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ugartecoco · 3 months ago

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btw im still losing my mind about this

#like wtf wtf WTF #reminds me of that one hannibal and will pic #whoever put 'self-cest' in the tags of the gif post i did chuckle

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a-queer-query · 1 month ago

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Ah yes, the joys of having a phone for two years (the model itself is about 3 or 4) and the fucking charge port won't work properly

#i have tried several charging blocks and cables and outlets and ive left it #and it charges maybe 1%#and has decided that it wants almost two days to charge fully!#if it realises it's connected to anythin at all #christ in hell.#I bought a new cable in hopes it would fix the problem and Im mad about that too #bc the cheapest usb-c cable in walmart was 15 bucks #like wtf wtf wtf #most are priced at 20+ but THEY AINT WORTH THAT MUCH #idk man im just tired #alers random thots

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maidofmetal · 8 months ago

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I hate being disabled so goddamn much. I feel like a child but I also don't even feel lIke a fucking person. I hate this shit n I'm so fuckkng miserable wtf

#metal speaks #metal screams #crying at physical therapy again lol #lol #internalized abelism #like wtf wtf wtf #genuinely WTF WTF WTF WTF #ima choke

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nwjws · 2 years ago

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WHY IS LEEHAN SO PRETTY

#: ̗̀➛ mi's thoughts #like wtf wtf wtf #he's so fine #what happened in 2004 #why are all the 2004 idols so gorgeous #why is every 04 so damn pretty #“2004 is the year of the monkey” ITS ALSO THE YEAR OF THE STUNNING??#leehan the 5th gen prince fr

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ynbabe · 5 months ago

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Why doesn’t the bigger orange simply not eat the smaller orange

No ones taking him from you bro, relax

#bro cause like why is Oscar so buff but landos just so much bigger #like wtf wtf wtf #like yeah let me just cage my teammate to the wall #because that’s a normal and heterosexual thing to do #lando norris #oscar piastri

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nightwingsgypsyrep · 25 days ago

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*taps microphone* is this thing on? Okay…

🎤 THIS IS A REMINDER THAT ALL OF THE ROBINS ARE SMART, GENIUSES IN FACT. THEY ARE IN A FAMILY OF DETECTIVES. THATS LIKE THEIR WHOLE THING. ALL OF THE ROBINS (AND THE REST OF THE BATFAM TOO) ARE CLEVER, STRATEGIC, AND CAPABLE, NOT JUST TIM. (No hate to my boy Tim, though. I love Tim.) YES, EVEN THAT ONE. Thank you. 🎤

#brought to you by my hatred of: the himbofication of Dick Grayson #also the weird fanon thing where Jason is a rash idiotic street brawler like he didn’t take over the drug trade in a night?#and all of the strategy of how he killed his teachers in lost days and got around the Batmobile defences and stopped a terror attack #and the whole thing about Damian being a feral little attack dog like wtf???#and then my poor girl Steph like she’s not keeping up with the rest of them working with babs etc #anyway enjoy my rant #batman #dc comics #batfam #dick grayson #nightwing #dc robin #jason todd #red hood #Tim drake #red robin #Damian Wayne #Stephanie brown #dc spoiler

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luvvsbian · 10 months ago

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not a day goes by that i do not think about the sims 3’s disgusting moodlet icons

#to be clear. i love them very much. but wtf are like half of these #em rambles #sims #eta: the amount of discord servers that have been RUINED as a result of this post <3

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definitelysome1 · 1 month ago

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Tim (with a sigh): it’s my birthday today…

Jason: yeah, I know. I put a gift on your dining table this morning

Tim: ?!??!!??????!?

Jason: why the fuck do you look so confused?

Tim: no one has remembered my birthday since I was seven. I don’t even tell people my birthday anymore because they aren’t going to remember anyway

Jason: ?!!?!???!???

Jason: what the actual fuck

Tim: what?

Jason: not even goldie?? Or cas? Or Steph???

Tim: oh. Well, Dick always gets the date wrong and Steph never asked. I assume it’s because she thinks I don’t want to celebrate because no one ever tries to.

Jason: and Cas?

Tim: I think she knows, but she’s always been away on my birthday

Jason: what about your team? The speedster and the supers? Don’t they remember???

Tim: I’ve never told them

Jason: I-

Jason: did Bruce ever officially adopt you, or are you still emancipated?

Tim: he was going to, but then he disappeared and we never talked about it again, why?

Jason: I’m adopting you and then we’ll celebrate 10 birthdays to make up for the ones you’ve missed.

Tim:???!??!???

