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zylev-blog · 5 months
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HONK! CRASH!
Danny woke up with a jerk. He laid in bed for a long moment, staring at the ceiling and listening to the chaos downstairs. He could hear something running around the house honking, his dad yelling, and the sound of a gun going off. He didn’t have enough sleep to deal with this. All he had wanted was to sleep before school, but was that ever going to happen? No! Why was it always him that had to deal with everything?
“GRAB IT MADDIE, IT’S GETTING AWAY!” Dad yelled.
“I KNOW, JACK!” Mom yelled, shooting her gun again.
CRASH!
Danny rubbed his eyes with a deep sigh, tossing the covers off of him and putting his feet onto the floor. Just as he was about to get up, he heard thumping coming up the stairs. Great! Now he would get in trouble if he didn’t try to head off whatever was running around their house. He ran over to his bedroom door and yanked it open, running down the hall until he was face to face with a black duck. It wasn’t even a ghost! The duck had a patch of blue around its eyes that looked like a mask, and blue markings down the side of it. In his confusion, the duck slipped between his legs and kept running down the hall.
Jazz screamed from somewhere downstairs. “There’s another one!”
“IVE GOT IT!” Dad yelled.
Cursing, he ran after the duck just as his Mom ran up the stairs. He grabbed the duck off of the ground, ignoring it as it hissed at him and tried to bite him.
“What the fuck?” He asked Mom.
“Language, sweetie.” Maddie said while she aimed the gun at the duck in Danny’s hands.
“What’s going on?” He had to raise his voice to be heard over the duck squealing.
CRASH!
They both ignored the sounds coming from downstairs. Danny decided it wasn’t his immediate problem, so he said nothing on what sounded like Dad plowing through a wall at top speed while running.
“We thought these ducks were ghosts at first, but they’re not. We don’t know where they came from.” Maddie took a step towards him, a frown on her face. “They came out of the portal.”
The duck was still trying to bite him. It couldn’t even break the skin of his hand, so he didn’t try to fight it.
“Weird looking duck.” He commented. “Ducks aren’t blue.”
The duck squawked loudly in protest.
“GOT IT!” Jack yelled from downstairs.
“Can we like… throw it back in the portal?” He asked.
“It could come back in. We don’t know where in the portal it came from.” Mom said, lowering the gun now that the duck had stopped trying to escape.
“You think another dimension?” He asked as they walked downstairs.
“Perhaps. For now we’ll put them in the holding pod and figure out what to do next.” Mom led him down to the lab.
When they got down there, he added the duck in his hands to the cell that housed the other duck. The other duck was differently colored from the first. It was black, with green feet, a green mask around its eyes, and red markings along its body. The duck seemed to be howling bloody murder.
“This one put up a fight!” Dad said proudly. “Too bad it’s not a ghost.”
“Great. I can go back to sleep now, right?” He asked tiredly.
“You sure you don’t want to help with the interdimensional search? You’ve always been the best at this.” Mom offered.
“No thanks.” He declined, yawning. “But if they’re still here when I wake up then I’ll help.”
“Okay. Good night, sweetie.” Mom kissed his forehead.
“Night mom, Night dad.” He waved as he walked back upstairs.
As soon as he got back upstairs, he found Clockwork sitting on his bed. He screamed in frustration.
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ekat-fandom-blog · 1 year
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Sam dragged Danny to a gala in Gotham. While he'd been excited to go, he was exhausted from fighting a few of his rogues. Make-up helped hide the bruising under his eyes, but not his overall tiredness.
Meanwhile, Tim and Jason are both just as sleep deprived as Danny, but still being forced to go to the gala. Tim is just tiredly allowing himself to be dragged along, and Jason is growling at everyone the entire time. Neither are happy.
Skip to the Gala. Danny loses Sam after she gets dragged off by her parents to meet another person. While searching for her he ends up bumping into Tim. Tim offers to help look, but they both end up just silently standing at the edge of the room hoping no one talks to either of them.
In comes Jason, absolutely seething, eyes almost green. Tim tenses, getting ready for a fight, while Danny just looks at him and is like "this dude is hangry af" and grabs a small thermos(smaller than the Fenton Thermos so he doesn't accidentally try to drink one of the ghosts.) He takes a sip and then hands it to Jason, telling him to drink.
