#Jason and Khoa: ...?

[bruciemilf]

We all know how flustered Battinson would be as a first time dad, but can you imagine him when half the rogue roster AND JL members come to them after Jason gets adopted?

Naturally, they assume he’s Bruce’s biological kid. And chaoes quickly comes knocking.

Harvey is VERY ready to be a dad. Too ready. “Don’t even worry about it, even if we’ve had our problem, OBVIOUSLY I’m the father, and I’ll be there every step of the way.”

“What.”

“There’s no need to hide the truth, Bruce, I’m not mad. I’ll be the best dad I can be. I won’t even let Two Face show him how to shoot a gun.”

“I already know how to do that :D”

“WHAT?”

“What did I tell ya?” The seamless switch is blink-and you miss it, but not for Bruce’s sharp eyes. TF just grins, switchblade sharp, ruffling at Jason’s hair, “That IS my boy.”

Clark sheepishly approaching Bruce one day, sitting down at the JL cafeteria table. His handsome face fashioned a bare earnestness which only confuses Bruce MORE.

“Hey. So, we should probably talk about Jason, right?”

“What.”

“I’m really sorry if I did something that made you feel like you couldn’t tell me. But I’m ready to step up. So when should I move in?”

“We haven’t slept together, Clark.”

“Bruce, I think I’d know my kid when I saw him.”

Hal can’t take this anymore. “HE’S A MAN?” He pauses, “Also, why am I not questioned? I could be the baby daddy! I could SO be the baby daddy!”

“Go away, Hal.”

“Yeah ok.”

[prlssprfctn]

Not to bring Jason into everything (I can't help it I love him), but the thought of Batman and Ghostmaker acting like bitter divorcees arguing over the custody of their anti-hero crime lord son is so funny to me. Like plot twist the main reason Bruce is upset about the killing is actually that his baby boy is taking after his asshole ex-husband and not HIM. It's not FAIR.

first of all, in my humble blog, we bring Jason in everything, so don't you worry. that's a rule. /hj

second of all... you know what? YEAH.

Bruce, who was always taking pride in the fact that Jason is *his* carbon copy, starting to notice certain parallels between Red Hood and Ghost-Maker. and suddenly, it is not about no-kill rule any more.

like, God, he loves Khoa, but Jason is his baby, alright?

and Khoa? well, at first, Khoa can't care less about the whole kids & family stuff. he doesn't like kids. Bruce's kids are even more so. he is here *solely* for his dear princess. but the moment he starts noticing that this pisses Bruce off? he is suddenly very interested in Jason Todd!

Jason doesn't have a specific opinion on Khoa, to be honest, but he also notices what is going on between these two and agrees to play along with the whole thing.

Jason: You know, this is *so* refreshing to finally have someone so relatable.

Khoa: Agreed.

Khoa, smirking: It is almost like you are a SON to me.

Jason, grinning: Right? I could almost imagine you being my DAD.

Bruce, who is eavesdropping on their conversation: I am this close to hiring Talia to kill Joker so Jason could come home to his REAL dad.

Tim by his side, concerned: Oh. It is THIS serious.

[wow-thisismylifeiguess]

meeting ghost-maker epilogue

Unfortunately, Minhkhoa Khan doesn’t truly go away…ever. He’s not in Gotham full time, but he seems to pop up on occasion, and the kids never get over their hatred for him.

Dick finds Khoa and Bruce making out in the closet and he throws a fucking fit.

Jason finds them in bed together and nearly claws Khoa’s eyes out.

Tim sees them leaned up against each other in the Bat Cave and kicks Khoa’s chair, making him fall.

Damian finds them having a late dinner together and tries to stab him w his own fork.

Bruce just sighs every time. Khoa grins. “I like them,” he says. “And they love you.”

“They hate you, Khoa.”

“I know. They’ve got good judge of character.”

He’s completely unbothered by the fact that his boyfriend’s kids despise his existence.

Dick Jason Tim Red Hood Damian

[kittykatninja321]

If I had a nickel for every time Jason teamed up with an ex bestie/ex lover/current-lover-but-they’re-beefing of Bruce’s I would have like 4 nickels which is not a lot but it’s weird that its happened so many times. Bruce never gets Jason in the divorce

[3amdrabbles]

I really like the idea of Jason being trained by Ghost-Maker during his Lost Days arc.

Since Talia knew Minhkhoa, and how good he is, she'd send Jason his way probably at the end of his long list of trainers. (She knows Khoa wouldn't deal with someone who's insufficiently trained)

Minhkhoa, being who he is, would not want to deal with training some angsty teenager, even if it would be a good challenge and a fun mystery as to who this kid is and why Talia cares about him.

But when he learns he's Bruce's dead kid? Oh he would immediately start training Jason. He'd rub it in Bruce's face too given the chance.

[varpusvaras]

The big question is, would natalia knight throw down with khoa or not?

If it's about Jason? Yes absolutely. Khoa would probably find her very interesting (and also probably like her aesthetic lmao) and accept whatever she challenges him to. Jason would like to his parents not fighting again, thanks.

