#floyd x Azul

[kruncher]

That relationship hit different when you're both a walking talking ship dynamic

ft. my beautiful babepilled gfmaxxer

[sstartistic]

Azul: *holding a sign with ‘PROM?’ written on it outside Jade’s window*

Floyd: OH my god!! YES!

Azul, yelling up: No!! Tell Jade!!

Floyd, yelling to the other room: Jade! I’m going to prom with your boyfriend!

[spadeuce]

Twisted Wonderland incorrect #7

Azul: Floyd, why did you draw a pentagram onto the floor?

Floyd: Your message said that I should satanize the dorm

Azul:

Azul: I wrote "sanitize"

[kellodrawsalot]

The woman I'm dating right now, send me this (I just returned from visiting family and she knew I was in distress due to my cats health problems the past several days)

I think she's girlfriend material

[sicklyeel]

Floyd: Azul, can you help me? All of my clothes keep disappearing for some reason.

Azul, wearing a hoodie that's 5 times bigger than his size: Spooky.

[ranpd]

long day.

HELLLOOOOO GIRLS UGH this one….actually didnt take that long. piecemealed it together over the last maybe week or so? anyways im pretty pleased with it :] i think azuls the kina guy to have a rlly tense face while sleeping lmaooo. if there are any mistakes no there arent. byeee <3

also vers w/o effects:

[vorish-wonderland]

Azul has been seeming stressed recently. Floyd knows exactly how to help.

Includes: soft/safe vore, comfort vore(?), unwilling prey, stress :(

✮✶Octopus Pot✶✮

☆ﾟ⁠.⁠*⁠･⁠｡ﾟ☆ﾟ⁠.⁠*⁠･⁠｡ﾟ☆ﾟ⁠.⁠*⁠･⁠｡ﾟ☆ﾟ⁠.⁠*⁠･⁠｡ﾟ☆ﾟ⁠.⁠*⁠･⁠｡ﾟ

Things have just been going wrong lately.

Absolutely nothing was going according to plan, and it has been stressing him out.

Azul sighed, and continued writing out his contracts.

Maybe he just needs a nice, warm cup of tea... maybe that will help.

"Floyd, could you make me a tea, please...?" He'd ask Jade, but Jade was out on one of his mountain hikes currently.

"Suuuuuuure thing, Azul~!"

"Sometimes I wish I had something to crawl inside of... why must my human form have bones...?" Azul sighed.

That gave Floyd a wonderful idea.

A little less than half an hour later, Floyd returned with Azul's tea.

"Why did it take so long?" Azul asked. "Oh never mind... thank you for making it."

"No problem!"

Floyd left Azul's office, snickering to himself.

A bit weird, but normal behavior for Floyd.

Something about the tea tasted... off.

But Azul didn't care enough about that, he was more focused on his contracts.

When Azul finished drinking his tea, something felt wrong. He didn't know what, but something was definitely just... wrong.

He felt drowsy, he found himself having a hard time keeping his eyes open...

What's... what's going on...?

Azul fell asleep on his desk.

If only he knew where he would be when he woke up...

Floyd was working on cleaning up the Lounge, preparing to close up, when he suddenly felt somebody start moving around.

"Ohhhhh! You're awake! Didja have a nice nap, Azul~?"

"FLOYD WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!"

"Relaaaaax. I did this for you, y'know?" Floyd sat down for a moment, to have this conversation with Azul. "I heard you saying you wanted something to crawl inside of, like your octopus pot, right?" He paused for a moment. "Ta daaaaaa!! it's like your very own at-school octopus pot!"

"What are you talking about."

"It's tight, cozy, dark... I could even drink some water for ya, if you'd like!"

"I suppose you're right, but there's still so much to do! I have to finish organizing my contracts, and I have to meet with the people who've broken contract, and I have to sort out the menu for tomorrow, and I have to clean and lock up the Lounge, and I-"

"Got it aaaaaaaaaall done for ya!" Floyd assured Azul.

"...all of it?"

"Yep! I put your contracts in alphabetical order based on the person who signed them, I let people know the Lounge is closed tomorrow, I just finished cleaning up and was juuuuust about to lock up before you woke up."

"WHAT?! Why did you tell people that we're closed tomorrow?! We'll lost out on so much business!"

"What's more important to ya? Your mental health, or money?"

"Money."

"Ehe, shoulda expected that..." Floyd said to himself. "Aaaaaaanyways, you've clearly been really stressed all week, so I'm keeping you in there until you feel better!"

"Let me out, right now." Azul demanded.

"No." Floyd stood up again, and grabbed the keys from his back pocket. "You of all people should know you've got nothin' to worry about in there." Floyd exited the Lounge, locking the door behind him. "You just relax in there for a while, ok? I'm not letting you out until you do!"

"...fine."

[adarkenedforest]

Azul: Uhm... Floyd- what are you doing-?