Jason and Tim have no clue where Danny just pulled this thermos from, but figure that he's too sleep deprived to be attempting to poison anyone. So Jason takes a small sip. Then he's downing as much as he can because, damn, he didn't realize he was so thirsty until now. He doesn't even realize the stuff he's drinking is neon green.
By the time he's finished, he's calmed down significantly but is still very tired(that's what happens when you don't go to sleep for a few days.) So he sits down on the floor next to them. They all end up sitting on the floor after a bit, and Jason asks if Danny could get him more of whatever was in the thermos. Danny agrees and becomes Jason's ecto dealer.
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Danny hits batman with the anti-creep stick
So dannys 19 and is taking astro engineering at gothem university
To save money he lives in the cheepest apartment he can find, its not like it going to kill him again
Danny was ok with the attempted break ins, he was ok with the broken AC, he was ok with the spam callers
What he wasent ok with is the fucking parcor wannabes who decided his roof is the best spot to be in
He gave up his sleep during his teen years he was NOT willing to do the same in his twentys
So after a month of the same assholes on his roof he decided to do something
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He wasent expecting a man in a purple suit that looks like Ronald McDonalds evil twin
Or a furrie with anger issues to be with him
Danny looked at them for a good minute before deciding he's seen weirder stuff in his fridge
He charged the fenton-anti-creep-stick and smacked the clown on the head
He dropped like a brick, the flowes in his hands dropping and giving a puff of some weird gass
He turned to the furrie and said
You two can flirt somewhere else just not here
He was polite, or tried to be at 2:37 in the morning, but the furrie said that he cant just intervein in a fight "itS DaNGErouS"
Danny looked him in the eyes said too bad furrie and bopped him with the anti-creep-stick
Danny was about to call the cops to come collect these two weirdos when he saw a tracking system on the furries arm, it showed that someone was going to come this way
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Jason saw alot of things in his life
He came back from the dead, faught crime in pixie boots,became a crime boss, tried to kill a clown and his brother on multiple occasions
But even he was at a loss
The joker was knocked out and on the ground
But so was batman
Just as he was about to call for backup when adoptee-to-be stepped out of the shadown hilding a stick taller than him and giving him the most dead stare
Collect the furrie and Ronald McDonald and keep them off the roof they can flirt somewhere else, if they ruin my sleep ONE more time they'll have a lot more to worrie about than the anti-creep-stick
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nelkcats · 11 months
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Let me retire!
Danny was tired of being a hero, in addition to being a profession that paid with nothing more than mental exhaustion and ungrateful citizens, the halfa was tired of having to bandage his wounds day after day, tired of seeing both perspectives and not knowing which side take
Danny could understand ghosts, he could understand how their obsessions were a fundamental part of who they were as people and there were things they couldn't help. While he initially protected Amity from the ghosts, at some point he also had to protect the ghosts from Amity.
So, it's no wonder that as soon as he saw the founding of the "Justice League" he declared that he was going to retire. He told it to the ghosts, since the humans weren't going to pay much attention to him.
The problem was when 2 weeks later he had to come out of his early retirement because the League had labeled Amity as "neutral ground" and "dangerous" and they were "capturing" criminals, who weren't even criminals, Ember was giving a concert!
Frustrated, the halfa went to the Watchtower, it was supposed to be his retirement! stop ruining it!
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minty364 · 7 months
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DPXDP Prompt #61
In one universe Damian was sent to live with his father at age 10, in another he winds up escaping Nanda Parbat to America after faking his death. He changed his name to Danny and moves in with a family called the Fentons. Danny dies and is revived by the portal and even becomes king of the infinite realms.
Danny falls through a portal into Gotham but not his universes Gotham but one where he becomes Robin instead. He and Robin meet and of course this version of him assumes Danny’s a clone. Everyone else is just confused and Danny just wants to go home to his universe or does he since the GIW doesn’t exist in this universe…
Master Post:
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tanglepelt · 1 year
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Just another dp x dc idea. I think #6
Im just imagining Danny whose been up for the last week collecting his rouges extremely sleep deprived. He is dropping them off in the ghost zone far away from his parents portal cause he doesn’t want to deal with them.
