#cod mw2 incorrect quotes

[lazybutsmexy]

Incorrect COD quotes

Gummy worms

Canary, pouting while writing down her reports: ...

Gaz, to Ghost: why does she look so sad?

Ghost: Price found her secret stash of gummy worms.

Gaz: Ah...

Ghost: ...

Gaz, looking around: ... Where is Soap?

*distant sound of an explosion and an angry Price, with stomps down the hallway*

Ghost, smirking under his mask: went to get them back.

[saturncodedstarlette]

Y/N : I’m so hot. *standing in front of electric fan*

König : Yes you— I mean— yeah. Yeah its- its hot in here.

[homicidal-slvt]

COD Incorrect Quotes

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Civilian|Y/N: I'm awake.

Gaz: Ok good you can give me a hand with this.

Civilian|Y/N: I said I was awake not functional.

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Y/N: You'll always love me right?

Price: Yes- wait- why are you asking me this?

Y/N, hiding Price's burnt hat behind their back: No reason...

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Y/N: I'm really good at making bad decisions.

Y/N, looking at Valeria: And she's about to be one of them.

Alejandro: Y/N no-

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Y/N: I'm alive...?

Rodolfo: Yes.

Y/N: Are you sure?

Rodolfo: Yes.

Y/N: Can you just give me a kiss real quick? Just to confirm it?

Rodolfo: ..... *Pinches them instead*

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Laswell: I need you to promise me you won't do anything that stupid ever again!

Y/N: We both know I can't promise that!

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Soap, knocking on the door: Y/N Open up.

Y/N: Well it all started when I was 3-

Soap: I meant the door!

Ghost: No no- let them continue.

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*Y/N telling the waiter they got Königs order wrong so he doesn't have to.*

König: Is it too early to propose marriage?

Y/N: A little bit.

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Y/N: Give me one good reason I shouldn't shoot you between the eyes right now.

Graves: I'm too sexy to die.

Y/N: ..... You just gave me more of a reason to want to kill you.

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[super-marvel-dc]

Dean: How do you connect with a fictional character?

Soap: What?

Ghost: What?

Bucky: What?

Y/N: *pulls up a 500 slide presentation* I'm glad you asked.

[prismuffin]

M!reader: *wakes up Rudy* babe..

Rodolfo: *groggily* what?

M!reader: do you smell that?

Rodolfo: no-

M!reader: me either, start cooking

Alejandro: *trying to act sleep while holding back laughter*

Rodolfo: …

M!reader: …

Rodolfo: PERRA SÉ QUE NO ME ESTÁS HABLANDO-

Alejandro: PFFF—

[crowparents-nest]

Soap, about Y/N: Apparently we’re getting someone new in the squad.

König: Are we stealing them?

Ghost: New or used?

Soap: Wonderful responses, both of you.

[gen0c1de]

Y/N: Running around all over the place.

König: “The fuck? I thought they had asthma??”

Soap: “They do…”

Ghost: “Y/N! The fuck is wrong with you?!”

Y/N: Bouncing on the balls of their feet.

Y/N: “I drank a large Monster, three cups of coffee, haven’t taken my Antidepressant in two days nor have I taken my Anxiety meds and ADHD meds in three.”

Ghost: Heavy sigh.

Y/N: “Don’t worry! The Monster and the coffee will calm me down once it hits my system!”

[evilbubu]

*me, talking to Horangi about something*

me, notices some dark shadow lurking behind the door: uhmm

Horangi: what?

me: what the fuck is that?

Horangi: ??????

me: that. behind the door.

Horangi: That's my boyfriend, you dumb bitch 😐.

me: 😶

Horangi: come say hi.

König: Hi! ☺️🥺🙈

[thatoneswordguy]

Food hcs for 141 + Los Vaqueros 🤞

Ghost - okay. don't hate me for this. I don't think he's a good cook. He's probably never cooked in his life, or only made really basic foods like toast for survival. His favorite food is probably a basic sandwich.

