#Danimals yogurt

[90s-2000s-barbie]

Danimals Yogurt (Launched in 1994)

[blaiddfailcam]

i want to suck you like a danimal

[skautism]

i wish i had spongebob gogurt. specifically the spongebob ones because i like how they used to put trivia on the tube and you couldn’t see the answer until you ate it. they stopped doing that awhile ago and i was so upset cuz id literally only gotten them for nostalgia

[theeccentricwritter]

Not going to lie still looking for my winning Danimels.tm

[shotmrmiller]

living in some dingy apartment building because it is all you can afford on your income unless you want to eat danimals yogurt and saltine crackers for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. the stern landlady lives on the first floor, and some neighbors blast music on weekday nights (even if they didn't, the walls are paper-thin. you know more about the cambrian period than you'd like to, thanks to room 105) but it's a modest roof over your head and while the darkened grout lines in the bathroom are permanent, at least there's hot water.

until there isn't. and the landlady has mysteriously gone on vacation for the next two months.

what used to be a cathartic cleansing has now become your torment. every other day is hair wash day which means you're bent over the cold, porcelain edge of your tub, back screaming in protest and pain shooting up your bruised knees even though you've sacrificed one of your very nice pillows to avoid exactly that.

and showering is torture. the icy cold water feels like a thousand tiny claws scraping over your tender scalp, sinking into your trembling shoulders. you don't wait for your body to acclimate, just hastily scrub yourself as clean as you can and hop out, your chattering teeth and shaky breaths echoing through the tiny bathroom.

it's like this for a week and a half, a whole 10 days of suffering with showers so cold it feels like shards of ice biting into your goosepimpled skin when it stops. warmth bleeds into the stream of frostbitten water. finally, it soothes instead of stings. your coiled, tense muscles gradually slacken with relief, with unadulterated bliss. steam rises, the tips of your fingers and toes tingle as if thawing. gratitude wells in the corner of your eyes.

if you had any money you could afford to give, you would to your savior, but every dollar you own is earmarked for the bare essentials. so, with your thick, warm bathrobe cinched around your waist, you pen down a little heartfelt note to stick to the bulletin board downstairs before heading out for work.

thank you, whoever you are, for fixing the boiler. i could kiss you <3

when morning comes, you use one of the dull, golden tacks that previously held a lost pet flyer (sorry, bilbo the hamster, but it's been a year) and pin your note up.

only to come home and find it gone, a torn corner all that remains. maybe it's karma for your callousness towards someone's pet. (justice for bilbo.) you shrug it off, giddily skipping up the steps to wash off the day's stress with hot water.

but before you even hang your keys on the wall, there's a pounding on your door, hard enough to rattle it in its frame. and the masked man you see through the peephole isn't familiar. against your better judgment, you clear your throat before cracking open the door. "yes?"

the piece of paper he's holding in his dinner plate-sized hands seems incredibly small— and it's your note.

"i fixed the water." oh. "'m 'ere for wha' 'm owed." owed?

"i'm not— um. the kiss. it's just a figure of speech." the thick muscle of his bicep coils as he crosses his arms over his barrel chest. he's a very large man, as broad as your door.

if you slammed it closed on him, he'd probably leave it hanging by its hinges. that's not worth a measly kiss.

"okay. but on the cheek since i never specified where so it's dealer's choice."

he huffs out an amused breath but complies, hooking his thumb under the edge to pull up his balaclava just enough to expose his stubbled cheek. he's got a couple of scars; thin, slightly raised. run along the sharp edge of his jaw and disappear beneath the fabric.

he leans close, enough to hear his steady, slow exhales. he smells of dirt. salt. something smoky, tangy-- like on new years, minutes after the clock strikes 12.

your hands cradle his face as you rise to your tippy-toes, wetting your lips and crane your neck-- but he snaps his head to the side,

and takes the kiss he was owed.

(he takes a screwdriver to the ac unit next. wire cutters to the fuse box. nails to your tires. anything that'll inevitably lead you back to him. you tried paying him with dinner but the only thing he was interested in eating was your cunt.)

[noiivvern]

I think I just accidentally made a fucked up yogurt drink

[thejaybizzlelove]

#Danimals fighting my low blood sugar since 2022. #Organic #strawberry #banana #yogurt #nonfat #glutenfree #livecultures #sugar (at Stockton, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/ClLBm76u-tD/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[greenlabcoat]

nine inch nails if they did a song for a yogurt commercial: i wanna slurp you like a danimals

[gurggggleburgle]

look i'm just saying more than once has Shen Yuan gotten into a fist fight/hairpulling cat fight with another karen on a weekday mid afternoon at target after the lady took the last thing of danimals and jumbo sized bag of animal crackers because he NEEDS THEM.

They go in binghe's special boy lunch box and can't just not have his shitty kids yogurt and processed vanilla cookie cracker. He's been caught on video. been banned from locations. it happens like maybe every two years. each time Liu Qingge has to be the one to pick him up and bail him out. the internet does think they're dating/married because of this so Shen Yuan has to make tik tok's telling people to stop speculating that because you're making his husband cry and he's a very sad little man. very special and sensitive.

and then he mentions his livestream next week for pokemon scarlet or something like that and then ends the stream by dropping his phone.

