#johnlock and hannigram

[mischievous-thunder]

[sharlinefreire]

sometimes what you need to get out of a deep depression is to start shipping a fictional couple that encourages you to read fanfiction until 3 am.

[johnsheppard-assshaker]

Hey man sorry about your male co-star. Turns out you guys had too much sexual tension on screen so he was written into a lazy, heterosexual romance arc that lacks chemistry and depth and actually just makes him look even more queer tbh. Now he's off pretending to be happy with somebody else when the love of his life was right there all along. I'm so sorry dude. It will probably happen again :/

[writerquil]

nothing better than shipping a ship where one of the people have a canon love interest

"arent they with-?" I DONT CARE

[existential-queeer]

Listen, I'm not the type to look for homoeroticism in every single male duo in media. Not everyone swings that way.

But those two?

I smell the fruitiest of fruit, your honor.

[snoweylily]

Proud member of the "emotionally-repressed light-haired bisexual in love with my socially awkward dark-haired and possibly gay sarcastic best friend" club

[groguandin]

a meet cute idea

[mischievous-thunder]

Person B: Fill my holes and drill me so hard that I can't feel a thing afterwards.

Person A, a dentist: O-okay...

[sirius-you-know]

No but why is reading fanfiction way easier than starting a new book

[sharlinefreire]

this is so me.

[sky-is-the-limit]

Parents: my child is fine

Meanwhile, the child's favourite shows:

[firefighterdiass]

i love reading about the same couple falling in love over and over in different scenarios and universes. quite endearing to be honest.

[neilgayman69]

They have never canonically fucked. But also they have, and they should, and it would be a horrible idea.

[writerquil]

you know i like the ship when i start to get violent whenever i see them

[howtokillavampire]

do you ever see fanart so tasty that you are then obligated to join the fandom and spend all of your waking hours learning the lore behind the characters, or is that not a universal experience?