#Duke: it is not the same thing
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I am a firm believer of the headcannon that Duke Thomas is a nerd
He makes references of his favorite sci-fi TV shows that half the people him around don’t get. He’s gotten his WAR group to try DND and he loves to find the hardest puzzles for him to solve. He collects niche video games and could explain the entire timeline of the Star Wars universe. He thinks all of that is nullified by him not collecting trading cards though. It is not
Duke: you know I could be way worse, I could collect trading cards
Jason: you own a physical copy of every single street fighter
#Duke: it is not the same thing#Jason: you infodumped to me the history of Star Trek I don’t think there’s much of a difference#this headcannon is inspired by both me and my older brother#despite his extreme nerdism he is still popular in and out of his school#he has a pretty face a pretty heart and a pretty mind too and it shows#Duke Thomas#Jason is mentioned but this isn’t about him so I won’t tag him
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Everyone Wants to Be Tim Drake’s Favorite Brother
Being Tim Drake’s favorite isn’t just about bragging rights—it’s about power, perks, and an almost supernatural level of protection.
It starts with the little things. Tim isn’t one for grand gestures, but when he cares about someone, it’s obvious. He listens—really listens—to the small comments, the things others might forget. That offhand remark about a snack you miss? Tim’s already on his way to get it for you. Complaining that your suit’s not fitting quite right? Tim’s hands-on with upgrades by morning. If you're Tim’s favorite, it’s a constant stream of thoughtful gestures. Gear gets upgraded, favorite books and gadgets mysteriously show up, and Tim’s always thinking of how he can make your life easier.
But being Tim’s favorite is more than just gifts. It’s the way Tim treats you, the way he prioritizes you over everything else. Tim listens when you vent, has your back during arguments, even when you’re wrong, and somehow—somehow—he gets Bruce to listen to you more than anyone else.
Bruce listens to everyone, of course. He’s the Bat. But when Tim speaks, it’s different. Bruce doesn’t just hear Tim—he acts. Whether it’s adjusting mission plans, reevaluating tactics, or considering Gotham’s crime trends. He’ll mention something, and suddenly, Bruce is shifting his approach. No one else seems to have that pull over him. Tim has a way of cutting through Bruce’s stubbornness that no one else can match. It’s not lost on anyone that when you’re Tim’s favorite, Bruce seems to listen to you more, too.
And then, there’s the most dangerous perk of all: Tim’s wrath.
Everyone in Gotham has learned to fear the consequences of hurting anyone Tim cares about. They all remember how Janet Drake, Tim’s mother, was exactly the same. Janet didn’t just love fiercely; she made people fear the consequences of betraying her affection. She’d build strong alliances and maintain an iron grip on them, ensuring no one dared to harm those she called her own. She had a reputation for turning the tables in ways that left lasting marks on Gotham’s criminals, so it’s no surprise that Tim inherited the same instincts. The last time one of his favorites got hurt in Gotham, the Rogue responsible learned the hard way that crossing a Drake isn’t something you do lightly. That night, the Rogue barely escaped with his life, and the damage he caused was felt across Gotham for weeks.
The rumors from that time still make the rounds. Red Robin hunted that Rogue down, dismantling supply lines and ruining their operations in ways no one else could, using connections no one could have anticipated for him to have. He sent a message—a warning—one that still echoes through Gotham’s criminal world. After that, the Rogues were far more cautious when it came to hurting anyone Red Robin seemed particularly attached to.
These days, the Rogues are more careful. If they can see who Tim’s favorite is, they back off. Patrols get easier. The punches are pulled. The threats don’t carry the same weight. It's almost comical. Once, Jason caught Riddler mid-riddle and swore he saw him glance over his shoulder like he was checking for something—and then mutter, “Not worth it,” before retreating.
Of course, everyone’s gotten a taste of these perks at some point.
Jason remembers his time as Tim’s favorite. When he first came back, Tim went above and beyond. His gear was upgraded constantly, his safehouses were restocked with his favorite things, and there were custom modifications to everything. Tim even managed to reclaim all his old safehouses from the GCPD archives with no problem. Jason never openly admitted it, but he savored every moment. It felt good to be cared for like that.
