#dilf yuu

[twisted-wonderland-but-gayer]

dilf yuu actively doing the seteth act and pretending their kid is their little sibling. they get found out and theyre like "goddamnit" (thats their catchphrase, 100%, that or "sevendamnit" because, twst is like that sometimes)

Allow me to make this angstier, here me out all the way through.

A pretty younger adult Yuu with a little sibling or a child, regardless they are practically a parent. Maybe they were from an apocalypse or something, either way they had a rough life. A very rough life. Yuu is very protective of the Kiddo and damn near stomps Grim when they nearly lit them on fire. One day it is revealed by Yuu that they aren't related at all as siblings. Either the siblings is their niece/nephew of their other sibling who passed and wanted to desperately hold onto what was left of them. Or they aren't related at all, however if they were to tell anyone that at sanctuaries or refugee posts, they would have been separated.

[luxthestrange]

TWST!Memes #63

We cant even TRUST BatDaddy with Instant Ramen-

[rath00ker]

The hypnotizing worked so all that comes to mind is crewel taking care of child reader or whatever their called Idk if thats in your rules tho so i can try and request smth else if you want 🤫😭

It’s okay this is a good request. All my rules are on my pinned post if you wanna read them it also goes over my basic info. But basically my rules are no Yandere requests and no smut requests (cause I’m a minor). Anyways to the the request

Crewel taking care of Child Yuu

- Crewel is a 8/10 dad in my opinion. He’s probably better with preteens and teenagers than he is with a child child or a baby, but since no age was specified so I’m just gonna cover all bases

- Crewel with a baby/toddler just means he pays more money for extra help. Look man he’s not ashamed to heir a babysitter to go play with little Yuu at the park while he sleeps for awhile. Probably got baby advice from Trein (Trein would probably be little yuu’s main babysitter as well)

- With a younger Child, Crewel would be strict on what is said around little Yuu and what little Yuu can watch. He doesn’t like when people cuss around Little Yuu and makes sure Yuu isn’t shown inappropriate shows/movies for their age group. He also doesn’t believe in baby talk and speaks to Yuu like they can understand basic concepts (Doesn’t talk down to them but will explain things if they are confused)

- Crewel is the dad that tries to keep an open line of communication between him and his new kid and does a lot to nurture any creativity or excitement Little Yuu has. (Would like it if Yuu was interested in fashion, either way Yuu is gonna learn how to dress well)

- With a preteen child Crewel is more happy with (He likes little kids but he isn’t the biggest fan of how messy they can be). Crewel would understand Yuu’s new need for space but would still keep a close eye on Yuu’s mental state and would have less restrictions around cussing and media Yuu can watch.

- Crewel will also of course help Yuu with any school problems they may have but as long as Yuu is passing their classes Crewel won’t be too worried. If Yuu starts failing he’s not gonna be mad he’s just gonna try and find the problem so Yuu can get back on track.

- Really Crewel is a pretty good dad who tries to rise Yuu to be a strong but sensible person.

That’s all I got really..Vargas is probably the beer keg uncle 

[regle-side2]

Guren : Pa-

Young Yuu : Pa..

Guren : Pa.

Young Yuu : …Pa!

Guren : Who am I?

Young Yuu : MAMA!

Guren : *flustered*

[4belphie]

Yuu: Hey, Silver, how old’s your dad?

Silver: What?

Yuu: No, not like that…

Yuu: No, it is, it is like that.

Yuu: How old is he?

Yuu: I come in the dorm, he was like “you wanna eat?”

Yuu: I said, “eat what?’

[linabirb]

being in both twst and milgram fandoms is just hearing people say "but :( but they did a bad thing!! so they're bad!!" all the time and sighing and going "bestie.. you're not gonna believe this.. but it's this media's whole point.."

[citrusitonit]

If Rook was a worm. @flqyd-is-lost

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Yuu was just walking through the halls of NRC when he spots a feathered hat on the floor.

Curious, he picks it up.

'It's just a hat,' he thinks to himself, 'but why is it here?'

He looks around. There is no one else. Glancing at the hat one more time, he only shrugs, tucking it under his arm. 'Free hat.' he muses to himself.

Yuu strolls through the empty corridor, whistling a tune absentmindedly.

It was kinda boring today, you know, the weekends. Or maybe it was just because they were somewhere else... Bah, he doesn't really care. Less trouble for him anyway.

His inner monologue is cut short when he hears rapid steps turning the corner, alongside the calls of someone's name.

