#boxer monty

[starrspice]

They had a fight

But they always make up

[balloonboyismyson]

Yes Monty in tight boxers... i am looking for something... though i think i'm staring at the right or wrong place for it.

Oh- oh it is the right place alright 😏

[guiltye]

also not alec rigging the game, knowing that he is secretly a genetically engineered super soldier that is technically military property, and entering himself into boxing matches because he knows he can win and earn fast money.

[incorrectbatfam]

Tim and Jason headcanons 👀

One morning during breakfast Tim keeps excusing himself to go to the bathroom to fix his boxers because they must've stretched in the wash. Meanwhile, Jason can barely move and waddles into the kitchen like he has a rubber band around his legs. Imagine the horror when they connect the dots and realize their underwear got swapped

One day Tim's room suddenly starts to smell like tomatoes and he tears it apart trying to find the source. Turns out Jason put soup in the humidifier

Jason: *gives Tim an iced coffee*

Tim: "You put salt in it"

Jason: "No I didn't"

Tim: "I can literally see the crystals"

Jason: "What crystals?"

Tim: "Right there, all settled at the bottom"

Jason: "That's how the coffee is"

Tim still owes Jason for the time Jason stopped him from faceplanting in Alfred the cat's litter box

Contrary to how it appears, Jason's hair is thicker. It's so thick that Tim accidentally drops a glob of mayonnaise in it and Jason doesn't notice until he combs his hair hours later

They get bunk beds on a mission. Tim gets the top bunk after losing rock-paper-scissors. While he's asleep, Jason moves the ladder to the other side

Jason puts a cockroach on Tim's desk thinking he'll freak out. Tim, who's on his third day without sleep, looks Jason dead in the eye and eats it

As a kid, Jason often re-wore dirty clothes until he absolutely had to go to the laundromat meanwhile Tim washed his more frequently in small batches so he wouldn't get told off for having a huge pile. Cut to the present day where Tim's sifting through a mountain of Jason's laundry for a pair of socks and Jason is offering zero help whatsoever

They stand out in the rain to see who gets drenched first. It's usually Tim—he absorbs water like a paper towel. Jason then gets in trouble because Tim could've gotten sick ("Thanks, Bruce, not like I'm soaked to the bone too")

And when Tim gets sick, he refuses to take his meds unless someone sneaks it into his food. Finally, Jason has a use for the NyQuil Chicken TikTok

Jason drives three hours from an out-of-state safehouse to hide in Tim's closet and scare him. Little does he know, Tim is in the closet at the safehouse, waiting to pounce on Jason

Jason peels a pride sticker off a villain's car and gives it to Tim

Jason mixes all the Goldfish crackers into a dough and bakes them into a single giant Goldfish. Why? 'Cause he can, and Tim needs something to test his new food pic filters on

In March their patrols end by meeting at McDonald's for Shamrock Shakes

Tim prank calls Jason and convinces him he's lost in Metropolis. Eight hours, countless Bizarro flights, and two unfortunate geese encounters later, Jason storms into the Batcave while Tim simply grins and asks, "What'd you think of my new VPN?"

Tim and Jason find a wheelbarrow at a crime scene and keep it after the case is closed because it's a free wheelbarrow. This happens twice more and now they have enough for a family wheelbarrow race

Bruce makes them spend more time together, so Jason decides to teach Tim the Three-Card Monty. Tim just nods along because he doesn't know how say that he already learned it by watching the second Robin out-con a conman

Jason wakes Tim up one morning by chucking a feather duster at him, saying Alfred wants everything clean. So Tim gathers all the dust in his room and dumps it on Jason's bed before going back to sleep

The Ferris wheel has a clear "no food" policy but Tim doesn't listen and sneaks a chili dog anyway. Jason's in the seat below him, and it's the second time something falls in his hair without him noticing

Jason: "Red Robin, do you read me?"

Tim: "Affirmative. What do you need?"

Jason: "Pick a different gargoyle. That one's mine"

Tim: "I don't see your name on it"

Jason: "Check the underside"

Tim: "It just says Robin, so technically it's both of ours"

At one of Jason's safehouses there's a mysterious bucket in the corner of the living room. No one but Tim knows what it's for

[crookedkryptonitebeliever]

Just wanna say that I despise Cyprus as a person. If he started stalking me I’d change jobs and countries and get a restraining order against him. I hate you for making him (I’m kidding) and I hate that I read his story even though I can’t stand him. He gets worse and worse the more I learn. This transphobe can catch these hands.

Oh yea this dirtbag absolutely can catch your hands, he is a boxer and a terrifying one that is. I created him to be someone who talks big and has the fighting credentials to match it 🔥

