#stargate atlantis incorrect quote

[incorrectbatfam]

Damian: Father will come up with something.

Bruce: I will try, but despite what you all may think I am not Superman.

Jason: Was anyone seriously thinking that?

Tim: No.

Dick: Never.

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Gregory: Anthony will come up with a solution.

Anthony: I will try, but despite what you all may think, I am not Superman.

Eloise: Was anyone seriously thinking that?

Colin: No.

Benedict: Never.

[mushroom-through-the-stargate]

saw this post on instagram and immediately thought of bug!john lol

[ladymiraclewings]

Stolas: This is a bad idea. Blitz: You said that already. Stolas: Well, it is worth saying again.

[sepiawizarddetective]

John: We have a problem.

Rodney : No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Barnaby: I made a mistake. Now are you going to help me fix it or are you going to continue to berate me?

Frank: I am perfectly capable of doing both simultaneously.

[scifidancer]

Incorrect quotes McShep

Truth or dare?

[twotales]

Apparently I made a whole document of incorrect quotes including Rodney, Radek, Laura, and Chuck 😂

These are my top five:

Cop: You're receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.

Laura: Shit.

Rodney: Wait, three?

Cop: ...Yeah?

Radek: OH MY GOD CHUCK FELL OFF!

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Chuck: Whose turn is it to give the pep-talk?

Radek: *sighing* Rodney.

Rodney: Fuck shit up out there, but don't die.

Laura: *wiping away a tear* so inspirational.

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Radek: Why do you look like that?

Rodney, laying face-first on the floor: Like what?

Radek: Like you're dead.

Rodney: It's because I am dying. leave me here to perish.

Chuck: Rodney accidentally called Laura "babe" in front of everyone today.

Rodney: *sobs into the floor.*

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Radek: Are you upset that you don't get to be on the same team as Laura?

Chuck: Have you ever played a game with Laura?

Radek: No...

Chuck: Have you ever been trapped in a cage with a wolverine?

*meanwhile on the other side of the field*

Laura, chasing Rodney: I SAID FASTER! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE WORD "FASTER" MEANS? IT MEANS MORE FAST!

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Laura: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!

Rodney: Oh yeah? You're the idiot who thinks they can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!

Laura: I'm leaving you, and I'M TAKING CHUCK WITH ME!

Radek, picking up the monopoly board: I think we're going to stop playing now.

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Soldier: You said this would work!

Spy: *shrugs* I don’t know if you noticed or not but I’m an extremely arrogant man who tends to think all of his plans will work.

[atlantis-scribe]

Ronon: Sorry I broke your glasses.

Radek: It's all right.

Radek: I've seen enough.

[shit-the-vampyr-cast-never-said]

Jonathan: Think of anything that makes you anxious.

Sean: Oh, God, there’s so many things.

[incorrect-kaishinshi]

Conan: I made a mistake. Now are you going to help me fix it or are you going to continue to berate me?

Haibara: I am perfectly capable of doing both simultaneously.

[ladyphlogiston]

“No, we can’t recruit the weird space whales into your Rambo fantasy.”

Bridging the Gap, @clawedandcute

[lupinegirl]

incorrect quotes sga editions

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Frank: This is a bad idea.

Julie: You said that already.

Frank: Well, it's worth saying again.

[carsonsweebabyturtles]

SGA + Terry Pratchett

Vimes prodded at it as politely as he dared, and then took the usual view that, if you can recognize at least half of it, it's probably okay to eat the rest.

― Terry Pratchett, Jingo