Floyd: throwing out all those stupid herbafuck thingies

Azul: what why- I need them for my diet

Jade: We did research and it turns out they're bad for you

Azul: a h-

Floyd: next stop? Murdering the fuck who sold you these

Azul: FLOYD NO-

[noahmimm]

I started this art so long ago and I just don't have the time to keep up with it. I really really want to eventually finish it but for now I'm just going to post its wip. Maybe some interaction will inspire me to work on it more- you never know what will spark your creative side again!! ^^

[unknown--author]

Twisted Wonderland Ships as Songs | Part II

Floyd x Azul x Jade/Octavinelle Trio

Bust Your Kneecaps by Pomplamoose

Explanation: I'm pretty sure this is self-explanatory. Floyd and Jade bust people's kneecaps at least weekly. If they were dating Azul, ramp it up just a little bit (well, until they get bored)

Also, it is heavily implied (if I recall correctly) that the Leech family is part of an actual fish mafia, sooooo...

| Might you recall? \ We've got a small family business (business) \ And the family won't like this |

| Together I know, we'd go so far \ I'll tell uncle Rocco \ To call off the guys with the crowbars |

Disclaimer: Like most (sane) people, when I say the Octavinelle Trio, I mean Azul with Jade and Azul with Floyd. Jade and Floyd are brothers and shipping them (romantically or sexually) is disgusting

[lettucebee17]

[englishwerewolf]

A little bit of ✨fluff✨

[bunnypansy]

I swear I'm writing things I'm just slow, these are my plans for future writing

A Fist Amidst The Hands (college AU, enemies to... Something, Riddle x Floyd, rated PG): In which Riddle finally loses it, and Floyd plays catalyst

(How) To Love A Boy (4th years, no overblots, Floyd x Azul, rated PG): In which Jade helps Floyd get the guy, even if he doesn't particularly want to

Sunrise, Sunset (swiftly flow the days) (Heian period AU, princess kaguya AU, rated PG): In which Lilia finds a strange baby in the woods, and it turns out to be more a handful than he expected

This is How to Fall in Love With Me! (Pt. 1, Heartslaybul Edition) (Rated E, Heartslaybul + Che'nya x reader): In which I describe for you what it's like when the Heartslaybul boys fall in love with you

The Perfect Fit (Rated R, established relationship, male reader, Lucifer x reader, public sex): In which Lucifer takes you shopping and things get heated in the dressing room

I'm hoping to get "this is how to fall in love with me out soon", I'm about.... 45% of the way through? Maybe I'll release it in two parts, who knows?

[twstowo]

Kissing Their Foreheads [Twst Second Years]

˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗SYNOPSIS: You kiss their foreheads.

♡︎ Warning: Foreheads

♡︎ Did this thinking about my forehead post.

[First Years]☆[Here]☆[Third Years]☆[One final forehead kiss]

⋆⋅☆Riddle:

Surprise kiss this man's forehead, and he will squeal so loudly you'll have to excuse yourself from the room to laugh. He'd probably collar you if it's a surprise, then apologize. Whether it's a surprise or not, he'd become a blushing mess. He enjoyed the kiss so much that he began kissing your forehead, expecting you to repay him sooner or later.

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⋆⋅☆Ruggie:

Kissing Ruggie's forehead? Prepare for the fact that he'll now only kiss yours. You showed him something unexpected he enjoyed, maybe because it was you who initiated it. There's something strange about this kind of kiss, it made him feel like he is so important to you, to the point that even his forehead you found kissable.

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⋆⋅☆Azul:

Freezes when you do it, needing a few minutes to process before realizing he really liked it and wants you to do it again. He'll literally make you sit on his lap for easier access. Now you can't go anywhere unless he feels satisfied with your kisses.

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⋆⋅☆Jade:

Climbs a ladder Oh, a kiss on his forehead? He'll tease you about it endlessly. You'll never live down this moment; even at the altar when the two of you are getting married, he'll bring up the forehead kiss because you just couldn't get him out of your head. Kiss him again, he liked it, turn the tables against him and kiss him until he's so embarrassed he needs to cover his face.

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⋆⋅☆Floyd:

Climbs a ladder again. Depends on his mood. If he's in a good mood, he'll squish you until he's bored, and there's no escape. If he's in a bad mood, he won't pay much attention, but when he feels better, he'll come find you. It doesn’t matter if you are in class, talking with people or studying, he'll make you kiss his forehead again.

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⋆⋅☆Kalim:

Yes! Do it again. He smiled so brightly after you kissed his forehead that you were blinded. He loves any kind of kisses or touches you give him. He'll kiss your forehead in front of everyone next time; it's your new greeting. You pass by him? Forehead kiss. Jamil literally has to leave the room before he gets sick.

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⋆⋅☆Jamil:

Oh no. Did. you. just. kiss. his. forehead? In denial. Can't believe it. He hides his face, unable to show he's embarrassed. Kiss his forehead again, and he'll just hug you to make you stop. At least this way, you can't see his face. After some months he will kiss your forehead out of nowhere, it took him all that time to gather the courage.

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⋆⋅☆Silver:

Oh, he loves it. Every time you kiss his forehead, he'll return the gesture. It turns into a contest until he falls asleep or Sebek barges in, yelling about your indecent actions. He enjoys when you play with his hair, resting his head on your lap, and receiving forehead kisses, it makes him feel warm inside.

[sicklyeel]

boyfies wearing matching outfits :3

[ranpd]

HERE IT IS GIRLIES. THE RESULT OF SEVERE MENTAL ILLNESS. TRANS DYSPHORIA FLOYD LEECH FIC WHERE I PROJECT LIKE AN IMAX. OCTOTRIO T4T4T (NOT TWEELCEST). HERE U GO. IM INSANE. GOODBYE.