#menaces! they swear!

[lurafita]

Malec Bingo

The others regularly play Malec Bingo.

'Magnus makes Alec flustered'

'Alec uses innuendo'

'They are eye-fucking during a downworld cabinet meeting'

'Magnus uses a term of endearment for Alec'

'Alec makes Magnus talk about magical theory to stare at him like Magnus having a geek-out is the most adorable thing to ever happen'

Etc.

It takes Alec and Magnus a surprisingly long time to figure out why the people around them randomly yell out "Bingo!"

[idiotdriftinginspace]

Summer Transformers ONE meme doodles

the movie isn't even out and i'm already making memes - nice :)

Part 2 Part 3

og photo under cut:

and the Prowl one as a little bonus (also i totally just didn't get another burst of inspiration while working on the 1st doodle nooo...)

The idea o Prowl - a police bot - chasing after grinning Orion with The FInger was to good of an idea to pass XD

if i don't get the midle finger scene in the movie i will combust and come with a pitch fork at whoever is responisible for such change/j

hasbro please give us Orion as a menace to the society, -THE POTENCIAL IS THERE- and i absolutley love these types of concepts

WICH IS WHY I ALREADY LOVE THE FACT THAT ORION AND D-16 ARE BOTH MINERS

[krysmcscience]

Saw this post and couldn't resist because,

1.) @tesscourtes' human!Bill is a lil cutie-patootie menace that I very badly wanted to draw, and,

2.) I have a - M I G H T Y - N E E D - for any version of human!Bill to find any way he possibly can to annoy Ford a whole lot :D

Also, 3.) I like to headcanon that Bill's knowledge in The Sciences is mostly limited to 'Ways I Can Make A Really Cool Doomsday Portal', and everything else he knows is just a slapdash mix of the stuff he remembers from whatever schooling he went through on Euclydia, a whole awful lot of lucky guesses (which he WILL gaslight you about if you tell him he's wrong), and - naturally - conning all the rest of the answers he needs out of any more educated saps who are unfortunate enough to be around him at the time (answers which he will then proceed to take credit for), so as far as I'm concerned, this "outfit" is perfect for him.

Ignore the shitty backgrounds, I am sick to death of doing backgrounds, I just want to draw goofy shenanigans, okay???

[lavb-b]

More SS Link + Zelink <33

[cerise-on-top]

Heyyy! And could you write ghost and price with a chubby reader? :))

Hey there! Of course I can :-)

Price and Ghost with a Chubby!Reader

Price: It genuinely does not matter to Price whether you’re chubby or not. However, if you are chubby, then you better believe this man will not leave you alone. He loves you so dearly, he just wants to be with you whenever he can. And if you’re chubby? Oh, he’s never letting you go. He’s gonna hold onto you like a koala because you’re honestly just so precious. Will put his head on your tummy and use it as a pillow. This is an incentive for you to run your fingers through his hair so he may snooze for a little bit. If anyone ever dared to make fun of you for your size then he will throw hands. He’s a captain, he demands respect wherever he goes, so naturally the same goes for you as his partner. That fucker will end up with a broken nose, if not with a few broken ribs as well. And when you’re home? He’s gonna make you a nice and lovely meal. I feel as though once he’s gotten a taste of your chubby self he would become someone who genuinely likes chubby people. They’re just really soft for holding, you know? What’s better than putting your weary head on the lovely and soft thighs of your partner? Besides, he’d probably take the “if you have thick thighs you can fit more kittens on top of them” post to heart and might put a few kittens on top of you to see how many you can fit. Overall, he has heart eyes whenever you walk by. You’re beautiful, gorgeous, showstopping, and he’s gonna show you that he genuinely thinks that way about you. Besides, he’s kinda chubby too. So, you know, solidarity and all. However, he will blush if you ask to see his tummy. He won’t say no, but he’ll be embarrassed.

Ghost: Another man who thinks he doesn’t care about your size, but in reality he loves chubby people. He’s a big, rough, and rugged man, so would he really complain about his partner being soft? Do you really think he would? Like Price, he also has some chub around his tum. A healthy amount that makes him cute as a button, for a man his size, that is. He’d love to pick you up and throw you onto the bed or couch just to hold onto you. He’s probably gonna learn how to become an even better cook just to be able to cook you nice meals and keep you nice and fed. It’s his way of saying “You’re so fucking gorgeous, I love you, please never change”. And if it comes from Ghost you know it’s genuine. If anyone ever hurts you then he’s going to plan their murder in his head the second those insults leave their mouth. You’d need to hold him back so he doesn’t just kill that asshole. When you get home you can count on him being all over you, kissing you oh so gently everywhere you let him. He’s gonna do everything he can to make you feel like the royalty you actually are. You’re precious, you’re wonderful, he loves you. All those things are final. Besides, no one would ever dare to make fun of him for having some chub, right? So why would they make fun of you? Ghost usually isn’t a man of many words, but he’ll say whatever comes to mind to help you feel better. Overall, I kind of feel as though you’d help him feel better about himself as well. He’s not self conscious about his tummy per se, but you being chubby yourself, and him being so attracted to you and loving you this much, makes him feel better about himself.

[raccoonomicon]

Stupid little doodles that I made into a sort of comic I guess?

I've been thinking about Jedi Maul for an insane amount of time.

[gothamundernightlight]

Incorrect Batfam Quotes

Jason: Tim, what the f*** is this?

Tim: It’s a quiz I made. Take it.

Jason: The question reads, how many times has Jason sworn today?

Jason: Option A) A lot

Jason: Option B) 6189 times

Jason: Option C) None

Jason: What if I just swear before I answer and make option B wrong?

Tim: …

Jason: F*** it!

Jason: *presses B

The Quiz: Option B) 6190 times is correct!

Tim: I saw that coming.

[aroace-menace]

The “love is what makes us human” logic is so goofy cause first of all, we know other animals love, but also??? Would you use that logic for any other species??? Like “yeah sniffing butts is what makes them dogs.” “Oh my god that golden retriever doesn’t sniff butts??? It’s obviously not a dog then!” Dude. I am a human because both of my biological parents are humans and that’s how genetics works. Leave me alone.

[thestaroffeanor]

King of Nargothrond, Finrod Felagund

Or the unfortunate boy that earned himself a very stupid nickname with me during the process of this portrait... thing xD

I'm so sorry, he's actually pretty badass, but that didn't stop my sleep deprived mind

[mintygreencake]

Early bittersweet basically: DARLINGGGGG GUESS WHO'S BACK FROM JAILLLL 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ -Seth

[zomboivex]

Bat harassment is not okay, folks.

[royalarchivist]

JVNQ: In Brazil, Pac is known by "Gostoso" (sexy guy).

Pac: Mentira- that's a lie! Don't- don't worry- don't hear him, don't hear him.

Gumi: [Laughs]

JVNQ: I call Pac "Gostoso" all the time.

Pac: Guys, I'm leaving, bye! [He logs off the server]

[humbuns]

they just make me feel *explosion noise*

[thecaptainstevie]

So @intotheelliwoods there's more.

May he regret adopting them? Perhaps. He still loves em tho. Probably.

Continuation of this. Next part is here.

[r-aindr0p]

Resting my mind a bit from finding ideas and bigger works I have in progress, only lil’ messy sketches today

Brain empty Rollo only

Lowkey tempted to make the croissant a squeaky toy, the anger managing croissant….

[thelostgirl21]

Radovid experiencing all 3 stages of fanboying within literally the first 1 minute and 59 seconds of laying eyes on Jaskier.