Cass had it too when she struggled to reconnect with the family. Tim stuck close, quietly offering his support—whether it was with training or just sitting together. She didn’t ask for a suit upgrade, just mentioned how bulky it was in passing, and Tim designed a new one for her the following week, fitting it perfectly to her style. And as for the Rogues? They couldn't run away fast enough when she showed up.
Right now, they all suspect Duke to be the favorite. Tim’s always inviting him to collaborate on tech projects or sharing valuable intel. And Duke has started receiving gifts that seem to show up at just the right moment—books, custom gadgets, and even the occasional throwback cereal he mentioned in passing. Tim’s also been there for him every step of the way, making sure he’s always in the loop, collaborating on projects, and taking the time to make Duke feel seen.
“You know,” Duke said one night, stirring his soup casually, “Scarecrow’s been weirdly quiet lately.”
“Yeah, I noticed,” Jason said with a raised eyebrow. “What did you do?”
Duke blinked. “Nothing.”
Jason shot Tim a look. “What did you do?”
Tim’s smirk was all the answer Jason needed.
And that’s the thing—being Tim’s favorite isn’t just about attention or gear. It’s about something more. It’s about protection. Once you’re Tim’s favorite, the world seems like it can’t touch you. And everyone knows it.
They’ve all had their time as Tim’s favorite. Jason, Cass, even Damian had his moment. But once you’re no longer the favorite, it’s hard not to crave it again.
Jason lingers in the Batcave, pretending to talk about his gear but subtly hinting at upgrades Tim could add to it.
Damian scoffs at the idea of being prioritized, but Tim catches him comparing his gear to Duke’s own, new and improved gear, muttering to himself, “It’s adequate,” like it’s an insult.
Dick tries to remain above it all—he’s the eldest, after all. He doesn’t need Tim’s attention. But when he sees Tim working behind the scenes, tinkering with Duke’s gear or offering an unexpected assist to Jason, there’s that ache of longing for when he was the center of Tim’s world.
In the end, they’ll never say it, but every single one of them secretly wants to be Tim’s favorite. Because when Tim Drake decides you’re his favorite, you’re not just cared for—you’re protected and given an unwavering loyalty that makes you feel untouchable in Gotham.
And in Gotham, where danger is always close, nothing is more powerful than the protection and devotion of a Drake.
#tim drake#batfam#jason todd#damian wayne#bruce wayne#dick grayson#duke thomas#cassandra cain#nothing is more powerful than being doted on by a Drake#being tim's favorite is almost like a cheat code to an easier life especially for being vigilantes#the same can also be said for the exact opposite of being his favorite#if tim hates you then he makes sure you're life is a nightmare#not even anything big and scary but small things to inconvenience your life at any given time and drive you mental
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once again thinking about jason as duke’s robin. he’s ~4 years younger than jason, and that puts him at 8-12 during Jason’s time as robin. that’s prime time to get attached to your local kid vigilante before your own life goes downhill.
and if we try to keep duke’s meeting with bruce in zero year + duke’s age (so he can remember the meeting and hold that conversation with bruce), he has to be around 8. if he starts following batman through the news at that time because of the mess that just happened, the robin he sees is probably jason. I’ve literally connected the dots
#we are not of course keeping zero year itself. what a mess.#maybe smth very similar so it’s still the riddler causing mass chaos!#the titans so we actually keep the no robin physically present in the story part the same#look. if we want zero year convo we need to give bruce a robin at the time. it could be 17-18yr old who’s not even in gotham bc he’s with#by time tim shows up he’s already attached to jason#and then steph’s robin suddenly for a bit but only for a bit. and then tim comes back but he’s in bludhaven for a while#i do think duke would think steph is really cool tho. and they reasonably couldve met as civilians#and then duke’s busy bouncing around foster homes the streets and looking for his parents#i wanted to talk about how much i love it and the tags are just be working out a timeline for post crisis events & post flashpoint ones (an#some of duke’s important events are related to things which are no longer canon. such is life. let’s do our best based on ages)#duke thomas#jason todd
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If Tim and Steph decide that 7am is time for sibling bonding activities, it'll be so, even if the sibling they're bonding with is trying to get some goddamn sleep
#also so you guys know Damian draw that dragon for Tim's dungeon master thing#idk what its called#art#dc#dc fanart#tim drake#batfam#jason todd#tim drake fanart#stephanie brown#stephanie brown fanart#jason todd fanart#they are the most chaotic trio and I love them#okay who am I kidding everyone in the batfamily is chaotic trio no matter who you put there#you can even leave duke cass and dick in the same room cause they all look sane enough#come back in a few minutes and BOOM there's corpses and fire and why is duke holding firearm???#no no the previous statement is not true#because none of them is incompetent enough to leave the evidence
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Can we have some more bilingual Damian Wayne moments please?
