#anatomy of a bribe

[allcanonisrelative]

More Allan Arbus from H50...

The promised White Shirt pics

white shirt + hands = lethal to me

[averagegriftersbonefan]

can a stranger boy and a hunt girl be in a relationship

[fullofbees]

Headcanons about the demon brother's and an MC who is on their period.

CW: Period Sex (All of them), Somnophilia (Belphegor), Non-con (Belphegor)

»»----------► Reader is Gender Neutral with AFAB anatomy

✬ Does he know what a period is? ✬

Yes. Though he may not interact with humans much in the Devildom (nor did he in the Celestial Realm either), it never hurts to be prepared by knowing and understanding basic human bodily functions.

✬ How he helps: ✬

Lucifer knows how much you adore his brothers, but he also understands that all of them can be.... a bit much – especially when together. So, when you need some peace and quiet, Lucifer ushers you into his private study. You relax on the plush couch, a small fire in the pit and his coat draped over you to keep out the house’s haunting draft. When you try to refuse, he chuckles, and assures you his inhuman sight will adjust easily to the darkness. It doesn’t take long for you to coax him to the couch anyways, both of you blissfully passing out for some much needed rest. "Your brothers would surely lose their minds if they saw you napping, with me in your arms no less." "That's why you're not going to say a word, lest you lose your snuggle privileges."

✬ NSFW ✬

Indents and imprints begin to form across your skin from where your body is shoved against the plush backing of the couch. Should anyone happen to disturb your haven of rest, they would be none the wiser, with Lucifer's looming visage shielding you from the door and his coat, draped across your waist, hiding your sin. His hand pulls your underwear off to the side, leaving him just enough access to tease you with the tip of his cock. Short shallow thrusts amplify the wetness that sticks to your thighs, slowly building the pleasure that hums throughout your body. Lucifer chuckles at how easily he's able to slip his entire length into you like this; heat rises to your face in embarrassment, but burying your face into the cushions does little to stop the drenched sounds of his cock fucking the bloody mess that is your cunt.

✬ Does he know what a period is? ✬

He’s heard it mentioned by the witches before – small grumblings of pain, frustration, and exhaustion between them. He’d scoff; their whisperings of mutual understanding being heard, their feet up as they relaxed, all while he was being worked to the bone. He spent centuries thinking they were lying before he met you.

✬ How he helps: ✬

Mammon always is ready to fight anyone who dares to upset you. As your first man, even the privilege of annoying you should be left to him. When it comes to that time of the month, Mammon is extra protective of you; threatening others with little more than a glance, shoving lesser demons out of your way, even going so far as to bribe others in to doing your homework for you. He's not letting you lift a finger while he's around! "Mammon! You don't need to do this. He was just being polite and saying hello!" "That's what he wants ya to think! Luckily, you have THE Great Mammon here to protect ya from these low-lifes!"

✬ NSFW ✬

God knows how much grimm he could make off of videos of your pretty face blissed out like this. You're panting against his mattress, sweat laced hair clinging to your cheeks and neck as your body bounces in time with his thrusts. Mammon pauses, watching you wriggle and writhe as he slowly pulls his cock out until just his tip remains inside. Perhaps he should feel dirty when he sees his flesh painted with your blood and his cum, but when has he ever given a damn about that kind of stuff? With the way you're begging him to continue, to fuck his cum back into you, how can he feel anything but lucky? Yeah, your sex tape would go for millions, but he knows his treasure is infinitely more valuable when he has it all to himself.

✬ Does he know what a period is? ✬

Absolutely not. Definitely stares at you in horror as you explain the process to him; What do you mean it happens every month? How are you able to bleed without dying? What use could this possibly have to your survival? He's a changed demon once he learns.

✬ How he helps: ✬

Thankfully, his Akuzon habits mean that you never are without any products you might need/want - same day delivery! Once the initial shock has worn away, Levi ends up placing orders without you needing to ask. It's one of the little way he shows his love. Otherwise, Levi does his best to distract you from its existence altogether. The more episodes you watch, or the more games you play, the less likely Levi is to overthink and worry about you. "Leviiiii, I'm tired, I want to sleep! I swear I'm not going to die from blood loss." "Losing my Henry is not worth the risk! Just a few more episodes, I promise..."

✬ NSFW ✬

Levi had only honorable intentions when he invited you to binge a new anime with him. Besides, it's not like you'd ever imagine being with a disgusting pervert like him. So how does this keep happening? Your back is pressed to his chest, his hands holding your legs open as he thrusts his cock into you. You whine, whimper, and beg for him to keep going. He hides his face against your neck, nipping and kissing the sweat-soaked skin. Normally, he would be the one crying underneath you, begging with tears in his eyes for his orgasm. Perhaps its your period that is making you so pliable, so sensitive to his touch that even a small flick to your nipples has you throwing your head back in pleasure. The anime's closing song plays through the speakers as the credits roll. It goes unnoticed.

✬ Does he know what a period is? ✬

Yes, of course; he's only read every book about the subject that he could get his hands on.

✬ How he helps: ✬

Satan ends up becoming your nurse more than anything. He insists on prepping all of your lunches, making sure each meal is packed full of the vitamins and minerals your body needs. He has you rate your pain on a scale of ten and charts it alongside your other symptoms to see if there is a pattern. You understand that its his curious nature that drives him to do this, but you still had to put your foot down when he started asking to chart the heaviness of your flow. "Eat this; it will replace the magnesium you are losing due the monthly shedding of your endometrium." "I am a human, not a guinea pig dammit!"

✬ NSFW ✬

It was supposed to be a joke; a terrible one, but a joke nonetheless. Yet here you are now, Satan pawing at your thighs, while in the most ridiculous nurse's outfit you've ever seen. It looks like a cheap 'sexy nurse' Halloween costume, it barely fits him, the white spandex skirt riding up his legs as he sits between yours; is that even a real stethoscope? His hands slide down to your knees, gently guiding them apart, "I need to conduct a thorough examination, so will you please spread your legs?" You wonder if he stole this idea from one of his not-so-hidden smut novellas.

✬ Does he know what a period is? ✬

Yes! However, his knowledge comes from hands-on experience rather than from a book. His servitude to Solomon allows him to travel to the human world far more often than his brothers, and of course, there were more than enough humans willing to indulge his curiosities.

