#we listen and we don't judge

[zippyskyfalls]

We listen and we don't judge

When I was 7, me and my friends saved a fish from drowning

(Tag your moots)

@literallylink--who-tf-is-ravioli @sunlights-daughter @protagaster @somereaderinblue @fronzie @notesbyaphrodite

[neeeooon]

when you play “10 hours of silence interrupted by the Vine boom sound effect at random intervals” during an argument ;

i woke up in a cold sweat w this idea. we listen and we don’t judge 🤗

bf bllk x gn!reader. cw: mention of sex in reo’s, infidelity in otoya’s (are we surprised)

mikage reo

-> “i don’t want to talk about this anymore, y/n!” “you called me nagi in bed, reo!” BOOM.

-> “you know i didn’t mean it, babe!” “why were you thinking about your best friend while you’re having sex with me?!” “i wasn’t—!” BOOM. “—this is just a big misunderstanding.” BOOM.

-> “whatever. i need some time.” “fine…” he patiently waits for the boom. nothing happens. “take all the time you n—“ BOOM. “—GODDAMN IT Y/N.”

shidou ryusei

-> “i still dont get why you’re upset…” “you USED my EYELINER.” BOOM. “AND YOU DIDNT EVEN CLOSE IT PROPERLY.” BOOM.

-> you opened your mouth to rebut, but nothing came out except a third BOOM from your phone. you forced yourself not to laugh at shidou’s serious expression

-> “ryu..” BOOM. “i am.. so sorry for not closing your eyeliner properly.” BOOM. “i’ll buy you a new one.”

isagi yoichi

-> “i could have died!” “i didn’t mean to put the car into drive!” BOOM.

-> you were trying to teach your boyfriend how to drive, which led to an argument when he almost ran you over trying to back out of the driveway

-> you didn’t realize your phone was connected to the car’s bluetooth and playing youtube. “y/n?” “yes?” “… did the car just—“ BOOM. “… i think that’s enough driving for today.” “yep. pizza?” “yes.”

itoshi rin

-> “don’t you dare.”

-> you didn’t get a chance to hit unpause on the BOOM video after drawing a mustache on a sleeping rin :(

otoya eita

-> you accidentally clicked on the BOOM video but got a little distracted when you saw a text pop up on your boyfriend’s phone

-> “you’re cheating on me?!” BOOM. “.. hah—“ “ARE YOU SERIOUSLY LAUGHING RIGHT NOW?!” “IM SORRY Y/N I WASNT EXPECTING—“ BOOM. “—THAT HAHAAHAH.”

-> “i’m breaking up with you.” “that’s fair.”

[crikitune]

waittt wait imagine the batfam doing the "we listen and we don't judge" trend!? (forgive any formatting errors, first time making a post like this!)

all: we listen and we don't judge!

dick: when I first came to the manor, i used to strategically time whenever I'd do acrobatics -off the chandeliers and stuff, of course- to when bruce was about to walk in just so i could see him look terrified and start freaking out. it was the height of comedy to me

jason: lowkey a mood... damian: tormenting Father seems to be a common passtime with this group.

all: we listen and we don't judge!

barbara: when i first became oracle, i hacked all of my ex-boyfriends devices and gave each one irreversible viruses. now anytime i get bored, i go mess with their replacement electronics in reversible but annoying ways

steph: sounds incredibly healing! cass: as you should.

all: we listen and we don't judge

jason: when i attacked tim in the titans tower, i did it in an adult-sized Robin costume.

steph: PFTT- WHAT duke: ...why, man? just why?

jason: ...I thought it was symbolic and poetic justice.

all, laughing a little: we listen and we don't judge!

cass: When i was still learning to communicate, I'd sometimes pretend not to understand what people told me so that I didn't have to answer their questions and they couldn't pester me about it ☺️

jason, laughing: ohhh cass that is EVIL tim: god, i wish i could do that with the board members...

all: we listen and we don't judge

tim: when i was going to Brentwood during my Robin days, my alcoholic roommate found my Robin costume, put it on, then passed out in it, so I had to literally peel it off of him and then gaslight him into not remembering it.

dick: WHAT. jason: bet you couldn't get that smell out for ages. tim: i really, really couldn't...