"Rook! Rook?!" Aster calls out, panicked. "Oh, Vil's gonna kill me..." they mutter.

Yuu only approaches them, waving. "Aster," he greets, "you looking for something?"

Aster nods frantically. "Yes! I'm looking for-" they gasp, eyes landing on the feathered hat in Yuu's arms.

"That hat! Where did you find that hat?" they practically shout, waiting impatiently for an answer.

"O-oh, I found it just around the corner. It was-" Aster doesn't waste a second brushing past him, yelling out a quick thank you as they speed off.

Yuu blinks for a few second, confused. But, he shakes it off in a second, chalking it up to usual NRC shenanigans.

And so, he happily continues his stroll, whistling a tune.

'What should I get for dinner later..? Maybe I could just get from the cafeteria, but then again, we still have a bit of food in the dorm..' he monologues on and on to himself, deep in thought.

"Now that I think about it, I'm kind of hungry..." he mutters, his stomach rumbling on cue. Yuu turns a bit red, he's glad nobody was here to hear that.

But on the thought about food, Yuu perks up, as if realizing something. "Oh wait, didn't I keep a snack bar with me this morning?" he asks himself, fumbling through his pockets.

A grin forms when his hands wrap around a shaped plastic, pulling it out hastily.

A oat bar. Yuu squishes it a bit, and it mushes slightly.

'I think it melted a bit,' he thinks to himself, but still tears off the wrapper with no hesitation.

He takes a huge bite into it, and hums, relishing the taste. Another bite, and another.

He takes one more, and an extra piece breaks off and falls into the grass walkway.

Yuu pauses, staring at it.

Then, he looks around.

I mean... Oats are from the ground anyway, right?

Slowly, he bends down, reaching out for it, only to abruptly pause.

What.. What is that?

There's a.. There's a.. thing. Near the piece of oat.

Yuu doesn't know if he's hallucinating or not. Is this some kind of normal Twisted wonderland insect..?

Beside the piece of oat, is a worm. An earthworm, to be specific.

An earthworm with a bob cut, to be even more specific.

He's... He's unsure whether to be bothered or astonished. The worm's just.. nibbling... on the oat...

It seems to notice his presence after a few seconds, perking up and flopping its body around and starting to wriggle towards his shoes.

Yuu only steps away, disturbed. He.. doesn't know what that... thing.. is. And he doesn't like it.

But the thing persists, continuing to wriggle towards his shoes.

Yuu has a thought, and slowly nudges the worm.

The moment the shoe touches it, the worm thrashes around, and manages to wriggle on top of his shoe faster than he could think.

Yuu has to hold back a shriek when he reflexively kicks the worm off his shoe, stumbling back with a shudder.

Exactly as Jamil turns the corner.

The moment it smacks across his eyes, Jamil almost blasts out a fire spell.

He lets out a shrill shriek, the vice leader swearing loudly in his mother tongue as he hastily flings the worm across him. It lands on Yuu's pants this time, making him yelp and immediately slap it off his leg, but the worm still flung back to Jamil's leg.

The corridor was filled with shrieks and shouts, with Yuu trying to frantically avoid the worm, and Jamil's incomprehensible screeching.

The chaos only ends when the worm is flung in the air again, but lands on someone else's face instead.

Eri winces, rubbing his eyes, until he sees what smacked him. He gasps, scooping up the battered worm, "Rook! We've been looking for you!" he frets worriedly over it.

At this, Yuu pauses, face in disbelief. "Wait, Rook?" Jamil asks incredulously. It's only then that Eri lifts his head, noticing the other two.

"Oh, yeah. We had a bit of a mishap with a transformation potion with Leni and Aster, and accidentally turned Rook into a worm... We were looking everywhere for him." he explains, cradling.. 'Rook'.. gently.

Jamil gapes, sweating a bit. "I.... Whatever. I'm out." he says hastily, sending a narrowed glance at.. 'Rook'.. before taking his leave, not wanting to be near the worm any longer.

Yuu, however, continues staring at the worm, bewildered.

Does this mean Rook basically saw him try to eat food off the ground?

He doesn't wanna think about it.

But hey.. Didn't Rook technically eat ground food too? Despite being a worm, that's still him in there, isn't it..?

Actually, he's really weird, so that's easily excusable.

He glances at... 'Rook', and tries to take a good look at him.

Suddenly, the worm unfurls, and turns to look at him.

Rook stares at Yuu with 2 green bug eyes.

"I know what you are."

Yuu's mouth gapes in horror.

"boy loving gayass."

Yuu jolts awake in cold sweat, hunched over his blankets and breathing heavily.

