#mod incorrect quotes

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Artificer: Ah, the Scientific Method. Step One: Fuck around. Step Two: Find out. Step Three: Record your results. Step Four: Confirm, or fuck around again.

[chaoticace2005]

(Here we have three very different types of lurkers: the one who forgets their in the server, the one who reads all the messages but doesn’t say much but when they do it’s bizarre out of pocket shit, and the one who is illegally in the server and spying on their ex.)

(Also, there are three VCs now: the first one which was dominated by the egg boiz talking on it 427 (they basically have a podcast at this point), a second one which got dominated by Huskerdust drunk flirting, and a third which is (supposedly) used for productive shit.)

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[incorrect-hs-quotes]

if colors had grubblr

🫒 gr33nasthegrass Follow

:33 < hate when yellow gets all the credit fur being a purrimary color when its literally r G b

🍯 mellow-yellow Follow

uhh.. ii liiterally am a 2ub2tractiive priimary. liike yeah iit 2uck2 that you dont get the recogniitiion you de2erve but you dont have two put down other color2

🐙 majestic-magenta Follow

At least you're on t)(e color w)(eel 38(

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🦕 t34l-for-two Follow

1 H4T3 COLORS WHOS3 H3X COD3S ST4RT W1TH "F". 1TS L1T3R4LLY SUCH 4 R3D FL4G

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🔮 therealroyalpurple Follow

youre in her dms im a fundamental part a her personality. wwe are not the same

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🩸 rubyred Follow

if y0u cant be represented by a wavelength 0f light y0ure n0t a real c0l0r

🐙 majestic-magenta Follow

T)(is is litereely so toxic, wtf! Colors t)(at are perseaved only w)(en t)(e s)(ort and long cones are activated toget)(er are valid!

♠️ blackasmysoul Follow

TIRED OF PEOPLE TELLING ME I'M THE "ABSENCE OF COLOR" AND THEREFORE NOT A COLOR MYSELF. LIKE, YOU DON'T GET TO CHOOSE HOW I IDENTIFY.

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♠️ blackasmysoul Follow

WHY IS EVERYONE SAYING THAT ORANGE IS THE NEW ME. I LITERALLY HAVEN'T GONE ANYWHERE.

🔥 thecolornotthefruit Follow

sOUNDS LIKE, a SKILL ISSUE????

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🦕 t34l-for-two Follow

STOP S4Y1NG M3 4ND BLU3 LOOK 4L1K3!!! W3 4R3 L1T3R4LLY D1FF3R3NT COLORS

🧿 therealroyal8lue Follow

Yeah!!!!!!!! I'm so much hotter than that.

🦕 t34l-for-two Follow

FUCK YOU

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[incorrect-mass-effect-quotes]

Shepard: Hey, do these shoes make me look short?

Garrus: No, Shepard.

Garrus: I make you look short.

[mytholots]

Apollo: *crying* It was so hard! I couldn't take it man!

Artemis: *patting him on the back* Yeah life can be hard sometimes.

Apollo: Life?

[coldemergency]

Voldemort: There must be endless information you’ve gathered throughout all your past lives

Harry: I know everyone’s dirty little secrets

Voldemort: I don’t suppose you’d share any with me…?

Harry: You would never guess which Hogwarts professor has a foot fetish

Voldemort: Not at all the sort of information I was looking for

Voldemort:

Voldemort: who

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Body Mods: Angel & Chaggie

Angel: (swiping through Sinstagram) Nothin'. Nothin'. Vees doing sketchy shit. Nothin'. Nothin'. Boring. Tiffani Titfuck being a ho. Boring. Nothin'. Paparazzi Pic of Vagina's nipple piercings.

Charlie: (spit take) What?!

Angel: (pauses on Vaggie's pic) WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?! NO FUCKING WAY!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Charlie: (Tries to steal Angel's phone) She doesn't have her n-n-...nip-ples...

