#mlm funny

[slyeet]

men

[just-achillean-thoughts]

When he takes off his shirt but then he welcomes you to chilli's

[your-gay-grandma]

we all must get weirder and more queer. i am completely serious and genuine and this is urgent. please get weirder and gayer now. if you see me acting weird and gay mind your business a little bit.

[vampire-hickeys]

wdym u don’t like missionary. we can kiss AND hold hands while fucking. do u even believe in love???

[shyjusticewarrior]

Jason: Has Bernard always looked at you like that, and if so how did you think he was straight?

Tim, to Steph: Stop telling Jason things.

Steph, ignoring Tim: I took Tim's gaydar cause he's not worthy.

[desperatehoney]

Damn the trans agenda is real I am now a slutty tboy dog😔the conservatives were right…

[lotus-pear]

rewatched bsd w my friend seeing it for the first time and the nostalgia of seeing these two together again hit me like a bus

[m4ngymutt]

t4t? no. d4d (dog4dog <3)

MLM / NBLM ONLY !

[copepods]

yeah i’m mlm. Missing L’ Manberg

[samreich]

i’d like to buy a rip-off

[paranoidepeche]

the masculine urge to go completely insane when people interrupt your lunch break with your best (boy)friend

[your-gay-grandma]

hey queer people,

there is nothing unnatural, wrong, predatory or unlawful about your attraction. your love is safe, beautiful, natural, normal and healthy.

there are various taboos when approaching queer love and attraction. a lot of this is because we don’t learn or talk about it enough growing up, or because the messages we do hear are negative.

part of it is also that we have an extra layer of fear in confessing our attraction that it could realistically not be reciprocated because the other person might not also experience queer attraction.

none of these things make you wrong and i hope you always carry that truth somewhere in your heart.

gay love and attraction is so cool and i will normalise it by being gay every day!

[collaredkittyboy]

Tips for getting a bf:

1. Bite boys more. Boys love to feel like prey, its the same as camping. And it's a cute way to show affection.

2. Let boys feed you by hand. When a boy plays the mommy bird and puts little treats into your mouth it activates his maternal instincts and makes him form attachments to you.

3. Let boys play with your hair. Boys love to bury their face in hair and play with it because it reminds them of the nest they hatched in.

4. Play with boys' hair. Preening boys nurtures pack bonds and leaves their coats shiny, and it's a relaxing experience.

5. Manhandle the boys. Boys love feeling like a fragile little limp bird caught in the mouth of a violent predator. Expressions of your strength will also encourage him to see you as a viable mate.

6. Feed the boy. Boys love little treats and drinks, it's their main food source. Boys are natural scavengers, similar to crows following wolves to eat their leftovers.

7. Give boys your clothes to wear. Not only is it a means of protection for the fragile boys similar to a hermit crab, it also allows them to become used to your scent and become less skittish in your company.

8. Let boys put you on a leash. It's their natural instinct to give cute things collars and leashes, so a boy wanting to pull you around on a leash is a sign of attraction.

9. Let boys use you as a heat source. Boys are naturally frail and not fit to survive in most climates, that's why they require your tummy and neck as places to warm their hands.

10. Give them plenty of rest. Boys are notoriously eepy and will need to sleep very often, and often on top of you. While stuffies can make temporary substitutes, for long term happiness a boy will need to cuddle with you for comfort.

[shyjusticewarrior]

Mission accomplished 🎉

[needycatboy]

wishing everyone a wonderful evening of being asked to take a hit and another hit and another and also them shotgunning you with a kiss and being so high and soft and comfy while they kiss your neck and tell you they're going to take care of you now and to turn your brain off 💕

[lemonhitsu]

«I wanna hold you in my arms tonight For your love, I'll do whatever you want»

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