all: we... we listen and we don't judge!

steph: when i first met tim, i smacked him in the face with a brick. also i started dating him without knowing his secret ID, so that was pretty brutal...

cass: you deserve better. tim: hey! i wasn't that bad! steph: ehhhh you were, but it's okay cus I love ya and we're over it now!

all: we listen, and we don't judge.

duke: uhm. around when i first started living at the manor i thought it would be funny to pull a prank on Dick, so I put nair in his shampoo. it backfired spectacularly.

dick: THAT WAS YOU!? damian: i thought only Todd would be so idiotic... steph: *breaking down in laughter* tim: you were the one who started the 4 month long prank war!? jason: duke. i'm going to hit you. duke: ...aha, oops?

all: we listen... and we don't judge.

damian: ahem. you all remember the box of kittens i found on patrol a few weeks ago, which father forced me to bring to a shelter? *nods* well i did not give them to the shelter. they are in my room. i let them out everytime you all are out.

steph: ohmygod, dami, whattt jason: damn, you are a delinquent after all!

dick: wait damian. where are the kittens now.

damian, who's hoodie looks suspiciously padded: nowhere.

dick: damian show us the kittens right now-

all, as dick starts wrestling damian to retrieve the kittens: we listen- and we don't judge!

[volwoq]

The redbull admins' ultimate dream

[zhelin-thames]

A Batfamily Podcast: "BRUCE, EXPLAIN THIS"

Group Chat: "Batfam Investigations"

Masterpost part 2/4

Tim: "So I was digging through old mission logs, and uh... Bruce, explain this."

[File: Screenshot of a security cam feed showing Batman dramatically standing on a rooftop in the rain for exactly three hours, unmoving.]

Dick: "Bro... were you just standing there?"

Stephanie: "Is this a mood or a training exercise?"

Jason: "This man thinks he's in a movie."

Damian: "Fools. He is establishing dominance."

Babs: "No, I checked the comms. He didn't say a word the entire time."

Cass: [side-eye emoji]

Bruce: "Surveillance."

Tim: "Of WHAT? The sky??"

Bruce: "The city."

Jason: "Bro was brooding so hard he turned into a gargoyle."

Stephanie: "Alfred, can you confirm?"

Alfred: "Master Wayne is indeed prone to unnecessarily dramatic behavior. I simply bring him tea and let him be."

Bruce: "I do not engage in unnecessary dramatics."

Babs: "You literally have a shadow cape-flare technique in the Batcomputer."

Dick: "ALSO. I found another one."

[File: Batman standing in front of a perfectly functional Batmobile, staring into the distance for 47 minutes.]

Jason: "You were just standing there AGAIN. Not even pretending to do detective work."

Damian: "A warrior must be still to master his surroundings."

Stephanie: "Or he just forgot where he parked."

Bruce: "I was thinking."

Tim: "Thinking... without moving for 47 minutes?"

Jason: "Peak dad energy. Just waiting for someone to ask what's wrong so he can say 'I'm fine."

Alfred: "I once found Master Wayne standing in the manor study at 3 AM, staring at a single bookshelf. When I inquired, he responded, 'They moved it."

Dick: "Did we?"

Alfred: "No."

Bruce:........

Bruce has left the chat.

[geeky-nightphilosopher]

I just need A Wayne Family Podcast where all they do is listen and judge.

[melodyreads]

can u write a fic of reader doing a we listen and we don’t judge video for her channel with hamzah but all of hers all really messed up lies (she tells him it’s a prank and they make up)

We Listen, And We Don’t Judge (Until We Do)

a/n: I love this idea! Thank you so much for the request, I hope you enjoy <3

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You adjust the camera, making sure the frame is just right before hitting the record. "Hey guys! I'm sure from the video title you could tell what we're playing... "We Listen, And We Don’t Judge!" you announce with a bright smile. "I had to jump on the trend, and today, I have a special guest…"

Hamzah raises a hand awkwardly, clearing his throat. "Hey, everyone… uh, yeah. I’m here. To listen. And not judge."

You and Hamzah sat on the couch of your apartment as the boy shifted uncomfortably next to you. While you had both planned to have a chill night in, Y/n convinced him to make a video on her TikTok account before they went out to get the food. Little did he know, she had something up her sleeve.

