#roast cod

[grechka-zhest]

the mans getting a dead wife montage

[thepromiscuousfinger]

COD lobbies are toxic af, but lawd these are some good ones

[wombywoo]

retired 🩶

[hurrraaid]

I Really missed drawing Roach using BSL

[bowi333]

bug bugging his boyfriend

[bigassmoonchild]

night team here

can we request ghost with a daughter that is the mini verison of him like soap thinks shes gonna be sweet and nice and she bullies him worse than her father does

bonus points

price already knew ghosts daughter was a complete savage but soap annoyed him that morning and price decided the consequences of his actions was being brutally roasted

(daughter is gonna be leaning teens just bc i said so. also, thank you so much for the request!! love the night team 🫶🫶)

soap wasn’t supposed to know. this wasn’t something anyone was supposed to know, but simon was decently okay with price knowing. price knew to keep secrets, hell, price had his own.

but simon accidentally let it slip.

‘i’ve gotta get home, early morning,’ he’d told the 141 when they wanted to go out for drinks after a successful mission. they gave him odd looks (one of them was a knowing one, but he’d ignore price being offered to come watch a recital).

soap didn’t let it go, no he didn’t. ‘got the missus waiting back there?’ and simon was exhausted, it was a long mission and all he wanted was to sleep in his own house.

‘kids got a recital,’ he’d muttered and had walked away. what he didn’t expect was to find a huge amount of messages from soap the next morning. most consisted of the same things.

kid??

who’d have a child with you??

what’s the mother look like?

what’s the kids name?

son or daughter?

maybe i wanted to come watch too

i’m technically their uncle

and simon had to leave, collected you from your grandmother and took you to the recital. you were beautiful, the pride and joy of his life. someone he’d never thought he’d ever had, someone he never knew he could love more than anything.

it took months for simon to wear down enough ti even allow any of them to see a picture of you, let alone know your name.

‘beauty, that one is. you sure she came from you?’ simon shoved soap off the chair for that comment. soap continued to rave about being an ‘uncle’ and as much as simon didn’t want it, he had to tell you.

you looked at him weird when he admitted he’d spoken about you to the 141. you knew, generally, what he did but you didn’t get details.

‘ok and?’ you’d asked. ‘what’re they gonna do? it’s not like they’re gonna do something behind your back, not like price has said anything,’ and he worried. maybe he coddled you a little, but you were his girl.

and you’d agreed to meeting them, but told simon you didn’t want to know when. ‘i’ll be thinking about it too much,’ you told him.

simon finally dropped a few names for you, late one night when he’d finally relaxed with some whiskey (he didn’t mention the watered down taste).

‘what kinda name is soap? he drop it or something?’

it took some time before simon had grown any sort of comfortable letting anyone but price be around you. it wasn’t common that you stayed by price when simon was out on a mission, but the occasion happened when it was possibly a fatal one.

it was early morning when you’d sent a text to simon, he hadn’t meant to go to the compound at all that day but had made a lunch. it was a picture of the lunch, still sitting in the fridge with the caption ‘you forget something?’

and he’d groaned, mentioning to price in passing that he forgot his lunch at home. soap and gaz had been there, and a little smile came from soap.

‘just have the lass bring it ‘round, i’m sure she’s dying to meet her uncles,’ price gave a little grimace. ‘what? she’s probably a sweetheart, i cant imagine a girl like her would turn out like ghost,’

you’d relented to bring it around, especially after price messaged you about soap not being able to shut up about meeting you.

he’s pressing me for information. -john

if you bring the food, i’ll give your dad an extra day of leave. -john

please, i’m about to make him run. -john

you always laughed a little when he signed off after each text. it was his own little thing, and you secretly enjoyed having a fatherly figure text you more than three words.

when you got to the compound, you found price waiting outside for you and you waggled the bag of food at him. he let you in, guiding you through the halls to where simon and the others were.

‘try not to forget it, next time,’ you told simon. he gave you a small grunt, one that sounded like his ‘thank you’.

soap walked up to you, giving you a cheeky grin and swinging his arm around your shoulder. ‘how’s it been, lass?’ he asked you and you shook his arm off.

‘you know it’s not the 80’s anymore, right?’ he blinked at you. snorting softly with an eye roll, you sat down in the nearest chair. ‘mullets back in style, you know. might fit you better,’ you commented.

soap was left with his mouth open, gesturing faintly to you then to simon. ‘she can’t be like you,’ he nearly hissed.

‘don’t act so surprised, she said damn near the same thing to me,’ price lamented, thinking back on his first time meeting you.

