just imagining a teeny tiny tim being absolutely devastated about jason’s death, that he manages to get on to dark forums to contact a mercenary for a hit on the joker’s life.
and who happens to be that mercenary? deathstroke.
tim wires money from his (admittedly very high) allowance to slade, who finishes the job within the week — news outlets are going crazy as nobody knows who pulled off such a stunt — bruce is confused, and dick is both grateful, that someone took the bastard who killed his baby brothers life, and angry, because bruce wasn’t the one to do it.
slade however? wants to investigate, someone finally had the gall to order a hit on the joker and he’s a little curious to see who it is.
only come to find a little boy all alone in a big house who spends his nights following around a vigilante in a furry suit.
and, well, slade hasn’t been the best parent, and probably doesn’t know how to deal with an average kid, but who can blame him when he begins to train tim into becoming a mercenary just like him — after all, how else is he gonna defend himself on the streets of gotham when he gallivants around with an expensive camera, a sign basically saying ‘kidnap me!’ strapped to his chest?
so what if the kid becomes robin and uses those skills in the cape? that’s batman’s problem to figure out.
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Wally: He’s stalking you!!
Dick: Please Slade isn’t even my most dedicated stalker… he is
7 year old Tim Drake: Haha Uh …hi
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It's so FUCKING INFURIATING AND EMBARRASING how fanon Jason Todd stans always tell newbie Jason fans 'Don't read comics,just make shit up!!!' when they SHOULD tell them 'If you're scared to read comics,just watch Under The Red Hood!' when it's the perfect Jason adaption and average movie length!!!If you like Jason Todd but haven't actually consumed his media yet and want to get started,ignore those niggas because they're the same people who pretend Jason's Robin dosen't exist because he's black,are disgusted that all three of his love interests have been woc because they want him to only date white boys and white pick me girls and complete erase Jason's autistic-coding,goth punk slay and just his entire swag including what'd make him beyond good afrolatino rep but are foul enough to hc him as latino anyway.Those are the devils talking and you should tune them out by starting up Utrh and you should get your favorite snacks for too because you deserve them and i've read every Jason issue ever so if you want more info on him when you're done follow me since i'll actually know what i'm talking about,i love y'all and stay hydrated and ignoring Janky Talker truthers
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Dick: hey tim ur turning 18!! what are ur birthday plans :)
Tim: yea i dont do birthdays anymore.
Dick: ??? why ????
Tim: well after bruce and alfred decided to psychologically torture me for my 16th, and almost everyone i ever cared about was dead for my 17th birthdays kind of make me nervous now lmao.
Dick: oh
*Later*
Tim: Bruce just apologized to me??? also why are him and alfred jumping at shadows
Dick, completely normal unless u fuck w his brothers, Grayson: who knows lol old people are weird
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🎄✨ Merry Christmas!! ✨🎄
Did my favorite DC characters make themselves into gingerbread? Or has some bad guy made this their festive fate? You decide!
(Drawn for me by izzwizzz over on Flight Rising!)
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slade: …
damian: …
slade: you remind me a lot of that brother of yours —
dick: damian NO - that’s the bad touch man, separate yourself from him, he’s on a registry somewhere
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Working on an animated series pitch set during Dick’s Batman years, wanted to get my main heroes’ and villains’ character designs down for the series
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Just Slade watching his little bird. (Someone call the FBI XD)
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