✬ How he helps: ✬

Asmodeus is aware of how unattractive some humans feel during their cycle, so he always goes out of his way to make sure you feel desired. Worried about acne? He has enough serums, creams, and masks to handle any breakout. Feel like your clothes don't fit right? What a perfect excuse to go shopping! He'll make sure you find something that you look and feel good in. Do you feel achey and sore? He keeps plenty of bath oils/salts stocked for you to freely use in his bathroom. "Asmo, why are you taking your clothes off?" "Did you think I would let you bathe all by your lonesome? <3"

✬ NSFW ✬

The Avatar of Lust silences your protests with his lips, happily snaking his tongue into your mouth when you gasp. The water of the bath is warm and fragrant; Asmodeus may have gone a bit overboard with the salts, but he wanted you relaxed and comfortable before he made his move. He works slow circles over your clit, just enough pressure to excite your body but no more than that. Everytime you wiggle your hips in search of more friction, he simply removes his hand, giggling at your defeated and pleading expression. It's no secret that your period aggravates the tension in your body, but Asmodeus knows that a steady hand will always prevail over brute force. So, just sit on his cock and let him pamper you, kay? <3

✬ Does he know what a period is? ✬

….No. Probably will also forget within minutes of you explaining it to him. It's okay, we love our gentle himbo.

✬ How he helps: ✬

There is no such thing as a weird food combination to this demon, therefore, he will enthusiastically try anything you create to appease your cravings. Also, thanks to his athleticism, Beel knows how to appropriately massage and stretch out any knots your muscles may form. He has to be extra careful since you're not as sturdy as a demon, but he's so happy that you trust him to do it anyways. "Mmmm.. chocolate and peanut butter..." "Beel, you're drooling into my hair...."

✬ NSFW ✬

It's not like the poor gluttonous demon could help it... you just smelled so good during this time of the month. Beel doesn't know what causes you to relent this time around, but he can't help but feel like he's unwrapping some exclusive treat as he slides your underwear down your legs. In his eagerness, he doesn't notice the embarrassed blush that covers your face, too focused on appreciating the meal that lies between your thighs. You don't have the time to mull over your decision before the demon has buried his tongue in your cunt, moaning in pleasure at the taste -- your taste. Just remember to help him clean off his face afterwards.

✬ Does he know what a period is? ✬

It's not that he doesn't know, more that he just doesn't care. He never cared about humans, or any of their inane problems, before you came along. At the very least, that means he'd be the most casual about it.

✬ How he helps: ✬

Belphegor is the laziest of all his brothers, so if his help doesn't involve napping, it's a slim to none chance of it ever happening. You'll find him in the attic whenever you need him, and he never asks questions when you do. He simply makes room for you, letting you get comfortable before trapping you against him for the foreseeable future. "Belphie, so help me-- I'm going to bleed on your pillow!" "snORk.. mimimimi..."

✬ NSFW ✬

It wasn't unusual for cuddly naps with Belphie to turn into half-asleep sex. But those times were usually initiated by the demon; he would infiltrate your dreams, interrupting whatever scenario that was playing out, and fuck your dream-self into waking up. Other times, the lazy brat would wake you up himself just to make you ride him while your moans were interrupted by yawns. This time, he wakes before you, and finds you rutting your hips against his as whisper-soft groans slip past your lips. You don't wake as he carefully undoes your pants and slide them down. He ogles the deep red stain that bleeds through your underwear, the sight of the sticky mess oddly erotic. Tentatively, he presses his fingers against the fabric, surprised by the warmth and feel of the blood that now stains his skin. It's a while longer til you wake, and Belphegor intends to play with your messy cunt until then.

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[dinkandballz]

I already sent in a request but like uhm you said to send another because you might not have seen the one I sent so uhm uhm I was wondering if you could do uhm Adam with a s/o headcanons (sfw or nsfw or both whatever you want) and uhm that's uh all

YES!!! ABSOLUTELY!! Sorry this is late pookie 😮‍💨

SFW

Adam is a picky asshole

He never shies away from the truth around you, so expect to be insulted A LOT

More than that, he speaks through his actions better than he does with his words

He’s a cuddle bug with no sense of personal space. If you’re close by, his face is in your neck immediately

Angel anatomy can be confusing, but he’s often preening his feathers when he thinks you aren’t watching

His halo is very sensitive, so be careful not to knock it or touch it without warning, otherwise he gives you the silent treatment

He likes to pretend he’s a big, tough man, but really he’s more suited for a malewife role

He hates admitting it, but he loves to cook as much as he loves to eat, and seeing you enjoy his food makes his heart so happy

He’s just a sweetie pie with some bad ideas engraved into his brain, but you can work with him to get out of that mindset over time

Lots and lots of time.

Hopefully you’re also an angel, because it might take a few hundred years to convince him to stop being such a dick 😭

(NSFW below the cut)

NSFW

He’s a brat

At least, at first he’s a brat

He hates being told what to do, he never listens to your instructions, in bed or otherwise, and purposefully makes a fuss whenever possible

But if you bribe him with praise and rewards, he learns to simmer down and listen

In order to even approach his ass, he needs sexual favours frequently

He loves oral, giving and receiving (receiving mostly, at first) and you can work your way up (down) from there

He surprisingly enjoys being eaten out, and he’s shocked to find out he can reach orgasm from only your tongue teasing his prostate

And when you fuck him for the first time, he insists on hiding his face from you, because he knows you’ll tease him if you see him drooling into his pillow

He can’t get enough of you after the first time, he’s already addicted (pun intended!)

He’s a good boy when he wants to be, patient in your arms as you tease him with just the tip

He doesn’t beg, he’s too embarrassed to at first, so he’s delighted when you finally bottom out

Your teasing gets him embarrassingly hard on occasion, too

He’s willing to try anything once, even if he thinks the humiliation will kill him, he wants to be good for you and please you

[yyokkki]

Asking to Sketch Them

SAVANACLAW

Leona Kingscholar

“No lol”

Can be bribed with peaceful silence and ear scritches

Has experience with posing for portraits but won’t bother

So you can only draw him sleeping but it’s actually not that bad

I can’t see anything eventful happening tbh Leona is a master of ignoring the bullshit that goes on in his vicinity

Once you’re finished he acts all smug and he actually is

8/10 pretty good unless you want him in a pose that isn’t horizontal

Ruggie Bucchi

“Sure! In return for what?”