He debated just leaving them in the thermos but decided against it cause it was bulging at this point.
Skulker makes an appearance as he’s releasing them. Wanting of course his pelt on his wall. Danny doesn’t even notice getting body slammed into a natural portal.
One second he’s in the ghost zone the next a coffee shop on a broken table with a robot ghost trying to kill him. Danny just grabs some guys coffee it was just pure shots of expresso. Good he needed the caffeine to deal with this bs.
He doesn’t acknowledge he stole someone’s coffee or the broken table.
He soups skulker and goes back through the portal before it closes again ignoring the confused looks. He just wanted to go to bed.
Tim drake was confused and mad. Someone stole his coffee and now he had to deal with an unknown potential threat.
Stealing his coffee is what made it personal
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ghostbsuter · 5 months
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Danny's relationship with time was a fickle thing.
Sure, the literal being of time is his grandpa, dad, sibling, son?
It was really fickle.
But one thing is clear, he could use it, twist it, and control it for a few chances. With Time's blessing, of course.
And he does so, with every villain, hero, mob boss, vigilante, assassin, and alien he comes across.
If only they'd stopped calling him a speedster. Does it really look like he needs to run to be better?
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little-pondhead · 1 year
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DP Corpse AU idea:
Danny is used to hiding his bodies around town in places they’ll decompose quickly. The neighborhood’s community garden has never been so lively. But one day, he gets caught.
Or more accurately, his body is caught.
Someone finds his freshly stashed body and reports it to the police. Everyone is up in arms over Danny Fenton’s death. No, his murder.
His parents vow on live tv to find their son’s killer and bring them to justice. A memorial is organized. Danny is given a grave.
And where is the real Danny throughout all this?
Well, being able to interact with your own corpse makes faking your death so much easier.
Danny doesn’t stop anything. He just…accepts it. Everyone is convinced he’s dead and gone (for good this time) so why shouldn’t he take advantage of that? He’s so tired. Tired of everything. Of his parents trying to kill him. Of the GIW trying to kill him. Of other ghosts trying to kill him. He finally has a grave, so isn’t it his time to rest?
With death comes freedom, and really, Danny should have committed to the ghost bit way sooner, in his opinion.
Soon after Danny Fenton is buried and mourned, people start to notice that Phantom is gone, too.
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schrodingers-deadbitch · 11 months
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I've decided to write an actual story based very loosely on my first two post because I'm almost finished all my exams then after that I'm technically finished with school and I'll have a lot of time on my hands so... Enjoy?
Yeah enjoy.
Half A Corpse
Prologue/Summary
There are only a few things Danny could remember from before his life as Daniel Fenton. One of those things would be his real name.
Not that ‘Daniel Fenton’ wasn't his real name, it was. It was given to him by his parents (sister), recognized by the law, and known by everyone else around him. It's the name that he calls himself everyday. It's the name that he claimed and grew into. The name that he chose. His name is Daniel Fenton. But it wasn't his true name.
His true name, a name given to him long ago by a mother who he has long since forgotten. A name being called out by a distant voice filled with both joy and malice. A name that brought him mostly pain but also comfort. A name that, despite how long it has been, still rolls off of his tongue with so much ease. A name that tasted of the sweetest honey and the most deadly of poisons simultaneously. His true name is Danyal Al Ghul.
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There are a lot of things Danny could remember from his life as Daniel Fenton. A lot of it was either failing English (or just school in general), or fighting ghosts. Some of it is hanging out with his sister and his best friends, (sometimes like actual kids!).
Majority of it was just him hiding. From the GIW or his parents? He didn't know. Most of it was just him protecting. Ghost or human? It didn't matter. It was always just him, alone in his room, in the dead of night. Doing what? Patching up himself after a long night of ‘patrol’; his homework still in his bag. Long forgotten. Why didn't he do it? He was ‘saving it for another day’.
Daniel could remember pain. So much pain.
He didn't remember how it happened. He didn't want to remember how it happened or what had happened. He didn't want to remember anything. He just wanted to forget it all and pretend it never happened. He wants to forget the pain. He wants to forget everything.
He wants to forget.
He wants to forget.
He wanTS TO FORGET!
HE WANTS TO FORGET!
HE WANTS TO FORGET!!!