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batsandbirdsandothers · 1 month ago

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hi love your ghost!jason au its so creative but I would wonder how alive!jason would react to finding out about dicks hallucinations

ANSWER: tsundere!jason (aka Jason trying to respect dick’s independence/space but also freaking out)

Dick’s hallucination btw

#jason trying it play it cool #but panicking in the inside #cuz his bro is hallucinating? him? wtf??#timeline is around pre or/and during utrh #dick: greetings first! and then maybe fight?#lil jay and big jay don’t really like each other #dick grayson #jason todd #nightwing #red hood #batman #dc comics #ghost!jason #my art

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ryan-sometimes · 5 months ago

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I am starting to miss 2016 woke in some ways. Girlboss era I’m sorry I ever mocked you…

#wtf has been happening lately #why is conservatism making a return like why are so many men becoming more misogynistic in a very dangerous way #seriously it feels like I’m going insane

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batcavescolony · 1 year ago

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Katniss is such an unreliable narrator. She says "Then something unexpected happens. At least, I don't expect it because I don't think of District 12 as a place that cares about me" girl you deliver strawberries to the Mayor, you hunt and trade for the district, when you fell at Prim being chosen someone caught you, when you went to Prim people parted for you, when you volunteered EVERYONE stopped. Idk how to tell you but I think you're a pillar of the community.

#katniss everdeen #the hunger games trilogy #the hunger games #primrose everdeen #hunger games #batcavescolony reads the hunger games #suzanne collins #'now it seems i have become someone precious' NOW? GIRL BFFR you're their hunter girl #and this isn't negative just bffr girl #your WHOLE DISTRICT did the three finger salute that you yourself says means admiration thanks and goodbye to someone you love and on top is #old a rarely used. your WHOLE DISTRICT decided in that moment that they needed to bring back this sign of respect for YOU #...................................................................#idk why some people are thinking i mean this as negative i don't she is unreliable but its not intentional. like when Peeta heart stoped in #CF she doesn't know what Finnick is doing at first cus she doesn't know off the top of her head what cpr is. she also thinks Peeta after the #reaping is acting for the cameras. he isnt we dind out later his mom basically told him Katniss was gonna win and he would die. obviously #shes not doing it on purpose shes just for lack of better words uneducated? as in she doesn't know everything shes not omnipotent #so when Plutarch (? second games guy) shows her his mokingjay hiden watch shes like *wtf that's weird?* then the people traveling to #district 13 show her the mockingjay cookie and explains it and she then goes on the difference between his watch and their cookie #and why does eveyone act as if district 12 is as bad as the capital? they CANT help Katniss and Prim in the way you want. they cant give #them food. none of them have any! and im not putting iton Katniss but they hid they needed food so they could stay together. it sounds like #some of you are in this our world mentally of what people do after a loved one dies (brings food constantly checks on them etc) district 12 #cant do that. they dont have food and they're all suffering. you cant give someone food when you have none to give. then theirs the fact #that peeta DID help. Peeta buring the bread and tossing some to her then taking a beating from his mom is a HUGE thing in the books.#he used his resources to help her like you all said someone should.#district 12 DID (rip) care about Katniss before the hunger games. why do you think she was allowed to hunt? or how her trades were good #these are the little ways 12 can shows Katniss they love her. but again Katniss doesn't see this and YES its because she had ptsd before the #hunger games as well. i swear some of you make it seem like d12 was all living a life of luxury and glaring down at Katniss.#other things that show Katniss is in hight standing with at least her people of d12 is her dad was known enough through d12 for peeta dad to #comment on his singing along with his commenting on her mom. also her mom is a healer in the community. yeah her parents arnt the top but #of d12 but they are/were definitely high staning in the Seam.

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luminesick · 1 month ago

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Damian, with red puffy eyes: You too?

Tim, with red puffy eyes: *raises a brow* Yes?

Damian has severe pollen allergies. Tim was high.

#PLEASE LORD TAKE THESE ALLERGIES AWAY FROM ME #anyway tim asks damian to smoke later and hes like wtf #(he does it anyway tho)#or maybe not idk if i like stoner dami or anti all substances dami #damian wayne #dc robin #robin #red robin #red robin dc #tim drake #timothy drake #damian al ghul #batman #batfamily #dc comics #allergies

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fernsnailz · 1 month ago

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hi shadow

#it's been like forever since i've drawn shadow wtf. left my king abandoned on the side of the road #fern's sketchbook #sth #shadow the hedgehog

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dickgraysonmybeloved · 5 months ago

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Bruce, High on pain killers: I hate to tell you this, but one of you is adopted

The Batfam: …

Dick: .. only one?

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isagaiia · 6 months ago

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jayce is so greedy smh

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alex-strike-is-transgender · 8 months ago

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I think people should be allowed to sleep in the same bed in a non sexual and non romantic way. I think cuddles can happen non sexually and non romantically. I think most acts of affection are non sexual and non romantic until you make it sexual or romantic (other than the obvious things like actual sex is sexual)

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