#marauders Slytherins

[marauder-kitty-kat]

[wafflinglumos]

One of the worst things this fandom has done is name the marauders era Slytherins, the “Slytherin Skittles” like please let’s be serious(Sirius haha)

[padfoot-lupin77]

Based on a real conversation from my English class

Mcgonagall: what does this sentence mean: the moral of this story is that persuasion is better than force

Barty: *whispering* I disagree

Pandora: it means that if you want someone to do something, you should convince them to do it for their own good rather than force them

Regulus: so, manipulate them?

Mcgonagall: I-

Dorcas: yes. yes, persuasion is subconscious manipulation

Mcgonagall: I- You know what? You have a point!!

[doodlemcjazzhands]

"I know I will be long dead before you read this..."

[the-sun-is-also-a-star]

me, reading my own incomplete writing : *gasp* and then what happened?

[incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes]

Evan: I love you, I really do, but we can't date Barty: What? Why? Evan: Because what happens if we break up? Barty: ... Barty: ! Barty: Who gets Regulus in the divorce?! Evan: Exactly!

[del-stars]

we do not make enough of the COMEDY it is that james is a fucking deer. like sirius being a dog and peter being a rat are obv tied to their characters but a deer is SO random. and i do not see it in fics enough. take the padfoot tropes and give them to prongs. students baffled because there was a deer walking around the dungeons? remus walking into the dorm and nearly shitting himself because there’s a deer sitting upright in james’ bed. whenever james is in a sticky situation he just goes deer mode and prances away

[norry-yippee]

Sometimes I forget that people in the marauders fandom aren’t just silly teenage girls, like wdym your husband proof read this fic for you?!?!?!?!?

[actually-mentally-ill]

when im being asked a question, but i was busy daydreaming about __ x y/n

[rosieevan]

At Jily's wedding:

Church: If anyone objects to this union, speak now or forever hold your peace.

Evan: LILY.

*Regulus and Dorcas trying to hold Evan back while Barty is laughing*

Lily: For the last time, Evan, I understand you want to be called Evan Evans. But that is not a valid reason to interrupt my wedding!!!

Evan : BUT THINK ABOUT IT.

[arkieve]

i love the idea that the skittles had their own adventures at hogwarts that were more chaotic than the marauders' but they're lowkey about it. like oh, you guys were the ones who put that giant squid in the lake? cool. barty is currently possessed by a 16th century demon pandora accidentally released. it hasn't done anything yet and he seems fine and we're late to potions so we'll deal with that when he starts levitating while speaking in a dead language.

[marauder-kitty-kat]

[not-rab]

this with jily BUT james ends up falling in love with the therapist (*cough* regulus)

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Regulus: I’ll kill you

James: You want to fuck me sooo bad

Regulus:*pulls out a knife*

James:

[whysosiriushuh]

Peter: *Can't complete his assignment*: guess I'll just kill myself

Regulus: There's bleach in the bathroom

Remus: And a rope in my trunk in case it doesn't work

James and the rest of the gryffindors....

Evan: Stop being a coward jump off the astronomy tower

Barty: Do a flip!!

Sirius: WhY aRe YOU in THe GryFfinDor CoMmon ROoM!?!?

[pxrty-crxsher]

Sirius: So how did you guys get together?

Barty: He was watching me, like a stalker.

Evan: Everyday, for a straight month.

Barty: Gay month you mean?

Remus: …

Sirius: Anyways.. what I mean is, what happened that made you think, ‘oh I want him as my boyfriend’ ?

Barty: He was stalking me and I thought it was hot.