#FUCK JKR

[victoriadallonfan]

Waking up to JKR getting owned by a trans!man is a refreshing sight to behold.

[ashes-to-ashesxx]

as someone who has never read atyd I'm confused

is remus dyslexic or did he just never learn how to read because there is a severe difference😭

[disappointmentthemusical]

time travel fix it au where 6th year draco, rather than fixing the vanishing cabinet to bring death eaters, turns it into a time portal to warn his 11yo self not to trust his father

exiting the cabinet's pair in borgin & burkes in 1991 and apparating into the manor, the wards recognizing him. appearing before his younger self tired, gaunt and traumatized.

his younger self is afraid of this man who looks to be on the brink of madness, whose hair is limp and unkempt, whose eyes rove, unable to focus on one point. this man who reminds him so much of his aunt bella, but looks so much like his mother. like himself.

17-year-old draco is frantic and desperate. shaking his younger self in bouts of anger and fear. "you must listen," he repeats. don't trust father. forget everything he's taught you. there's no honor in the malfoy name. blood purity will destroy you. don't trust him. listen to me. please. please listen to me.

the moment you can, you need to leave the manor. it's not safe here. you can't trust anyone, not in slytherin, not in the sacred 28. they'll turn you in. find somewhere safe, away from here. please listen.

"what about mother" his younger self asks. he's afraid. afraid of the version of himself who looks, acts like this. afraid of the things that are being asked of him. afraid to lose himself.

older draco breaks down in a sob. its the cry of a broken man, one who's lost everything. his fingers dig painfully into 11-year-old draco's shoulders.

"she let me become this," he says. "she told me she loves me, but she let me become this."

he cries and cries and cries.

young draco agrees to change his fate, if only to stop the loud sobs that are bound to attract attention.

it's like a switch flips, and older draco stops crying. he looks at his younger self, and suddenly his face is full of life. it's like he's glowing.

"i can feel it," he says in an awed whisper. "can't you? you've done it already."

and then he disappears.

[sandwichsugarbong]

Radical feminist sniffs her pad to own the trans

[hrlx23]

Conversations with my not girlfriend that remind me of marauders characters part. 81

Grey = Remus

Blue = Sirius

[ace-of-pussy]

JK Rowling’s funeral will be beautiful.

The cameras, the faceless attendees, the press swarming outside the gates. The touching notes left by her followers, thanking her for building their childhoods. The radfems mourning the loss of their god.

The grey-faced family and friends, escorted out of the gates by countless bodyguards, hounded by journalists and flashing light that illuminates all of the little details in their hand-woven black clothes.

Every stitch, every seam, there on display. Every tear, every bloodshot eye for the world to see.

But then They come. After the last stragglers of the funeral have left, whether it be hours or days, We will arrive.

Black combat boots and worn Converse, crop tops and baggy jumpers, ripped jeans and tartan skirts.

We will find our way in, jumping fences and picking locks, weaving through the neglected stones of others until we reach the corner that she bought for herself.

Her gravestone is inscribed and decorated, at least twice as big as the others in the graveyard.

We read it aloud.

“Mr. and Mrs.Dursley of number four, Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much. Thank you Joanne, for making our childhoods.”

We laugh. The angel over the grave, hands clasped in prayer, neck and wings strung with scarves of red, yellow, green, blue seems to smile with us.

We take the books first. Most of them are signed copies. They will make our kindling. The scarves and cloaks are too polyester-stuffed and mass produced for that.

We burn the books, dancing and laughing in the dying light, mocking her denial of the burnings back in the 40s.

The pictures are next. Portraits of her, posing elegantly, smiling gracefully. The kind face that hides bigotry and disgust at fellow human beings.

We burn them. Their ashes fuel our crazed laughter.

We celebrate our childhoods. We celebrate the world, the magical, fantasy world she crafted for us. We do not celebrate her. We celebrate her soon to be deleted Twitter account, after one last mournful post about how incredible she was.

We shall mock it, tomorrow. But tonight we celebrate.

[hp-hcs]

If the boyos were animals what animals would you think they’d be?

For some reason Tom gives (killer) bird energy for me lol

i disagree, anon, and hear me out on this one, okay?

headcanon: what birds are the slytherin boys?

Draco: Peacock, duh

enough said. no explanation needed.

Mattheo: Northern goshawk

these bad boys are wildly terratorial, and prone to attacking other birds (and the occasional human) during nesting season. since matty boy would gladly jump into a fistfight if someone even looked at his friends, i think he'd be a goshawk.

Theo: Lammergeiers

spooky, right? wrong! these silly lil guys are actually hella cool! they're a type of vulture, but they eat the bones of carcasses, rather than the flesh. they were hunted to near-extinction in the early 20th century due to being misjudged as child- and livestock-snatchers; their name even means "lamb-vulture" in german, due to the misconception of their eating habits. ergo, theo, who's often misjudged and also has a deeply unsettling stare like the pictured bird above, is a lammergeier.

Enzo: Galah

these silly lil guys are very friendly, and are pretty to look at! they're a type of parrot native to australia, and make good house pets. they're also loud, talkative, and high-energy. but enzo's like a galah because even though they both look like loveable idiots with empty heads, both boy and bird are actually wildly intelligent.

