#you could say

[stonetopbutch]

I want to get drunk on your body. On the swell of your hips, the weight of your tits as they fill my hands, the sheen of sweat as i work you up, the softness of your skin against the rough denim of my jeans as I touch and claim every single bit of you. I want to be so fully lost in you that I completely forget that there ever was anything but you. I want to worship you with the fervour of a dying man's prayer. The devotee of a goddess larger than life.

[blueberyboy]

Obviously Darry wrote this down.

[maxsix]

[luliaka]

Nightwing (2016) #103

[is-this-yuri]

video essayist describing a performance art piece: yeah so this camera on the back of his head would take a picture every minute of every day for a year and i wont do the math on that but-

my brain psychically teleporting me back to the singular time i watched Rent: FIVE HUNDRED EIGHTY FIVE THOUSAND SIX HUNDRED MINUTES

[the-travelling-witch]

Azul: I’m surprised to see you hang around the twins so much, aren’t you scared of them?

Mc: They’re not bad guys, they’re just a little moraylly grey.

Azul: I told you to stop that.

Mc: No need to clam up. But I guess if you don’t want me in your offish then I can just leave.

Azul: I’m putting this on your tab for caused damages.

Jade: I’m afraid this is a problem of a larger scale, resisting is eel-advised.

Floyd: Yeah so you’d betta get used to it.

Azul: …

Azul: I don’t get paid enough for this.

[light-koe-pinsky]

[ziglikesrain]

“canon compliant”? more like “i’m not reading that ever again!!!”

[angstmachine-rw]

lttm gets harassed by the local wildlife

[daily-smallishbeans]

i was looking through your art because pretty and i realized one thing

in the smalletho / boat boys / shrek x kakashi / whatever drawing where they are getting divorced, the hilarity that the cow is dead made me realize that technically the divorce wouldn't go through as the cow is dead... joel asked for a divorce then killed the creature officiating the divorce... so they are divorced in their hearts, still married on papers which can onlly mean one thing

tax fraud. they are committing tax fraud. and i know, i just know they are proud of it

ok listen im supposed to be off tumblr "for the sake of my mental health" but this ask made me laugh my ass off,, you are so right op

this also gave me a stupid idea, you know those tax evasion vectors?

behold:

[lvndrlondonfog]

I got chalk with my sisters and this looks NOTHING like Crowley but there was certainly an attempt and I love how it came out anyways so deal with it!!

[eardefenders]

How old are you btw if you don’t mind me asking? Just curious since I saw you’re running an 18+ discord server 🙂

Me? I'm 33. I'll be 34 in June this year.

Asdfhjkl it'd be hysterical though if I was like 14 running the 18+ Discord server. Just taking a drag on my vape like "these mfs weren't here 12 years ago for superwholock. they don't know like I do."

[blueberyboy]

Soda and Steve. Bisexual silly guys. I love them.

[soullessjack]

if you need me i will have an Out To Lunch sign up in my window as I’m simply too busy thinking about this at the current moment. cheers girls

[blubary]

The sillies plus Andrew FaceTime

Also rip Daniel’s gonna get torn to pieces after all this look how pissed that cat is

[krampuscrump]

Just wanted to say that Unito Bravo are my ultimate comfort characters