He's never eating Lilia's cooking ever again.

[hanafubukki]

Hana, scenario just popped in my head.

Just to clarify, put this before Yuu and Lilia got together.

Okay so, Lilia Tsum is getting all of Yuu’s attention, absolutely loving how he’s being called adorable, a precious bean, being hugged and kissed because he’s such an adorable Tsum, cradled and loved by this giant version of their beloved, how more can this stuffed toy ask?

Well, in reality Tsum Lilia is doing it to also annoy normal Lilia, because he thought these two were a thing, what is a little game of jealousy? Tsum Lilia gets to spend quality time with this version of his own lover, he’s sure Lilia is going to snap at him and he’s going to turn this into a hide and seek game; wrong.

Lilia, who wants to confess but fumbles it everytime and doesn’t want to come up as intense to Yuu, he’s on the sideline just watching all of this with a look of (°ㅂ°╬).

Yuu, unaware or just not feeling confident enough to confess to this dilf so they get to hug and kiss this version of their crush because it’s adorable, anyone would understand that cuteness aggression, this is one way to get those loving feeling off their chest.

And they just look at Lilia like “You doing alright? You’ve been awfully quiet” because they think they did something wrong, maybe he got bored of their conversation? Is he late for something? They aren’t, maybe they could offer to go to Sam’s and buy snacks to just, you know, be with him a bit longer.

And Lilia is just “No, nothing, just thinking of a, future training regime for the boys” he’s trying to reach for the Tsum and go prank people because the feeling and laughter at someone’s misfortune is WAY better than this burning jealousy, maybe he could get back to his Tsum with a prank or two.

And it clicks to Tsum Lilia, how coward can this version of himself be? Not on his watch!

So he disappears from Yuu’s arms and makes them trip, Lilia catching them by the waist, Tsum Lilia taking this advantage to tackle Lilia and making both fall on each other.

With both on the ground, maybe in a stupid position who knows, Tsum Lilia jumping on his counterparts head like “fucking do it dude! I know you love them, just confess!”

Okay, that is all I can think of, you go off, how would you end this? With Lilia squeezing the Tsum like a squeaky toy?

Hello Anonie 🌸🌷💕

I find this sweet and funny because not only are we loving and cuddling such a charming little one but it implies the tsum has more charm and bravery than his counterpart 😂😂

Tsum Lilia got together with you but Lilia?? lol he’s behind the game 🤣

And hehehe my~ oh my~ how the tables have turned that your own tsum wants to mess with you~

The way our Lilia is sidelined and just fuming!!! Oh do I love it. Those kisses and cuddles should be his! HIS!

And then you get Tsum Lilia insulting himself and playing wingman. And just, whoops, they tripped! Catch them! And oops! They both fell!

Ooohhh how wonderful would it have been to have them fall and kiss, but of course, Lilia’s reflexes have to kick in now of all times 🥲

Can you imagine being a third party? And watching this cute bean just jumping on Lilia’s head while he’s on top of someone??

I hope Malleus, Sebek, and Silver are watching this and being amused 🤣😆

I think that Tsum Lilia would be ruthless to get Lilia to confess. If he doesn’t do it now? Oh he’s going to make Lilia jealous ten fold and then start wing manning until Lilia has no choice but to confess.

This would be a fun story to tell in the future while Lilia now has an excuse to get his tsum counterpart and squeeze him like a chew toy.

Until you free him from his grip and lovingly hug the tsum, after all it’s why you two are together 💞

Lilia is punting it to the sky when he gets the chance 😂😂jkjkjk

[da-birb-writes-sometimes]

TWST As Lines I've Written/Said

Content Warning: Shitpost, suggestiveness(idk?) & swearing

Author's Note: These are either things I've said, or things that I've written down but haven't used... yet, might use them in the future, might not. Feel free to guess which is which.

Let the shenanigans begin!

Yuu, upon entering TWST

Yuu: “I’m motivated by spite and getting the fuck out of this damned place!” 

Crowley: “This damned place just so happens to be my school!” 

Yuu: “Yeah? Well, guess what Mr. Mystery Man, I fucking hate it here!” 

Crowley: “Rude.”

Typical Ace Behaviour

Yuu: “Behave, my friends are coming over.” 

Ace: “Weird. I didn’t know you were capable of having those.” 

Yuu: “You know what? You can go out and wait on the fire escape until they leave if you want to act like that.”

Capitalism Isn't Attractive

Deuce: “Do not fall for the pretty man with the fancy clothes!” 

