#mcu incorrect quote inspired

[acourtofquestions]

Manon: Of course I care about all my coven equally.

Ghislaine: We were attacked while you were away.

Manon: Is Abraxos okay???

Asterin *shouting from a distance*: Really I get beat by a damned Wyvern?!

Vesta *casually slides money to Sorrel*

[hurtspideyparker]

Tony may be a genius academically, easily understanding anything he sets out to research or create, but street smarts and common sense just do not come naturally to him.

And then there's Steve, who may not understand anything about astrophysics or calculus, but is extremely clever and sharp. His practical intelligence and strategy helps him outwit even the greatest of brilliance.

Steve, watching Tony bump into the same coffee table for the third time this week: You good there?

Tony: Yeah don't worry about it, I do that all the time. Practically have a permanent bruise on my thigh from it

Steve: Why don't you just... move the table?

Tony:

Tony: Huh.

[threadofnorns]

Loki: Thanos knew I’d be just the one for this job ;)

Thanos, 20 minutes ago: bring me our most suicidal employee

[incorrectcompoundnotes]

Bucky: We’re out of eggs!

Natasha: CLINT!

Clint: *Chicken stance in the doorway*

[definitly-not-harley-keener]

Peter (both vigilante and burnt out college student) Parker: I’m gonna be an academic weapon. I will pull through.

Peter: I have been academically violated. I am an academic victim.

[natasharswifey]

[Yelena, Nat & Maria hanging out after a mission]

Natasha: On a scale of 1-10, how tired do I look?

Yelena: Well-

Natasha: I WAS ASKING MARIA.

[marvel-lous-guy]

Tony: What do you do if someone insults you?

Peter: be the bigger person

Harley: that's such a basic bitch answer

Tony: Peter, wrong. I taught you better than that. Harley, continue

Harley: Why be the bigger person? When you could be the problem

Tony: beautiful.

[traveller-of-the-knight]

Steven Grant inspires me every day 🥹

[theocddiaries]

Steve: You don't know anything about me. I bet if you look "self-absorbed" up in a dictionary, you'd find your picture. Tony: My picture's in the dictionary??? Is it a good one? Oh, what I'm saying, of course it's a good one. It's a photo of me.

[lilydreaming13]

"My mom yells at people, my dad punches bad guys" Sarah Elizabeth Carter-Rogers, who is 5 and a half years old, is extremely happy about her age. When questioned, what do your parents do?

[anabellelycan]

Y/n: didn’t you die?

Loki somehow time-slipping into the future: that was weeks ago. Sh!t changes

[acourtofquestions]

Lysandra: We're going out in public, I expect you to be on your best behavior.

Aedion, to Evangeline: Yup kiddo, listen to your Lysandra.

Lysandra: I was talking to you, Aedion.

Evangeline: I thought that was fairly obvious.

[winterspiderpurrs]

Bucky: No

Peter: pleeaaase

Bucky: you have the flu your sick I'm not fucking you

Peter: but I wanna!

Bucky: how do you even have the drive when your sick

Peter: I'm talented like that

Bucky: I'm still not fucking you. Once you get better we can break the bed but not before then

Peter:.......*blows nose and then pouts but not before throwing his tissue at Bucky*

[ilomilodailystuff]

(from a cute video I saw on tiktok, also including @alicerovai 's Freyja, Loki and Mobius's daughter 😭💞)

Freyja : Dad, mommy's making me a cheese sandwich. Do you want one too, my sweetheart ?

Mobius, working : Thank you, princess, I don't want a sandwich. Um... But can you ask mommy to make me a coffee, please ?

Freyja, 2 min later : Mommy didn't know how to turn the coffee machine on.

Freyja : I tried to tell her but she didn't listen.

Mobius, chuckling : tell her... You have to press the on button, and it turns on.

Mobius : Say to her : if you use your two braincells, you will figure it out.

Freyja, later : Mommy is very annoyed. Say sorry.

Freyja : she says she gonna put you in a bin.

Mobius : I wasn't being rude ! She's being rude now. Why don't you tell her off ?

Freyja : Dad, I'll put on timeout now, okay ?

Freyja to Loki : MOM. GO ON TIMEOUT. NOW.

Freyja to Mobius : she's on timeout for 4 minutes, dad, don't worry.

Mobius : that's my princess. You tell her. Tell her to fix up her behaviour.

Freyja, cutely : love you my sweetheart !

Mobius, melting and chuckling : love you too, baby, love you too.

Freyja, dead serious : dad, you will get your coffee.

[eosbishova]

Kate, covered in honey: What is— hONEY?

Yelena, who "accidentally" poured a bucket of honey on her: Yes, dear?

[forthedancingandthethriving]

Laharl: I don't identify as genderfluid, I am genderfluid.

Laharl: I identify as a menace.