Soap - moderate cook. He can make basic dishes, but nothing incredibly complicated. Probably cooked for his siblings when he was younger

Price - Again, he can make basic dishes, but isn't good at anything else really. You need a sandwich or chicken noodle soup? He's your guy. His favorite food is porridge (deragatory)

Alejandro - He is AMAZING at cultural dishes. But he absolutely sucks at making sandwiches or easy food items. making churros, croquetas, migas? absolutely amazing, 10/10. making a piece of toast? building is burnt down. He probably also has a really big sweet tooth, absolutely devours all the sweets

Rudy - resident cook. Can make anything from a 5 layer chocolate lava cake too a simple pb&j sandwich

Gaz - Also the resident cook for 141. I feel like he's really good at soups, any kind. Also sandwiches. Sandwich expert.

Alex - I don't know a lot about Alex, but he gives me good helper bad cook vibes. You need some vegetables cut? He's your guy.

Roach - Also don't know much about Roach, but I feel like he's the same as Alex. Great helper, amazing at efficiently cutting up stuff, just can't make the whole meal.

Laswell - Also a really good cook. Her and her wife usually take turns cooking, so she has experience.

[thelazyonehere]

[metallictastinglifesupportliquid]

Y/N: Hi I'm your medic and I'll be drawing your blood today, as soon as I finish this capri sun Y/N: *misses the hole four times then finally punches the straw through the side* Ghost, sweating: PRICE

[lazybutsmexy]

Incorrect COD quotes

Mystery

Price: so, who is responsible for this?

Gaz: I...I found it like th-

Price: I know, Gaz. I wasn't asking you.

Price *looks pointedly at Ghost, Y/N and Soap*: Who. Did. This.

Y/N *cannot handle unresolved tension*:...I did it. I'm sorry.

Price: I don't believe you. *Stares at Soap*

Soap *offended*: it wasn't me!

Price: I DON'T BELIEVE YOU!!

Ghost *did it*: yeah, what the fuck, Soap.

[saturncodedstarlette]

Y/N, bleeding out :

Ghost : Soldier, don’t die on me!

Y/N : Don’t tell me what to do, I’ll die whenever the hell I want!

Ghost :

[homicidal-slvt]

COD Incorrect Quotes

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Soap: I dare ye to kiss the most attractive guy here.

Y/N: Hey- Alex?

Alex, excited: Yeah?

Y/N: Move over so I can get to Price.

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Ghost: Your problem is just because you're pretty nobody ever tells you to shut your pie hole!

Y/N: You think I'm pretty?

Ghost: SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE!

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*Gaz and Y/N are on a mission with Price, currently swimming.*

Gaz: Baby shark

Y/N: Doo Doo Doo

Gaz: Baby shark

Y/N: Doo Doo Doo

Price, irritated: That's it I'm going to abandon both of you.

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Y/N: Out of my way, pretty boy.

Rodolfo: ....

Alejandro: Rodolfo no they were insulting you-

Rodolfo: I want them-

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Y/N: C'mon! Tie me up! Tie me up! Pick meee!!!

Valeria: .... I have serious regrets in taking you as my hostage.

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Laswell: I need you to focus. There's no time for your mommy issues.

Y/N: .... Has anyone ever told you how pretty your eyes are?

Laswell: Y/N!

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[super-marvel-dc]

Steve, to Bucky: How did you lose Y/N at a military base?!

Bucky: I don't know! One second they're here and the next they're gone!

Steve: I thought you put the leash on them so this wouldn't happen?!

Bucky: I did, but they chewed through it!

König, walking into the room: *Waves* hello!

Bucky, and Steve still arguing: *Without looking at König* hello.

Y/N, hanging upsidedown off of König: Hi guys, look what I found!

Steve, and Bucky: *Stops arguing and stars at Y/N in disbelief*

Y/N: Can we keep him? He's adorable!

König: *Blushes*

[v1x3n]