Can be bribed with food or money

Probably won’t be too stiff about it and takes it as another quick gig

Will even do insane poses for you if you pay up

Can’t stay in one position for too long though if it’s an especially busy day you might have to sketch him while he’s doing chores for the dorm

Multitasking king will be able to do both trust him

9/10 what can I say he’s just good

Jack Howl

“no” pt.2

If you give him good enough reasoning like wanting to improve your art and his muscles are so defined they’ll be really helpful for anatomy studies he might say yes

Ignore his wagging tail

If you wanna draw his wolf form however

Very VERY reluctantly says yes if you give similar reasoning

Now take this chance to brush his fur the good boy deserves it

Very supportive of your efforts he thinks highly of those who seek self improvement

Again do NOT point out how fast his tail is wagging when you’re done and you show him the finished product

9/10 a good boy and a good model

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Heartslabyul | Savanaclaw | Octavinelle | Scarabia | Pomefiore | Ignihyde | Diasomnia

[apomaro-mellow]

King&Prince 4

"Hey Eddie, what happens if you stick a finger up someone's ass?", Dustin asked.

Eddie choked on nothing and looked up from the map he'd been studying. He cleared his throat and flailed his hands at his young ward.

"The fuck Henderson?"

"I asked Steve about it once but he said he wouldn't tell me yet."

"Steve?!" Eddie got up while slamming his hands down. "As in the prince? As in the one I have locked away in the dungeon as we speak?"

"Yeah", Dustin replied, unbothered by the shadows shifting behind Eddie as his hair began to stand on end.

"I will say this in the simplest terms I can. Stay. Away. From Harrington."

Dustin put down the anatomy book he'd been reading. "But he's not dangerous. At least not while he's caged up. He's got pretty decent knowledge of how to hurt someone though."

"Oh I'm sure. He comes from a long line of people who live to hurt." Eddie moved from behind his desk, leaving the map behind. The fireplace was burning bright, the sun had set long ago and Eddie should have sent Dustin to bed by now, but he liked the company. "You know what his family has done."

"I do, but it's not like he's done it. He doesn't deserve to sleep in a shit hole just because his family is a bunch of assholes", Dustin said.

"And who's to say he isn't just as much of an asshole? Apples don't fall far from trees." Eddie moved to stare into the fire. He had been studying the map of his kingdom to think of ways to move his citizens and creatures. He didn't want to displace people, nor seem like he was conceding the border, but the Harringtons weren't giving him much of a choice.

"Can't you just give him some new clothes? He's literally starting to smell."

"I want you to stay out of the dungeons. You keep it up and I'll tell your mom that you're fraternizing with the enemy."

Dustin let out an offended scoff, upset that Eddie would go as far as tattling on him. Well, he had ways around that. Curious about the royal hostage, Dustin had intercepted the servant going to give him his meal and took over that task. But since Eddie told him he couldn't go anymore, Dustin got someone else instead.

Mike had to be bribed with a book, but he went and asked Steve what was worse, internal bleeding or dying of infection.

"Are you one of Dustin's friends?"

"Just answer the question so I can get outta here", Mike sighed.

"I'm not a doctor. I don't know which is worse. But infection is definitely more gross", Steve said. "Especially if it's on your-"

"On your what?", Mike pressed.

Steve considered how much of a pest Dustin was when he didn't get a straight answer and decided that having a conversation partner so he told Mike what he knew about infections while eating. Mike's jaw never left the floor.

"Eddie was wrong about you. You're so-!" Mike stopped short when Steve looked up at him. "You're uh, you're fine, I guess. Do you know a lot about gross stuff like that?"

"I don't know about a lot. I know a thing or two", Steve shrugged. That name came up again, Eddie. Steve was almost interested enough to ask about him but figured he was probably just someone else in the castle that hung out with these kids. And apparently he was someone they looked up to.

From then on, he had a rotation of visitors to bring him food. Dustin was still around, and he'd met Mike. But now there was also Lucas, who mostly asked about the fighting techniques Steve knew about. He also met Will, who usually came with a list of questions Dustin had but also asked about his kingdom in general. Something about the whole thing caught Steve off guard and he asked Dustin the next time he saw him.

"Does your king only employ children?"

"What? No, we don't get paid, but we should", Dustin rolled his eyes as he slid the food over. "We just live here. Lucas and Mike wanna be squires. And I-"

"Where are all the monsters?", Steve asked.

"You probably mean the demobeasts. They live outside, you know, like most animals." Dustin looked at him like he was stupid. It was a common expression on his face.

"They're not like, crawling around?", Steve hadn't even seen so much as a rat, even here in his cell.

"It's not a wild house", Dustin crossed his arms. "I brought one demodog into the castle and Eddie lost it just because it tore up some scrolls."

"You and this Eddie guy hang out a lot? How come you've never sent him down here?", Steve asked.

"He's pretty busy. Plus, he doesn't like you that much."

Steve didn't need to ask why. He was an enemy prince, after all. So far, only Dustin and his friends had shown him anything resembling kindness. Just a day ago, someone had been sent to 'clean' him. Which was really just tossing a bucket of cold water at him. And even those that knew him beyond his status weren't so loving and warm. It was why Steve wasn't surprised that his family had yet to burst through the doors to save him.

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Alric had known long before he got a letter that his son had been taken and by whom. Steve's escorting party had returned much sooner than planned. Many of them injured, but none dead. They had reported to their king the events and just who was responsible. Still, Alric waited for the official word, just to see what that devil of a king wanted in exchange for his son.

It turned out to be a call to end his aggression and enter a truce. A call to discuss the details of the truce more in person. To sit at the same table as equals and figure out how to live harmoniously as neighbors.

He threw the letter into the fire.

Such terms were unthinkable, as was sending a reply of any kind. Alric would allow his silence to do the talking.

When it went on week three without any sort of word, Eddie called his council to discuss.

"What does it mean when a king doesn't care about his prince?", Eddie had asked.

"It's got to be a ploy", Nancy said. "He wouldn't abandon his only son."