THere must be an anti Yves and Blanche, hence Cyprus is created 💔like yin and yang, they balance each other outs

naw im just kidding i actually made Cyprus because i was kinda craving for some clout at the time, but my soft yanderes that i like writing about kept flopping and i couldn't get as much notes as i did when i reached my peak in like 2022 ish,

so i tried another approach: literally, trend hopping,, Cyprus is a literal trend and a tiktok thirst trap genre

so cyprus is actually an amalgamation of like common Yandere traits that blew up in tumblr, like what seem to make a yan 'smexy' and super desirable, like a sexual predator but hot and mean. I fr didn't like this mans and it was damn hard not to make him 100% an unlikable edgelord but i try to get that balance, to push myself out of my comfort zone in writing

and it did worked, the proof is that now in this new generation of CKB ocs, Cyprus is my most popular oc and there are a lot of yalls simping for him in my asks like slobbering on his knob type

so i decided to fuck with him and like curse him with really crappy traits like homophobia and transphobia, ykno to try and direct traffic to Yves and his Yandere line (blanche, Leveret, Monty)

but also to see if i can tread the line of making him as divisive as possible, like yea a vocal lot of yall hate him for being a shitty man now, but i KNOW there are a good handful of you guys who still would slob on his knob, i monitor my asks 🫣🫣and i seem to summon a bunch of "i can fix him" readers too

but i remember about this one anon who said "cyprus is the type of man we all love in theory but avoid so hard irl thats why we dickride him on this blog so bad , escapism go brr" and i guess that's pretty much why he's so popular and even if i make him so crappy, there are still people who would beat on his meat

but anyways moral of the story, STAN YVES INSTEAD

[reallyromealone]

Monty x Human! TFP! Soundwave

Warnings: nsfw, smut, gay, vtuber, my vtuber, cat boy, blow jobs, cum, pet names, spanking, it's a bit raunchy, foot job, tail pulling, kinks, gay, fucking, two dudes fucking, vtuber smut, transformers smut, au

Fandom: transformers prime

Soundwaves human name is Stephen Warren

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Monty sighed as he snuggled into his boyfriend's shoulder as he worked, tail swishing as Stephen typed away on his computer and the deep purple from the RBG lights as he felt the sound of his heartbeat soothed him "Are you almost done? 'm hungry..." Monty whispered into the other's ear, lifting his LED mask that covered his mouth and kissing the corner of his pretty lips "Come on, it's time for a break baby..." Monty tried convincing his boyfriend whose soft lilac looked back at Monty's light grey ones as the cat boy gently tugged and played with the hacker's black inky hair.

"What do you have in mind?" His voice barely above a whisper as he moved to kiss Monty's plush lips, not missing any reaction the baby pink-haired young adult gave as they were a hairlines distance from one another's faces "I dunno... Didn't think that far ahead" Monty admitted as he felt Soundwave gently rub up and down his hips and waist, cold hands slipping up his cropped purple sweater that the hacker got him last Christmas "Just wanna get food with you" Monty whined as bit as he felt the other grope at his soft hips and plush ass, the black shorts he wore today making it easier for Stephen to tug at the panties he insisted Monty wear.

Today was the cute thong he ordered for the pretty twink in his lap just last week, remembering when he had him do a fashion show for him.

"Baby? Are you even listening or are you busy being horny?" Monty pouted and yelped when the hacker played with his tail "Can't a man do both?" Stephen didn't often speak, preferring to be quiet and let Monty do the talking for him but he never missed an opportunity to chat his pretty boy into taking those slutty shorts off and letting him fuck him in just that cute little collar, a gift from their anniversary with the word 'soundwave' on it.

Clear ownership.

"Horny man" Monty huffed as Stephen kissed his pale neck and nibbled a bit and felt the other cock strain against his shorts as he bucked against Stephens's black skinny jeans "You're probably still wet from earlier... Could just stick it in" he mumbled and Monty let out a shaky breath at the thought of it "I take it you want that" he teased and pulled Monty into a kiss, pushing his tongue in and leading Monty's with his, raunchy and loud as they both moaned though the pink haired man was considerably louder and sluttier with his moans.

Pulling those tiny black fitted jean shorts down and grabbing the lube from his desk as Monty pulled away to take off his sweater, wearing nothing underneath, and made work of the other hoodie and shirt, Stephen helping him as they sat shirtless and horny. Monty kissed Stephens's neck and sucked a Hickey on his Adam's apple as the sound of his collar jingled as he felt the other long fingers push into his perky and plush ass, giving a cheek a nice smack as (name) moved to fish Stephens's cock from his black boxers.

Monty Loved his boyfriend's cock, pale and pretty, with two veins across its underside and a pretty pink at the top all at a girthy eight inches that he could see an outline of on his flat stomach when his boyfriend fucked him good. "Why don't you be a good kitty and suck my cock like the good boy you are" Monty got off his lap and stripped off his ruined shorts and stood in just a collar and his nylon sock/stocking combo "Yes lord Soundwave" he loved playing into Stephens kinks before dropping onto his knees and immediately worshipping his cocks base with sloppy kisses as his fangs gently scraped the underside as Stephen spread his legs to let the cat boy have full access to his cock.

It was his favorite view, Monty on his knees and back arched so he could see that fat little ass and cute tail swish, and the hacker's long fingers tugged at his soft silky baby pink strands of hair and rub at his ears.

"Good boy... Take it all in" he whispered as he watched Monty take him down his throat and grip his thighs as his pretty manicured nails scratched at the tall man's jeans as he took the length slowly down till his nose pressed against the other trimmed pelvis and teary grey eyes looked up as he began sucking, loving making eye contact with the others sharp lavender eyes as he pleasured him, whining as Stephen's socked foot pressed against Montys five inch erect cock. "come on, you can suck better than that" Stephen mocked coldly as Monty closed his eyes with furrowed white eyebrows, focused on sucking as his boyfriend cock like it was his life's duty.