You grin mischievously. "Perfect. Let's get into it."

"We listen, and we don't judge," you both say in unison, humor lacing your tone as Hamzah gives you a quizzing look.

The first ‘confession’ pops into your mind as you say aloud. "I only pretend to like my best friend’s boyfriend, but I actually think he’s the worst person ever.’"

Hamzah tilts his head. "Wow, that’s rough... so are you just trying to be supportive?"

You bite your lip, trying to hold back a smirk. "Yeah… but, that's just how I feel you know?"

Hamzah frowns slightly. "What do you mean?"

You shrug. "You know… sometimes people just tolerate others."

He chuckles uncertainly. "You don’t mean… me, right?"

You quickly move on, continuing on to the next lie, "Okay, next one—‘I only pretend to laugh at my friend's jokes because I don't want to hurt their feelings, but honestly, they’re not funny at all.’"

Hamzah shifts beside you, his jaw tightening. "That’s… kinda mean Y/n. I mean, you should just be real."

You glance at him. "Yeah. I guess I kinda just do it to not hurt their feelings."

His face falls, just a little. "Wait. You pretend to laugh at my jokes?"

You clear your throat, pretending to move on again. "Okay, next one! ‘I once told someone I loved them, but I didn’t mean it. I just didn’t want to be alone.’"

The room goes eerily silent. Hamzah looks at you, really looks at you, and his expression darkens. "...What?"

You try to laugh it off. "I mean, haven’t we all said things we didn’t fully mean?"

Hamzah leans back, his face unreadable now. "Wow. I—uh. I don’t know what to say to that."

For the first time, guilt creeps in. His usual easygoing nature is gone, replaced by something guarded. You press your lips together, suddenly regretting pushing it this far.

"Hamzah, I—" You became acutely aware of the awkward tension. "It’s a prank."

He blinks. "What?"

You force a nervous chuckle. "It’s a prank! None of these are real. I made them all up. I just wanted to see how you'd react."

Hamzah stares at you for a long moment before shaking his head. "Right. A prank."

You reach for his arm, but he pulls back slightly. Not dramatically—just enough that you feel it.

You winced. "Hamzah, I swear, I didn’t mean any of that. It was just for the video."

He runs a hand down his face and exhales. "Yeah, okay. Whatever."

You frown. "Are you mad?"

He shrugs, avoiding your gaze. "No, just… I don’t know. You really sold it, I guess."

Your stomach twists. "Hamzah, come on. You know I’d never say anything like that for real."

He finally looks at you, eyes softer but still a little distant. "Yeah. I know. But it still kinda sucked to hear."

You swallow hard, guilt settling deep in your chest. "I’m sorry. I’ll make it up to you, okay? No more pranks like this."

He offers a small, tired smile. "Yeah. That’d be nice."

You turn back to the camera with significantly less enthusiasm. "Alright, guys, uh… maybe don’t emotionally damage your friends for content."

Hamzah forces a chuckle, but it doesn’t quite reach his eyes. "Yeah. Solid advice."

You stop recording, but the following silence is heavier than you expected.

After a moment, you sigh and scoot closer to him. "Hamzah, I really am sorry. I didn’t think it would hit you like that."

He stays quiet for a beat before finally meeting your gaze. "It just… made me wonder, you know? What if you actually felt that way about me?"

You reached for his hand, squeezing it gently. "I don’t. Not even a little bit. You’re my favorite person. I’d never fake anything with you."

His lips twitch into a small smile, more real this time. "Your favorite person? Even with my terrible jokes?"

You laugh. "Especially with your terrible jokes."

He finally relaxes, shaking his head. "Alright. I forgive you. But you owe me—big time."

You grin. "Deal. I’ll buy you dinner and let you pick the movie tonight."

Hamzah sighs dramatically. "Fine. But I’m not picking a movie, we're watching all of "XO Kitty" tonight.

You lay your head back on the couch dramatically. "Ugh... I did that to myself, didn’t I?"

He chuckles, this time a real one, "Yeah. But I’ll allow it."

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a/n: I was going to go off script and end it on an angsty note, but I honestly don't think I could give you guys a bad ending. I hope you liked this!

