#so no quote for me

[sadclowncentral]

cannot stop thinking about the french man who during dinner responded to a person asking "should we be naughty and get desert" by pulling a face and going "naughty? it is chocolate, it is not an, uh, threesome"

[fanaticalthings]

Bruce Wayne except he texts like an ominous boomer

wdym you can't tell if he's threatening them?

Based on this post by @mysterycitrus :)

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Bonus:

Happy birthday, Tim 🥰

[midnight-coffee94]

No single line has ever wrecked me as hard as this one from the Good Place and I think about it constantly

[galactic-magick]

Star Trek makes me soooo crazy cuz you got Picard saying things like "It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose."

And Data saying things like "I would gladly risk feeling bad at times, if it also meant that I could taste my dessert."

And Bashir saying things like “You can't go through life trying to avoid getting a broken heart. If you do, it'll break from loneliness anyway."

And Odo sayings things like "It has been my observation that one of the prices of giving people freedom of choice is that sometimes they make the wrong choice."

And I’m just supposed to be normal about it???

[nrmtenjoyer]

Jake is so real because if I had stretchy powers I'd be 100% doing stupid shit like this

[burkiningalerisi]

[milesofstars]

dont worry about it jason...

[amalgamezz]

ALT

[katseyes]

Andre Braugher as Raymond Holt Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Season 1

[hottubsandwiches]

needed to draw scar in the sunflower field after seeing his tweet about it

[fanaticalthings]

next thing you're gonna tell me is that the butts match 🙄

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[astralmarionette]

new layout new me

[unsung-idiot]

way to ruin the mood

[flowerytale]

Frank O'Hara, from “Biotherm (for Bill Berkson)”, The Collected Poems

[incorrect-batfam-quotes-mostly]

Duke: *referring to Tim* What's wrong with him?

Dick: We all have our own theory.

[superkursunaskr]