He forgot. What happened?
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His name is Daniel Nightingale. Danny for short. He recently moved to Gotham with his siblings and with the help of his best friends.
His parents? They're dead.
He doesn't remember much from before moving to Gotham but that's ok. He's got a feeling that that's a good thing.
What he thinks isn't a good thing are the leather clad furries and the rich kids who had taken an interested in him and his family. Especially the ones with familiar faces.
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DPxDC College Au
So picture this, Danny has retired from the hero scene and goes to college in Gotham. He is going to school for science or something like that or even for aerospace engineering [you pick!]. Anyways so imagine  Danny is at a cafe or something, drinking a coffee and doing chemistry homework, when the shop is robbed. Danny does not give two shits and just sits there doing his homework because he knows that they can’t physically do anything to him. So one of the bats is in the area, Tim, Jason or Dick [again you pick], and they try to talk the robber down. Well all hell breaks loose and the robber starts to open fire, when all of a sudden he is thrown into a wall and knocked out. The bat just looks around at the people in the shop and are like wtf. Everyone is terrified, meanwhile Danny is just chilling in his booth drinking his coffee and listening to his music as he just telekinetically through the guy into the wall because he was ruining his zen.
Bonus: Tim looks into the security vids at the coffee shop and sees a small glare in Danny’s eyes [ghost eyes glowing] but he doesn’t move. The bat’s are like ahh shit another meta.
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I would love to see the chaos of the GVF groupchat
New York Runaway
Words: 800
Warnings: language, mention of adult toys and drug use
Synopsis: The GVF group chat blows up after Sam disappears to New York
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swaggy waggy
ummmmm Sam? 
I just opened IG
what the hell are you doing
knockoff jesus 🍷🍹🧉🍺🥃
🤠🤪🍎
Joshua Michael Kiszka Greta Van Fleet
WHAT IS IG 
swaggy waggy
Instagram Josh 
Sam what are you doing in New York
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bestie
chill 
swaggy waggy
Sam…
when the hell did you fly out there???
I literally saw you last night
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🤭
Joshua Michael Kiszka Greta Van Fleet
SAM IF YOUR GOING TO NWE YORKE FOR THE PIZZA DONT ITS NOT WORTH IT 
Sir Jaket Thomas Kiszka
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I’m in a silly goofy mood
taking in the sights 
not stepping in human shit on the subway 
looking at dildo bongs 
y’all want anything
Joshua Michael Kiszka Greta Van Fleet
HOW BIG ARE DILDOE BONGS
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Birbs 
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I bet my birks these fuckers are drones
Joshua Michael Kiszka Greta Van Fleet
SAM FOCUS THE DILDO BONGES HOW BIG ARE THEY
swaggy waggy
Josh 
Why is that important right now 
Sam quit being cryptic 
I’m stressed 
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calm ur tits daniel 
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overpriced nuts lol 
Joshua Michael Kiszka Greta Van Fleet
I WILL TAKE NEW YORK NUTS GET ME CASHEWS 
Sir Jaket Thomas Kiszka
I want a license plate with my name on it 
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are you gonna pay me back for it 
Sir Jaket Thomas Kiszka
Jake or Jacob will do 
swaggy waggy
What about #1 grandpa 
Sir Jaket Thomas Kiszka
No 
Jake or Jacob 
knockoff jesus 🍷🍹🧉🍺🥃
The bagels here are 💯
swaggy waggy
I wish you had asked me to come with you :( 
I wanna go to NY 
Joshua Michael Kiszka Greta Van Fleet
BUY A PLAIN TICKET CHEEPASS
swaggy waggy
swaggy waggy disliked “BUY A PLAIN TICKET CHEEPASS”
Sir Jaket Thomas Kiszka
Sir Jaket Thomas Kiszka liked “swaggy waggy disliked “BUY A PLAIN TICKET CHEEPASS””
swaggy waggy
You guys are killing me 
Why are you posting everything on IG 
And an exciting announcement??