[punkrockmlchael]

Imagine reader & rockstar!Gareth (or Eddier, your pick) doing the 'We Listen & We Don't Judge' trend on tik tok & people watch it, expecting hot gossip between the couple but it's just super sweet & wholesome the entire time.

Your mind once again my dear. Spectacular! (Give me 14 of them right now.) I loved the is for both but I’m feeling Eddie right now—I can write a Gareth one if yall want! (Word Count: 420) If you want to see another version for Eddie and one for the rest of the Corroded Coffin Boys click here!

“We listen and we don’t judge,” you and Eddie spoke simultaneously as you looked at your phone that was propped up on the table in front of you.

“You first,” you said softly, looking at Eddie.

Eddie nodded, thinking for a second. “Okay, well, when we first started dating and going out on actual dates.. I started a list in my notes on my phone of everything you would order. Your McDonald’s order, your coffee order, your favorite sub and toppings... that way, if I happened to go somewhere without you, I knew what to get for you.” Eddie admitted softly, looking at you.

“Really?” You asked, smiling at him.

“Hey, we listen and we don’t judge,” he replied, looking at you.

“Fine,” you muttered, thinking to yourself. “Remember that Thanksgiving when we went to the wrong house? I did that on purpose because I didn’t want you to meet my grandparents yet. I was so scared you weren’t going to like them and that my niece was going to hate you.” You admitted. Eddie smiled, looking at you.

“I had a feeling that you did that on purpose; you don’t just forget what house you go to for a holiday. But, I love your family baby, almost as much as I love you.”

You blushed, shaking your head. “We listen and we don’t judge.”

Eddie smiled, looking at you. His hand found your thigh under the table, resting on it gently. “I have a whole notebook full of songs I’ve written for you. Little lyrics, notes, there’s so many songs and partial songs in there that I will play for you one day.” You looked at him, mouth falling open as he spoke.

“Really?” You asked softly, a wide smile appearing on your face. He hummed and nodded, smiling wider.

“We listen and we don’t judge,” he said softly.

"I was too scared to talk to you but Gareth pushed me into you the night we met and that's why I ran into you... because Gareth literally hip checked me into your body." You smiled, looking at Eddie.

"Really?" He asked, a smile forming on his face.

"Hey, we listen and we don't judge."

"Yeah, fuck that. I have to go thank Gareth for pushing the girl of my dreams into my lap." Eddie nodded, standing up. He looked at you and smiled, leaving a soft kiss on your lips gently. "I love you, baby girl."

"I love you too, Eddie." You smiled, leaning in for another quick kiss.

eddie tag list: wanna be added? comment + let me know! @keeryhours ; @the-witty-pen-name ; @swiftieintheupsidedown ; @hawkinsmafia ; @pupwrites ; @clown420cunt ; @exploding-bonbon ; @borhapparker ; @corrodedcorpses

[maybe-im-dark]

Wade: We listen and we don't judge! When I was looking for a Wolverine, i met an apocalyptic variant of you and we fucked!

Logan: *starts stabbing him*

Wade: Hey, i didn't know you then!

Logan: Alright, then i can finally say it! I only pretended not to recognize you in the bar! My universe had a Ladypool and we regularly fucked!

Wade: How could you? Of all the variants, you choose her?

Logan: Bub, it was a joke!

Wade: Not funny!

Logan: Now you know how i feel!

[trashytracktales]

we listen and we don’t judge QUESTION EDITION.

do you think lando would let you fuck him on his sim chair?….i mean….looks comfy…… bye….

Not only would Lando let you fuck him on his sim chair, but let’s be real... he’d probably suggest it himself at some point. Besides, he'd most likely let you fuck him on literally every surface in his apartment. But the sim? The damn sim...? That’s a must. He’d be so proud about it after, too, like he didn’t just ruin his favorite setup for you.

Priorities, right? 😁👍🏻

[kabwaplee]

didnt even bother to clean this sketxh tbh

[shakespearenews]

This was wildly fun to write.