They did it a little in older comics with him speaking in his own language as well as Cantonese in one comic panel I can remember. Besides those two and English I don’t know what other languages he speaks, but at minimum it’s three, though I feel like the league would’ve probably trained him in more.
Still I haven’t seen it as often and it makes me sad, because as a bilingual person with many bilingual friends the fuck ups are usually hilarious.
Like with Damian especially I feel like he would overcorrect cause the English language has so many exceptions to it’s very loosely defined gramma rules and he’s such a perfectionist that he would stick to that shit even after finding out it’s wrong, I also think it would drive him a little bit insane cause it’s technically right, but it also isn’t (not speaking from experience at all).
Also while we’re at it let’s just throw the rest of the Batfam in there cause I’m pretty sure they all speak at least one other language. I want a comic panel like the scene in Umbrella Academy where Diego and Ben start arguing in Spanish and Korean respectively except it’s eight kids all screaming (or signing) at each other in several languages some of which aren’t even human.
#batfam#dc comics#dc#batman#bruce wayne#jason todd#dick grayson#stephanie brown#cassandra cain#duke thomas#damian wayne#headcannons#I got nicknamed Yoda cause I kept swapping adjective and noun placements so as far as I’m concerned Damian does the same thing#projecting? whose she?
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So, after going back to my reincarnations manwha phase and thanks to @la-patrona-magdalena's beautiful reincarnation au work, Don't Look At Me! (sí esto es culpa tuya pendeja) i'm afraid my head just got more ideas for drafts instead of finishing the ones i already have (i swear i haven't forgotten my other works, i write a little of each everyday, i just have the attention span of a fish hshshsh)
Anyway, to no one's surprise, my favourites are the ones about modern day people waking up as a novel's villainess or secondary character, and the ones where those same characters reincarnate in the past after dying. And so, to avoid that fate, they decide to take different decisions and sometimes atone for their mistakes against other characters, unknowingly changing the whole plot towards them.
Well...
Yandere! Batfam au where the former "villainesses" are Mrs Wayne, Batsis and Little Flower, Mrs Wayne's youngest daughter with another man. Stupid names, I know, but I can't exactly give them proper names yet. The plot about them is the same as my current au (because i love my ocs/reader-inserts too much and i always picture them when i imagine scenarios lol), except with a slight twist.
Mrs Wayne becomes known for being a snob, cruel woman who enjoys having power and uses it for her and her kids' benefit even at the expense of others. She has no qualms in enacting said power to humiliate others when she sees fit and even just to feed her ego. She's dangerous, twisted and too confident in her high-standing to realise her weaknesses. Her only redeeming quality in everyone's eyes is that she genuinely loves her daughters and has a good relationship with them.
Batsis, or the Wayne Heiress, is every inch of her mother's daughter. She acts like this stereotypical rich girl with everything handled to her in silver platter simply for being rich and pretty. She's manipulative and gets a kick out of treating people like pawns in her own secret games. A great actress who weaponises her looks and strong resemblance to Martha Wayne to twist the narrative in her favour and get away with anything she does. Her arrogance becomes her kryptonite.
And last, the Little Flower. Or just Flower. The youngest but not less dangerous. A spoiled and vain little brat used to being coddled and protected by both her mother and sister, growing up surrounded by luxury and a set of privileges that only belong to her through a stolen family name, which it's not actually hers. She charms grown ups with her innocent aura and cute smiles, but she hates when things don't go her way. And if determined, she can be as lethal as her mother. Her age is her allibi to avoid guilt for her acts. Until it doesn't work anymore.