Yuu: “Why not? He’s hot as fuck.” 

Deuce: “... He’s a capitalist.” 

Yuu: “THAT WHORE!”

Pissy Kitty

Leona: “Great, you again.” 

Yuu: “I’m thrilled to see you too, asshole.”

Floyd, just Floyd

Floyd: “Why not?” 

Yuu: “Unlike you, I don’t want to die!” 

Floyd: “Boo, you’re lame.”

Yuu Needs a Raise

Yuu: “My therapist will be thrilled to hear about this revelation.” 

Everyone: “What’s a therapist?”

Why Are You Like This?

Vil: “You are a blithering buffoon.” 

Yuu: “Takes one to know one.” 

Vil: “...Listen here you little piece of -”

Cryptid Hours

Yuu: *walks into room to find Idia sitting in the dark, facing the corner* “Did the voices win today?”

Idia: “Undecided.”

Yuu: “Okay then, let me know if that changes. Since I would like a headstart before you go all *insert demon noises* on me.”

After Any Overblot

Yuu: "I feel like a baked potato." *passes out*

The Adventures of Malleus

Malleus: “Tell me, Child of Man; do humans typically court through the acquiring and displaying of fish?”

Yuu: “Why?”

Malleus: *has been secretly using your phone for research and found himself on Tinder* “Just curious is all.”

Yuu: “... No, it’s not typical.”

Malleus: “Alright then, noted.”

Dear Professor Vargas, I regret to inform you that your attempts to woo a potential mate through your acquiring of fish may not be successful. And does the "DILF" shorts mean, "Darling, I Love Fish?" ... Asking for a friend. Sincerely, Malleus Draconia

Octopus Eyesight

Yuu: “Do you have astigmatism?”

Azul: “Do I have what?”

Yuu: “Astigmatism, like when you look at lights at night do you see lines? Since you have weird ass pupils.”

Azul: “...wait, that isn’t normal?”

Should I Be Nervous?

Yuu: “Have you ever been overcome with the lust for broccoli?”

Trey: ". . ."

Yuu: *squints, thinking* “Break glass in case of sudden lust for broccoli...”

Trey: "Should I leave?"

A Question to Ponder

Yuu: “Why do fictional men slap so hard? Like damn.”

Riddle: “Because they are not real and do not come with any of the negative consequences that often come with real men, also you can better idealize them… And anime, ‘Makes you go brrrrr,’ as you put it.”

College Life

Rollo: “I am running off 3 hours of sleep and a single croissant, do not test me.”

Baby Talk

Rook: “Ah, bonjour chatton!" *proceeds to babytalk to the cat in French*

Yuu's Type

Yuu: “I have 4 types; wet cat, malewife, girlboss, and whore." tag yourself

Crewel: "... You need to focus on your grades, not on some mutts."

What Do You Have?

Jamil: "What's that?"

Kalim: *hiding a cat that he stole from outside* "Uhhh, my love for you?"

Jamil: *annoyed* "Put it back outside, Kalim."

Kalim: *puts the cat in his face* "BUT LOOK AT THEM!! THEY BABEY!!!!"

[blackopals-world]

*sigh* This one goes out to the horny Dilf lovers.

If you say he isn't Dilf, he is now.

(I'm actually proud of this one)

[twisted-wonderland-but-gayer]

dilf yuu bonding with lilia over having to take care of children and getting stuck in the mcdonals playplace without eating their meal. and webbed wings.

They have their kids have a play date minecraft and have their own base in it too

[luxthestrange]

TWST Incorrect quotes#520 Dilf Lilia

In Diasomnia, After Winter Vacation in Briar Valley

Silver: What's a DILF?

Lilia, chocks on his tomato juice: W-what?

Silver: I heard some ladies talking, Saying you are DILF...what is it?

Lilia: Ah, it means...

Lilia: ...

Lilii: A Dad Who Is Loving and Fantastic...

Months later

Yuu: I spoke to your father, He has told me a lot about you

Silver:, enthusiastic: He has?

Yuu: Yes, your Dad loves you so much

Silver: Oh Seven, He's a real DILF!

Yuu*Eyes bulge out sockets anime like*!?!

Yuu*Thinks about it and ponders the many times he has been helping you with grim*...

Yuu*Nods at him actually agreeing*Oh yeah... He certainly is

Silver*Coming back home*Father!Yuu agreed to you being a DILF!

Lilia: SILVER-...wait they agreed?

