#weed quote

[dankdez]

𖡼⊱𝕘𝕒𝕣𝕕𝕖𝕟𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕨𝕙𝕚𝕝𝕖 𝕙𝕚𝕘𝕙 𝕚𝕤 𝕞𝕪 𝕗𝕒𝕧𝕠𝕣𝕚𝕥𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕪 ⊰𖡼

[bannerbxtch]

[incorrectplastics]

[thatswhatsushesaid]

while high last night i decided to bully the new facebook AI assistant by asking it to calculate how many words the beatles have ever written across their complete discography. the resulting interaction was so unexpectedly interesting to me that i just really want to share it here.

(full disclosure: while not high, i did try to do a little digging to verify whether meta's AI was trained in the same shitty way that the chatGPT AI was, i.e., through broad scraping of information without any regard for copyright or other intellectual property rights, and was modestly reassured that there are more licensing agreements in place between meta and IP sources. i do wonder just how heavily they're leaning on the 'fair use' provision of copyright law to justify some of what they're doing, but tl;dr it looks like they have learned from chatGPT's high profile mistakes and are trying not to replicate them.)

anyway, here's how it went:

me: can you calculate the total number of words in every beatles song ever written?

meta AI: I can't calculate the total number of words in every Beatles song ever written, but I can tell you that there are 186 songs in total by the Beatles ¹. You can use an online lyrics website, such as Genius, MetroLyrics or AZLyrics, to count the words in each song and calculate the total number of words in every Beatles song ever written. [link to Bing search results included]

me: but i'm tired 😞

meta AI: I understand! Counting the words in every Beatles song would be a massive task. It's estimated that the Beatles have written over 250,000 words in their songs. If you're feeling tired, you can always try breaking the task down into smaller chunks, like counting the words in one album at a time. Alternatively, you could try searching online for a pre-existing count or estimate. Some fans or researchers may have already done the work for you! Get some rest, and maybe tackle the task when you're feeling more energized!

me: what if i say please

meta AI: Please is a magic word!

Alright, I'll try to help you with that. However, please note that it's a complex task, and I might not be able to give you an exact count. But I can try to provide an estimate based on available data and sources.

According to various sources, including lyrics websites and Beatles fan communities, the estimated total word count for all Beatles songs is around 250,000 to 300,000 words.

Here's a rough breakdown:

- John Lennon wrote around 80,000 to 100,000 words

- Paul McCartney wrote around 80,000 to 100,000 words

- George Harrison wrote around 30,000 to 40,000 words

- Ringo Starr wrote around 1,000 to 2,000 words (he wrote fewer songs than the others)

Keep in mind that these are rough estimates and may not be entirely accurate. But I hope this gives you an idea of the total word count for all Beatles songs!

me: wow! thank you so much! [can't believe i thanked the AI here, but whatever, weed had the wheel ok]

meta AI: You're welcome! It was my pleasure to help. I hope you found the estimate helpful. The Beatles have an incredible legacy, and their music has brought joy to so many people around the world. If you have any more questions or need help with anything else, feel free to ask! And remember, "All you need is love..."

anyway, congratulations to me personally for politely bullying an AI to do more work than it initially claimed it was capable of doing. sometimes saying please will actually make the computer do the thing 👍

[bottleblondebeachbabe]

[padawansuggest]

Jedi Chat

Obi-Wan: Does anyone else have a super overbearing master and grandmaster who keep trying to clean your room for you after fifteen years knighted? Like, I’m sorry you found my massager and corn cob collection, but that’s sorta your fault for thinking I can’t clean my room.

Quinlan: Have you seen your room? Trauma or not they’re doing you a favor.

Obi-Wan: I swear to god if you don’t stop trying to dismantle my bed-nest every time you come in there I’m hiding your belt buckles. All of them.

Mace: You two know this forum is open-temple, right?

Obi-Wan: Answer the question or move on.

Mace: …yes my master sometimes tries to clean my apartment, but she knows what areas to avoid.

Quinlan: Having a dirty living space relies on you being in it more than once a month. Master won’t touch mine cause he doesn’t know where I’ve been.

Obi-Wan: Lucky.

Mace: Fair. I don’t know where you’ve been either.

Qui-Gon: Anyone in this thread smoke weed?

[lesbian-venuss]

morning 🌅

[dankdez]

𝕤𝕞𝕠𝕜𝕖 𝕨𝕖𝕕𝕕𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕔𝕒𝕜𝕖 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕕𝕒𝕚𝕝𝕪 𝕙𝕒𝕡𝕡𝕚𝕟𝕖𝕤𝕤

[writersmorgue]

Poor guy 💀

Thanks anon!

[incorrectbatfam]

Clark: Hey dude, what's going on?

Robin!Dick: Teenage rebellion.

Clark: Fuck yeah, stick it to the old people!

[bloodpen-to-paper]

Charlie: "What everyone's favorite block?"

Cellbit: "You."

Baghera: "I really like the moss"

Foolish: *after a long-winded explanation* "Drugs"

Carre: "What are you guys talking about?"

[lifestooshortformistakes]

Come take a spin