Then surprise, the "protagonist" appears. It doesn't matter her name, for the fate is always the same. The Batfam become fond of her, obsessively so, and the villainesses, fearing their positions will be threatened, do everything in their power to get rid of the protagonist. Unfortunately, becaose of manwha logic, the girl survives everything and miraculously manages to get out by showing off how good and pure and so different she is from those three, slowly inserting herself in the narrative while they get pushed out away. Eventually, of course, the three of them meet their end. Mrs Wayne is murdered in a petty revenge plot, Batsis falls into a deadly trap because of her hubris and Little Flower dies in an accident. Their story seems over...until they come back, waking up in the past before shit went down.
Except it's not really them. The three new "villainesses" come from an alternative universe where they, well, they weren't great people either but things were definitely better than this one. Their memories are mixed with those of the real villainesses, and now it's up to them to prevent their horrible deaths and find a way to leave this forsaken family before the protagonist appears.
They do their damn best to avoid that fate, doing everything differently while also adapting to their new life and accidentally changing things. They're so focused on surviving that they don't realise their behaviour is drawing attention...too much attention. And the plot is going to change drastically as their family begins to notice them more. Will it be a good or bad change? The girls don't want to know.
But one thing they're sure of: This batfamily isn't the one they're used to...and they might not let them go so easily.
#in less words#an au of What if my dc! ocs woke up in a webtoon novel and they had to go through the whole thing without dying or killing anyone instantly#including reacting with the typical cringey fanfic plots and manwha logic lmao#seriously thinking of adding the other neglected kids of the justice league too because the more the merrier#and i want the whole group to freak out together about reincarnating in a different world that feels straight out of a telenovela to them#yandere batfamily#yandere batfam#neglected reader#yandere batfam x reader#yandere batfam x neglected reader#neglected family! darlings au#yandere bruce wayne#yandere dick grayson#yandere jason todd#yandere tim drake#yandere damian wayne#yandere stephanie brown#yandere cassandra cain#yandere duke thomas#platonic yandere batfam#romantic yandere batfam#batfam x reader#yandere batfamily x reader#yandere batfam x wife! darling#yandere batfam x neglected! daughter#eventuall pseudo incest in some pairings#yandere batfam x batsis#same warning as my previous works#you might encounter some pseudo incest vibes here#so if you don't like it remember
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#yeah i made more as i keep up with my resources when i get brainrot#im tryna organise by character when I make these#fr i wish i could find a wider range of usable things for more unique stuff but man it's hard#honkai star rail#honkai star rail memes#hsr aventurine#i love him sm i forgive his crimes#hsr firefly#same as i just said#hsr black swan#hsr acheron#another that applies to for me#hsr duke inferno#hsr acheswan#hsr boothill#i am so down for their team up#hsr topaz#girl you just show up places don't you#hsr seele#ive been watching her en va's vods recently and she's so funny#hsr sushang#honkai impact 3rd#honkai impact 3rd memes#hi3 kiana kaslana#hi3 fu hua#hi3 herrscher of thunder#hi3 herrscher of void#hi3 sirin#hi3 elysia
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the thing about Bruce is that, while he truly believes he needs to be alone, he still craves to have people around him, because he needs to know he is really loved, so he is constantly pushing the people away of his life wanting and wishing and begging inside for them to come back to him, because, if they are coming back, that means he is actually loved, and he doesn't really know how to get out of this cycle.
#obviously this includes his children#but it's not restricted to them#this applies to everyone he cares about#and he drags them all to this cycle with him#he pushes them away and they go away and they say they won't come back to him and he can't be alone and they go back to him#because they love him#and he loves them in his own way#or that's what they say to themselves to feel better#the first one was alfred. then dick. then leslie. then jason. and it goes on#tbh I mostly thought of dick and leslie to this but all of them really fit#i guess its just the way they are#batman#bruce wayne#batfam#alfred pennyworth#dick grayson#leslie thompkins#jason todd#barbara gordon#i cannot start to explain the things they do to each other. they hate each other but they always come back#(not for each other but for the people they love who happen to be the same)#tim drake#cassandra cain#stephanie brown#damian wayne#duke thomas#and much more#im not tagging all of them#dc
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Okay you know what fuck this shit I'm tired, screw nuance actually. I think murder is okay now.