And in this apartment, it was.

He let Stephen take care of the things that didn't matter, silly things like money and work as Monty was his good boy who went to university and made sure to get good grades and be his good kitty.

"Such a good boy, made for sucking and taking cock, no silly thoughts... Just a good boy"

Monty moaned at the taste of pre-cum in his mouth, the black-haired hacker whose usually well-styled short black hair fell in front of his eyes without warning, Stephen came down his throat with a cocky smile as he rested his head against his fist. Monty always swallowed it, every drop, and after kicked his cock clean before being lifted and ass mounted on the other still hard cock.

Something Stephen prided himself in was his ability to just keep going, despite having a job that kept him at his desk the man had insane stamina and energy that was often taken out on Monty.

Though this time it didn't involve rope and toys.

"Yes! Oh fuck!" Stephen wasted no time fucking Monty aggressively, despite his calm and passive expression, the sweat rolling down his cheek and gel gone from his hair said otherwise as Monty choked on his moans and tossed his head back, Stephen sucking on his cute pink nipples without a care in the world.

The sound of skin slapping skin and the loudest breathiest moans that could ever be produced as Monty pulled at the other's hair and scratched his shoulders and back, Stephen standing to fuck him against his desk and slapped his ass and Monty just took it.

Tugging at his tail and grabbing a fistful of his hair to pull him into a kiss as he came into Monty's pretty ass, a personal cum dumpster for Stephen "What do we say?" Stephen said as Monty climaxed onto the floor "Thank you lord Soundwave..."

"Good boy..." Now he had to get Monty some food, pulling his phone out and setting Monty on the computer chair as he ordered food and quietly took the cat boy who was still a bit in subspace to go get cleaned up and relax on the couch with a show.

[gh0st-bbygirl]

Task Force 141 Domestic Headcanons

Cpt. John Bravo Six Price:

enjoys fishing on his days off and spends a lot of money on his equipment

likes 80s rock songs and is actually a decent acoustic guitar player, sometimes he sings but stops whenever he thinks someone is listening

has a favorite barber shop where everyone knows him as 'Old Man'

needs his black coffee to function in the morning

he has a duvet cover of his favorite football team

Lt. Simon Ghost Riley:

in his free time he is an avid reader of non fiction

enjoys ken burns documentaries

actually he is a very talented handyman and build a lodge by himself where he lives at

has chosen the call sign ghost because he once had a dog that went by the same name

his all time favorite band is Pink Floyd and he knows the lyrics to every song

Sgt. John Soap MacTavish:

used to be a rugby player in his teenage years until he had an injury on his left leg and had to quit

he owns a mariah carey cd because he thought she looked hot on the cover and wanted the inlay as a poster

has a close bond with his family

he likes trap music much to the dismay of ghost

during a night out and about he enjoys karaoke but fails at it miserably

can't cook for a living

Sgt. Kyle Gaz Garrick:

he enjoys hip hop and is a decent beat boxer

he can entirely quote monty python and the holy grail

during a night out and about soap forces him to join him doing karaoke because he is an average singer

he owns a cat that he gives to his relatives when he is on missions

he likes asian food especially sushi

has created a bucket list

[itsjaywalkers]

ejehehe do ya have boxer james au head canon sorry im new here and just curious

I DO i just . don't know if i can anything new AND spoiler free considering this whole thing started here on tumblr

but !! i don't mind indulging u nonnie, i love talking about that au, and since you're new hopefully this won't seem too repetitive for u <3

reg has always been into journalism but the reason why he decided to focus on boxing is because of sirius!! it was a way to combine his passion AND his appreciation for his brother so it seemed like the perfect idea

as u can see the black brothers have a great relationship in this one and they left home together (but reg still talks to their parents on occassion)

james' trainer used to be his dad since monty was a very famous and admired boxer until he retired but . some shit happened and now james doesn't even speak to his father

sirius and james do not get along in this fic . they're rivals and james is threatening to take sirius' spot at the top so . they're openly hostile with each other and fans always take sides

regulus secretly enjoys being forced to interview james bc he finds him intriguing (and really fucking attractive but that's neither here nor there)

lily and james are sort of friends here bc they used to hook up (they still kinda do when the story starts) and reg gets soooo jealous whenever he sees them together

despite them getting along . there WILL be black brothers angst . considering reg is fucking the enemy

james and reg are always indirecting each other on twitter

james is a Prick in this one, he's my most arrogant james so far and he has . terrible anger issues .

this is one of the main reasons why his relationship with reg is so messy during most of the story (james does grow and change quite a bit throughout it tho)

barty loses a lot of his fights on purpose and lets himself be hurt because he has a very concerning obsession with the nurse (yes evan is the nurse)

barty and james' beef is even more legendary than sirius and james' beef simply bc their rivalry is absolutely unhinged and they lose all sense of decorum or sportsmanshin when they're in each other's vicinity

this fic is gonna be very explicit like . oby level explicit . it'll take a bit to start but once it does.. Yeah

peter and sirius are besties in this one and believe me the irony isn't lost on me

james and reg are caught fucking a few times . and it never stops them from continuing fucking . in fact, james gets even more enthusiastic

reg is trans in this one <3

genuinely considering writing a rosekiller side story in this one bc . i'm kinda obsessed with them here

reg's only friend (apart from barty once he meets him and his brother) is pandora, who's one of his coworkers and the one who has to hear all the graphic details about his hookups with james

she's a lot more interested in the pretty ginger referee she sees whenever she accompanies reg to the matches tho..