[yandere-daydreams]

twst event-related thoughts tonite.

twst event-related thoughts tonight queen?

i have a few thoughts and have sorted them into a list in no particular order. spoilers for the rabbit fest just, like, in general. and maybe twisted wonderland in general.

great month for fuckable parents. lovable milf on english servers + a business dilf on japanese serves = a profitable week for fan creators.

new ortho outfit!!! i have the running hc that ortho's design is so unique and so uncanny that character designers just,,, cannot half-ass it. literally. unless they want it to come out unfathomably ugly. bc i know they would never do that to my very own special little boy, they do have to put in so much effort to make him look just,,, so cute T-T

SILVER BEING A GOOD UPPERCLASSMEN!!! honestly we have so few responsible upperclassmen in this game that it's just nice to see the freshmen spending with with a second-year who has never tried even once to kill them. and the fact that he didn't even question the bunny,,, fdsfjlksdjskl i just know lilia dressed that kid up in such stupid outfits for his entire childhood.

AND NEW YUU TRIVIA!!!! they are nrc's only and best bugle player. no this will never come up again and no it was not explained but it remains true regardless.

grade-a feral energy coming from the characters, too. loved that silver was the only to raise literally any complaints about just,,, beating up a group of neighborhood delinquents before deuce decided to do things the legal way. ortho 'nuke on standby' shroud my disturbed beloved.

AND CAULDREN DEUCE!!!!!!!!!!!! honestly idk why the reveal that deuce has been summoning cauldrons on the reg since he was in middle school got to me in such a real way, but it did. i kinda figured it was just something he just pulled out on the spot in the prolouge but. no. he's just been doing that. good for him ig. whatever works for you king.

[thatoneguydownthestreet]

Masterlist 🤠

Rules

Apocalypse yuu:

Ao3 Fanfic chapters

Origin

Gas mask part 1 (Riddle and Leona)

Gas mask part 2 (Azul and Kalim)

Gas mask part 3 (Vil, Idia, Malleus)

Lilia finds out

Dorms make you take a damn shower. Because the apocalypse doesn't have those apparently

First years are worried about your starvation habits

You and the music room club watch as kalim is possessed by Satan

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER 🦅🦅🦅

❤Heartslabyul❤:

Riddle:

You're concerned about accidentally created biological warfare via mouse in teapot, meanwhile, Dora the Explorer is an eldritch being

Trey:

Does he ever really get requests?

Cater:

It's Brittany bitch

Ace:

Ace is down bad and stealing your cologne

Duece:

You most definitely cried in the middle of a fight

💛Savanaclaw💛

Leona:

Soft porn with Trans mc x leona

Ruggie:

Bro could steal the president and get away with it og

Jack:

I got nothing to say he's adorable

💗Octavinelle💗

Nope

🧡Scarabia���

Naur

💜Pomefiore💜

Ain't shit here either

💙Ignihyde💙

Idia:

Trans reader headcanons

Ortho:

Everything under here better be purely platonic or bitch istg

💚Diasomnia💚

Malleus:

Trans reader headcanons

Lilia:

Local fae DILF gets pissed at the treatment of implied child soldier

Silver:

Bro found out he was a cursed prince and was like "aight" 💀

Sebeck:

Hes the reason the substitute left the "this class is so loud" note

[juno-of-wonderland]

Idia would call Yuu a MILF/DILF/GILF (guardian I’d like to fuck)

Yuu is confused.

Idia must explain he wants to fuck in a family friendly way.

Yuu: what do you mean family friendly? I'll bend you in half gamer boy, you will have my second child

Idia: WHAT!? I- I- *die*...*return* wait...Can you get me pregnant or is that just a way of saying it?

Yuu: :)

Idia: why you smiling?...*run away*

[sanyu-thewitch05]

I made a fanfic out of my Eric Venue idea

MAJOR DISCLAIMER! PLEASE READ THIS BEFORE YOU READ THIS STORY:

Although we love our DILFs in this fandom, I just want to say that under no circumstance is it appropriate for someone over the age of 25 to be going after an 18 or 19-year-old to date. There will be fanservice moments because Eric has a crush on Yuu(WHO IS 18 BTW), but he will not be endgame for Yuu. Also, if you're uncomfortable reading this because of the age gap between Yuu and Eric, please don't read this. I don't want to cause anyone extreme mental distress.

Synopsis:

Yuu's Magitok career is blowing up as the masses love her, Grim, and her monster caretaker content. One day, after her latest video, a celebrity messages her in the DMs offering her a business deal. Little did she know that accepting the deal would entail family drama, self-discovery, and the true value of friendship.