#getting more and more pro-murder out of spite#if people are going to be dense and lack nuance i can get on the same level sure why not#“murder is fundamentally bad! self-defense is fine though” what the fuck#jason todd#red hood#vent post#anti bruce wayne#anti batman#this was a tangential detail to a jason hate meta that presented itself as a duke meta explaining why duke would hate jason#except it was based in things that did not happen so it felt very much like making up reasons to dislike jason#so it wasn't about deontolgy per se but jesus christ the deontology undertones were so thick i could taste them#ugh#i think just generally speaking i'm getting an overdose of deontology why are there so many Immanuel Kant wannabees in there#fandom critical#dc#dc comics
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"There is canonical mischaracterization in the batfamily" and "they are nuanced characters that cannot be summed up in one word/phrase" are two things that can exist at the same time and more people need to remember that
#people consistently try to use 'well there's a ton of different characterizations in canon' to defend mischaracterization in fanon#but sometimes that 'canon mischaracterization' actually tracks if you pay attention#and one character doesn't do the same thing all the time#but that doesn't justify either fanon/canon reducing Robins into simple phrasing#they are actually nuanced and complex characters despite people disregarding the medium#(yes that heavily impacts fanon mischaracterization more than canon)#batfamily#batfam#jason todd#dick grayson#alfred pennyworth#batfam shenanigans#the batfamily#batman#dc comics#bruce wayne#cassandra cain#stephanie brown#damian wayne#tim drake#barbara gordon#duke thomas
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Stephanie (staring at a picture of Robin Hoodie): I don't think he did it... there's no way this fairly attractive rich man who likes Mcdonald's could have possibly done it.
Bruce glared at Stephanie for a second, but returned to reading reasoning to not respond.
Stephanie: You know what, even if he did do it...
Stephanie circled her hands together, then held out her arms, leaning back slightly.
Stephanie: You know what I mean?
Jason nodded in agreement as Bruce gave him a side glare, shaking his head in disappointment.
Duke: I... Okay, it's not right that the CEO got popped... but you piss someone off enough, like... some people though not all people will take matters into their own hands, but like...
Duke crunched the numbers in his head, then nodded.
Duke: Yeah, I see what you mean, Steph.
Stephanie: And if he's single and ready to mingle—
Bruce tossed a pillow at Stephanie's head, annoyed.
Bruce: I will call your mother and tell her how you're talking! Don't test me!
Bruce left the living room in a huff as Stephanie laughed, amused that she managed to anger the Dark Knight.
Stephanie: Jace, have you brought up he's being a hypocrite?
Jason: Numerous times before this and more after this.
Bruce (hearing them talk about him): THAT IS NOT THE SAME THING!
#bruce is right this isn't the same thing... he had a baby with his robin hoodie and dating another one lol#totally different#stephanie brown#robin hoodie#this is the last post about this i swear#duke thomas#batfamily adventures#batfamily fluff#batfamily comedy#batfamily#batfamily headcanons#batfamily fanfiction#script fic#mini fics#batfamily funny#dc fanfiction#fan writing#batfamily mini fics#batfamily shenanigans#flash fiction#batman#wayne family adventures#batfamily incorrect quotes#dc stands for disregard canon#no beta we die like jason todd#writer on ao3#bruce wayne#jason todd
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“we’re doing another groundbreaking storyline with batman fighting his greatest enemy, the joker-” pack it up.