‘you from the 1800’s? christ, i haven’t seen anyone willingly have that beard,’ you’d told him oh so long ago.

you looked around, leaning towards him. ‘who else am i supposed to be like? i’m pretty sure he’s my father,’ you hissed back.

all soap could do was blink. a little ghost? no, he couldn’t believe it. he saw simon give you a little fist bump, almost saw a few dollars being passed between you two.

simon pulled his mask off to eat and you looked at him closely. ‘you get a haircut?’ you asked, squinting your eyes suspiciously.

‘nope,’ he responded. ‘got ‘em all cut,’ and you snorted a short laugh. soap couldn’t do much but watch the interaction, realization slowly settling in.

‘that’s why you tell those shitty jokes?’ he announced. ‘you’re actually a father telling dad jokes,’

you gave a little smile and he could see the admiration in your eyes. god, you were just like your father but the confidence came off of you so easily.

‘yknow he came to my parents job show and tell once,’ you told everyone and simon stared at you. almost daring you to finish. ‘he didn’t take the mask off and had to leave, he scared too many of the kids,’

you spoke so fondly of him.

‘but he’s a prick, so he just left,’ simon lightly kicked your leg and you made a big show of it. you might be his kid, but you had your own personality in there.

and simon would be dead before anyone took that from you.

[wolflythewolf07]

Here is a rushed drawing of these sillies

I remembered that I don’t like coloring drawings and I have no idea how to draw digitally halfway through making this

[martuzzio]

Go on ao3 and read the Ghost x Roach fics. Go on ao3 and read the Ghost x Roach fics. Go on ao3 and read the Ghost x Roach fics. Go on ao3 and read the Ghost x Roach fics. Go on ao3 and read

Haha anyway. Check out some closeups under the cut :D

[buffetlicious]

Itacho Sushi (板长寿司) is currently holding a Premium Hokkaido Scallop Festival with up to 30 per cent off their range of innovative scallop items. As a seafood lover, I can’t afford to miss this chance to savour the shellfishes. Heading to the branch at ION Orchard on a weekday morning to beat the peak lunch time crowd.

Flipping through the online menu via the tablet, I quickly zoomed in to the Scallop Sushi promotion page and started sending the items to the cart. Took a slightly longer time to decide which are the dishes I wanted as they all look equally delectable. In the meantime, scooped out a small spoonful of wasabi and poured soy sauce over it.

Didn’t have to wait for long before the first plate of sushi was served. From the left are two each of Roasted Salmon Skin Soya Sauce (S$1++ each) and Roasted Salmon Skin Soya Sauce with Cod Fish Caviar Mayo (S$1.20++ each) sushi. The salmon sushi were melt in the mouth soft and so yummy. If not because the restaurant limits each customer to just two pieces per type, I would have order it over and over again.

The three scallop sushi on the right side of the plate are Roasted Scallop Sushi (S$3.50++), Roasted Scallop with Black Truffle Sushi (S$3.90++) and Roasted Scallop with Cod Fish Caviar Sushi (S$3.70++). All three of the scallop items were so fresh and sweet tasting just like those I had in Hokkaido. The toppings on the two of the sushi enhanced the overall flavours to raise it up a notch.

The next plate I ordered is the 3 Kinds Scallop Sushi Set (S$5.80++). The scallops are un-torched and came with different toppings of tobiko mayo (seasoned flying fish roe), black truffle (paste form) and lobster salad with avocado. Again the raw scallops were just so yummy and the toppings complemented the whole package.

The last dish to be served is this Baked Scallop Spicy Salmon Mayo Egg with Rice (S$8.40++). A beautiful dish topped with six scallops, an egg and baked till golden brown. The creamy and spicy salmon mayonnaise completely covered the white rice underneath. The oozing egg yolk added a wholesome goodness to the rice dish. Even as I walked to the cashier to pay the bill, I am already planning on the next trip to try out the other dishes on the menu.

Selected images courtesy of Itacho Sushi.

[ithseem]

Gently(ish) Roasting You Based on your Court of Darkness Kin (Updated)

Disclaimer: All of these are jokes, so if you're offended, sorry. Also, I cannot say how accurate this is. Anyways, on to the roasting!

Guy: Congratulations! You're getting your ass dragged to therapy, and you're getting exorcised. Please do not resist

Lynt: Youngest child energy

Toa: How's the gifted kid burnout syndrome treating you? I'm also dragging your ass to therapy and an exorcism. Please do not resist

Roy: Middle child/oldest child energy. You also need therapy

Fenn: You were emotionally neglected as a child, weren't you? Also, how many times am I gonna say "You need therapy" and "You need an exorcism" in this post?