Angel: Oh-hohoho! Then this is a pretty good impersonater, Toots! (shows Charlie the phone)

-Hidden camera picture of Vaggie laying on a table in a piercing and tattoo parlor with two freshly pierced nipples and the caption: "Princess's New Play Toys."-

Charlie: (drooling as she stares at the screen)

Vaggie: (enters the hotel) I'm home, and I picked up those groceries from the store-

Charlie: (zips over to Vaggie, holds her shoulders, and plasters their foreheads together) FORGET THE GROCERIES!!! TITS!!! OUT!!! NOW!!!

Vaggie: (full body blush) W-What? W-Why? I appreciate the initiative, babe. But we're in the middle of the lobby.

Angel: Don't play dumb, Vags! (Holds up the Sinstagram post) We gotcha red tittied!

Vaggie: (glares at the screen) Este pendejo! How the fuck did you get that?!

Charlie: Why didn't you tell me you were going to get them pierced?! I wouldn't have minded! I would have come with for support!

Vaggie: I....uh....wanted them to be a surprise... I didn't get to do it before because I was worried about bleeding and people finding out I was an angel.

Charlie: Awwwww~ Vaggie~

Angel: So, can we see?

Vaggie: WHY THE FUCK WOULD I SHOW YOU, PENDEJO?!?!?!

[starforgedthor]

Tek Knight: how long were you fucking Golden Boy's girlfriend?

Andre, who had been in a polycule with Cate and Luke on the dl but can never admit that because he's just been ranked #1 and is sitting next to his father: ....

Andre, out loud: Irrelevant and also fuck you and nobody likes you, you're a shit superhero, and I'm leaving.

[feykrorovaan]

Miraak:"Ah, so the first Dragonborn meets the Last."

Kaidan:"Oh no, I'm not the Dragonborn."

Miraak:*looks at Gore, Taliesin, Inigo,and Caryalind* Which one of you is the Dragonborn?

Taliesin:*rolls eyes and picks up my tiny Breton self*

Bonus:*Auri starts biting Miraak's ankles, while Lucien starts asking exactly 102 questions about the Merethic era and dragon priests*

[incorrect-slytherin-quotes]

Ravenclaw: I failed my safety training course today.

Slytherin: Why, what happened?

Ravenclaw: Well one of the questions was "In case of a fire, what steps would you take?"

Slytherin: And?

Ravenclaw: Well apparently "FUCKING LARGE ONES" isn't an acceptable answer.

[weapons-maker-carmilla]

Odette: Why was Zestial's car in our driveway when I went on errands?

Carmilla, not looking up from making dinner: We were having a meeting.

Clara: In your room?

Carmilla: IT WAS IMPORTANT PERSONAL BUSINESS!

Both girls: Right.

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Cleric: You need to eat healthier. Fighter: No. Cleric: The last person who didn't eat healthier after I told them to died. Fighter: Oh my gods. Cleric: In a fire storm. Fighter: That sounds unrelated. Cleric: I cast the fire storm. Do not disobey me.

[incorrecthiddeninventory]

Suguru: I sleep with a cursed spirit under my pillow. Utahime: I sleep with a knife. Haibara: Both of you are pathetic. Suguru: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with? Haibara: Nanami.

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

TG: question. whats the mental effects of a period like? i have a hunch and im gonna b SO fuckin pissed if its right

GG: What's the hunch?

TG: so ok for a while now after starting estrogne ill have these random weeks outta the month where ill get rlly tired moody anxious nd kinda horny for like a week and i straight up thogut it was bipolar 2. i am gnna be SO PISSED if its just my SHITTY LITTLE BRAIN *DECIDING* 2 HAVE A PERIOD FOR A UTERUS I DONT FUCKIN HAVE

TG: THERE IS NO EGG!!! WHY ARE U LIKE THIS

GG: Oh. Yeah, no, that 100% sounds like a period.

TG: FUCK!!!!!

GG: Made you a little something to commemorate.

[incorrectmahabharatquotes]

Duryodhan: You know, sometimes it's just nice to be wanted.

Karna: Not by the LAW!

[mytholots]

Apollo: You disgust me.

Hermes: *eating a kitkat sideways* And?