i'm planning to be . kinda realistic when it comes to portraying the repercussions of getting involved with a famous athlete (especially considering reg's job) and the whole relationship going public

james' most important ritual/good luck charm involves reg getting on his knees <3 after they start hooking up he refuses to get on the ring without reg sucking him off first

remus is very against james getting involved with reg (even tho he knows that mf is gonna end up doing whatever the hell he wants)

james and remus have been friends since they were kids so despite all the bickering and arguing they're very close

james doesn't wear glasses often because of all the fighting (but reg likes him better with them)

and idk what else to say i feel like i've talked so much about this au that there's nothing u guys don't know already lmao

[lunas-nargle]

↳seven

chapter seven of "meddle about" series brian o'connor x reader

vii. race wars

"Yeah." the sound of Brian's voice woke Y/n from her slumber. She let out a quiet yawn as she looked up at Brian. He had his phone up to his ear, talking to someone through it. 

"Who is that?" Y/n said, sitting up. She stretched her arms, feeling her joints pop. Brian looked over his shoulder at her before hanging up the call.

"Uh, just a wrong number." he said, setting it down. 

"What time is it?" she asked.

"Around 7:30." He leaned back on his hands. All she could do was smile at him as she soaked up his beauty. 

"Hi." she said quietly.

Brian smiled back at her, titling his head, "Hi." He placed his hand on her cheek before leading her head to his. He laid her back down, not disconnecting their lips for anything. She placed her hand through his hair before trailing it down to his back, feeling his muscles tense. 

Y/n sighed and pulled away, "I should get back home. I have to open up shop at ten." 

"I'll drive you." Brian said, getting up from his bed. He grabbed his discarded boxers and pulled them on. Y/n got herself out of bed, before grabbing all of her clothes from the floor, putting them back on one by one. 

After the couple were both dressed and ready, they left the shop. The only sound in the truck was the radio that played new hit songs. One of Brian's hands rested on Y/n thigh, while hers settled itself on his, lacing their fingers.  

They stayed in the peaceful silence until it was time for her to get out of the car. Y/n gave him one last searing kiss, before she said with a loving smile, "Bye." 

"Bye, I'll see you later." Brian said.

"Same time?" Y/n questioned as she leaned through the open window of the truck.

"Same time." Brian specified with a smile as wide as hers. 

"All right, see ya later." She pushed herself off the side of the truck and walked up the walkway to her house. Once she got through the door, she could hear Brian finally drive away. 

"So how was it?" Y/n heard Mia ask from the living room. Y/n walked in, seeing her sitting on the couch munching on a bowl of cereal. 

"Better than I ever could imagine." Y/n sighed dreamily as she dropped onto the couch beside her. 

"Did you use protection?" Mia asked, innocently.

"Oh my god, okay, this conversation is now ruined." Y/n stood up, ready to go get ready for work.

"What?" Mia laughed. "It's just a question."

"And I'm not answering it." Y/n replied, going towards the stairs. 

"Come on, you're acting like I'm five!" Mia said as she went up the stairs. 

"I'm not engaging!" 

"I know what sex is, Y/n!" 

"I'm disengaging!" Y/n said, finally before Mia heard her door shut. Mia chuckled before going back to her show and cereal.

Y/n left Mia at the shop for a bit to go to the garage to work on anything that the guys needed help on. She stopped in her tacks once she saw Brian's old rusty piece of junk, now transformed into a nice sleek open-roofed glory of a car. It was a bright orange. 

"Like it?" Jesse asked with a proud smirk.

"Like it? Dude, this is one of the sweetest rides you've made yet. I mean, Jess, you out did yourself." she praised "I mean, if I was a guy I'd have the biggest bony known to mankind."

"It's ready for decals, once you are." 

"Alright." Y/n nodded before getting all the things ready, to decorate the sides. 

The next morning, the car was ready for a test drive. It was going well, to Y/n that is, I mean the boys got back in one piece. That let her know, it was ready for Race Wars.

When day of said Race Wars finally came, Y/n was thrilled to say the least.

She walked around the grounds, trying to find her cousin. She soon spotted her by Monty. He leaned against his car, with both hands in his pockets. Y/n smiled as her cousin laughed at something he had said. She decided to turn and walk back to the trailer. 

As soon as she arrived at the trailer, Brian pulled up beside it. 

"Hey." she said, as he got out. Brian gave her a peck on the lips and greeted her as Jesse walked out of the trailer. 

"Hey, Bri, what's up?" he said, coming closer to them. Brian dabbed him up and said, "Hey, what's up, Jesse?"

The two followed him, seeing as he was in a rush. "Hey, what's in your hand?" Y/n asked, catching up to them.

"Throwing down the pink slip, just like you, Bri." he answered.

"The pink slip to what?" Brian asked. "The Jetta?"

"Yeah."

"You can't bet your dad's car." 

"It's all right. I ain't losing." Jesse said, cockily. "This fool is running a Honda 2000. I'll win. That way me and my dad can roll together when he gets out of prison. It's all good."