[incorrectbatfam]

batfam as yogurt

Dick: Trix yogurt

Jason: the illegal Iranian yogurt because Jason definitely lurks on Reddit

Tim: GoGurt

Damian: vegan coconut yogurt

Duke: mango lassi

Cullen: lactose-free yogurt

Stephanie: fro-yo

Cassandra: Greek yogurt

Barbara: probiotic yogurt

Harper: freeze-dried yogurt

Carrie: Danimals

Kate: Icelandic yogurt

Alfred: parfaits

Selina: French yogurt

Bruce: yogurt that he stole from the break room

[marciabrady]

Scathing opinion on the Snow White teaser please (also, people yet again infantilising R@chel and acting like she's just a toddler being unfairly bullied by everyone for her dumb comments)

Oof I really can't get involved with anything even remotely touching Rachel's fandom/community. They literally claim Rachel never said things she was documented and recorded as saying multiple times lol that's another level. They're the type of people that change their points/the topic of the discussion whenever they're proven wrong and that's maddening. I'll say the most obvious, objective truth that it's pretty clear Rachel has a disdain for Snow White and the story and that there should've been more protections in place to guard this landmark of film from the people that signed on for the remake (the original director's SON has spoken out and said Walt and his dad would be rolling around in their grave; also I've never seen Gal finish a sentence with ease so I don't know how she's going to do justice to Lucille La Verne's chilling interpretation that still holds its own decades later in the Patheon of great film villains).

If anything, I think a documentary on Snow White would've been better than whatever this is. We got girlboss!Snow White twice in 2012 alone, so I don't know why Rachel thought she was reinventing the wheel with lazy takes that have been spoon-fed to her (someone's own authentic interpretation or opinion on a female character would be great!!!) and the lack of understanding and love for the source material is evident in every interview we've seen and now this trailer we saw that has the production value of a Danimals Yogurt commercial from 2004. She still doesn't even seem to get it lol at d23 they asked her about this film and she just generally said it's a dream of anyone to play a Disney Princess, but didn't say anything about *Snow White*- even after her announcer (who was more excited than Rachel) called out that Snow White was the original Princess (also this statement kinda drips with the vacuousness that Rachel does; how is it a dream for her to be a princess "even for a day" when she's already portrayed Fiona, Belle, and Ariel??? This is her fourth Princess lol and she portrayed each of them for more than a "day" lol).

Anytime anyone who is actually passionate about SWATSD tries to say anything, we're told that no one liked Snow White in the first place and Rachel is doing us a huge favor by taking on this role and we're feigning our SW support, despite the fact that there's been Snow White historians and museums and fan communities for close to a century. We're constantly told to shut up while everyone cries about how special Rachel is in a movie that hasn't even come out yet and, judging from the trailers, looks like AI text to speech leaping forth with a dress that's giving paint by numbers. Rachel definitely has photogenic features, but I don't know someone who can earnestly say what they did to her, design wise, is pleasing in any way- they made her look like a preschooler's interpretation of Pinocchio in drag. She also has talent and vocal ability but her tact is not there for me and she just really is not the right choice to play Snow White (and also we already had a live Snow White!! I'll die on the hill that Adriana Caselotti will always be the only Snow White, just like Ilene Woods is Cinderella, Mary Costa is Aurora...Ariel is trickier because I think it's more Howard Ashman than Jodi lol but she'll only ever be those two etc). Snow White is the heart and soul of Disney, what started this entire empire, and I think, from everyone we saw in the trailer, it's proving to be the inverse and is the death of Disney in many ways.

[daintybunniblog]

little meals & snackies

Little meals to assemble with your caregiver or safely alone.

Meals

shaped pasta

dinosaur chicken nuggets

pancakes

cereal

macaroni & cheese

soup & grilled cheese

sliders

eggs/omelet

sandwiches cut in cute shapes

Drinks

apple juice

chocolate milk

Snacks

goldfish

yogurt

cut up fruits and veggies

frozen yogurt

ants on a log

danimals

trail mix

Make it fun

use fun plates

tiny utensils

bottles/sippy cups

fun cups or mugs

placemats with character designs

[friendofthecrows]

I have encountered a boba like no other. One that baffles even me.

After having a confused and almost startled expression on my face for a bit too long, [name] asked me if it was good (clearly expecting me to say no).

I didn't answer at all until I had the right phrase to describe the taste.

"Liquid Kirby," I announced. That didn't answer her question.

[name] laughed, and yes, it is funny, but no. Really. Liquid Kirby. You'll know when you taste it.

She agreed.

We debated for several minutes and have finally decided that it tastes like the ingredients are danimals strawberry yogurt, gummy bears, pepto bismol, and a touch of orbeez.

[salamanderinspace]

People are concerned about Tiktok brainwashing the youth but I'm 37 and the entire architecture of my brain is early 90s food branding and advertising. Walls of fruit roll-ups, unfurling. Moulding of fruit-by-the-foot. Sconces made of Wendy's Chicken Cordon Bleus. A window of Zima bottles. A stairwell patterned like an arizona iced tea can, with popcorn chicken tumbling down…honey barbeque, hot wings… sinister fountains of red kool-aid… the red and white of Burger King popcorn buckets. Cross through a doorway and snap into a slim jim. Got milk? That's ok, the plumbing is thick with danimals yogurt smoothies. The floor is carpeted with Hershey's cookies and cream sprinkled through with NEW Doritos. Do you remember that Vienetta ice cream cake? I do! I remember it all! Every day. Who knows if I'd be better adjusted if my brain was full of visions of ipad baby games and trend dances instead.

[babydollmarauders]

there’s def a picture out there where el and jack are on the boat sipping on yogurt drinks while the rest of the guys all have beers

omg absolutely

all the guys have beers, even lovie has a beer, and then jack is holding el and they both have a danimals yogurt drink

el has a lil pink yogurt mustache and jack has sticky yogurt handprints on his chest

[fortooate]

add yogurt to the soup in your fridge to make forbidden danimals