#they are sirius and regulus coded

[wislana]

hiii!! i know its been a while since i posted and i’m so sorry!!! as my apologies i present to you some sibling angst!! if you’d like to know more about them let me know i really want to talk abt them

[siriusly-insane]

I only yap about the marauders on days that end with y

[fourthemarauders]

James: there’s nothing in the fridge

Regulus: well, you could always eat me

Sirius, loudly closing his book: do you realize there’s other people in the room when you say this shit

[ezkel]

thinking about Muggle au regulus that ran away when he was over 18, no money, no idea how to make or save money, no cooking skills, no cleaning skills, freeloading on Barty and Evans couch and getting a job at a McDonald's drive through

imagine Sirius is buying maccas and the person handing over his food is his prissy spoilt brother that he hasn't seen in 5yrs

[thessynyx]

regulus is the type of person to say “bum” when something inconvenient happens.

forgot his textbook? “bum”

barty says he had a bad day? “bum”

inferi start crawling out of the water? “…bum”

[moonysraygun]

Barty Crouch Jr is a power bottom, what do you mean top or switch?

[siriusblackdevotee]

*Sirius finds out abt Jegulus but doesn't confront them bc he's chill and waiting for them to tell him themselves except it blows over bc of course it does and this is how I imagine it*

Sirius: no offense, but you can't compete with my style

Regulus: full offense, but you have no taste

Sirius: you're fucking my bestfriend

Regulus:

Sirius:

Sirius: ...and you're wearing my shirt

Regulus (panicking): this isn't your shirt

Sirius: ??? YES IT IS???

[themoonandtosaturn]

regulus "cause i loved you, i swear i loved you, till my dying day" black

and

james "and I still talk to you (when I'm screaming at the sky)" potter

[anonymouse5]

*in an argument*

Regulus: there’s a universe where you’re not gay

Sirius:

Sirius: now that’s just hurtful

[hedonisticeiram]

Regulus to Sirius: “I may be sensitive, but you’re unkind and that’s worse.”

[cryingoverdeadgaywizzards]

“Winner is Sirius” NO!! Winner is Regulus after Sirius left.

[sunseekerlove]

i made a quiz…

[ramonaistired]

Am i the only one who thinks Effie would be the energetic one

I see Monty as more calm, happy, likes tea.

Effie is more of a fire spirit, starts fires, and would most definitely scream and punch a wall when her team doesn’t win at quidditch.

Monty’s favorite children would be: Remus, Regulus, Evan, Pandora, and Mary

While Effie’s favorite child would be: Sirius, Barty, Marlene, Lily, Dorcas, and James.

Effie has a soft side for all her children though.

But they all prefer the side that teaches them where the secret places are in hogwarts so they can escape while doing a prank.

Monty is over here sighing and being in love with her

(She’s playing arrow roulette where she shoots an arrow up from the sky and you have to run before it hits you on its way back down. (Yes this is from grownups the movie))

[labyrinthhofmymind]

*james and regulus making out*

sirius *walks into the room*: what the actual fuck?!

*james and regulus spring apart*

regulus: agh! oh, god.

sirius *hand over mouth in shock*: oh you sick sick bastards.

regulus: it’s nothing sirius-

sirius: this is incest!

james: no it’s not?!

sirius: yes it is JAMES!

james *gesturing to him and regulus*: we’re not related!

sirius: OH AND THAT MAKES IT OK I SUPPOSE?!!!

james: well it makes it not incest!

sirius *panicking*: right- ok…. i’m going to give YOU *points to james* the benefit of the doubt and say that head injury was MUCH worse than what we thought. and… YOU *points to regulus* are temporarily possessed by whatever evil spirit is rattling about this joint which has caused you to lose the absolute FUCKING RUN OF YOURSELF!

regulus: this is none of your business sirius.

sirius: oh but it IS fuck features… IT IS VERY MUCH MY BUSINESS! this can’t happen ok?? you two can’t get together because- putting aside the fact it makes me want to boke my actual ring up- if you get together you’ll break up *starts getting emotional* and then where does that leave me james? you may be my best friend but he’s my brother! and dickhead or not i’ll have to stick with him! don’t put me in that position!

*remus suddenly walks into the room*

remus: what’s… going on?

sirius: nothing.

[itsriotmotherfuckers]

Sit down when I tell you this because some of you are dying on this hill and it’s just wrong.

Harry Potter is, under no circumstances, the Regulus Black of the Lightning Bolt Era.

[jamjarflowers]

james fleamont potter