 "They're gonna throw him right back in prison after he kills you." Brian said, trying to talk some sense into him.

"Oh, shit. I'm up." Jesse said, before running off to his car, that was now stationed at the finish line. 

"Hey, visualize the win, Jesse." Leon said, as Brian and Y/n caught up to him. "I'm serious. You got to listen to me, man."

"Who are you racing?" Brian asked, kind of dreading the answer. Suddenly Jesse's opponent rolled their window down, revealing Johnny Tran. 

"Oh, Christ." Y/n mumbled as Brian crouched to talk to Jesse through his open window.

"Jesse, don't do it." he said. "I bet you he's got more than a hundred grand under the hood of that car."

"Uh-huh." Jesse said, not really listening as he inspected his controls. Y/n sighed and pulled Brian out of the way and into the crowd beside Leon. 

It wasn't long until the two sped off. Jesse was in the lead for quite a bit but at the last second Tran caught up, eventually passing him up all together. Y/n's heart dropped as Johnny crossed the finish line. Jesse, however, didn't stop. He just continued on.

"Dom, we got a major problem." Y/n said, as she and Leon ran to him. 

"What?" Dom asked, getting up from his seat.

"Jesse." Leon pointed towards his best friend, who just continued driving down the road.

"Where's Jesse going?" 

"He just raced Tran for slips." Y/n said, making Dom's confused face fall.

"Oh, shit." he said, rubbing his forehead. All of a sudden, Tran came to a stop beside them. 

"Where's he going?" he asked, slamming the car door shut. 

"Went to the car wash." Dom answered him. 

"Whatever. Go fetch my car." Tran said, strictly.

"Go fetch your car?" Dom questioned, before waving a finger in his face. "We're not on your block anymore. You better watch who you talk to like that."

"Torretto!" Tran nearly growled his name as Dom walked back towards the team. "Torretto!" Dom stopped and turned to him. "SWAT came into my house, disrespected my whole family because somebody narc'd me out. And you know what? It was you!" Tran accused, making Dom punch him straight in the face. The crowd then erupted into chaos.

"Yeah, get his ass, Dom!" Y/n shouted as he started to beat the shit out of Tran. Security pried Dom off of Tran. Vince with the help of a guard, got him off, letting Tran spit out the blood that was filling his mouth. 

"I never narc'd on nobody!" Dom shouted, as he struggled against security. "I never narc'd on nobody!" 

[the-path-to-redemption]

You know what I think was wasted potential.... RWBY VS CINDER group that was always teased in the openings of vol 2 and 3

For a reminder in the opening of Vol 2 towards the middle to the end we were teased there was going to be a battle between Weiss vs Emerald, Blake vs Roman, Yang vs Mercury, and Ruby vs Cinder.

While in Vol 3 towards the end we were getting a with the same battle except Blake was now fighting with Adam. And with what we knew about RWBY and the villains at that time made sense.

Weiss vs Emerald (rich vs poor, privileged vs oppressed)

Blake vs Adam/Roman (justice vs corruption, peace vs radical)

Yang vs Mercury (hot tempered vs aloof, kick boxer vs boxer)

Ruby vs Cinder (good vs evil, naive vs mature)

It was confirm that Monty help written Vol 3 so everything beyond that is Miles work. Which means silver eyes and Salem are part of Monty work. Now I don't know how much he was involved but let's just say vol 3 is what he have in mind. If we were following what we know though what we know from 1-3 my guess Monty wanted at least 8 or 9 volumes (without the wonderland trip). Which makes sense because how are you going to repeating tease Cinder group as the final boss (with Salem) and don't even bring them up again.

Long Post Ahead

It's what happens when the writers do not go through the OBVIOUS set ups for their characters and instead pull the weirdest shit to make their narrative more "interesting".

The writing of RWBY is eerily similar to the writing of the new Star Wars Trilogy; the author pussied out of committing to the plot line they planned out when the audience figures out the flow, so they pull out asinine events to "surprise" us and "subvert" our expectations for better or for worse.

To all writers, beginner or veteran, it's okay if the audience figures out the themes and plot twists. YOU PUT THOSE THINGS THERE FOR THEM.

RWBY is a show that writes itself. I've said this over and over again, it could have been so good had the writers actually tackled what they were building up to instead of copying the things they saw from other shows because they looked cool and refuse to understand the reason why those things worked in their original media.

This is not something new; even when Monty was working on the show, the first episode was a direct reference to Cowboy Bebop, and while it was cool, the sequence does not make sense for Ruby as a character. If anything, the Bunta Kinami version worked much better for her as a character who wants to be the hero instead of just BEING at the crisis point out of pure coincidence.

I know hindsight is 20/20, but the continuous refusal to actually commit to their themes and truly understand the point of their work + characters was what killed RWBY's narrative. It has no direction because it refuses to pick what it wants to be.

[linxprime]

Glamrock team personal battle styles

⚔ This means: fight with waepons 👊 This Means: Fight withouth weapons 🦾 This means: Fight with prosthesis 🐻Freddy: ⚔: Mostly uses his axe and shield, and impact weapons, only uses fire weapons if is necesray, since his, is a bazooka. 👊: Uses more his claws than his fists, his attacks are fast and pronunce, both with and without weapons.

