gay people can never just have sex, instead they stand transfixed, a voyeur, feasting while their best friend is wanking in the bathtub, then ends up tongue fucking and guzzling down his cum from the tub as it drains. They sob, strip naked and fuck the fresh grave of said homoerotic friend, after poisoning him to death when he doesn't reciprocate their feelings.
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The Timeline Shifted, and Sam is conflicted...
So! A Timeline Shift occurs one day (thanks Barry) while Team Phantom are in the Ghost Zone helping Clockwork with a few things. As they are going back to the Human World, Clockwork gives them another cryptic piece of advice.
"Unfortunately the world will not be the same as it once was. Samantha, you will find this especially Jarring, but keep an open mind."
Before they can ask what happened, he shoves them through their own respective Portals, and Sam lands in an Alleyway in Gotham.
She is confused, but a green glowing sticky note appears in front of her telling her 'go to the nearby park, you will see what I was talking about'
She walks over, and sees a lady with Green Skin tending to some flowers. Her head is covered by a Hat, so Sam can't see her face.
They strike up a Conversation, and Sam finds that this Lady is great. She loves taking care of Plants, she hates it when Companies pollute the Earth, and she even has Plant Powers just like Sam!
It occurs to her that she never asked for the Lady's name, so she asks and the lady lifts her Hat to reveal her face. And Sam freezes.
"Oh, sorry for not introducing myself. My name is Pamela Isley."
Thats her Mom's Maiden Name.
This lady has her Mom's Name.
This is her Mom.
Oooooooohhhhhhhhhh shit.
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DP x DC prompt [5]
De-age Danny, de-age Ellie and Dan, de-age the entirety of team Phantom. How about we age them up. Give them the Bart and Jon treatment.
Some ancient is annoyed with Ellie causing so much chaos, let’s say… It's the ancient of order.
It decides that it is time she grows up a bit and learns some responsibility. She has to understand that her actions have consequences.
So it orchestrates an event where she gets chucked into the DC universe and because the people of the DC universe don't know her in any other way than this mid twenties looking lady the kids gloves are off.
She's confused, upset and a bit worried. But she's not going to let this little setback hold her back, she's going to find people with a mindset more like hers and she'll keep doing what she does best.
I imagine she's gonna end up with the Outlaws.
In the meantime Danny goes after her because he’s worried about his sister, but by doing so also gets hit by the age up effect and sadly for him he loses the 50/50 of aged up characters and the DC universe interprets his existence as someone that has to die so kill events keep happening to him but none of them are enough to fully kill a halfa so he's just known as the extremely lucky disaster guy.
Ellie gets to be Wraith and feel really cool about it. And in the watchtower some members are realizing they have rescued the same guy from really bad almost deadly incidents.
Green Lantern twists the chair around so he can fold his arms on the backrest,
"I swear the guy is from the final destination movies or something, the craziest things keep happening to him but he's fine every time somehow"
Flash pauses in eating his panini "Yeah cause we rescue him"
"No, well yes but I saw him get shot and I thought, Oh no... but he was just fine somehow"
"Now that you're talking about it. I still don't know how he managed to dodge an entire building. I made note of it cause he very specifically told me he was fine and I didn't have to worry"
"Hmm well at least he's cute"
"What?"
"What?"
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Aftermath Impact 6 | Finally some good news :D AND BARRY'S HERE!
SO to keep on my schedule, i had to gloss over the hospital trip despite all the nonsense that i wanted to happen. i wanted it to be tense and stressful and have some close calls or something but alas. I had to jam it all into one page.
This is definitely an invite to some of you talented writers out there, if that idea speaks to you please go off XD
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oliver: "i wasn't in love with felix"
also oliver for 2 hours and 7 minutes: feluKSHH ??😳😚🤪😘 u want bike?? 🤗😁😆 ah no smoke, ok maybe 😛🤩😋 pls don't be mad at me???🤧☹️
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wyatt johnston & jake oettinger postgame — VGK vs DAL; game 7 — 05.05.24
[wyatt, barry sanders is one of the best running backs of all time, and you did some stuff on skates tonight that i hadn’t seen him do on cleats. what’d you eat for dinner?]
(laughs) um … thank you (laughs) um, i mean, my pregame meal is, uh, is chicken and pasta, um, you know, i had al biernat's, a couple of the boys go there, so … um, yeah, i mean, it’s the same, same meal before every home game. um, but yeah, thank you.
[that chicken and pasta didn’t make you move like that, brother.]
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