wtf
Sir Jaket Thomas Kiszka
Are you finally leaving the band sam 
is broadway calling your name
swaggy waggy
He would thrive in the book of mormon 
Joshua Michael Kiszka Greta Van Fleet
MUSICAL THEATRE IS MY THING NO COPYING 
knockoff jesus 🍷🍹🧉🍺🥃
broadway??? why the hell would i do that
I’m living my legend 
swaggy waggy
Are you gonna give me any answers sam 
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swaggy waggy
I’ll take that as a no
Joshua Michael Kiszka Greta Van Fleet
YOU’RE MOUSTASHE LOOKS GOOD SAM VERY NICE 
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knockoff jesus 🍷🍹🧉🍺🥃 liked “YOU’RE MOUSTASHE LOOKS GOOD SAM VERY NICE”
Joshua Michael Kiszka Greta Van Fleet
DID YOU GET MY NUTS 
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no lol 
Joshua Michael Kiszka Greta Van Fleet
MOTHERFUKCER 
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swaggy waggy
oh my god 
Sir Jaket Thomas Kiszka
I said Jake or Jacob 
swaggy waggy
JACK
Sir Jaket Thomas Kiszka
Count your days sam 
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🤭
Swaggy waggy set Sir Jaket Thomas Kiszka’s nickname to Jack 
Jack 
This is my personal hell 
Joshua Michael Kiszka Greta Van Fleet
SAM YOU GOT THE WRONG ONE FOR JACK
FUCK 
JAKE 
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guess you gotta change your name to Jack 🤷‍♀️
Jack
Guess you gotta count your days sam
swaggy waggy
OOOHHHHHHHHHHHH
watch out sam 
Wait 
Why are you going live 
Joshua Michael Kiszka Greta Van Fleet
LIVE FROM NEW YORK 
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swaggy waggy
Sam 
Sam 
no 
Sam
Stop it 
no 
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stop me lol 
swaggy waggy
I’m joining the live 
Let me join 
Jack
Someone’s in trouble 
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Joshua Michael Kiszka Greta Van Fleet
WHY DID I JUST PAY YOU $1000 JAKE
Jack
Jack laughed at “WHY DID I JUST PAY YOU $1000 JAKE”
I gotta watch that live 
Fuck what’s my instagram password 
Joshua Michael Kiszka Greta Van Fleet
TRY YOUR SOSHIAL SECURITY NUMBER 
Jack
Josh for the love of god turn off the caps lock 
Your screaming
Joshua Michael Kiszka Greta Van Fleet
NO I LIKE MY TEXT BIG 
Jack
I’m in 
Ooh 
Danny’s yelling at Sam 
Joshua Michael Kiszka Greta Van Fleet
BULLSHIT DANNY DOESNT YELL
 
Jack
Okay fine it’s a light scold 
swaggy waggy
guys 
Joshua Michael Kiszka Greta Van Fleet
YES
swaggy waggy
Sam announced our tour a day early 
He was handing out homemade flyers in front of MSG 
knockoff jesus 🍷🍹🧉🍺🥃
I thought the announcement was today!! 
Maybe I girlbossed a little bit too close to the sun
💀💀💀
swaggy waggy
Literally why sam 
knockoff jesus 🍷🍹🧉🍺🥃
For what it’s worth
Not a lot of people were taking the flyers
A bunch of h8ers 
Jack
someone did throw the flier away immediately after taking it from you
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damn :/ 
swaggy waggy
are you gonna do anything else in NY Sam 
Should I be worried 
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I’m gonna pose like alec baldwin at the top of the empire state building 
keep churning out great content 
Joshua Michael Kiszka Greta Van Fleet
GET ME NUTS 
swaggy waggy
Text me when you’re heading back 
Pls 
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✌️
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deadsetobsessions · 2 months
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Sea Cryptic! Danny AU- Pt.2
[Pt.1] [Pt.3] [Pt.4][Pt.5][Pt.6][Pt.7]
Danny dragged up another plastic wrapped body from the bay.
“It’s you. What are you doing?”
“Oh, holy smokes!” Danny screeched. “What-! Oh, it’s you! The litterer!”
Batman stood in front of Danny, cape draped around his shoulders and a far better sight to see than the last time Danny had seen the guy.
“… I’m Batman.” He introduced himself to Danny awkwardly.
“Uh huh. You missed a couple of things cleaning up the beach last time.” Danny dropped the body on the pebbled shore of the bay and crossed his arms. He sent Batman an unimpressed look. “You’re just like your city. There’s trash all over the water!”