Tom: Cuckoo

now here's where we differ, anon. the cuckoo is not a murderous killer bird (...usually), but, it is the mobster of the bird world. you see, tom is often depicted in fanon as being violent, ready to murder at any second, but in the novels, he's wildly crafty, manipulative, and clever. the cuckoo is known for exploiting other birds (especially magpies) by leaving their eggs in a "foster parent" bird's nest. the unwilling foster bird then is obligated to raise the cuckoo chick to adulthood, oft at the threat of the parent cuckoo smashing the foster bird's own eggs (as is often observed when the foster bird neglects or attempts to egg-toss the imposter egg, or if ornithologists tamper with the nest and remove the cuckoo's eggs). so you see, dear anon, that cuckoos are the exploitative dicks of the bird world, just as tom is the utilitarian asshole of his.

Blaise: Swallow-tailed kite

pretty! it's a type of raptor, but actually quite friendly! it's quiet though, and known for its odd gliding way of flying, with little to no wing-flapping at all. blaise is quiet, reserved, (pretty), and little unusual, so i think he'd make a great swallow-tailed kite!

[imtiredpleasejustgoaway]

REGULUS IS SO SILVER JEWELRY CODED AND JAMES IS SO GOLD JEWELRY CODED.

imagine people start figuring out they're dating because on accident (purpose) they start wearing eachothers jewelry and everyone's like "what the fuck, why is regulus wearing gold, he never wear- JAMES' IN SILVER????"

[diabolical-lesbian]

hi! your kinks are very not for me, but thanks for this post:

748835458295955456/how-do-you-feel-about-trans-girls-because-this

- a "transmasc" according to "gender"-spiritual people / virilized / on-off t, gymrat butch lesbian

political bisexuality enforcers die challenge

I'm an atheist of any religion including anything to do with LGBTQ.

Trans women= They are biological men.

Trans men= They are biological women.

I'm a lesbian and have questionable fantasies but it's all based on the consent I have with my partners.

I live my lesbianity away from anything LGBTQ, I'm not cis, I'm a woman and that's it.

The only ones who really support lesbians, outside of all the misogyny of "trans lesbian women" ( Straight males) and their conversion theory against gay women.

They are the radical feminists. 💗🤘.

Because of my fetishes I don't call myself a feminist, it's impossible to be one.

But TERFs make me feel safe. On Tumblr, Twitter and Reddit there are posts of lesbian rape as a fetish by The Trans Women and their girldick🤢. They call it "dykebreaking" dykebreading" "Dykecorrection' and Orientation play".

And on reddit they have a group called "Dykeconversion".

I'm against all this nastiness of straight men (Trans lesbians" and straight and bisexual women fantasizing about raping lesbians.

[theladwhoisweird]

I get it! James is a bully. Okay, he's not kind to Snivellus!

BUT IF YOU'RE SAYING HE'S ONE OF THE "WORST" CHARACTER, DO YOU HAVE ANY COMPREHENSION!

He's not evil nor morally grey. He's just an outgoing prankster!

Some even said Regulus. Like what?

We're talking about the TERF'S VERSION here, the "SOURCE MATERIAL".

Regulus barely do anything in it. Do they actually read the book?

Take note I'm not doing any Jegulus/ Sunseeker here.

Marauder fans got so many hate nowadays.

[cephalopod-celabrator]

J. K. Rowling and Neil Gaiman are such a funny contrast to me, like Rowling: Oh, and by the way, I put gay characters in my books. People: Is there anything... showing that? Rowling: No. Also trans women don't deserve respect People: wtf Gaiman: Here are some immortals that transcend all human concepts of gender and attraction who use a variety of pronouns, and also some clearly canon human queers. People: Are the immortals queer? Gaiman: That is an entirely valid way to view them. Other people: Ugh, pushing a modern woke agenda. It used to be- Gaiman: Fuck you

[victoriadallonfan]

“Local Moron Who Denies Nazi War Crimes and Associates with Nazi Apologists Upset that People Call Her a Nazi Apologist.”

Remember who JKRowlings friends (aka homophobes, transphobes, and fascists) are:

[ashes-to-ashesxx]

Regulus, in his first school year being quiet and shy so he doesn't make friends

he was so excited for his first day at school cause his "big" brother was always babbling on about his friends, but he's too shy to talk to ppl. He just wants to see Sirius.

He sits on the swing set alone for the first few weeks. Or at least until the other kids tell him to get up or simply just push him off.

One day, this boy with black hair comes over to him. Regulus is about to get up when speaks. "Why are you leaving? sit back down"

So he does without a word. When a group of four children come over and push Regulus to the ground, the black haired boy starts yelling. "Hey! Leave him alone. We were here first, its our turn! Play somewhere else."

Regulus is shocked when they run away. He gets up and turns to the boy. "I'm Barty!" he says with a mischievous gleam in his eye.

"I'm Reggie." he replies softly.

"you know what I think Reggie?" Regulus shakes his head.

"I think we're the coolest kids in this school."

[etherealspacejelly]

lmaooooo cry about it bitch

[madmadder]

I thought Tumblr would enjoy this

Edit: credit goes to @/pharmafemboy on Mastodon

[alwaysfrowningslightly]

If people are sad about The Wizard Facism game coming from someone you used to look up to and admire, may I suggest an author whose books are filled with nuanced characters and strong, dynamic women?

Tamora Pierce has been writing since the 80’s and has two worlds of magic and fantasy and bonus!!! Isn’t a transphobic POS.