for peter just for peter’s existence to be erased from everyone’s memory i lose ten years of my lifespan

[lunasquared]

Headcanon that Tony plays Minecraft when he’s extremely physically tired but mentally he can’t sleep, cause it allows him to mindlessly do things and create things with much less physical effort then actually creating things or working on something in the lab.

(When Peter finds out he creates a world for the both of them. They don’t always play on it together but it’s a world they keep expanding on. When they are on together they are both usually having an insomnia night so they typically work on their separate builds or one is gathering materials for the other. They don’t usually talk while they are on but some how they still work effortlessly together.)

[stxar-pvnk]

I've been obessesed with Italian Peter and tony so here is ANOTHER prompt.

Tony and Peter arguing and Peter just gets so angry he starts yelling at Tony in italian

Peter: non sono un bambino, ok?! Sono un adolescente che sa prendersi cura di se stesso!

(I'm not a child, okay?! I'm a teenager who can take care of himself!)

Tony : NO! sei il mio bambino che non verrà gettato a 20 piedi da me in un fiume dove non puoi termoregolarti!

(NO! You're my baby who won't be thrown 20 feet away from me into a river where you can't thermoregulate!)

Peter: you think I'm your baby?

Tony: you can speak ITALIAN?!

[revelryofcrows]

Tony hands Peter hot food

Peter takes a bite

Peter: Ah! Hot!

Tony: Careful it’s hot

Peter: Thanks, that’s so helpful after I already took a bite

Tony: Hey, I could’ve just not warned you

Peter: You didn’t warn me!!

[iaminevitable012]

Peter: *crying*

Tony: *distressed father mode activated* WHAT'S WRONG??1!?!?1?!?!?1?1?1

Peter: I HAD A DREAM WHERE I HAD A PET ECHIDNA NAMED PLATYPUS AND IT DIED!!!!

Tony: why do I even bother

[enthyrea]

rhodeytony doodlin because i miss them goddamnit

[irondad3000]