"Unless he was some sort of disgrace", Jeff said. "But then again, something like that would have hit the rumor mill already."

"How can a prince be disgraced? They get away with everything", Robin commented.

Eddie was pacing around the table in the council room. "The point is, dear old dad doesn't seem to bothered with this. It's almost like he wants to be rid of him."

"So what do we do?", Jeff asked.

"We need a clearer picture", Nancy said.

"Clearer picture...", Eddie mused, pausing in his pacing. Then he let out a very loud, every exaggerated groan while bending so far backwards his head almost touched the floor. "Time to visit my favorite hostage."

Part 6

Tag Team

@thesuninyaface @only-evanescent @snakeorsquid @ignoremyworld @theclichefortunecookie @goodolefashionedloverboi @just-a-tiny-void

[toulousewayne]

Daily Batfam Shenanigans Pt:5

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Damian:Grayson?

Dick looks over from his spot watching TV and eating Coco Puffs.

Dick:Yes Little Dee?

Damian:You are very aware of my experience with animals.

Dick: Very much so, yes.

Damian:Why does father seem so interested about give me Birds and bees.

Dick laughs for a bit.

Dick: No kiddo, he talking about…the reproductive health.

Damian:…Sex? I know what sex is Grayson Mother gave me this with topic with a diagram and you and the alien are never quiet when I stay at the tower. So I do not see the need for such time constraints.

Dick:…

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Jason is in the cave help Tim with his wound care when he notices a large scar on Tim.

Jason: Where’d you get this from Replacement, falling off the handlebars of your bike again?

Tim (Drowsy from medicine ): Oh that, no Ra took my spleen.

Jason:…..The fuck you just say Tim?

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Oracle is in the ClockTower and is on Coms with Robin who’s patrolling the East end.

Robin: Oracle?

Oracle: Yes, Robin?

Robin:Father, had the talk with me earlier.

Oracle:And how’d that go?

Robin:I think Father needs to take a course on giving the talk he isn’t very good at it.

Oracle (Chuckling): Why do you think that?

Robin: He kept trying to explain anatomy but he didn’t understand women’s. He said I should ask a woman.

Oracle loosing it on the other line.

Robin:Is it that complex?

Oracle gaining her composure: Oh, kiddo you right your father needs help.

Robin: So will you explain—

Oracle: Absolutely not.

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Duke:Is this safe?

Jason:Most likely not.

Duke:Should we tell someone?

Jason:Probably.

Duke:Are you going to?

Jason: Nope

Alfred in the next room: Whatever you two are about to do, save yourselves the trouble.

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Kate: And how did you convince him to do it?

Stephanie & Dick: Bribes

Kate: Okay, so what exactly did you two bribe him with?

Dick(Smirking): That’s highly useful and top secret information.

Jason enters the room in a fuzzy red sweater and approaches Bruce who’s reading a book.

Bruce (Confused): Everything okay Jay?

Jason give Bruce a hug and quickly leaves the the room.

Stephanie (Sobbing): You got the tissues?

Dick hands her a box and dries his own tears.

Kate walking away: This family needs therapy.

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Damian:……

Tim:Why are you staring at me?

Damian:………

Tim:Did I do something to you,or are you trying out to be one of the twins from the Shining?

Damian:I need you to take me and Jon to see a movie Saturday night.

Tim:You couldn’t have lead with that?!

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Barbara: Go Left

Batman & Nightwing go Right

Barbara: No your other left.

Nightwing:That’s the right?

Barbara trying not to scream and rip her hair out.

Barbara: This Family Makes me want to murder people.

Batman: Are we in Pursuit of Riddler Now?

*Oracle Disconnects*

[pasta-in-the-pudding]

Hey could we get some general headcanons about Splendor, Candy Pop and Jason? ^^

Ah yes, the best boys <333

Thank you for requesting!

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Splendor

He, along with the rest of his species, dont really have genders, so most of the time he just rolls with whatever people refer to him as. In his mansion, he's actually known as "Mother" due to his motherly nature with his children

He's also aroace (though that wouldnt apply to x reader fics)

He's the second youngest of all his brothers

He generally tries to look like a clown (hence why he has a smiling face complete with eyes and his brothers don't) that way children don't feel scared around him

He's truly great with everyone, not just kids

He has his own mansion, but instead of angsty emos, his house is more of a safe space for all of the unwanted or unhappy children

9'6" so very tall

I imagine his voice to sound like a mixture of Sundrop and Cheese sandwich

He smells familiar, no specific scent, just something you know you've smelt before but can't quite place your finger on

He visits Slender at his mansion the most, usually bringing candies for everyone

He's become known as "That guy with the face and full snickers bars" around Slender's mansion

He doesnt tend to go into the mortal realm too often, but when he does it's when he senses a troubled soul in need of immediate help

And when he does have those senses, he usually brings them back into his mansion in the underworld, giving them all the hospitality and comfort they could ever desire

Splendorman is an oddball, that's for sure

I also like to imagine he says weird things sometimes, just to throw people off guard

"Beware the men with the tilted hats....they arent worth it"

He likes rick and morty, but doesn't actually watch the show he just likes the colors

His favorite meal is octopus tentacles

Candypop

Bro doesn't know what they are

They don't really have a gender either, so most of the time he just identifies as male or non binary

He's also into men (again, doesnt necessarily apply to x reader)

They usually aren't seen a lot around slender's mansion, mostly because they, Lj and Jason tend to hang out in the uppermost level of the mansion and giggle around like the chaotic neutrals they are <3

They absolutely order starbucks, bribe another creep to bring it up to them, and then gossip with each other about all of the other creeps

Most of the time they spare their dear friend who brought up their orders though. They arent horrible, now

They smell like literal musk and jolly ranchers 💀

It's very upsetting

He likes to just bang his hammer mallet thingy against the wall for absolutely no reason

They're like 8'11"

He gets a kick out of seeing people jump from the BOOM

Their face doesn't actually look like how it is seen in pictures, most of that is actually makeup

The only natural things is their skin tone, their sharp teeth, and their hair and eye colors

They have a very deep chainsmokers voice

Sorry, I don't make the rules

They unironically listen to one direction and 5 seconds of summer on full blast

"BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE"

Lj definitely had to bang on their wall a few times with his fist just to get them to shut up a few times

