SUMMARY: A recovering alcoholic must wrestle with demons within and without when he and his family move into a haunted hotel as caretakers.
Not to be mistaken with Stanley Kubrick's movie from 1980.
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Damian: "Red Hood has a pretty severe concussion. What do I do?"
Tim: "Extraction's still ten minutes out, just keep him talking."
Damian, urgently pressing the comm: "I don't want to talk to him, he's even more insufferable than usual."
Jason, lying on the ground, eyes closed: "That's funny Junior, because head trauma's the only thing that makes you bearable."
Damian, to Tim: "I'm leaving. It won't be the first time we've had a closed casket."
Tim, groaning disgustedly: "Robin--ugh, seriously, just stay there and keep him awake."
Damian, seething even more when he sees Jason's smirk: "Fine."
Jason, cracking open one eye: "Aww, are you concerned about me?"
Damian: "Shut up. The only thing I'm concerned about is our family's reputation after your public wipeout on that stupid motorcycle."
Jason:
Damian: "Are you still awake?" *kicks him* "Todd?"
Jason, grinning: "You said our family."
Damian, furious: "I didn't. You've lost more brain cells than you could afford."
Jason: "Wait 'till Tim hears, I think he'll want a group hug. Bruce is probably going to get emotionally constipated. Dickie would probably cry--"
Damian, panicking as he hears the Batmobile get closer: "Stop. Do not tell him--"
Jason: "You better erase every single fucking video of me crashing then."
Damian: "You have a deal."
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Me praying every ‘blue no matter who’ person in my mentions gets beat to death with sticks
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when i found comfort in :
being cold
being weak
dry lips
dizziness
irregular or no periods
losing my voice
looking dead
the numbers finally started rapidly dropping .
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*At the next companion support group*
Donna Noble: So, the Doctor bi-generated into two forms! One's gone off in the TARDIS to continue adventuring, and now the other one's having a nice, quiet life with me and my family. All nice happy ending for us all.
Yasmin Khan, about to snap her phone in half: They f*cking did WHAT-
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