[timdrake-yumm]

I’m a problem

[thisisyouridol]

khoa and jason are depenkn my soul

[butchered-icarian]

something about the way roy and jason seemingly going on w their ~dates~ while patrolling and young ghostbat in their days going on ~dates~ while patrolling etc etc

Example(s):

[cecexoxo]

Batman Incorporated #5 (Spoilers)

This story is the reason I want a Ghostmaker/Red Hood team up. Or maybe a Jason team up with Phantom-One??

[beesbiteandwillowrites]

"Stitching Souls"

Ghost-Maker was new. Had only joined the crew a while back, despite having known Bruce for years apparently. He killed freely, Jason knew, but never in Gotham. Bruce’s influence, he knew that for certain. Mister ‘I will keep everyone alive even if they go on killing everyone else’ would never allow someone he worked with to spill blood in his precious city. Jason found out the hard way what happened when those lines were crossed.

Rating: Teen

Warnings: None

Relationship: Minhkhoa Khan/Jason Todd

Characters: Minhkhoa Khan, Jason Todd

Additional Tags: Soulmate AU, Murder as a Love Language, Dead Joker (DCU)

[prlssprfctn]

Bruce Wayne's biggest reasons to crash-out or whatever

[wow-thisismylifeiguess]

meeting ghost-maker pt 2

Jason

Jason sits on his bed whilst Dick paces back and forth. He stops, points at a whiteboard he’d rolled into Jason’s room with a crude drawing of…something that looks like a bug? Jason’s not really sure.

“And that’s why, if we ever see this man, we cannot let him near Bruce!”

If Jason’s being honest, he was kind of zoning out through most of this…presentation?

“Why?”

Dick glares at him.

“I just spent the last 30 minutes telling you why!”

“TLDR. Listen, Dick, it’s been a long day.” Jason’s exhausted and he’s on the verge of falling asleep any moment.

Before Dick can complain any more, there’s a knock on Jason’s door. It’s a familiar rhythm, recognizable. Jason and Dick both know it’s Bruce, and Jason calls out to let him in before Dick can convince him to wait.

“Sorry to interrupt, boys. I was just-“ Bruce stops and looks at Dick’s white board presentation. “Is that Ghost?”

Jason isn’t expecting Bruce to laugh, although he’s not mad about it. His dad doesn’t laugh often, but when he does, it’s always a bright and pretty sound.

“Don’t laugh!” Dick had clearly not been expecting that reaction either, and unlike Jason, he’s a lot less pleased. “I’m warning Jason!”

“About what?”

“The bas- the weirdo who flirts with you whenever he’s in Gotham!” It’s a little funny, heading Dick try and censor himself when Jason’s said and says much worse things than his older brother. But Jason’s less focused on that. Instead, he’s finally actually listening to Dick, and his eyes widen.

“What?”

Bruce covers his face and sighs. “It’s not like that. Dick just had a bad experience w Ghost-Maker and he’s made it his mission in life to make sure he never steps foot in Gotham again.”

Dick makes an error noise. “Nope! Wrong! My life’s mission is to make sure he never gets close to you again. I mean, come on, Bruce. You could do so much better!”

Jason silently contemplates this conversation. And then he asks, “What kinda fuckin name is Ghost-Maker?”

While Bruce sighs again, Dick lectures his brother about how that’s the least of their concerns.

—

When Jason meets Ghost-Maker himself…yup. Dick was right (he’ll never admit that to his face). The man fucking sucks.

“Oh. A new one?”

Ghost-Maker’s got his arm over Bruce’s shoulder, touching him so casually, and it makes Jason want to kick him in the groin. That’s his fucking dad, thank you very much. No one’s allowed to be that touchy w him.

“Ghost, this is-“

“Robin.”

“None of your fucking business.”

Ghost-Maker laughs, and the desire to kick him grows.

“Feisty. He’s more angry than the other one.”

Bruce frowns. “I have no idea what you’re talking about. Robin is Robin.”

“Tough shit trying to sell that lie to me, B. And besides, you were introducing him as if we’d never met before, which means we haven’t. Plus, he’s…small. So unless you’re not feeding your underage crime fighting partner, he’s a different kid.”

Jason’s mouth hangs open. He just…he called Bruce B! He can’t do that! Only Dick and him can! That’s their nickname for him!

Bruce catches Jason before he can throw himself at Ghost-Maker. Doesn’t stop the little Robin from trying to claw at the man. Bruce is unfortunately very hard to escape from. Fuck it, Jason will get him one day.

Dick Tim Red Hood Damian Epilogue

[one-hit-boy-wonder]

being a multishipper is great because i can create the most convuluted polyamorus relationship ever

[hauntingblue]

I love how khoa just tells everybody "hey I can't kill because I made a promise to batman actually 😊" and then when he needs/wants to kill he's just "its okay he'll forgive me 😜" like he needs to let them know he is batmans favorite