The only times he is seen around the mansion, hes normally sliding around the hardfloor on socks, avoiding everyone as best they can because lord knows if someone actually spoke to them theyd just evaporate, never to be seen again

Jason the Toymaker

When he first manifested in this world, he was mostly just trying to look human so he could get away with inhabiting this place

So he identifies as "male" and has traditional male anatomy

He is interested in anyone romantically speaking, but does have a fem lean (doesn't apply to x reader)

He has the dantiest little hands <3

6'2", so he's definetly not the tallest creep. but he's up there

His fingers are long and slender, as well as long nails that help him with sewing

His skin is really smooth

And his hair is really well taken care of

He just has the best self care in general

He's always working on some project, wether that be making a doll, or sewing a fancy tea party dress for sally that she absolutely needed, his hands are always busy

He can get frustrated very easily though, and thats kind of a bummer

He doesn't have anger issues necessarily, but he's very sensetive and emotional, so anything said to him might tick him off into a stream of tears or a flurry of rage

He's normally one of the only ones to actually clean around the house

His hair color depends on his mood

For example, if hes really upset, his hair is black, his true form is white, and he actually uses a spell to keep his hair red the rest of the time

He's that one friend

You know the one

The nice one?

Yeah that's him

He smells like old fabrics and dust

But sometimes if he's feeling ✨ spicy ✨ he'll wear some sweet smelling perfume

Never cologne, he doesnt like how harsh it smells

He likes to watch cartoons with sally, and sing with sally

He's simply wonderful <3

[psalm22-6]

Laura Kalpakian’s Cosette (1995)

All I really knew about this book before reading it was the "This is a nipple line" (and if you don't know what that is, we will get there) so my expectations were not high. But I will say I enjoyed it, not as a sequel to Les Misérables but as a wild ride from start to finish. And thank you to @cepholliepod​ for getting it for me. Now, if you are up for it, see below the cut for a detailed plot summary!

The book starts by rehashing the last two volumes of Les Miserables and inserting the author’s original characters such as Eugène Verdier, a printer who escapes from the barricades by wearing a National Guardsmen's uniform and Victor Pajol, Verdier's apprentice. We are made to think that Pajol dies on the barricades but he is actually in jail for years (make note of that). While in jail he is visited by Achille Clerons. Clerons had also been at the barricades. In fact he was the fifth man who left the barricades, the man wearing Jean Valjean's National Guard uniform. Pajol learns that Clerons was actually a spy in league with Javert and who is still looking to track down Verdier and Marius. Right away you start to get a feel for the author’s interesting word choice, such as when Eponine dies "with a raucous gurgle that sounded as if the life were being brutally sucked, not merely drained from her body." Or when Javert tells Enjolras "One day more and you'll piss blood. I'll meet you in hell." (Sometimes a line like “one day more” just smacks of the musical.) I personally really enjoyed the part when the sergeant guy tells the insurgents “no one is coming to help you to fight!" and Marius asks the insurgents if they remember Cambronne’s response to the English at Waterloo and so Enjolras yells “merde.” The other purpose of starting this book prior to the conclusion of Les Misérables is to insert some sex appeal. We learn from the very first page that Cosette doesn’t want to go into “celibate exile,” she wants to have sex asap and she is willing to do it before getting married and she writes as much in her letter to Marius. As we know, they do get married and that leads us to the infamous wedding night scene. Suggestive cream-colored wax is flowing from the candles by their bed. Cosette asks Marius to teach her anatomy and Marius begins with “This is a nipple.” Yes, “this is a nipple” is real but the context makes it worse, which is that he named the nipple "much as an old explorer might name some new land, some heretofore unseen country." Okay, so he is colonizing her body? Sex, love, and colonization are a running theme throughout the book. See for example:  "They made voyages of discovery on the great galleon of their bed." Marius and Cosette constantly refer to their relationship as its own country which is threatened by the world. Besides Marius and Cosette fucking (which they do at every opportunity throughout the book), there are also a lot of dogs copulating in this book. Dogs get mentioned a surprising amount and when they do, they are always going at it.

Fun fact: we learn that Jean Valjean’s true passion all those years in the convent was the cultivation of a rose the color of Cosette’s eyes, which are blue. Which he eventually achieved. Later we learn that when Haussmann tore down the convent, Jacques Offenbach saved the blue rose and it became wildly popular during the Second Empire. Then, after Jean Valjean dies, Marius starts a radical newspaper called La Lumière at Cosette's suggestion and with Cosette's dowry money. Marius is committed vaguely to the ideals outlined in the preface of Les Mis and is arrested 67 times. When Marius is in prison, they will bribe the guard to let Cosette in so that they can fuck (and so that Cosette can smuggle out Marius’s writing, which she finds very erotic.) Verdier works for the paper and so does Clerons (his spying is the reason for Marius’s many arrests). Pajol eventually finds Marius and Clerons’s cover is blown. Theodule also works for the paper, but he is called Cousin Theo and he is dumb and only works there because Marius takes pity on him. Everyone agrees he has no talent. Marius and Cosette both write for La Lumière but Cosette's main conflict for the first half of the book is that she loves her husband more than she loves politics but she isn't sure if he feels the same. Cosette is shown to not really understand the plight of the poor and really seems to just follow her husband's political opinions. She is very insecure and begs Marius never to leave her. They have two children. Jean-Luc Pontmercy is their first, named after Jean Valjean and Luc-Esprit Gillnormand although I think we all can agree that he should have been named Jean George instead. He is simply a terrible child who grows up to be a terrible man. We don't really learn if this is because Cosette and Marius made some mistake raising him; he just seems inherently bad. The one person who really likes him is Aunt Gillenormand but for some reason, she is named Aunt Adelaide. She forgets about Theodule and devotes herself to Jean-Luc even though he is terrible. He sleeps with grisettes and passes notes in class (the contents of the notes seem to be important but they never are). Jean-Luc falls in love with an aspiring actress named Nicolette Lauriot. He wants to marry her but he has no money or parental support Marius and Cosette’s second child is Fantine Pontmercy.  She seems to be inherently good, although she is a bit of a brat at first and mostly mopes around complaining that girls can't do anything. Cosette told Marius that "Fantine" was the name of a childhood friend because she was afraid to tell him that her mother was a prostitute named Fantine. When Marius eventually finds out the truth about the origin of their daughter's name years later, he isn't even mad and agrees with Cosette that she was right to hide it from him. Cosette also sort of adopts a gamin named Gabriel Lascaux. She saves him when he is caught stealing bread and gives him a job at La Lumière. We learn that his mother is a registered fille publique and his father is a convict. It kind of seems like the identity of his father might be important since it keeps coming up but it never is. Fantine and Gabriel fall in love despite their differences in upbringing.