#i said what i said kill that motherfucker#he’s boring and overhyped and needs to be used sparingly#at this point every fuckin time he shows up i honest to god think it makes the writing for batman worse#because it seems like truly none of the writers seem to know what to do with him#you can only bring him back and act like bruce not killing him is an interesting moral debate so much before it actively starts corroding#idk. this was mostly spurred on by hush 2. i just. literally every time they don’t kill him and then surprise suprise!#he’s still the embodiment of human evil. shocker. it makes me want to claw my eyes out#because it gets hard as a reader who really likes the base empathy of batman trying to save his villains to apply that to the joker#it just gets FRUSTRATING because he just can’t be saved; it’s not the same as like mr freeze or ivy or man bat etc#the way batman calls his rogues BY THEIR NAMES to humanize them if we have lost writers understanding why we have LOST THE PLOTTTTT#every time a writer makes batman a guy who punches the mentally ill and also his kids an angel loses their wings#and i get a migraine#BRING BACK HIS EMPATHY YOU FUCKIN ASSHOLES#like i can categorically say the second he abuses his kids no matter what run it’s in i can’t help but discount it#STOP HITTING JASON. JUST. PLEASE FUCKING STOP#to say it drives me up the wall is not enough that’s his SON i am going to crash OUTT#and like he hits dick too sometimes and i just. uuughhhhhh#i don’t even need to say it’s another thing entirely for him to fucking shoot jason in the face#it’s just so. RAGGHHHUUGHHH#such a fucking…i don’t even have the words#a bastardization of everything he is#if batman cannot comfort a crying child HE. IS. NOT. BATMAN.#anyways! the joker is boring i need a competent writer back for bruce stop making babs batgirl give duke PLS a run give cass a run#give jason a run give steph a run break up dickbabs and let them stand alone and DONT BUTCHER ANY OF THEIR CHARACTERS#also stop sanitizing tim make him messy again make steph and cass gay and give jason his own storyline where he does magic shit its so funn#like he’d fit with something like the recent moon knight run; absolutely fucks super fun. something like that! im spitballing don't quote m#batman#batfam#comics#dc comics
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genuine question why is it such a huge plot point for mike to say i love you to el when he’s canonically a 14 year old freshman in high school
#god i’m in my byler slump again#i can’t think abt anything but them#but if we all put everything into perspective#mileven is so stupid cuz wdym two 14 year olds are duking it out bc they’re not saying i love you#they don’t freaking know what love is#they’re freshmen in high school for gods sake#no offense but if i ended up w the same ho i’d been dating since like 7th grade i might die#anyway#byler#mike wheeler#eleven#stranger things#stranger things 4#stranger things 5#st5#lynx talks
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various sona doodles
I think I will make a lore post for my Motorcity sona/self insert thing soon ? Perchance?
#my art#Motorcity#last ones aren’t motorcity related that’s just an interaction I had with my friend#my favourite thing that’s really funny to me is my normal sona and motorcity sona being completely identical in appearance#this is because I would just draw myself with the duke as a funny selfshipping thing and then I was like#But what if I *was* in Motorcity……….#and now they’re two sonas that look the exact same
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BREAK THOSE CHAINS BOI
#Nevermore#Nevermore Webtoon#Webtoon#hi hello sorry I’m not late bc I hung out with a friend this time I’m late bc I’m too obsessed with sLEEP TOKEN—#But that’s besides the point#Eulalie that’s the best comeback I’ve ever heard A+#EULALIE POPPING OFFFFFFFF#Duke is like I’ve had enough of this man I respect it#The panels of Monty behind each of them is so cooool#MONTY YOU BETTER PUT THOSE WORDS BACK IN YOUR MOUTH NO ONE TALKS ABOUT EULALIE LIKE THAT#MONTY STOP YOU LITERALLY HAVE OTHER BETTER THINGS TO DO#STOP THROWING THE CRUTCHES AWAY AND TREAT WILL WITH SOME FREAKING RESPECT#The diagonal panels to indicate quick action very cool Flynn did that in 113 too#QUIT TREATING HIM LIKE BOOT THEN#Yes Eulalie go off#Monty that’s not what she said at all#Ough I like knew she’d invite him but at the same time he like. Doesn’t fit. Idk Morella fit better but idk that’s just me#Cause I feel like we’d just run into the same issue of him not having his own personality but idk#Duke and Pluto’s faces when she invites him hahahha#COOL ENDING ILLUSTRATION#Backstory next week for Will???? I hope#Now if you’ll excuse me I’ll continue to blast Emergence by Sleep Token
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How do you think bruce would react to a Robin pile situation?