Batman glanced down.
“That is a body.”
Danny scowled.
“No, that’s plastic. Plastic does not belong in the ocean.”
Batman sighed. For some reason, Danny thought he seemed less… antagonistic. Wait, did he think Danny killed the guy?!
“That is a body wrapped in plastic.”
Fuck it.
“If it was a body, then bury it. Or decompose it before you people decide to dump it into the water. Even the sharks have the decency to decompose when they’re dead. Do you know how long plastic takes to deteriorate??”
Batman glanced to the side, where the line of plastic wrapped masses had caught his eye to begin with.
“I do. Did all of these come from the bay?”
“Quite obviously, yes. I don’t have enough time to clean the waters! Ancients, it’s like they’re multiplying!” Danny knew why they were multiplying. It’s because Gothamites were getting murdered and dumped weekly. The problem is that Danny has classes and assignments to complete and he couldn’t be out here every week.
“I’ll handle it.”
“Oh, will you? And how do you plan on doing that when you couldn’t even properly clean the beach of your plane? I even stacked it up nicely for you to pick up!”
Alright, so maybe Danny had a couple of grudges. Like… a solid one that’s based on the hours of sleep he missed cleaning up after Batman and the wreck.
“We didn’t get everything?”
“No.” Danny huffed. “Whatever. Just figure out what to do with these bodies. I was not looking forward to digging graves for all of them.”
“You were going to dig graves for them?” Batman sounded off.
Danny scowled again. “I’m dead, genius.” And now Batman looked like someone ran over his dog. “Respecting the dead is important and graves are important for the dead. How else would we know we’re remembered?”
Danny threw up his hands. “Humans,” he muttered, like he wasn’t half human himself.
“Anyways, I’m leaving. Handle this properly or else I’m haunting you.”
“Wait-!” Batman said, but Danny had already disappeared.
So, while Batman had an angst crises at two thirty in the morning and thirty new unidentified corpses to contend with, Danny Fenton flew back to his apartment and passed out on his shitty couch.
——
“You need to stop.”
“Pay me to stop, then. What are your villains going to do? Kill me? I’d like to see them try.”
Danny looked Batman right in his lenses and plopped another body down at the man’s feet.
“I can tell you who they are for a fee.” Danny offered the vigilante. “Some of these still have shades of their souls attached still.”
“What.”
Danny tilted his head, moon once more lighting a halo of flickering white flames around his head. “$100 per identity.”
Batman stared.
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Do it for the Plot
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I like the idea of Tim and Danny meeting and just clocking each other as little shits TM.
Just causing chaos to everyone in a way that can't really be traced back to them like 'Who? Me? I was busy doing all of these other things I have no idea how I would do that?'
Danny helps Tim get revenge on the bats for all the shit he's had to put up with and being absolute trolls about the whole thing *chefs kiss*
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Tim&Danny dragging Ra's body
Damian: "Wha-?"
T&D: "No one will ever believe you"
Danny makes them go invisible
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Bats: "Where ya going Tim?"
Tim holding back a cackle:" Oh, it's my anniversary so it's date night!"
Bats: "Anniversary?! We didn't know you were getting serious with someone?"
Tim: "Serious? He's my husband of course I'm serious about him"
Bats: "Wait hold on-!"
Tim: "Gotta go! Can't be late I have to make sure the babysitter has everything they'll need."
Bats: "BABYSITTER!?"
Tim: "Bye bye~!"
(They planned all of it including their 'fake marriage', Danny went back in time with the help of CW who is a troll at heart, and made the legal changes including Dan and Dani as their kids (their de-aged) otherwise someone (Oracle) would have eventually realized that the license is fake. So they went back in time and made it legitimately real)
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Danny being Ghost King means that Tim is now also royalty
Tim walking up to John Constantine:" I have your entire soul"
and then just turning around and leaving
John very much felt the very strong Death Energy claiming Tim: "I don't want to be sober right now"
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Earth about to be taken over for the 5th time that year by higher beings
Tim walking up late with coffee in his hand: "Leave or I'll call my husband"
Higher Beings very much not wanting to mess with the High King of the Infinite Realms: ᕕ( ᐕ )ᕗ
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The Phantom family relaxing with cucumbers on their eyes and face masks: "Did you hear something?"