[imagineastrology]

we listen and we don’t judge: from the perspective of your mars sign

i'm here to call you out lovingly. no hard feelings ;) 🖤✨

mars in aries: i have spent considerable time and energy shouting ambiguous insults in public to strangers who walk slowly

mars in taurus: whilst staying over at someone’s house after their birthday party, in the middle of the night, i went downstairs and took a quarter of their birthday cake and quickly dipped out afterwards x

mars in gemini: breaking up with someone over text, after having a full-on argument with myself in our group-chat

mars in cancer: i think keeping my significant other’s hair and various pieces of their DNA in a sealed envelope under my bed is normal 

mars in leo: one afternoon in my local apple store, when my self-esteem was particularly low, i changed all the laptop and tablet wallpapers to a selfie of yours truly 

mars in virgo: the most malicious thing I have ever done is not speak to my co-worker for a week after they had 3 spelling mistakes in their email to me (and then felt extreme anxiety afterwards)

mars in libra: nobody trusts me as i am naturally inclined to agree to all sides of a story - you could it lack of passion (or identity)

mars in scorpio: going behind my ex-best friend’s back and sleeping with her partner after she 'insulted' me by calling me ‘soft’ 

mars in sagittarius: ghosting someone in the middle of our date because they were boring and didn’t have a master’s degree

mars in capricorn: in the past, i have made a spreadsheet of all the times my partner was late home from work in a year, then showed it to them during an argument. the part i am most ashamed of? using graphs to prove my point :(

mars in aquarius: my weakness is that i like sounding smart, so during a debate i have spoken about topics I don’t know much about - and then someone asks me more - and I am left embarrassed as I don’t what to say next

mars in pisces: i have created multiple sims households for my fictional and non-fictional crushes, and have planned out their lives in precise detail….i have yet to plan out my own life in precise detail

thank you for reading!! - Love Imogen :) x

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[zhelin-thames]

That Family podcast :DISPATCH DISASTERS

Part 1, Part 2, Part 4

At the Batcave..... Jason, Tim, and Damian are huddled around the Batcomputer, snacking while cycling through GCPD body cam footage and scanner recordings. The mood? Pure entertainment.

GCPD Scanner: "Uh, we have a suspect dressed as a clown... possibly THE Joker... requesting backup."

Jason: pauses video, stares at the screen "Possibly? Yeah, maybe it's just a casual Tuesday clown with a death wish."

Tim: sipping coffee "To be fair, Gotham has an unhealthy number of clowns."

Damian: arms crossed "Only one of them leaves riddles and poetry. How are these officers still employed?"

Next clip: GCPD chasing the Riddler on foot. He turns a corner... and vanishes.

GCPD Scanner: "Uh... we've lost the suspect... he, uh... disappeared into an alley."

Dick (walking in, sees the footage): "You let THE RIDDLER outmaneuver you? The guy in green spandex?"

Jason: rewinds "Look at this. He doesn't even RUN. He just... briskly walks. And they still lose him."

Damian: "I am embarrassed for them."

Tim: deadpan "They should be embarrassed for themselves."

Next video: GCPD officers trying to breach a locked door. The officer fumbles with the battering ram... and accidentally knocks himself out.

The Cave goes silent.

Jason: leans back, wiping a tear "This is the best thing I've ever seen."

Tim: rewinds, slow-motion replay "And watch... BAM. Straight into his own face."

Damian: shaking his head "Weak."

GCPD Scanner: "We have reports of a large bat-like figure... possibly The Batman... in pursuit of

Bruce walks in and immediately turns off the Batcomputer.

Bruce: "That's enough of that."

Jason: "Aww, come on, B, we were just getting to the part where they 'possibly' identify Killer Croc as 'some kind of... uh... lizard guy."

Bruce: pinches the bridge of his nose "Go do something productive."

Tim: opening another file "This is productive. We're analyzing GCPD inefficiencies."

Damian: dead serious "Father, you should fire them all."

Bruce: sighs "I don't run the GCPD."

Jason: grinning "You basically do."

Bruce leaves.

The second he's gone,

Jason: "Alright, next up-'GCPD officers mistake mannequin for frozen Mr. Freeze. Presses play again."

Tim & Damian (simultaneously): "Oh, this is gonna be good."

[darlenicy]

WE LISTEN AND WE DON'T JUDGE - WINX EDITION

I start: I know the names of the Wizards of the Black circle but don't know which name belongs to which wizard. I always have to google them to be sure.