Gabriel’s maternal grandmother is The Countess Crasseux aka the Changer aka Dahlia Drion and yes, she is OG Fantine's friend Dahlia. She makes a business in the underworld supplying people with fancy clothes and disguises. She initially doesn't like Cosette's influence on Gabriel but she eventually realizes that Cosette isn't just a stuffy bourgeois woman, that she is Fantine's daughter, and the two become friends.

(Side note: In December of 1832 the mômes were adopted by Dahlia and they work for her. They are known as the Jondrettes. They are selectively mute and only communicate with each other.)

Next comes 1848 and February Revolution, and the characters discuss liberté, égalité, fraternité  so much that you would think it was the only issue in French politics (and a vague one at that.) Marius and Cosette are disillusioned by the brutal suppression of the June Day uprisings. Cosette is frightened when she sees Marius running to the barricades with a look in his eye that she only ever sees when they have sex and this makes her more insecure. Marius and Gabriel are arrested for demonstrating and Cosette appeals to Thiers to get them out. Yes Adolphe Thiers, future president of France, is a character in the story. Cosette must promise that La Lumière will support Thiers in the upcoming presidential elections but for some reason that literally never is relevant again. (Side note: My favorite chapter in the book was an aside which described the paintings done of the Pontmercy family in this period by an artist employed by La Lumière, and which included where you could view those paintings today (as if they were real). There were also some fun epistolary chapters.) Anyways, in the election La Lumière supports Louis-Napoleon for president, which brings us to our next character. Napoleon III: Yes he is a character too. He reads La Lumière and personally comes to Marius and Cosette's house to ask for their support. Oh and also he HAS A CHILD WITH AZELMA THENARDIER. Yeah, while he was in exile in America he met Azelma and they had a child together, named Eponine-Hortense (Hortense was the name of Louis-Napoleon's mother). Azelma was not successful in America, though she did own one slave. Then it is 1851 and Napoleon III stages his coup d’etat. When Azelma reads that the father of her oldest child has become Emperor, she returns to France with her husband and children. Because Napoleon III acknowledges that Eponine-Hortense is his, Azelma becomes rich and influential. She is known as the Countess Troussebois. Meanwhile, the police are looking for Marius and Cosette to arrest them because of their political activities. They have a deus es machina opportunity to escape to England but Marius won't go. So Cosette learns that he does value his political ideals over their relationship but there's really no fallout or conclusion from this, she just decides that if he is going to the barricades, she will go with him. Remember how they always said that their love was it’s own country?? Cosette concludes that Marius is equally devoted to that country as he is to France but that she is only native to the country of Love and for that reason she follows him to the barricades. Also Jean-Luc betrays his parents to the police, Marius tries to convince the army not to participate in the coup, and Marius is killed. Actually, Marius is not killed. He is actually in prison, like Pajol was earlier. But Cosette doesn't know this and she lives disguised as a beggar for years. Here we spend a lot of time with "les misérables" and they all have nicknames, such as les Genoux, Toutes-Nations, the Ark, and the Captain. (Side note that Kalpakian seems to like unconventional names quite a bit, as she named her own son Bear.) 

We see how and where les misérables live (especially with the Haussmannization of Paris), and only when Cosette lives among them, lives like Jean Valjean and Fantine lived, in dire poverty, do Cosette's politics develop. She writes anti-Napoleon III political pamphlets (The Toad Napoleon and Bonapoleon) and publishes them with the help of Pajol (Verdier was killed alongside Marius but for real). One of the main themes of the book is that you can’t change who you are on the inside (there is this story to that effect called “The Costly Omlette” which is mentioned many times). Cosette is given many, many nicknames, such as the Plumed Lark, la Mauviette, the Vegetable, the Oyster, Foundling, and Mea Culpa but Cosette’s most important journey is that she learns to connect to her childhood identity as “the Lark” and her legacy as the child of Jean Valjean and Fantine but that is a generous interpretation. 

Eventually, Cosette learns that Marius is alive and she and Gabriel break him out of prison by dressing Marius as a woman. Cosette and Marius are close to starving to death because unfortunately, Clerons is still chasing after them. However, they are saved by the help of Nicolette. Remember Nicolette? She became the most successful actress of the Second Empire. She wouldn’t marry Jean-Luc though, and she said to him: “I am not some small savage country to be conquered by one man…I don’t want to be colonized…You want to colonize me.” Maybe if Cosette and Marius represented the future of France at the end of Les Mis, Nicolette is here to spread an anti-colonization message...no I think that’s too much of a stretch. 

Anyways, Jean-Luc marries Eponine-Hortense for her money (Azelma arranged the marriage because she knew she could control him and therefore her daughter and because she wanted revenge on Cosette). Jean-Luc and Eponine-Hortense have a child named Louise. She is named after her godfather, Louis-Napoleon Bonaparte. Azelma brags to Nicolette about her scheme, revealing her shared childhood with Cosette like an evil villain, and Nicolette sympathized with Cosette because she also came from poverty. Therefore she gets Cosette a job in the theater (where Cosette is able to hide Pajol in the basement a la Phantom) and hides Marius at her house. Also Nicolette is pregnant with Jean-Luc’s child.

Meanwhile, slight tangent, Clerons is also looking for Gabriel. Fantine, who had been living in exile for years comes back and lives with her brother because she wants to find Gabriel also. Jean-Luc is furious about their relationship. However, he tells her that she and Gabriel can bop in the basement. Weird but Fantine wants to fuck SO badly that she goes for it. She lets up the room (Jean Valjean’s candlesticks are there) and invites Gabriel over but it’s a trap! Clerons barges in before they can get down to business. Fantine hides Gabriel under her giant skirt and when Clerons finally leaves, Gabriel goes to town down there and Fantine utters “moist cries of freedom.”