🐰Bonnie: ⚔: Uses more strategy than brute force when welding a weapon. 👊: Agile and acrobatic up close, and use the moves of the enemy in his advantage. 🦾: Use them in advantage in the fight, uses the weights of his feet as hamers when kicking and the cannon of his arm when necesary.

🐔Chica: ⚔: Skilled with weapons, and more been a prodogy of fighting. But also good at aiming and shooting granade bombs. 👊: A prodogy of many fighting styles, like; taecuondo, karate, capoeira, boxing, kick boxing. To a point she made her own style with all of them.

🐺Roxy: ⚔: Uses more her weapons and strategy, specially white weapons. Her cuts are agile, living really pronounced scars. 👊: In this case she depends of her bite, speed and claws, and allways trys to attack from the back of the enemy. Also bery stealthy.

🐊Monty: ⚔: He uses mostly his impact weapons like his spiky club, and uses machete to give a final blow. He has amaizing aiming with his fire weapons. 👊: Full raw brute strenght, uses all his body + his powers to demolish or stun the enemy. But in life or death situations, he will use his feared bite to end the fight.

🌞Sun: ⚔: Uses more his shield and hammer, and doesn't have the best aim out of the twins, since he gets nervious when he shots the gun. 👊: Agile with his blows, and quiet fexible, doesn't use it much but helps him in the fight.

🌜Moon: ⚔: Uses his spear, giving powerful slashes to the enemy, and calmer and cooler when using their gun and his gunbow. 👊: Agile, acrobat and felxible, allways uses this in his advantage, and confuse or scare the enemy in the proces, along giving bery painful blows.

🕷Dj Swing MM: ⚔: Usually a shooter with his shutguns and sniper rifle, but talented with his other weapons, but only uses them when is drastically necesary. 👊: He is a prodogy boxer, and his blows are serious stuff, can demolish a whole wall or demolish an robot minion in one or two blows.

🌙🐱Linx: ⚔: Agile and uses her weapons mostly in distance from the enemy, prety much Scorpion or Kratos style thanks to her swadow whips. 👊: Uses only her legs to attack, and her kicks are serious stuff, one kick and fully brokes your bones to small shards. Also fully aerial in the fight thanks to her jumps. Also uses more water style fighting.

☀🐱Felix: ⚔: Only uses his weapons when is really necesary, sepecially his heavy weapon. 👊: Uses his contortionism for his fighting, and dance moves to attack. 🦾: Thanks to his custom protesis. He can do what he used to do. But also likes to ditache his arm and have longer range attack.

🌸🦊Tsune: ⚔: Uses all hear weapons and do combos. 👊: Fast and no stop untill the enemy is down, mostly uses kun fu, tai chi.

🛠🐰Lilif: ⚔: Not a fighter, but only uses her weapons when she is trheathened. 👊: Depends a lot of her powers whew is "fist to fist".

☠🦊Foxy: ⚔: An skilled worrior, mostly uses his hook and struty swords. even been really old, he can still bring a fight. 👊: Agile and study the movemnts of the adversary or enemy. 🦾: Uses his hook, and metalick claws with no mercy. Also, his leg can turn in a minigun.

[starrspice]

ANOTHER AU?

Couldnt be me

The Red Glove AU follows Y/N

A young adult who works as a server at a local restaurant with a strained relationship with their mother. They hardly got a chance to be close to their dad growing up (because of their mother) but knew him to be a legendary boxer.

One day Y/N recieved a package with their father's old boxing equipment and a letter from him after his death. This oushed Y/N to follow in their father's foot steps like they've always dreamed.

Leading Y/N to seek out Monty, their father's old boxing student who retired after an underground fight ring bust years ago. He's remained in the shadows ever since, and it only takes a lot a little begging to get him to be their coach.

Y/N finds themselves as they navigate this new era of their life and helps reunite Monty's passion for boxing along the way. Of course this is one of MY AUs so they slowly fall in love along the way

The ever inspiring and lovely @paper-lilypie helped me figure out a pretty good chunk of plot for this AU so MUAH MUAH

Everyone thank her 💕

[balloonboyismyson]

Thank you for blessing us with Monty in tight boxers 🙏🙏🙏💚💚💚

All in a day's work 😎

[amarriageoftrueminds]

God the Howlies episode in AC was such a debacle. Another thing I’ve noticed is that after she and her team meet with the Howlies she’s essentially under their protection from the misogyny and the constant belittlement of her coworkers. Neither the Howlies nor her fellow agents object to her orders, despite being more experienced in military strategy (on account of actually being in the frontlines and not just cowering in a bunker doing secretary work) and the agents don’t make snarky comments at her like they usually do. She spends the half the season trying to earn her coworkers’ respect (something she verbalizes more than once) so you’d think as the founder of feminism & the lord and savior of poor oppressed silly Betties she wouldn’t take kindly to other men -whether or not they’re her friends- being the source of whatever little respect she gets. But she has no problem using strong and influential men as a reference when other men don’t treat her like she wants them to. Seriously, watching that scene where they were sitting by the bonfire (where they also established that Peggy was not like other girlsTM for loving whiskey. I’ll never get the American fascination with women who drink whiskey) sharing war memories was so cringeworthy. It’s like the scene in every high school movie where the freshman hegemon sees the awkward kid they bully be friends with the cool seniors and feels insecure when they laugh around, tell funny stories and share inside jokes; then starts to act like they’ve been friends with the awkward kid all along to stay in the cool kids’ good graces. It’s so fanfic-like. Peggy Carter is a glorified Y/N.

continuation of (XX)

You’re completely right. She’s a Canon Sue. 

