#incorrect shuri

[i-a-q]

T’Challa: You’ve reorganized my entire wardrobe?

Shuri: *shrugging* You needed an upgrade. Trust me, you’ll thank me later.

T’Challa: I liked my old clothes…

Shuri: No, you didn’t.

[1luna1lovegood1]

steve, checking on shuri and peter before a fight: are you ready, kids?

shuri & peter: aye aye captain!

clint: i cant hear you

shuri & peter: AYE AYE CAPTAIN

steve, looking up: did You keep me alive a hundred years for this

clint: but i really cant hear you

clint: i forgot where i left my hearing aids

[gfmaximoff]

Y/N: I don’t even flirt that much.

Yelena: Oh really? *stands up* Raise your hands if you think you’re dating Y/N.

Natasha: *raises hand*

Wanda: *raises hand*

Shuri: *raises hand*

Kate: *raises hand*

Yelena, side eyeing violently: Kate Bishop, what was that?

[itzsephig5]

Shuri: You need a hobby. Bucky: I have a hobby! Shuri: Fawning over Sam isn’t a hobby.

[fandomnerd9602]

Y/N Stark tries flirting with Shuri…

Y/N: come on I’m the kid of a billionaire, surely that counts for something

Shuri: yes…that makes you among the poorest in Wakanda, outlander

Y/N:

Shuri: you are lucky you are cute

Shuri kisses their cheek…

[thewrittenpodcast]

Harley: I HATE YOU

Peter: then next time don't steal my monopoly!

Ned: Harley, give Peter his 200 dollars, you landed on his property

Harley: no

Harley: he's in JAIL

Harley: I'm not giving money to a CRIMINAL

Peter: THATS NOT HOW YOU PLAY

Shuri, tired of this: Harley, why are you screaming

MJ: shut the fuck up Shuri, you don't get to talk after stealing my last railroad

Harley: I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN

Peter: ME TOO YOU THINK I WANTED THIS

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Shuri: Remember, if you die in the simulation—

Scott: Yeah, yeah, I know, if you die in the simulation you die in real life.

Shuri: What? No! You need to reset the simulation with the terminal! What is WRONG with you?!

[chaxan08]

Tony: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!

T'Challa: *helps Shuri onto the counter*

Natasha and Yelena: *they help each other up onto the table*

Loki: *pushes Thor off the sofa*

Tony, to Steve: As you can see, there are three types of siblings.

Actually, I think Natasha and Yelena could perfectly be any of the three.

[hearts-4buck]

Marvel + incorrect pictures (mostly young avengers)

[regaliasonata]

Shuri: Thank you for doing this podcast, Steve.

Steve: No problem, I love giving back to the people.

Shuri: First question on our agenda, can you twerk?

Steve: I'm sorry wha-

Yelena: Answer the question, do you be in the club throwing that ass back on the dance floor like a bag of ice!

Sam: Hold on, this is a valid question. The public needs to know.

Steve: I'm not-

Bucky: He does a little more that~

Steve:

[prkrknr]

*over text*

harley: been loving some clit lately

shuri: ik your gay ass is lying

harley: name one classical literature book shuri.

shuri: why the fuck are you shortening classical literature to clit

[incorrect-marvel-because-why-not]

Bucky arrives in Wakanda

Bucky: If I say yes am I joining a cult? Shuri: Possibly. Bucky: I’m in.

[lukas-dusk]

Tony : This food is too hot... I cant eat it!

T'challa : You’re very hot, and I still eat you. *wink*

Everyone at the table: *silence*

Shuri : YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING!

Peter crying : One dinner... I just want ONE DINNER!

[itzsephig5]

Bucky: Oh, fiddlesticks. Shuri: Look, I understand this is a tense situation, but let's watch the fucking language.

[onpluton]

T’Challa: I can do one of two things. I can be King of Wakanda or I can control Shuri in the lab. I cannot possibly do both.

Bucky: . . . Are you quoting Theodore Roosevelt?

T’Challa: listen, i cannot help you with whatever Shuri decides to do to your arm

[fandomnerd9602]

Y/N, dressed in the Gold Jaguar outfit, rescues Shuri…

Shuri: thank you, baby

Y/N: my queen, you can thank me with a cuddle session later (winks)

Okoye: what? How?

Shuri: Y/N’s my superhero lover

Okoye: and you were going to tell us when? After you got married?

Y/N: do you want to be the maid of honor?

Okoye: y-yes please

For @konstantin609