Back to the plot. Nicolette is in a hit play and Napoelon III wants to have sex with her. She does it, just to get the scoop on what sex with the Emperor is like and she, Marius, and Pajol think that Cosette should write a pamphlet about the Imperial member. Despite her reservations, Cosette writes a pamphlet called Tadpoleon. Although the pamphlet is very funny, it has no political impact and, worse still, Clerons goes through Napoleon III’s sex calendar and connects the dots between the pamphlet and Nicolette and Nicolette to the the author of the pamphlets (who he knows to be Cosette because she used the alias "La Lumière.”)

Knowing that his mother and former lover are about to be captured, Jean-Luc goes to the theater. In the middle of the act, Napoleon III’s soldiers storm backstage. Nicolette and Cosette hide in the dressing room. Jean-Luc is there. They tell him that they hate him. Clerons bursts in. Nicolette lights a fire. Pajol pops out of his hiding place and sacrifices himself so that Nicolette and Cosette can get away. The theater burns down while the rich people in the audience applaud, thinking it is part of the show.

Then there’s an epilogue (because of course there is). Cosette and Marius own an inn. They are raising Nicolette’s daughter while she performs in England. Fantine and Gabriel have a child have a child together. Jean-Luc shows up. He wants to be forgiven. Marius says that he can forgive because Jean Valjean forgave (although the things Jean-Luc did were way worse than anything that Marius did tbh). Cosette doesn’t forgive him (yet). The End.

Now simply, with no context, I will share some of my favorite lines:

“All young men are hard.”

“Go shit yourself, bourgeois pig.”

“Sucking your short cock? Merci, no.” (The character always say merci no, merci yes.)

“You will hang by your cock in hell.”

“Cosette teased Marius that he loved the sea because it was as gothic and unpredictable as he was.”

“Those with penises were for Bonaparte.” 

“The turnip seller grasped two of her wares high overhead and waved them about, crying out lyrical comparisons between the size of her turnips and the balls of the men who ate them. A juggler’s balls spun high in the air, and given the thin, flappy garment he wore, no doubt his other balls contracted with the cold.”

Clerons: “Everyone knows the pen is truly, well, the ‘male member.’” Cosette: “That explains why it grows in women’s hands.”

“I need the Priest. I am the Monkey.”

“He could, as they say, strike the pose.”

“Jean Valjean had gone through the sewers to save Marius; what did Cosette care if she had to beg Adolphe Thiers?”

“The gulls’ cries drowned out the sounds of Marius and Cosette making love…Marius [was] careful to bring Cosette to that high clear peak, that vanishing pinnacle, moments before he went there himself.” (Good for him.) 

“Louis-Napoleon sat down gingerly, the caution of a man who suffered pain in his testicles.” 

Maybe I’m a bit immature me but you have to admit, that’s a lot of balls being referenced. 

[allcanonisrelative]

I took over 300 screenshots of Mr. Arbus in his 1976 Hawaii Five-0 appearance

Robert Hogan (Smilin' Jack) is also in the ep. For reference, this came out the same year as Smilin' Jack, Dear Sigmund and Hawk's Nightmare.

HANDS pics under the cut because I don't want to be responsible for public indecency @remyfire and @doesthislooklikepeacetoyou

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ROUND THREE

Why should you vote Clay?

"This man is so very himbo. Honestly all mudwings give off himbo vibes, but like clay especially. He’s such a sweetheart I love him 🩷"

"shoutout to clay, ceo of best older brother ever"

"he is the definition of himbo he’s buff and stupid"

Why should you vote Laios?

"The dudes so nice but everyone (in story) judges him way too cuz hes bad at picking up social cues and has monsters as a special interest. Multiple times where hes just trying to be friends with people but they get angry at him cuz he can’t pick up their not interested even though they never actually tell him explicitly. He is my boi and its very unfair. No way this guy is neurotypical. It takes until the last 20 chapters when the world is literally ending because of the demon controlling the dungeon for him to finally conclude “maybe the dungeon is actually bad”. He just wants to become a cool monster and live in peace but eldritch horror and political maneuvering keep on getting in the way. A bunch of dudes literally try kill him but he’s just chill with them cuz hes cool like that."

"HE HAS A FRYING PAN"

"Laios is one of the clearest examples of a himbo there is. He's big. He's strong. He's got a heart of gold. He can also be very silly and a little stupid. It took him until the very last arc of his manga to realise that the main antagonist is probably not that great because the said antagonist bribed him with cool monsters. One time his strategy for dealing with a monster was to get down and bark at it. It worked. Need I say any more? Vote for this shining example of a himbo and get a complimentary thirty minute infodump on monster anatomy today!"

[solar-sunnyside-up]

This is probably a weird/highly specific question, but am I a hypocrite for doing extension work as an anarchist? Basically, when I applied for my job, I thought that I would be helping people with applications for Snap througha university, but once I interviewed and got hired I realized that I'd be doing nutrition/food education (which, as a fat person, scared me at first, but most of the material is okay in that regard; some of it is gross, but that's to be expected. I'm not going to regurgitate any of that rhetoric myself and will express as such to my supervisor if needed), which is through both the university and by technicality the state due to us being under Snap specifically. So far I actually think a lot of the stuff we're doing can be used for a lot of good (teaching anatomy, basic cooking skills, how to cook on a budget, gardening, etc.), and the history/original intentions of extension work actually align with a lot of solarpunk/anarchist thought, but I'm wary of the association with the state.

I was working a delivery job and temp jobs before this and facing over 30k in student debt and on state insurance and until a couple months ago living with a highly emotionally abusive family member; now I'm making above minimum wage, on better insurance, can more easily pay my rent, and could potentially get some of my loans forgiven. I know pragmatically that I need this job, at least for a little bit, but I feel like a massive hypocrite.

Any thoughts/advice would be appreciated; I hope all is well :3

K just to simply answer the question right uo front: Your not a hypocrite, your attempting to survive in a hostile system while helping ppl where you can.

Unless your a police officer, a landlord, or like... a politician who takes bribes you aren't able to be a hypocrite at worst your staying alive. And given the situation your in, your doing good work!

As anarchists there tends to be a lot of this black and white mentality

"I'm against the state! And hate both parties so I won't vote!" Is a good example. But it's just not that black and white in reality, that's just being a bystander if all you do is not participate.

