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Her:

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[Scene: dramatic flashbacks to previous failed assignments]

2 weeks before the deadline:“I’ll handle this like a true shinobi. Believe it!”

brain: shadow clones the task onto future

me 3 days before:“Okay but what would Kakashi do?

(Probably nothing until the last minute.)”

1 day before:“I’m not late… the deadline is just early.

Brain: Itachi-tier illusion: pretending I’ve started.

3am, deadline day:eyes glowing like the Sharingan“I will finish this. For the Leaf. For my GPA.”

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me, 2 weeks before the deadline: i have so much time. i am powerful. i am organized. i am the ceo of time management.

me, 3 days before: okay… a little tight but still manageable. i thrive under pressure. legends are born in chaos.

me, 1 day before: i have made a huge mistake. past me was a clown. present me is suffering. future me is suing both of us.

me, at 3 am, fueled by guilt and caffeine: why am i like this. why do i never learn. is this growth? no. this is survival.

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I am in a position where I'm Feeling so incredibly alone. It's like having a family but still feeling like you have no one to turn to. Tired of feeling unheard and like the default punching bag. Just wish there was someone who understood.

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It's been 2 months since I started going to the gym and I'm making my legs shake with 60kg because the 60kg I want to make my legs shake is a narsicicisst, with issues beyond my comprehension.

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All my friends failed the end semester examination and I'm the only one who passed.

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Blocking roads for your rally won’t win me over.You’re not “raising awareness,” you’re raising my blood pressure.

Same with ads—interrupt my fav scene and suddenly I hate your product and your CEO.

If your strategy is “annoy people into caring,” congrats, I now care… about avoiding you.

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How TF does my brain remember that I forgot, but can't remember what TF I Forgot

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Sometimes I see my old friends in public and we both see each other but act like we didn't, cause we were different people back then and our life didn't turn out the way we wanted it to and were embarrassed to talk about a lot of things we both dreamed about but couldn't achieve and deep down we both know that it's better to not talk about the past cause it's the past that constantly keeps on haunting us..

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To that one follower I have.

You're the only one I have.

🥺

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Sometimes I just send a random picture with a random caption to make it look like it was meant for someone else in my friends grp so that all of my friends have something to laugh about.

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Just Saw my Fav Teacher with another man

(it's her husband and she's a mother of 2)

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So, story time about why I’m permanently drug-free. I’m at my girlfriend’s sister’s wedding, right? Fancy vibes, fairy lights, cupcakes floating around like edible art. Me? I decided to be adventurous and try some mushrooms before the reception. Bad idea. BAD. IDEA.I’m tripping balls when they hand me a cupcake. This thing isn’t round it’s like… an oval. A pointed oval. And my shroomed-out brain goes, “This is a SIGN.” I hold it up, stare straight at the bride (THE BRIDE, Y’ALL), and with the conviction of a prophet, I shout, “IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR VAGINA!”Dead silence. Like, void-of-the-universe silence. My girlfriend, trying to save the day, whispers, “Are you talking to me?” And I—oh god, I can’t believe I’m typing this—turn to her and snap, “SHUT UP, I DON’T KNOW YOU.”The bride’s face? Horror. The guests? Gasping plus I'm pretty sure a few peole were laughing. My cupcake? A cursed artifact now. I’m pretty sure the DJ stopped the music.

So yeah, that’s why I don’t touch drugs anymore. Mushrooms turned me into a wedding-wrecking gremlin, and I’m never going back. Pray for my girlfriend, who’s a saint for not leaving me. 😭💀

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This is a formal Apology to everyone who told me to stay away from her and I didn't listen.

I'm sorry, I should have known better

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Them: how are u friends , you're both just soo different

Literally me and Bro.

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Vegan me just realised that I've been attending MEATings and not PLANTings 😭

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Fk my doctor cause that mfer said I'm not a lone wolf sigma male and diagnosed me with autism.