#Source: Texts From Last Night

[emmikay]

Patroclus: This is either the best idea I’ve ever had, or the worst. Stay tuned!

[percabethconvos]

Annabeth: I need Percy there

Annabeth: I need someone to exchange glances with when people inevitably annoy me

[holy-incorrectquotes-batman]

Tim: I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee. Tim: And it tastes incredible. Tim: And I have chest pains.

[incorrecttwsted]

[incorrectbatfamquotes]

Damian Wayne: I need Grayson there.

Damian Wayne: I need someone to exchange glances with when people inevitably annoy me.

[danganronpafakes]

Komaru: I've decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting.

Source: Texts From Last Night

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Bucky: I'm a gentleman. Chivalry is what I do: I'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy you drinks...

Bucky: But when it comes to Mario Kart, I draw the line. I'm sorry, but I just can't let you beat me at Mario Kart.

[incorrect-kaishinshi]

Touichi: Sometimes I wonder if I failed as a father.

Shinichi: Sometimes?

[hitchell-mope]

Donovan: You’re not good enough for my son.

Wednesday: You’re not good enough for your son.

[ouatsqincorrect]

Regina, texting: Just got to Costco. Where are you? Zelena: Liquor aisle. Bring another cart.

[the-black-bulls]

Finral, to Charmy: I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. The highest setting on this microwave is 100%, and you better not ask Luck to use his magic on it to add power.

Charmy: Oh, come on!

Luck: Yeah, come on!

[emmikay]

Odysseus, texting Polites: Hey, I just walked into the Spartan court and someone yelled dibs lol

(meanwhile)

Penelope, texting Helen: HELP I FUCKED UP. SOME HOT GUY WALKED INTO COURT AND I YELLED DIBS

[percabethconvos]

Annabeth: I think Percy and I are having midlife crises

Grover: You're 18

Percy: We could absolutely die at 36

[holy-incorrectquotes-batman]

[Bruce asking Barbara to leave the Clocktower and come to the Batcave for a meeting] Barbara: Fine, but I'll need Cass there. I need someone to glance at when everyone inevitably annoys me.

[incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes]

Sirius: Someone else needs to become the bad example here. Lily: But you wear shame so well.

[incorrectbatfamquotes]

Tim Drake: I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.

Tim Drake: And it tastes incredible.

Tim Drake: And I have chest pains.