The Bats & Everyone else:
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Just an Idea
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nelkcats · 10 months
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Journey to another world
Gotham Academy is the least mysterious place in the entire city. Or so you would think, the place where students of all ages attend to learn (and sometimes discover that their teachers are Rogues).
On one occasion, Damian became bored and decided to explore. He didn't see the point of attending the academy when he was more advanced in his studies (Tim agreed with his brother) but his father insisted, probably because he thought he would make "friends".
So, the first chance he got: Damian escaped from class and explored. He wasn't missing anything anyway. During his exploration there was an attack from a Rogue, and he ducked into one of the lockers in an attempt to hide to put on the mask.
He was surprised when he was transported to a completely different school. One that looked very destroyed (much more than the Academy).
Forgetting about his mission, Damian explored the school with curiosity, many students stared at him in confusion and asked if he was an exchange student, to which of course, the son of the bat replied yes.
So, for months: instead of going to classes, Damian escaped to the dimension and learned from it, sometimes just because he wanted to escape from home. Of course, he didn't notice the suspicious look Danny Fenton was giving him. Nor Poindexter pointing out to the halfa that someone was using his locker as some kind of transportation, again.
Danny knew the "exchange boy" wasn't a ghost, but he had no idea where he came from. All he knew was that the boy was too proud to recognize his city as a danger (Danny had kept Damian from encountering so many ghosts), the boy snorted at the mention of ghosts and said it was absurd. Danny just wanted to avoid him being killed, and maybe close the damn portal.
The worst part was when more "exchange students" started showing up, students who were obviously taking his dimension as a vacation. The halfa growled in frustration, knowing he had a lot of work ahead.
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dcxdpdabbles · 3 months
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Danny, working as a cashier: Can I help you?
Tim half-deranged: Please I just want a cup of coffee
Danny squinted, then pulled out a binder: I'm sorry, sir, but you are on the Don't Serve Coffee list. I can offer you some tea instead-
Tim: NO. THIS IS THE FIFTH PLACE. BRUCE CAN'T OWN YOU ALL!
Danny leaning in to whisper: Look, man, I can't give you coffee under the cameras. Meet me in the back alley in twenty minutes and I'll get you a coffee. Bring Cash.
Tim: how much? Five hundred, six hundred or hell even a thousand? I'll bring whatever you want.
Danny: Chill dude, it's a cup of coffee. Three dollars is fine.
Tim: It's not just any coffee! It's my favorite brand and Bruce bought them out just to make sure they wouldn't sell to me anymore!
Danny: okay okay, this coffee means a lot to you. I get it. Twenty minutes alright?
Jason three weeks later in Bat cave: Tim's on drugs! I've caught him trading cash for small containers in a shady alley six times. We need an intervention.
Dick: What?! I thought that was his boyfriend!
Bruce: I also thought that was Tim boyfriend but if it's a drug dealer we have to help him.
Tim hiding in the shadows: shit.
Tim texting Danny: If anyone asks your my secret boyfriend who been making me teas in allies
Danny: who the hell would believe that? But I've had a boring week, so yeah, I'm down to be a pretend boyfriend.
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tanglepelt · 10 days
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Dpxdc idea 179.
After the whole pariah thing and him accidentally become ghost king. Danny is annoyed. Then sam and tucker accidentally become royal advisors.
Shouldn’t have touched the book apparently.
Jazz touched the crown it recognized her as Danny’s family and poof. Another royal member. Same with Danielle.
He as phantom had to stop kwan and dash from accepting training from fright knight. He really didn’t want them to agree then be bound to serve the realm as knights.
But they didn’t listen. So yay. New knights.
Danny doesn’t need help with the ghost. No he needs help to shut the portal down because people are accidentally getting roped into the royal court and royal family in the realms. Can the league please turned the portals off.
So he decides if the league won’t respond to calls, texts and emails. He’ll confront them. He portals in a the middle of a meeting crown and all.
Danny: i get you all seem to think the whole amity park situation is a prank. But can you not? Like I was human and now I’m king. With how things are going I’m concerned another teenager is going to accidentally become royalty for the infinite realms. So please deal with the government and mad scientist. Then get the portal shut down. Thanks.
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