#*thomas

[pixelplayground]

When the schedule aligns for a coffee break in the city 🥐

[s0mmer9933]

The Knights of the Treehouse (& Princess Francine)

Emil, Preston, Nikolai, Ruth, Thomas & Frances - Late 1935

It was an early Autumn morning, about a month before Thomas & Emil's 13th birthday. They'd made excuses to their parents, and were off into the woods. Not that their parents would have particularly minded, but there was a certain thrill to a secret expedition into the forest.

Edith had never let them off easy though, meaning Frances had slowly become (almost) as much a part of the group as the rest of them. She wasn't bad to have around, but that was because she mostly kept to herself. While they were off hunting for centipedes, she would be back on the path with her book, or under a tree nearby. Her and Thomas got along well for that reason specifically. Both of them were mostly there to keep an eye on Emil anyway.

Between the four of them; Emil, Ruth, Nikolai, and Preston; it was a competition to see who could go the farthest. Who could find the creepiest bug, do the biggest dive bomb, climb the highest or do the longest rock skip. That day, Emil pushed Preston into the lake, and had laughed so hard he'd inhaled a dragonfly. He swore he could still feel the buzzing in his throat walking home, Preston laughing almost the entire way back. Still, to Emil, in a way it felt like he won that day. For one reason, or another.

[vitamimesea]

i can only imagine batman having to tame shadow when he eventually gets adopted into the batfamily

[messi-mooni]

So mad at how long this took

[cherriielle]

grant us a Pope who doubts 🕊

[wolfythewitch]

She conc on my clave till I pontificate idk

[bianc0re]

Take a picture, it will last longer

[lovesick-joey]

the people wanted more youtube worldbuilding ^^

one | three

[batsandbirdsandothers]

Inspired by this post - Jason and Duke having glowy eyes and freaking Bruce out

Bruce: Have kids, they said. It’ll be fun, they said. I thought I was gonna shit my pants.

Dick: But they’re so adorable, aren’t they?

Bruce: Unfortunately yes.

[pixelplayground]

Life at the drive 🍿

[s0mmer9933]

thomas and ruth, sitting in a tree-

[ijustgotherebro]

[ultimate-marysue]

It's raining nonstop where I am so I'm just picturing the Batfam during a flood.

Red Robin uploads a TikTok from the safety of a roof saying "watch him go!" As Red Hood keeps trying to drive his bike against the current. A big wave comes by and he's slowly dragged downhill. The caption reads "don't drive during floods".

Batman and Robin are on the ground helping civilians out of cars when the intensity doubles and in minutes Damian goes from wading knee deep in the water to swimming. The emergency batfloaties get triggered and he floats away as Bruce fails to grab him by half an inch. "Robin serenely drifting in the current" becomes a meme.

Someone takes a picture of a very flustered spoiler trying to squeeze the water out of her cape. The second she lets go the weight of the water makes her fall ass over backwards. Black Bat ends up giving her her waterproof cape.

Signal makes mirages of sharks in the water to scare the shit out of any criminals. Oracle uploads the recordings with Benny hill as background music. Bludhaven escapes the worst of the storm and Nightwing sends pictures to the group chat patting the barely wet concrete just to rub it in. He still slips on a puddle and eats shit, Barbara sends that to the group chat.

[arkangelo-7]

I bet the JL has a “how fucked are we” metric that’s literally just how many of Bruce’s kids are there.

Like if he pulls up to the alien invasion or whatever with just Robin, then everything’s fine. More than fine, actually, because Bruce feels comfortable enough to bring his eight year old along for the ride. This battle will take approximately fifteen minutes and they’ll all get shawarma after. Not fucked in the slightest.

But if Red Robin shows up too… hmm, okay, this is getting somewhat serious. Tim is one of Bruce’s most trusted partners; he’s the smart Robin, the tactician, the loyal one, and so if Batman brought him along then it means he’s at least a little bit worried about shit hitting the fan and wants one his advisors around. But the combined brain power of Bruce and Tim is pretty much unmatched (DC plot armor for the win), so everything will be fine, basically. Superman might take a hit, but everything’s going to be fine. Just keep calm and you’ll all make it home in time to Door Dash some Panda Express before it closes. So not that fucked.

It starts to get serious after that. When Signal and Spoiler roll up the scene, shit has definitely hit the fan. Batman’s worried enough to call in reinforcements and he’s probably doubting the League’s ability to listen/obey his orders, so he needs a backup plan in case things go really south. But with Signal’s abilities and Steph’s superpower of turning anything into a joke, chances are you’ll be okay. Maybe impaled or something, but okay. But still, fucked.

When Nightwing shows, the JL knows it’s starting to get dicey out on the field. See, Nightwing’s got his own team, his own issues—the fact that he set that all aside to help out his dad is cause for concern. On a scale from 1-10, they are at a 7. Above moderately fucked.

And… oh God. Black Bat? Most of the time the JL doesn’t even see her, but once she makes herself known and starts fighting alongside her siblings, they all start to silently freak out. Black Bat is a fucking machine and if she’s breaking a sweat trying to fight the Big Bad, things are definitely not going to go well. They start praying that Batman figures something out. They freak out. They are intrinsically fucked.

But God Forbid you catch sight of the Red Hood. The prodigal son is a legitimate killer, and if Batman’s letting him blow out brains then the JL knows he’s desperate. And a desperate Batman is not good. At all. They are definitely fucked.

[noka-exe]

doomed family