But like... we are all ppl fighting the fight where we can. Some ppl have access to giving others help with chores, some ppl have money they can spare sometimes to ppl needing to pay transit fair, sometimes ppl have enough food to donate to someone else. Sometimes we slip piracy links to students and coworkers, and sometimes we can't do anything but shout that something is wrong. All of these tiny acts are just as valid as the next.

Plus, your ultimately teaching vital info, your giving GOOD info! Your giving helpful things to ppl, even potentially filtering out harmful parts to it. If a state must exist, for the time being, then it should at least feed, educate, and care for it citizens.

My advice is: laugh at the idea that they decided to pay someone who'd rip their system apart to educate ppl on how to use the system to their advantage! Sew anarchism into the moments you can. And when you buy yourself a small extra treat bc you get a wage that allows for small comforts whisper "And they paid for this rebellion" with some joy. You've earned it!

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Triumph of Death

Why should man's high aspiring mind Burn in him with so proud a breath, When all his haughty views can find In this world yields to death? The fair, the brave, the vain, the wise, The rich, the poor, the great, and small, Are each but worm's anatomies To strew his quiet hall.

Power may make many earthly gods, Where gold and bribery's guilt prevails, But death's unwelcome, honest odds Kick o'er the unequal scales. The flattered great may clamours raise Of power, and their own weakness hide, But death shall find unlooked-for ways To end the farce of pride.

An arrow hurtled eer so high, From een a giant's sinewy strength, In Time's untraced eternity Goes but a pigmy length; Nay, whirring from the tortured string, With all its pomp of hurried flight, Tis by the skylark's little wing Outmeasured in its height.

Just so man's boasted strength and power Shall fade before death's lightest stroke, Laid lower than the meanest flower, Whose pride oer-topt the oak; And he who, like a blighting blast, Dispeopled worlds with war's alarms Shall be himself destroyed at last By poor despised worms.

Tyrants in vain their powers secure, And awe slaves' murmurs with a frown, For unawed death at last is sure To sap the babels down. A stone thrown upward to the sky Will quickly meet the ground agen; So men-gods of earth's vanity Shall drop at last to men;

And Power and Pomp their all resign, Blood-purchased thrones and banquet halls. Fate waits to sack Ambition's shrine As bare as prison walls, Where the poor suffering wretch bows down To laws a lawless power hath passed; And pride, and power, and king, and clown Shall be Death's slaves at last.

Time, the prime minister of Death! There's nought can bribe his honest will. He stops the richest tyrant's breath And lays his mischief still. Each wicked scheme for power all stops, With grandeurs false and mock display, As eve's shades from high mountain tops Fade with the rest away.

Death levels all things in his march,  Nought can resist his mighty strength; The palace proud, triumphal arch, Shall mete its shadow's length. The rich, the poor, one common bed Shall find in the unhonoured grave, Where weeds shall crown alike the head Of tyrant and of slave. 

- John Clare

[awkwardiplodocus]

Edward Beckett (Right) & Joseph Miller (Left)

This is a rough ROUGH drawing okay, please ignore the bad colouring and anatomy.

Edward Beckett:

- Edward Beckett is Albert’s only son, he and his twin sister Marjorie were born on the 15th of may 1916, and resided in the family estate, in the rural part of the English countryside. (His grandfather’s an earl.)

- Although, despite being wealthy and living on an estate, he isn’t one to take advantage of his high social status. Happy to help out and do the heavy lifting around his grandfathers pub. That is not his only job, Edward also runs his father’s Factory, since he is too unwell to do so himself.

- He enjoys in his limited free time playing the piano and writing his own sheet music and songs, although, he is unable to preform them because he has written songs about being in love with men.

- Edward’s a gay man during a time period in history where it’s dangerous to be gay, although he’s had a plethora of female relationships, so that he’s not found out.

- When war breaks out on September 1st 1939, Edward originally is not conscripted because of his family’s status and his father bribing the war office. But he goes behind his father’s back and enlists.

- He ends up being sent to France during the d-day landing. (Specifically on gold beach.) and survives although, for a short time he goes M.I.A before he is eventually picked up by the us 4th infantry division as they made their way through France.

- Nicknames: Eddie/Eds (Joseph), Teddy (Only Marjorie), Beckett (Via Other Soldiers)

- Languages: English, French & Only very basic and little Italian (it’s horrendous.)

Joseph miller:

- Born into an Italian American household in The Bronx, NY on September 25 1916. Joseph is the eldest of 3 boys. His two brothers are called Andrew & Spencer. They’re a family of devout catholics, which causes a lot of inner turmoil for Joseph since he is secretly a gay man.

- From a young age he has helped out in the family business ‘Miller&Sons’ Green Grocers. Often being found stacking shelves, bringing in delivery’s and chatting with customers.

- When the us official joined the war on the 11th of December 1941, Joseph joined up, and was sent for training.

- In the January of 1944, He arrives in England with the rest of the 4th infantry division. Where he is to stay in preparation for the d-day landings (Where he ends up on Utah Beach).

- Nicknames: Joey (Most Common), Miller (Common, Via Other Soldiers), Giuseppe (His Father, Nonno & Nonna), Joe (Marjorie Beckett)

- Languages: Italian & English

The ending of their story is gut wrenching, heheh. Seriously tho, Ouch.

Their relationship:

- February 1944, They meet when Joseph goes to the pub which is advertently own by Edward’s grandfather. At the time, Joseph admired him from afar, watching as he plays the piano, Only for Edward to see him struggling with the currency and gave him the drink on the house. From there they begin to talk and get to know each other.

- March 1944, Marjorie invites Joseph down to the secret gay bar beneath the pub. Which the Beckett twins frequent as their grandfather set it up for them.

- April 1944, they grow closer (Yes, that’s all you’re having.)

- May 1944, Joseph stay’s the night at the estate until both he and Edward are sent to different destinations in preparation for the d-day landing.

- June 1944, they’re both on the beaches, without knowing if the other is okay. Until somehow, they meet up via complete accident.

- July 1944, battling through France having eachothers backs. (Joseph teaches Edward Italian, Edward tries to teach Joseph French but it doesn’t go well.)

- August 1944…. (More is to come.)