oooh this is a fun thought. i think it depends *entirely* if you're working with a morally stable Bruce or a Bruce who's a little fucked up and dead dove-ish. somehow, i think it's actually more fun if it's a completely stable Bruce bc that adds so much more drama and issues if Bruce is deeply unsettled by the idea. if it was maybe just Jason and Dick or Jason and Tim dating that's sort of understandable. Bruce knows that while he may see them all as his sons (except Steph bc do know Robin pile will *always* include Steph for me and tbh Cass too as an honorary member. they're all going in the pile.) but he understands that doesn't mean they see each other as brothers. he respects the nuanced and complicated relationships scattered across all of the Batfam.
but if all of them are *dating*? or at the very least sleeping together? that raises a lot of logistical red flags. the most obvious one is the age gap of it all- at the biggest gap you have Damian and Dick who are an easy fifteen years apart, meeting when Damian is a kid. not to mention how many of them have tried to kill each other at some point. it shouldn't work and Bruce doesn't like that it does. Bruce has a history of wanting to control the relationships of the Batkids when he disapproves. and so he'd absolutely try to break them up. at first, he paints it purely as a logistical issue. saying it's smartest not to bring feelings into work and that this is dangerous. i think it's especially fun if this happens at a time when Bruce doesn't approve of Steph or Jason so that *also* plays into it, he doesn't want either of them near the ones he currently considers to be his family. he says he wants to protect them and wants to keep them safe. he tries to appeal to who he thinks would be more logical and listen to him the most. first Dick, and then when that doesn't work, Tim. and when neither of them listen, i *do* think Bruce would stoop to the low of trying to break them up by fabricating internal conflict between them, hoping to divide and conquer the weird polycule it's become.
while i don't think Bruce would be jealous in the sense he wants to be included, i *do* think he's wildly dislike the Robins having this close bond that makes them trust each other implicitly more than they trust Bruce. they will defer to each other before him and clearly keep things from him. he'd despise that. it's an inner circle he's not let in on and it makes him lose aspects of control over some of them, especially Damian who's the youngest and his son, who Bruce deserves the most control over. he would drive himself mad about it. at first for genuine reasons over the perceived fucked up nature of the relationship (even when each of them have confirmed that it is entirely consensual and they're happy) and to protect them. but he becomes so bitter over being ignored. they openly prioritize each other over him when the truth comes out because they see no point in hiding it. and i could definitely see Jason gloating about how he's back in the family whether Bruce likes it or not. Bruce would be beyond pissed about it. he's just never recovering. trying to stop them gets nowhere, even if he manages to cause some internal conflict.
eventually, Bruce would be forced to accept it for fear he would lose all of them. but he's *not* going to be happy about it and he keeps making side comments, hoping to get through to one of them eventually. it doesn't work, but he's definitely not going to stop trying. i also think on some level it would just disgust him a little bit in a visceral way, since they're his kids to him and he doesn't like to picture them in that way. esp when Jason or Steph lean heavily into PDA just to fuck with him. ass grabs, cuddling, sloppy kisses, the whole nine yards. Bruce will not have a moment of peace.
#necrotic answerings#robin pile#robincest#batcest#i do think fucked up bruce is also fun#but that answer wuold be more straight forward and expected#just. he creeps on them and tries to join and probably succeeds. the end <3#it's fun but i find it more fun if he's just. grossed out by it#like he's trying so hard to break them up#and he can pretend all he wants but it's purely personal reasons and disliking that he's not in the inner circle#i'm so seirous about including steph in robin pile btw#AND DUKE#let them in on it.#i'd say maps too but i'll be honest i don't know enough about her to. care honestly i'm so sorry#and i dislike helena wayne as a robin (new-52 when i catch your ass) so i don't include her#and i love carrie but i think she should be kept to her own world and not forced into the main one#i dislike seeing “incorrect quotes” that include carrie bc like. why is she there. take her back to her world free her from these shackles.#but gods i adore robin pile#i usually include cass just bc it feels weird not to#it's the same energy as “cass isn't here bc she's in hong kong :) doing hong kong things :)”#like sure technically cass was in hong kong for a lot of the comcis but we all know why.#and cass wasn't a robin but she (and steph) aren't included in a lot of batcest and we all know why.#so i include her. i just think she deserves in on it.#let her fuck her brothers stupid <3#i love the emotional conplexities of robin pile a lot#the smut is good. but so are the feelings of all of these characters are so chained together by this mantle#they just can't escape each other.#it's good shit.
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