They really looked at a comics character based on Virginia Hall (i.e. real peg-legged American heroine who managed to stay undercover in Nazi-occupied France twice, despite having a thick Baltimore accent, and helped captured Resistance fighters break out of Gestapo prison!!) 

...and thought ‘hmm yeah she’s boring let’s incorporate the Nazi woman instead and ignore the other non-Nazi love interests (they’re Jewish) oh and let’s make her a Bletchley Park codebreaker and a martial artist boxer and friends with a billionaire inventor and she has a Tragic Past and-’  

All she’s missing is the long ebony black hair with purple streaks and red tips that reaches her mid-back and icy blue eyes like limped tears. 💅 

(The irony of them doing all this thinking they’re making her Steve’s equal by it, when in fact it’s doing the exact opposite. She has no power or significance outside of a man. Steve is his own original character with shown competence and independent motives and backstory; she’s just a cheap mirror who follows everything he does. The very idea of a dance partner means she cannot perform her only function without a man. Even in WhatIf her only powers or accomplishments are all just Steve’s.) 

.

As for the Howlies ep; yeah it’s just more of the cringey mythologising of a past she never actually had (how Disney!) 

She wasn’t on the Continent with the Howlies. 

She wasn’t any kind of a soldier or fighter. 

Her training is not in anything that would be of use or interest to them. 

(They’ve got a tech/radio guy in Morita, a translator in Gabe, an explosives / French geography / Resistance Underground expert in Frenchy, airborne assault expert in Monty, an expert sniper / Hydra lab-internee in Bucky (the only reason they even know there’s a Valkyrie base is because he told Steve! without him, Hydra would’ve blown up half the world!), extra muscle from Dum-dum, all the gadgetry they need from Stark, all the aerial recon they need from Stark’s planes, and Steve’s brilliant tactical mind.

What, exactly, would they need her for?? Carrying more clipboards? Tidying more flags off maps? Missing more saboteurs? Not getting to more grenades on time?? More irrational attacking of Steve?? Hmm. I guess she would be pretty good practise for having a Nazi nutjob around who could fly off the handle at any moment... 

If there were more Howlies than shown in CATFA, they wouldn’t even need her as a spare pair of hands -- they accidentally made her even more irrelevant!) 

And if she’s supposed to be a spy: 

1) she definitely wouldn’t be wherever they are, she’d be undercover somewhere, where a spy would be needed; 

2) why would she walking around with the famous guys and appearing in public showreels, thus blowing her cover and rendering her even more useless than she is already? 

As well as having zero military experience or background, Pggy has no rank.

As Steve himself clearly pointed out when he ignored her ‘orders’ on the plane, she has no right to boss Commandos (or Agents) around. She’s just so in love with the sound of her own voice that she assumes (in ignorance of how society actually works for non posh people) that her high opinion of herself = the right to be in charge. 

Very typical Upper Class assumption of superiority. 

All her scenes with the Howlies are straight up lies.

She wasn’t even on first name terms with Bucky, the original Howlie! 

And to paper over this giant crack, they just introduce new Howlies, as if to say ‘ohh, yeah, she did spend loads of time with them, it was just characters you didn’t see, it was just off screen.’

Newsflash, fucker! That’s not how characterisation works! 

Hmm okay, I just decided Pggy’s actually a many-tentacled alien in disguise as a human. It’s just that the scene where you found that out was off-screen. 

And, ah yes, spirits. Yet another thing they've stolen from Erskine and Bucky -- the only people in all of CATFA shown drinking them (by choice).

(Steve and the Howlies, including Dum-dum, drink beer in the pub scene, when they are at liberty to choose their poison. Pggy is never shown drinking at all. But hey, why let a silly thing like consistency get in the way of further bullshit!)

The people writing really think that what makes a character good is just ‘introduce them and then show how great they are by having every other character kiss their ass. Job done!' 

Kind of like a reverse Whorf Effect. They don’t have to actually go to the bother of showing us how she’s great, exactly, they can just tell us she’s great -- because everyone says so! 

What’s laughable is that HA’s really out there saying Pggy doesn’t need external validation. 

If that were the case, she wouldn’t be throwing temper tantrums and shooting at Steve in public when he’s interested in someone else, or defining her whole life around him. And she would never once say anything about getting her male colleagues’ respect because, actually, if she didn’t need their validation, she would never mention it; she would be indifferent to them, (gaining their respect as a motivation would never even cross her mind.) 

In fact, they show us her in every iteration being absolutely desperate for male validation. The classic ‘not like the other girls’ Pick Me. (Tbh I think probably the writers are too old to be aware of this; their politics are still in the 90s). 

Most damning of all is the ‘I know my value’ line. 

Passing over the absolutely rancid ‘I’m a cool girl -- and cool girls’ don’t complain!’ vibes (oppressed people should just shut up about it -- as long as they know they’re oppressed, that’s all that matters. Hmm. Sounds like something a Republican would say.) 

It’s said to stop a male colleague going and speaking up for women’s recognition in the workplace. 

