#open sessions

[stuckinapril]

[lustwithoutlore]

Barbara: What did you get Dick for his birthday?

Jason: I got him a Glutemaster

Barbara: Really? Me too!

Stephanie: I also got him a Glutemaster.

Duke, gesturing to himself and Tim: Looks like we had the same idea.

Jason, sighing: Kill me. Please tell me you didn’t get Dick a Glutemaster as well.

Cass: I got him… a Glutemaster 🥰

Later-

Dick, surrounded by Glutemasters: THIS IS THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVER!!

[fangirl-k8ee-ladyknight]

I need a fanfic where everyday after four am training, Jamie sends a “Roy-cast” to the team chat letting them know Roy’s general mood for the day and what he predicts practice is going to look like for the day.

When Roy takes over as gaffer, he stops the private training with Jamie to avoid accusations of favoritism. Within two weeks the team beg him to start back up again because:

1) him and Jamie are sniping at each other again and while it’s not loan season bad, it’s making everyone anxious and clearly the two of them need that time together to get it out of their system everyday, and more importantly,

2) they need the Roy-cast back because it’s fucking with everyone’s breakfast choices and now Will doesn’t know when to have extra towels ready or to make a larger batch of sport drink.

[thisisadonaldduckblognow]

all the rise boys get done dirty on characterization by fandom in different ways i think. (not ALL the time every fanwork etc etc these are just like, trends i tend to notice?) every fandom suffers from losing character nuance.

- leo i’ve talked about plenty on this blog, how some of his canon traits (genuine belief in his skill and cockiness, capacity for joy, his manipulativeness whether for good or ill) seem to get watered down or wiped off the board and supplemented with generic sad boy. his struggles with purpose and identity and not wanting to fail somehow morph into “he hates and completely holds no value for himself”

- donnie’s canon personality gets blurred out and largely replaced with whatever list of Neurodivergent Traits. and i think there’s such a fine line to walk between exploring a character that’s been word of god confirmed as on the spectrum and overwriting what’s canonically there. it’s a hard needle to thread. it also feels like a lot of his canon emotiveness gets left off the table for some reason. bc he does have his moments of flat/deadpan delivery, but a lot of the time he’s honestly very emotive. he has the passion of a theatre kid and the vindictiveness of... also a theatre kid. and the mind of a scientist.

- raph loses so much of his rowdy teen boy energy it’s kind of wild? like interpretations sand off that he’s also impulsive and can be reckless and dumb and LOVES fighting and roughhousing and isn’t the most eloquent person. suddenly there’s this pitch perfect soft boy big bro who would never hurt a fly and always says the exact right supportive thing and singlehandedly raised his 3 brothers (which simultaneously sands off all the nuance of splinter’s issues emotionally connecting with his sons and how that affected all of them). and like i LOVE raph, he’s so full of love and care and anxiety, he clearly has learned to put a lot of work into being aware of his strength and size. but there’s a difference you know?

- mikey is like. where raph gets overparentified by fanon, mikey gets over “family therapist”-ed IMO. the impulsiveness, the goofiness, the powerful emotions including a VERY powerful temper, the flat-out dumb teen boy choices... they get ignored. suddenly there’s this only very sweet and earnest boy who has read a hundred psychology books and runs group family therapy weekly or something. he is crying in his room bc leo and raph are arguing about something. which is so. he IS very sweet and can be very earnest and is full of love! he HAS come in with his opinions and unsolicited advice a couple of times and life coached for the greater good. but there’s a difference between what he does in canon and the role he gets in fanon.

[luposlipaphobya]

I’m standing across from you (but I see you)

I’ve dreamt alone, now the dreams won’t do (but I see you)

(We're still working hard on some pieces for a zine about those two characters with @the-nothing-maker and I can't tell you how proud I am for our hard work! It's never easy to create something this big about original characters, but even if I feel quite anxious I'm not quitting!)

[bylerain]

"I want to live Mike."

"You will. You're living right now, and you will keep living after all this is over."

"No Mike. I want to live and enjoy it, not survive and pretend to be okay with it. Because I haven't been okay with it for 5 years. This isn't living."

[i-ideate]

GOT THE REAL BRICK!

I LITERALLY FROZE LIKE A DEER IN HEADLIGHTS WHEN I SAW IT

[morrigan-sims]

And I forget sometimes I'm just flesh and bone.

As he stands in the ruined bathroom, all Rook can think is, At least now I can breathe.

[baiuzensenn]

Just saw an interesting stat:

In the past 30 years, only four drivers - Fernando Alonso, Sebastian Vettel, Max Verstappen and Charles Leclerc - have won at both Monaco and Monza in the same year. Two of them also won WDC of that year - Seb and Max.

[foldingfittedsheets]

Are we doing sex asks? You mentioned multiple orgasms in your last one, and I literally do not understand what that means. Does that mean you can have several orgasms in a row? How can you tell it's multiple and not just one long one? Or does it mean you don't need a break before continuing to do sexy stuff? Or you can just have two orgasms in one session?

Well, it rather depends on the person. In general scope multiple orgasms are one after another, or multiple in one session of sex. For most people there’s a cooldown before the next one but I’ve heard some women describe a more continuous experience that has peaks and valleys so it’s more like several different orgasms rather than one long one.

Smut is extraordinarily fond of portraying a lot of orgasms because the idea is sexy and appealing, but I’ve heard many more people tell me they’re one and done. There’s an idea that other people are having buckets of orgasms when it’s like, maybe a few folks are, but it’s not the norm.

[pilledddcute]

inspired by @/socks.on.shoes on Instagram’s animatic, lovely lady featured is Juno Steel from @thepenumbrapodcast !

[redspleen]

what if the REAL Curse of Strahd was the friends we made along the way ?!

[myokk]

Sebastian had a few days leave from duty so he visited Eloise😇😇

[geddy-leesbian]

Extensive look at every part of Luis's childhood home PART 4: Hallway + Living Room

(This is a redo of a previous post, because I'd made it while half asleep and after revisiting realized I dropped the ball with it and missed a lot of things 😅)

RE4R Details Masterlist

bonus:

Due to tumblr's image limit, I'll be including some extra pictures in a reblog, so check the notes for a few more screenshots!

(as always please feel free to use these for whatever you want, but credit me by linking back to this post, because I have sunk A LOT of time into getting all of these!)

[gaylactic-fire]

Looking for childcare places to work/study at and your options are "Little Worms", "Scrumbles And Scrimbles" or "John's Childcare." And they all suck.

[seashoreships]

Looks around nervously.... thsc requests are open....