#riddles for kids

[chilltidetrance]

I Have a Body of a Lion🦁 | Who Am I Puzzle #1 | Riddles With Answers In ...

[nookisms]

The Riddler: Riddle me thi- Is that a fucking kid.

Dick Grayson, a non-native English speaker: What does fucking mean?

The Riddler: Fuck- I mean shit- I mean it's a grown up word, ask your dad about it

[A Few Years Later]

The Riddler: Riddle me th- Is that another fucking kid

Jason Todd, raised in Crime Alley his entire life: Who the hell you calling a fucking kid? I'll beat your ass motherfucker, you and me right now.

The Riddler: Wow you are. Something.

[A Few Years After That]

The Riddler: Riddle me- Where the fuck are you getting these children?

Tim Drake, raised in high society but also not raised at all: That's a naughty word sir.

The Riddler: At least you're polite

[A Few More Years Later]

The Riddler: Riddle m- WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS ONE HAVE A SWORD!?

Damian Wayne, above silly things like Vulgar Language: I Was Expecting A Battle Of Wits, But You Appear To Be Unarmed.

The Riddler: WHY DOES HE TALK LIKE THAT???

[qwakque]

it shined more brightly than any gem could,,

[harunayuuka2060]

Kalim: You should surround yourself with people who love you!

Kid MC: ...

Kid MC: Do those who sympathize with me count?

Kalim: Eh?

Jamil: ...

Jamil: We should end this conversation.

Kalim: MC, can you explain it more?

Jamil: Kalim-

Kid MC: Well, people would often feel bad about me.

Kid MC: So, should I surround myself with those type of people?

Kalim and Jamil: ...

Ace and Deuce: ...

Kid MC: *reading a book at the corner*

Ace: *sigh* Honestly, what's wrong with this kid?

Deuce: Trey-senpai said that we should be patient.

Ace: For how long?

Riddle: *approaches MC*

Riddle: MC, can I talk with you?

Kid MC: *looks up*

Riddle: I see you're reading a fairy tale book.

Kid MC: Yes. It's the story of The Little Match Girl.

Ace and Deuce: The Little Match Girl...

Ace and Deuce: !!!

Riddle: You shouldn't be reading something like that here.

Kid MC: Okay. I'll read this in my room instead.

Riddle: No-

Riddle: ...

Riddle: I mean, you should read something appropriate for your age.

Kid MC: You mean those fake happy endings?

Riddle: ...

Ace: Yikes...

Deuce: *sigh*

[hayaku14]

this is so fucking on brand LMAO (x)

[egophiliac]

I love your take on Crowley!

I know that the early, non-Diasomnia stories aren't really your thing, but are you reading the novels at all?

I have been following some of the fan translations and the second book seems intense! Would love to hear what you think about them.

thank you! 💚💚💚 I'm not really sure why you think I don't like the earlier arcs though, I love pretty much all the characters and their storis! (I think 5 and 1 are my favorite of the past episodes, though 6 infected me with the Shroud brainrot something fierce.) I just...ESPECIALLY love diasomnia. :') but there is room in my heart for all of these dweebs! like, who among us is not just as ride-or-die for Adeuce as they are for us.

that said, I don't really follow the other adaptations like the manga (aside from a dip-in just to see the new Yuus) or the novels, though I keep meaning to check them out! I do like seeing the differences between the different forms of media, and how certain things get adapted one way or another! but alas, time/a lack of accessibility stands in our way more often than not. :( someday...someday I will have time to consume all of the media...

[chiquilines]

Idk what theyve done to me but im posessed. I need to draw them

[blackopals-world]

Theater Kid!Yuu: I got complaints so I decided we are doing Six the Musical. My casting choices are Noble!Yuu as Catherine of Aragon.

Noble!Yuu: Finally a role fit for a queen.

Theater Kid!Yuu: Maid!Yuu as Anne Boleyn.

Maid!Yuu: It's because I'm dating Riddle isn't it? I get it off with her head, very funny.