Rio: Do you kin him because you love food or do you kin him because you're the glue of your family/friend group?

Lance: Low-key you seem pretty done with life. tbh, I can't really blame you. You are also in desperate need of therapy and an exorcism

Dia: Autism? Autism. + ADHD and a desperate need for therapy

Lou: You're a sucker and a half for the soulmate AU aren't you? You also need therapy and an exorcism

Grayson: You felt had to make up for your shortcomings by finding at least one thing you're good at, didn't you? Also, you need therapy and an exorcism

Jasper: ... I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt and say you probably didn't read his book 1. If this is the case: you are in desperate need of a vacation. If not... well, I'm hoping you don't kin him for... that

Tino: You probably have some form of PTSD or C-PTSD and because of that (at least subconsciously) you don't want others to feel the way you did. You also need therapy to not only help you with that but also a whole slew of other things

Knight: Feral cat energy. You're also insecure about your height, aren't you? Do you also kin Epel Felmier from Twisted Wonderland?

Aquia: Aren't you tired of being nice? Don't you want to go apeshit?

Sherry: Low-key, you're a menace to society but in a wholesome way

Violet: You're a tired mom/older sister

[yin-yanglulu]

God can the drama surrounding that post fade out now i just wanna see Skylanders content

[wibixthecowboy]

Hello my lovelies!

I wanted to make a quick update and let you know that I am not dead!

I am working on chapter 13 now and hope to have it up by this weekend. I have absolutely no plans to abandon this fic, it’s my pride and joy!

As for the fic requests, so many of you have submitted such amazing prompts and I can’t wait to play with some of them (feel free to keep submitting!). I might upload one tomorrow if I can finally bring myself to post it. It’s got something to do with Price and a “Lana coded fem” (their words not mine). So hopefully that will tide you guys over!

As always thank you for being so patient, I love you all and will hopefully be chatting about 13 soon! 🫶

[glorfindelssword]

Guys tf141 are from the uk and I'm telling u rn they have eaten AND LIKE beans on toast

[sunshine-and-moonshine]

fucking get done with one WIP and add ten more. Finish that Valeria post and immediately get hit with the thought of Succubus!Valeria and Incubus!Alejandro double teaming a priest!Reader

[fictional-men-have-my-heart]

I just want to say thank you to those who have been following along or may have just joined, I didn't think when starting this or getting back into Tumblr I'd end up with a post with more than 20 notes, and now I've got multiple over 50 and one that topped 80. Little sappy blurb over, now:

Day 17: Can you imagine the zingers that would be flying around with these guys? All of the 141, Los Vaqueros, and König are sassy and sarcastic at times, so imagine getting stuck in a long haul mission with them.

• It starts out as cringe dad jokes. Mostly Price and Gaz coming in with stuff like

• "What side of the street did the kids wait for the bus on?"

°"Which side Captain?"

° "The right side. Otherwise, they'd get left."

• Groans would sound in the comms. You knew some of the team would be shaking their heads and laughing under their breath.

• As hours turned into days, the jokes would steadily become darker in nature.

• Your Lt was especially bad about these. Once, when Rudy was trying to light a small fire to warm up some food in camp, he used too much accelerant and lit his glove on fire.

• Ghost immediately piped up.

• "Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life."

° "Is now really the best time for that Ghost?" Gaz asked. You and Soap were cracking up, hiding your faces in your hands.

• Jokes were also used to check in with each other.

• "Hey, rookie, why should you not break people's hearts?" Soap had asked.

° "Enlighten me."

° "Cause they've only got one. Break their bones instead, they've got 206 of 'em."

° "Good one, Johnny." Ghost's voice rumbled in your ear.

• Alejandro and König were just overall sassy when in the field.

° "Get your ass out of the air rookie; you don't need another hole in it." Alejandro had said as he planted a boot on your lower back.

° "Look at you, so little like a mouse." König had chuckled when you were paired to spar when you both weren't on watch.

° "The bigger they are, the harder they fall buddy." You retorted, watching him closely.

° A well placed kick to his chest had him stumbling, but when you rushed him, he caught you effortlessly and pinned you to him.

° "Nice try, Kleiner." He had crowed. A sweep of one leg behind him had you two on the ground, and you straddled his back, pinning his arms behind him.

° "You ever heard the phrase "Dynamite comes in small packages?". Keep that in mind."

I just feel like with how much banter we saw in the campaign, we'd get a lot of the same in the crew on a mission. I'm always a fan of witty and fun shit-talking on your friends. We roast each other damn near constantly haha.

[fanaticalthings]

I have not written anything in nearly 3 years and I can't believe the first thing I'm compelled to write is a ghostroach fic