I am thinking of Alicent secretly adoring those big poofy dresses with dozens of stiff petticoats and wide skirts that lets you kinda flounce around but never lets herself wear them because she is Holy and Holy People Do Not Suffer Vanity, I am thinking of twenty-two year old Alicent stroking her mother’s extravagant Hightower dresses like a child playing pretend in secrecy, never allowing herself to try them on, never letting herself experience joy because of the pressure she’s put on herself
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THIS
THIIIIIISSSSS
SO SOFT
[ update: header by @maul-of-shame ! so sorry, i didn't know🫠 ]
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Dick: You use to be so cute and tiny..
Jason: And you use to be cool. We both changed.
Dick: Wha-?! I'm still cool!!
Jason: Okay, 'officer Grayson'. Cops aren't cool.
Dick: THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO
Jason: STILL FRESH IN MY MIND, PIG!
Dick: LET IT GO!
Jason: NO. YOU WERE THE ONE WHO SAID FUCK THE POLICE! THOSE WERE WORDS I LIVED BY!
Dick: OH MY GOD. YOURE THE ONLY ONE THAT STILL REMEMBERS THAT!
Tim, walking into the living room: I remember it.
Duke, from another room: I heard about it! You've lost 1000 aura man!
Cassandra, poking her head in: I've also heard about it.
Dick: EVERYONE SHUT UP.
Jason: Just like a cop to order people around like that, shameless.
Dick, groans: Fuuuuck-!
Dick: All of you are going to make me age like milk!
Damian, popping up behind him: Is it wrong to say it's too late for that?
Dick, practically shaking: Damian..I swear to God.
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"Steve and Ezra aren't angsty" woe mortifying ideal of being known and the terror of daring to hope and look towards the future after spending so long assuming you'd die be upon you.
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james: [accidentally brushes regulus’ hand with his own]
regulus: [aggressively holds james’ hand]
regulus: fucking commit to it.
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thinking a lot right now how kabru’s fascination/obsession with humans makes him such a ruthless fighter against them in the same way that laios is so effective against monsters because he studies up on them endlessly
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nobody is talking about how horrifying this picture is. petrified, drowned, stabbed, turned into a zombie, stuck in time, the Bad Ending of Sock Opera, lost in time, eaten by the Summerween trickster, gnome queen mabel, stayed shrunk, stuck in a videogame, recruited by the Society of the Blind Eye, etc. like y'all they are so astronimically lucky.
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