#incorrect thoughts

[thetangycheesemanwithaplan]

911 + Text Posts pt117/?

[hiredassault]

au suicide squad pizzeria. its christmas. flag is the receptionist in tux, harley is waitress chewing bubblegum, floyd making pizzas bc he has a big moustache, tatsu chopping slicing bc her katanas sharp af, croc is decorator bc he is tall & can place the star on top of christmas tree, digger is the stand up comedian with mic making dumb australian jokes.

[napunk-history]

The Subhumans

Incorrect Thoughts (1980)

[pokespefangirl]

Sapphire: I be so mad I just wanna kiss people sometimes!

Emerald: you say "people" like Ruby's not the only person you do that with

Sapphire:

Sapphire: why ya making me out to be some typa virgin?!!

Emerald: bcs that's what you are!!

[xbalayage]

Okay okay, I still have a theory that Azel is Emidio. And it's probably completely wrong. I'm going to live in my delusions that Emidio, after the allegations he put on Silvio, suddenly disappeared and we don't really hear much more about him. He's a prince, you'd think we'd hear or know more. I think he ran and betrayed his country, leaving to another, Tanzanite, which is known for divinations and illusions, a country that's very religious and follows the word of their God. What if, Emidio killed the original prince of Tanzanite and took his place, stating it was in God's will to do so, changed his name, changed how he looks and is now running the country with revenge in mind.

Hella spitballing, probably completely wrong. But I see similarities.

[demonicsuffrage]

Bruce dropped out of medical school and as much as he tries to hide it, his kids all find out. Ofcourse they never let him live it down after that

Emo 21-year-old Bruce: You're not my father, Alfred!

Alfred: Quite right. I have a medical degree, and you don't.

Bruce:

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Dick: Hey I'm dropping out of Gotham University

Bruce: What? You're quitting college halfway?! Unacceptable, you cannot just give up on your engineering degree-

Dick: I did not just hear the failed doctor say that

Bruce:

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Bruce, fuming: You left my side tonight to go and gallivant around with harley quinn? A villain?

Steph: So what if she's a villain, Bruce? Atleast the villain has a doctorate.

Bruce:

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Bruce, bandaging Duke's wound because Alfred was busy: There, all done

Duke: Woah, didn't expect that from a college dropout

Bruce:

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Bruce: Stop ignoring my orders in the field! You need to listen, I have more experience-

Jason, as red hood, with his PhD in English: Which one of us actually has a Dr in front of their name?

Bruce:

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Tim: So I'm dropping out of high school

Bruce: You too?! First Dick and now you?!

Tim: No, first it was you, then Dick, and now me

Bruce:

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Bruce: Damian, your recent report card indicates you're falling behind in Biology

Damian: Tt. Must run in the family, then.

Bruce:

[fanaticalthings]

Bruce Wayne except he texts like an ominous boomer

wdym you can't tell if he's threatening them?

Based on this post by @mysterycitrus :)

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Bonus:

Happy birthday, Tim 🥰

[ashenquill]

[Tim and Jason watching Dick as he fakes his death for a mission]

Tim: Man, he really is peak pretty boy

Jason: Right? Like, stop serving while you’re dying. It’s disrespectful.

Tim: For real, like, at least YOU had your priorities straight.

Jason: Exactly, I—

Jason:

Jason: Now hold up just a second—

Tim: I mean, you looked like shit when you died

Jason: THE FUCK, TIM????

[arrowmaker15]

Dick: Hey, Tim, your birthday is coming up, do you want anything?

Tim: Actually-

Jason, munching on a sandwich: Nah, that motherfucker was born by C-section. It's not his birthday, it's his release date.

Steph and Babs: *shoots water out their noses*

Bruce: JASON!

[sunburstsandmoonshadows]

el chupacabra believes in you too!

based on this tumblr chain:

[soulsforsales]

Imagine Jason Todd and you attending a friend’s party.

You’re laughing, making small talks, looking fire in your fit and Jason; all 6’4 of muscles, scars, and tattoos of him, is just standing beside you with a scowl and looking like he’ll shoot anyone who even breathes wrong. (He’s just terrifying like that.)

And his expression only softens when he looks down at you and his hand doesn’t leave your waist—not once.

I just know people mistake Jason for that kind of toxic, overly possessive, controlling boyfriend because he looks like it.

When in reality, he’s just a big ass puppy who cries when you’re mad, holds you like you’re sacred, cooks for you, pouts when you say no to cuddles, and gets anxious in gatherings if you’re not with him.

And I think that’s everything.

[hexbaiting]

⋆⁺₊⋆ ⋆⁺₊⋆my beautiful princess with a disorder.⋆⁺₊⋆ ⋆⁺₊⋆

[artsymeeshee]

[outtamynoggin]

Dick's commitment issues (?)

Jason: You have the worst commitment issues I’ve ever seen.

Dick: Excuse me?! I don’t have commitment issues... I commit to everything. Jobs? Had like six. Identities? I’m legally at least four different people. Trauma responses? Baby bro, I’ve been loyal to mine since I was eight.

Jason: …That is deeply unsettling.

Tim: *muttering* At this point even the Joker has a stabler identity.

[reineydraws]

this is a scene from opla s2, black leg gazpacho told me himself!!!

src by @op-trash-blog-of-hell

[anothertimdrakestan]

bruce calls all of them his sons,

dick calls them his brothers,

tim calls them his team,

damian calls them his sidekicks,

jason doesn't call, he's just always there when they need him.