Theater Kid!Yuu: You're also short. Don't hit me!

Maid!Yuu: (resisting the urge) fine.

Theater Kid!Yuu: Celestial!Yuu is Jane Seymour. You'll be great. I want every momma's boy crying in the audience.

Celestial!Yuu: My boys will be so excited to hear I got a role. Who is this Jane? Is she a mom? That's so nice.

Theater Kid!Yuu: (feeling guity) Yes, she's very nice. You'll do great. Moving on Vet!Yuu your Anna of Cleves because Special Forces!Yuu would cut off my kneecaps if I said otherwise. Also I'm scared you but in a cool way.

Vet!yuu: As you should be. At least I live by the end of the play.

Theater Kid!yuu: Katherine Howard will be played by Onsen!Yuu.

Onsen!Yuu: Why is that?

Theater kid!Yuu: ...

Onsen!Yuu: Are you saying I'm a slut?

Theater kid!Yuu: You like pink...so. Anyways Marine Biologist!Yuu is Catherine Parr.

Everyone else: What! No!

Marine Biologist!Yuu: Yay! I lived. Do you think Azul will see me on stage?

Vet!Yuu: I think you missed the point of your character. You don't need male validation.

Marine Biologist!Yuu: But I want it.

Celestial!Yuu: Can someone explain what this line means about having to go? Where am I going?

Maid!Yuu: I'm not telling them.

Onsen!Yuu: I still don't see why I'm Katherine. I mean she's my favorite but why me?

Theater kid!Yuu: Well I better go. (Runs away)

[fantasynerd05]

it is SO easy to use the block / under the cut thing. it's one button PLEASE USE IT PLEASE

[poisoned-pearls]

Family disney trip with family friends!

[iamnmbr3]

Albus: So I met an evil child today.

Aberforth: Why are you like this?

Albus: But don't worry. The situation is under control. I read his mind without his consent and then set his things on fire and told him he has to stay in line because I'm more powerful than he is. That will teach him to stop believing that the most important thing is power and to value love instead. Problem solved. Good job me as usual.

Aberforth: Albus, what the actual fuck?

[secondary-colorentimy]

updated Riddle design for my dia de los muertos / Coco fanevent :3

[oya-oya-okay]

※ Adult AzuRido ※ a fictional child🍓💗

[delulustoryteller]

TROPHY HUSBAND HARRY POTTER EVERYONE 👏

[deadsetobsessions]

Prompt: DPxHarry Potter

Imagine this: London, 1935. Moderate, humid, and crowded.

Danny Fenton has no fucking idea why he’s in London, 1935. You know, considering he’s American… and the fact that he was born in 1989 in not London.

“What the fuck.”

“My word!” A scandalized woman covered her son’s ears. Danny ignored her, blue eyes skipping around the cobbled stone road and the fog hanging in the air. It’s a good thing he’s got an ice core or else he’d actually be freezing. Danny began to walk, having enough of the strange looks he’s was getting. The half slid into an uncooked and discreet area to turn invisible and intangible. He flew in the streets, taking money from those who would clearly not miss a few notes here and there. First, blend in with the locals and figure out the money situation. Clothes? Second, figure out why he’s here. Third…?

——

When he was properly clothed, Danny followed that tugging in his core- Fate at it again, no doubt- to the door steps of an orphanage.

“What the hell am I supposed to be doing…?” Danny muttered, circling the property, invisible and intangible.

Then, he saw a boy, hissing to a snake. Ah, Danny thought. There’s destiny.

Except Destiny doesn’t give a shit about the paperwork load that goes into adopting someone. It was a Danny problem, and Danny…

“I don’t have an identity in this world!” He groaned. With one last look at the orphanage and of the boy who looked so much like him, Danny flew off to handle to details of his existence in this universe.

[slytherinslut0]

let’s save some horses and instead ride some…

COWBOYYY TAKE ME AWAYYYYYYYTYYY FUCKimDYINGIMDEADFUCKINGDEAD