#all the robins

[superbat-love]

Superman trying to defend Robin until Batman gave him The Look.

[what-if-this-happens-instead]

What if - The Robins called each other by their numbers?

So like -

Dick = One/First

Jason = Two/Second

Tim = Three/Third

And then Fourth and Fifth for Stephanie and Damian.

Who started it? Four, of course. It was definitely the Fourth. She needed to get Third’s attention, but they were undercover. It went something like this;

“Psttt. Three. THREE.”He looked over at her, pointing at himself,confused.

Four nodded. “Three. Get over here.” Still looking confused, he snuck over to her. “Four?” He asked, and she nodded. Thank goodness for big brain Robin #3. He caught on quick.

Then after they had finished that mission.. they just didn’t really stop? It was like a nickname. Then One started doing it as well. Five was not happy about his number, eventually caught on. Two also does it, but he switches tone or adds emphasis when he speaks. Just to be annoying.

(Second, Third and Fourth have all stared adding emphasis when they call out ‘Fifth’. It’s worth the knife throwing just to see him twitch.)

[smhalltheurlsaretaken]

fandom contamination has me being able to name every single member of the bat family despite having never read a single comic featuring them 

[just-an-enby-lemon]

I'm a sucker for generational trauma stories.

[i-currently-have-purple-have-sir]

So I found out recently that you can read comics online for free which is wonderful because I’m poor and have been wanting to read DC comics for ages. However, when I do things like this, I always feel the need to do it systematically, and there are so so many and no where is there a website that breaks down the categories and series and everything all in one place. That should be a thing right? Like a website that’s just like oh u want to read dc comics, here’s all the characters that have their own, here’s all of that character’s comic series in chronological order, here’s all of the comics in that series. Does anyone get me?

[shinydmoon]

I’ve started another side project tangent.

Up side is its only list making with minor Research

Down Side?

It likely involves 10+characters to give teams of 6 or More pokemon. Some of which i ether know very little/none to only Fanon/fan versions of.

[artkaninchenbau]

Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)

It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.

Bonus:

[redsray]

the funniest part of any Robin meeting the JL is that every Robin is so distinctly different from the previous one in terms of personality and vibes that the league literally gets backlash. and like, I don't blame them. not to mention that they are non-meta children that dress as a traffic light and fight crime alongside batman in gotham on a nightly basis. i'd also be a bit concerned. Batman, literally The Night of Gotham personified in the League's eyes, coming into a JL meeting: This is Robin, my crime-fighting partner. 11-year-old Dick Grayson, dressed in the brightest primary colours possible, vaguely hidden murder behind those eyes, never stops moving even for a moment: Hi! Superman: That's a child. That's-- Bats that is a child. You let a child--? Batman, deadpan: You try to stop him. Would you rather he try and murder a grown man with a wire?

Batman: This is Robin. 12-year-old Jason Todd, with the biggest grin on his face, about 3 books in his hand, stars in his eyes and a distinct street-kid drawl: Hey!!! Green Lantern: That's ... that's a different child. What?? Jason: I stole his tires :) Batman: Tried to. Jason, stage whispering to the League: basically did. Green Lantern: that is a different kid, right?? I'm not seeing shit??

Batman: This is Robin. 14-year-old Tim Drake, bo staff clutched in his hand, a wary and tired expression on his face, more on the quiet side, the literal walking definition of don't judge a book by it's cover: hello Flash: Where do you even find these-- Tim: I found myself.

Batman: This is Robin. 17-year-old Stephanie Brown, literally blonde, with a shit-eating grin, eyes full of nothing but mischief and the most explosive personality you've ever seen: hiya!! Superman: I give up. Stephanie: I know, I have that amazing effect on people.

Batman: This is Robin. 13-year-old Damian Wayne, a literal wet cat that will hiss at you, has a sword, the most judgemental stare you'll get from a teenager, ready to jump anyone there: Green Lantern: WHY DOES HE HAVE A SWORD?! Batman: ... he came with the sword.

[d-does-art]

*Swaps your captains*

I re-drew this a little better.

[haveihitanerve]

I love how people are like Jason Todd was a demon child and all the other robins were angels compared to him like lmao robin!Jason was a fucking delight what do you mean

Dick showed up at the manor with a blue stuffed animal elephant and the rage of 100 men and the only thing thats changed is that the elephant is grey now

Tim showed up with blackmail on the fucking Batman and bullied him into accepting him as robin

Damian popped up on the doorstep holding a fucking katanna

Meanwhile robin!jason was jumping from building to building squealing robin magic! and would spontaneously hug Batman. he loved reading shakepeare knowledge and literally screamed golly jee willickers as the highest curse word in his vocabulary.

Robin!Jason was a goddamned fucking delight and all the other ones were the little demon children lmaooo

[ditzybat]

just imagining a teeny tiny tim being absolutely devastated about jason’s death, that he manages to get on to dark forums to contact a mercenary for a hit on the joker’s life.

and who happens to be that mercenary? deathstroke.

tim wires money from his (admittedly very high) allowance to slade, who finishes the job within the week — news outlets are going crazy as nobody knows who pulled off such a stunt — bruce is confused, and dick is both grateful, that someone took the bastard who killed his baby brothers life, and angry, because bruce wasn’t the one to do it.

slade however? wants to investigate, someone finally had the gall to order a hit on the joker and he’s a little curious to see who it is.

only come to find a little boy all alone in a big house who spends his nights following around a vigilante in a furry suit.

and, well, slade hasn’t been the best parent, and probably doesn’t know how to deal with an average kid, but who can blame him when he begins to train tim into becoming a mercenary just like him — after all, how else is he gonna defend himself on the streets of gotham when he gallivants around with an expensive camera, a sign basically saying ‘kidnap me!’ strapped to his chest?

so what if the kid becomes robin and uses those skills in the cape? that’s batman’s problem to figure out.

[newttxt]

leashes for zosan

[allfortheslay25]

Monsters pregame:

[leaff0dil]

Straw Hat Pirates yippeee