It shows that actually Pggy doesn’t give a shit about feminism. She wants herself, personally, to be respected by the men... but not women generally! 

(Textbook white feminism. Has the glass ceiling shattered for her by powerful men, by virtue of her class, and then as soon as she’s given power to help other women, she instead immediately rebuilds the glass ceiling underneath herself, when it looks like there’s a danger of other women slipping through. They cannot be allowed to do that, since their presence would undermine the idea of her specialness, for being the only woman there.) 

If instead Pggy had insisted on being given recognition, as a woman... that would’ve had a positive effect on all the other female workers in the SSR. 

But they’re not the Main Girl, so who gives a shit, right? 🙄

[13rsystories]

The night that changed everything.| Montgomery de la Cruz x y/n part 2.

Warnings: swearing, smut, mention of drugs and alcohol.

You grabbed your clothes and put them back over your bikini feeling Monty’s eyes still on you, you felt bad for leaving him like that so you couldn’t bare facing him instead you walked to the pool house where all your friends were hoping they didn’t see you but deep down you know they did.

“I’m surprised you’re not drinking much y/n” Jess said out of the blue

“Oh uh I’m trying to get drunk slowly” you said with a soft voice.

Before you knew it a drink was given to you as if to say “you look like you needed it” and to be honest I really did after what just happened between Monty and I.. or should I say what didn’t happen instead. I feel bad gosh I feel horrible for leaving him there but I was scared and telling him I was a virgin didn’t help at all. I finished my drink instantly grabbing another.

“What happened to getting drunk slowly” Jess asked with a smile

“Changed my mind I guess” I laughed

“Yo y/n, would you like a special gummy?” Bryce asked with a smirk

“Is “special” code for weed?, If so yes please”

Bryce handed me a gummy and I instantly ate it looking at everyone else taking one as well, at that moment I had just noticed Monty had come back inside and well he was still staring at me, not in a “I hate you for leaving me with a boner” type of way but in a “I want to talk to you” type way and to be honest I wanted to talk to him too, so I did what I never thought I would and got the courage to walk to him grab his hand and took him somewhere private.

“Uhh if you’re gonna make out with me then leave ag-“

I cut him off “Is it true you have a crush on me?”

“Wait who to-“

I cut him off again “Is it true Monty?” This time I looked into his eyes

“Yes” was all he could say because as soon as he answered I kissed him, it was a soft kiss not a rough one like before.

“Do you like me y/n?” The question alone made me blush a little

“Maybeee” I spat out

“It’s a yes or no.” He seemed serious

“Fine, yes I like you.” Then suddenly I was off the ground.

Monty picked me up and I wrapped my legs around his waist he kissed me roughly and carried me to an area of where nobody could see us and he started kissing down my neck biting and sucking as he went down, I grabbed his hair with my hands and started playing with it as I tilted my head to the side to give Monty better access to my neck.

I moaned as he sucked on my sweet spot then before I knew it he started unzipping my dress so I jumped down and pulled it over my head for him, Mesmerised by my body I caught Monty staring at me smirking.

“You are so beautiful princess” He said in a deep voice

I blushed at his words then pulled him back towards me to kiss him, I tugged at his shirt signalling that I wanted it off and of course he got the idea and took it off pulling away from the kiss for a few seconds before kissing me again this time my mouth opened allowing our tongues to dance and fight for dominance, I moved my hand down his beautiful body and began pulling his pants off, keep in mind they were his swim pants so it was pretty easy. He hissed at the feeling of your hand briefly touching his hardened length.

“You’re the biggest tease Y/L/N”

I giggled and gave him an innocent look “Me? Nah uh”

He rolled his eyes playfully and pulled his boxers off making you blush at the sight of his length you then copied his actions and pulled down your bikini bottom noticing him watch his eyes full of nothing but love as he admired your body.

“Are you sure you still want to do this?” He asked comforting you as he remembered what you told him earlier in the night

“Yes. I wouldn’t want to do this with anyone else.” You gave him a smile and nod

“Okay, if you ever want to stop or it hurts just tell me.”

You nodded again as he lifted you up and against the wall, he lined himself up with your entrance and slowly inserted his length inside you waiting to make sure you were okay then he started thrusting slowly, tears ran down your face from the pain but every time he stopped you nodded to say “keep going”

“Fuck princess you’re so tight” He groaned into your ear

“Faster.” You moaned out

He did as you said and started thrusting faster, you moaned a little too loudly which forced Monty to cover your mouth as you were still at the party and couldn’t risk getting caught.

After a little while longer his thrusts got sloppy and you had already finished allowing him to ride out his high and finish inside of you, he finally finished and pulled out of your entrance both of you breathing heavily and sweat dripping down your faces he kissed you once more but it was a soft peck instead of a heavy make out session, you dropped down from him and you both got dressed again before going back to the others.

[checkmatein3moves]

PLEASE WE NEED A “ROS AS BARBIE PROFESSIONS” 💀☠️

hebe: pet stylist barbie

windo: president barbie

sailor: mail carrier barbie

jelly: unicef ambassador barbie

twenty: paleontologist barbie

noir: mcdonald's cashier barbie

honey: boxer barbie

jareth: mermaid barbie

ludo: lifeguard barbie

monty: fashionista barbie