#ironman and spiderman

[revengewitch]

And how did you make Peter sacrificing himself instead of Tony canon in Lucifer-verse??? 💀💀💀

[animentality]

[frenchublog]

earth- 199 99?

[marvel-lous-guy]

Tony: what the hell were you thinking!?

Peter: Obviously I was thinking I would get away with it and wouldn't have to explain myself!

[minimarvelh]

Clint: let me get this straight, you met this kid and immediately adopted him?!

Tony: what a nonsense!! At first I was his boss and after THAT I adopted him.

[iaminevitable012]

Peter: what happens when a car burns

Tony: what

Peter: it release car-burn (carbon) dioxide

Tony:

Peter:

Tony:

Peter: i'm so funny

[jonasdirection101]

Peter: “I’m gonna be just like you!”

Tony, panicking: “No, no, no, no. May is gonna kill me. No, no, no. That’s a bad idea. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.”

[irondad3000]

*The Avengers sitting around the living room*

Clint: let's play Two Truths One Lie

Natasha: yeah i've heard of that one.

Peter: oh i'll go first!

Peter: i'm small, my eyes are green, and a whole building once fell on me and i almost died!

Tony: that's the right idea kiddo but it's gotta be a bit more challenging for everybod-

Pepper: his eyes are brown.

Tony: ....

Tony: a building wHAT

[respect-the-hyphen]

mr stark and mr america

[floilee]

(Kate, Peter and Yelena leaving together)

Natasha: Should I worry?

Yelena: No.

Clint: Should I worry?

Kate: No.

Tony: Should I worry? Please, say no.

Peter: If we don’t come back, avenge our deaths

Tony: That’s a no for me.

[revengewitch]

Chapters: 7/? Fandom: Marvel, Marvel (Comics), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Iron Man (Movies) Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Peter Parker & Tony Stark, May Parker (Spider-Man) & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & James "Rhodey" Rhodes Characters: Tony Stark, Peter Parker, May Parker (Spider-Man), James "Rhodey" Rhodes Additional Tags: Dark Tony Stark, Protective Tony Stark, Manipulation, Peter Parker Whump, Tony Stark Has Issues, Emotional/Psychological Abuse, Dark, Trauma, Psychological Trauma, Tony Stark Acting as Peter Parker's Parental Figure, Blood and Violence, Alternate Universe, dark!Irondad, Protective James "Rhodey" Rhodes, Non-Consensual Drug Use, Panic Attacks Summary:

One day, Mr.Stark starts acting strange. Peter doesn't think anything of it, the man was peculiar to begin with. But as days pass, he starts acting weirder and behaves in a rather questionable manner. Everyone notices and they try to put the puzzle pieces together bit by bit.

Mr. Stark does nothing but hinder this process. Eventually, Peter realizes that they've been trying to complete the wrong puzzle set all along and all the pieces proceed to draw a very different conclusion.

--A dark Irondad story to satisfy our darker side

[ladyyystark]

Irondad fic writers only know two genres:

Fluff, found family, wholesome, protective Tony, fix-it, not endgame compliant, Tony lives.

And then:

Heavy angst, major character death, hurt Peter, they all need a hug but never get one, orphan Peter, sad ending, hurt no comfort.

[frenchublog]

Hey Oh let's go

[marvel-lous-guy]

Tony: people are like math

Peter: how?

Tony: some people seem complicated at first, but if you spend time with them and are patient, you'll get to see who they really are and it's not really that complicated

Peter: ...huh, thats cool i guess

Bucky: ...I hate math

Peter: I like Buckys version better

[minimarvelh]

Clint, entering the living room and sitting next to Tony on the couch: very random question and unrelated to anything about me, but..have you ever just looked at someone and wanted to adopt them?

Tony, trying to make the most nonchalant face the world has ever seen, while trying to hide sleeping spider on his laps with a huge blanket: eh no? you’re weird.

[ex1ra-1erres1ial]

Tony, talking to the Avengers : ok, listen here you useless little shits

Tony : Not you Peter, you're an angel on earth and we're glad to have you